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@MrAlanSchmidt

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8 months

If you want someone reading your work, hit me up. Interested in: Sci-Fi Fantasy Magical Realism Pulp Cerebral etc. Not my cup of tea: Romance Excessive sex Excessive gore Super-long epic fantasy (250k+ word count) If I like it, I will write a review. If not, nothing at all.

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@lporiginalg The villain in Grimms Fairy Tales is often a stepmother for a reason.

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@ReviewsPossum Tolkien liked himself a good tragedy, see Children of Hurin. What he didn't like was probably the implicit anti-religious tone and worldview.

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@FischerKing64 > they firmly informed me that their policy was not to ask any questions about need. The problem is this is the only policy they can realistically have, and the social mechanisms that once shamed such lousy behavior has been completely dismantled.

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@VDAREJamesK Most conquered peoples would think it magnanimous we didn't just slaughter them all and take their women.

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@AnarkYouTube 95% of the great artists of history would be appalled by your politics.

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@PpollingNumbers @UMassAmherst 40%? The guy has the mandate of heaven. He better go for it.

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@LeafEsq Failed the shit test, but in this case it might have been for the best.

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@sahar_tartak They should melt it down so you guys see what you inflicted on the rest of us. Don't care.

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@Aristos_Revenge They probably spent upwards of 100k to honeypot a kid. Unbelievable.

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@ReduxxMag Children's rights in the modern context means strangers are legally allowed to diddle your kids.

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@ChivalryGuild A man who clearly didn't understand who Gandalf was. Here's a hint, he wasn't just a wizard.

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@StealerTime It has everything. The stereotypes, the repressed alphas, the spiteful betas, and everyone pretending myths that clearly untrue. The original cut was even starker with the aggression collar.

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@mattyglesias WHY IS IT ALWAYS FOOD!?!?!?

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@notcomplex_ 63k would easily give each of these kids a full time tutor. Have a hard time believing they couldn't get at least a majority into basic competency.

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@Devon_Eriksen_ > And comments like this one are not a flattering look, because men are not attracted to female intrasexual competition. They find it disagreeable, negative, hostile, and cold. Female to female cattiness is one of the biggest turnoffs in men, even more so than a female being

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@ThinkingAtheist So.... reddit atheism is still a thing?

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@Babygravy9 I'm hoping electronic jamming equipment gets to the point where all these electronic toys become useless.

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@Howlingmutant0 There was study where people frequented stores with a negative yelp score due to racism more after the negative reviews. They need to lean into it.

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@kevinmyoung @Johnny76512976 Ludicrously based.

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@simonsarris How the hell do you spend 32k on Doordash? Are these drivers butlers delivering Beef Wellington?

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@The_WGD They associate word-salad with intellect, when in reality intellect is shown by making complex thoughts simple.

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@Lead_Flinger Props to the man who told her to walk away. "He doesn't need this" is correct.

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@geoffkoch @BrowningMachine That slave was whipped like that for trying to kill his wife.

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@SaysSimulation It's funny seeing the NPCs flail without clear direction. Notice how poorly the Twitter propaganda apparatus operated without clear direction and fake boosting.

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@Babygravy9 You can do this, but it requires a 6-figure job to fund living in a "good school district" neighborhood.

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@joereich3 @Newsweek Foreign Mercenaries, what could go wrong?

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@luinalaska People forget that staff works for you. They are not Priests.

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@VDAREJamesK

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@WomanDefiner Nice little Dutch city. You know what would make it better? Africans. Said no one ever.

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@LookAtMyMeat1 Savage.

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@LoFiRepublican @DissidentSoaps Pedophilia is going to make a speed run

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@RadioGenoa They can do this because Christians eschew violence. Maybe we shouldn't.

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@presbycast Franco was the good guy. It's shocking anyone on the right thinks this is controversial.

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@ArnoNymuski @Osiasart The guy wasn't built for that battle. He's an awkward nerd who did brilliant things. You defend his weak spots so he can keep being brilliant.

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@Indian_Bronson Compulsory schooling is a mistake. Minors who are unable to behave themselves in a school should be in a workhouse.

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@ChristnNitemare It's one sentence: "Don't let your teenage kids get groomed and sodomized"

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@wayotworld Even the soldiers sitting there know it's over.

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@Steve_Laws_ It's trivially east to force most of these people back.

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@greentexts_bot Robot fast food can't come fast enough. The destruction of decent service happened in the span of 5 years.

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@CovfefeAnon @GadSaad Can these guys go any more mask off? Almost a contest at this point.

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@BonifaceOption Please! Fellow white people, care about this! No.

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@BonifaceOption Christians chastising people for not having premarital sex is really bizarre.

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@ComradeDoyIe This is why it's always year zero.

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@cremieuxrecueil Polio was already on its way to being eradicated before the vaccine. There's a good case it was excessive pesticides causing it Turtles All the Way Down had an excellent section on this.

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@Babygravy9 It's a strange morality that states any offensive action is by nature immoral. If that was the case, there would still be mass sacrifices in Mexico.

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@greentexts_bot The Hogwarts one where he went on an unfunny tangent of J.K. Rowling showed how much of a hack he now is.

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@navyhato How do you keep from laughing at her?

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@Aristos_Revenge The good part is, it will be hard to ban AI systems without banning microchips. The bad part is corporations will need to use the official, lobotomized AIs to stay compliant.

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@sanebrotakes It assumes suspicion of infidelity and a husband's lack of trust. I actually sympathize. That being said, if she acts suspicious or starts a divorce, it's justified.

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@MorlockP She didn't destroy it beyond repair, but it's pretty clear she destroyed the toilets and tried to drill a hole in the ship. Let the hyperbolic guy have some fun.

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@kitten_beloved Had a female co-worker who only had to say "this is hard" and five engineer simps would do all her work for her. That being said, the attractive, competent ones do have to deal with a lot of annoyances. One woman I knew had to wear frumpy clothes to avoid attention.

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@KeepingSunny @washingtonpost Parents are a child's primary educators.

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@ChivalryGuild The passion and authenticity just oozes off the screen. These two guys would act the same way on or off camera. An interesting contrast to the ladies, who act confused and self conscious.

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@WomnOfValor Twitter is fundamentally a male space. If you don't like how men talk, get out.

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@charlesmurray @KirkegaardEmil Making staples free for everyone would probably cost far less than all the elaborate food programs currently in place.

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@USTechWorkers The amount of new grads who couldn't do basic programming questions was appalling. Probably only half who graduated had basic competency.

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@Aristos_Revenge The evidence was thin enough he still has plausible deniability. Heck, anyone who gets doxxed should deny it, no matter how ludicrous your denial is.

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@FistedFoucault The oddest part of the reaction to the book is not that people disagree with it, but that the thesis is so profane that it can't be even mentioned. Note this dissertation isn't even expressing an explicit morality, but an ancient people's relationship to philosophy itself.

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@EWTNVatican This is the same guy who shuts down convents left and right.

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@RBurd3n @EndWokeness Ahhh. This is old-fashioned jealousy no man will ever look at her the way that sailor did.

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@CovfefeAnon Same energy as Whitey on the Moon.

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@FromKulak You're attacking a strawman that barely exists in the dissident sphere that makes up your audience. And making disingenuous interpretations of biblical quotes as well as chastising Christians for not doing things in real life you yourself are not willing to do doesn't help your

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@pope_head I'm more angry he's wearing shorts there.

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@FoxNews I have an aunt whose husband lives in another house. Another whose husband sleeps in a different room. It's called "a failed marriage".

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@amuse Loser talk. He is the new alternative aristocracy.

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@primalpoly @Lady_Astor The vast majority of new jobs in colleges are bureaucrats, who are selected by other bureaucrats. None have any idea how to run an organization.

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@LevineJonathan "He claims that the boy's mother 'pushed' their child's transition, and says the boy himself was not distressed about living as a boy." Many such cases.

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@Shaughn_A2 @SwtCharlemaigne Someone else said it, but that man can't take a bad picture.

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@CivilRights You people are pure evil.

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@greentexts_bot I once wrote a 250k draft that was too unwieldy to finish. Got bored and abandoned it. Happens to amateur authors, happens to master authors. Simple as that.

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@jeremykauffman It's only a conspiracy theory if you're not celebrating it.

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@AuronMacintyre From the American Revolution to the Civil War slavery was brought up at least every third page. Then every third page was about some obscure civil rights leader.

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@lporiginalg

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@SaveYourSons These kids glued to iPads and games have zero understanding of the inner structure of those systems. Absurd cope. At least the Gen x people had to dive into the depths of dos configurations files to get their dang game to run.

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@DissidentSoaps Bureaucracy can't beat friends in the institutions.

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@bronzeagemantis The West has an insane separation from the impulses and rhythms of one's own body. The Western sex drive and will to reproduce is stifled by constant simulacra.

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@LookAtMyMeat1 Got whiplash with the change in tone from season 2 to 3. The opening scene where the Nazi shoots a running guy Most Dangerous Game style was so cartoonish. Just got worse with the gay stuff.

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@Indian_Bronson Women destroy male spaces. Men destroy female spaces. Co-ed spaces outside of family never work. It's not how we're designed.

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@exit_org Nah, it was never sensible. The historical, sensible approach was to get your son a good job or your daughter a husband before leaving the home.

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@giantgio Are we to the point where being against an open relationship is now considered RedPill?

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@dianemontagna The framing of this question was magnificent, and Gregory couldn't help but make a fool out of himself. Nothing he said was true.

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@prowrstlngstrng Fast food in most areas is irredeemable. Imagine what will happen to more complex systems.

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@VDAREJamesK @visegrad24 Jews do not realize they are now white to their enemies. Welcome to the club.

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@lesliedouglasx @ichthys30 If the country went overnight to a hard-right ethnostate, she would change all her opinions and forget her previous rants within the day.

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@FromKulak It isn't this so much as culture being heavily sex-segregated. The sexes would mingle in heavily controlled and ritualistic environments where everyone had a sense of self and their role in the great game.

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@extradeadjcb Telling a child "no" is far more respectful than manipulating her into going along with whatever you want. They implicitly recognize the manipulation, which is why the children of therapeutic parenting end up as suck basket cases.

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@DissidentSoaps The thing is, they could just go with "The Germans starved Jews to death in camps", which is actually on solid ground, but they can't help themselves and are completely outlandish.

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@Oilfield_Rando I don't seem many hispanics.

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@FromKulak Just the thought of shooting blanks is so abhorrent I can't think of any self respecting man who will take it.

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@MyLordBebo At this point I have no sympathy for people who enlist. I feel sorry for the Global War on Terror guys, but now there's no excuse.

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@L0m3z Shows how graft has destroyed any chance of greatness, regardless of how you feel about rails.

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@Babygravy9 Real truth to power. Surprised they weren't arrested.

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@twatterbaas This makes shoot/shovel/shutup the only reasonable choice.

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@cremieuxrecueil Any reasonably intelligent 16 year old should be able to do a high school senior student's workload. Heck, a good percentage should be able to get a bachelor's by 18.

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@JadeAtrophis @giantgio 80 percent of people, left and right, are NPCs. That's why you need propaganda and narrative control.

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@AJA_Cortes The paradox is you get rid of your stress by creating a bigger stressor that you can persevere through.

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@LanaLokteff This is how the game is played. Look at his policies first day before blackpilling.

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@eugyppius1 Outside of professional rabble rousers, noticing enthusiasm on the left is waning to practically nothing. Their entire coalition is based on constant outrage against some slight, and the milquetoast response of their enemies. Even the pros seem off their game. Boredom is setting

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@adcock_brett Young people should job hop at least every three years. It's the fastest way to get your wages up.

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@ConceptualJames Nope. Don't take half-measures. The entire CRA has to go.

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