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#author #comedian #comedycoach #podcaster #Browns fan since '73; happy pops of two write-offs

Dallas, TX
Joined April 2012
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Mike LuKas
3 months
Upgrade your jokes and suddenly your five-minute set can earn you more stage time and even paid gigs. Here’s the proven game plan for creating original and memorable laughs, the "perfect blend of how-to and comedy.” Order your copy today: #laughter #humor
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@_B___S Sweet, reminds me of this moment:
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4 years
@ProjectLincoln Do Trumpsters see that kind of pure empathy and compassion and get confused? Like when your dog watches you hold a fork?
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3 years
@Teclaur @LordOfTheYips @Shwako @SenSanders Funny way to phrase “instead of taxing them fairly”
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4 years
@NBCNews @NBCOUT Slugs for salt! Trees for chainsaws! Shins for low coffee tables!
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3 years
@jimmykimmel Love how people take the time to let you know they didn’t like your free joke. Like, so what. You want your money back? Your device ain’t got a scrolly button? It’s like when you hand a hungry dude a hot dog and soda and he bitches about caffeine and nitrates.
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8 months
Your doggy loves to be warm, especially in the fall and wintertime, but their fur alone can't always get the job done. That's why Teressa K. "Loves a good hoodie!" for her good boy. "Very soft hoodie. Easy to put on & take off of him. Longer on the back
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10 months
When a joke flops…It hurts. Figuring out why a joke didn't work and trying again is what makes you a pro. Time to get serious about your comedy. You can learn to be funnier. #humorwriting #laugh #comedian #humor #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes
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2 years
@NoahGarfinkel As a resident of the coastal town of Crystal Cove, I totally feel your pain. Zoinks and jinkies, it's frustrating...
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5 months
A must-read for any comedian struggling to stand out from all the other joke-slingers. Discover your Comedy Lens; then watch your funny bits become more original, relatable, and memorable. Click for your copies: #humorwriting #laugh #comedian #humor
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Anyone can learn to be funnier In FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE, comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) slows down laugh-making & repackages it in a funny, easy way to learn. Click to join waitlist & get 5 SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE UR NEXT SPEECH FUNNIER #laugh
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4 years
@ProudSocialist Credit for sign motto: George Carlin
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Your dog’s fur coat might not be enough to keep them warm this winter, but you can show them you’re on it with a custom dog hoodie. C. B. and her bulldog Smash live on the chilly east coast. “Not only is this a cute sweatshirt, it also is excellent
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@MikeLukas4
Mike LuKas
7 months
(Book 2) Fine-Tuning Your Funny Muscle: How to Practice Creating Laughs Like a Pro NOW AVAILABLE! If being funny were like driving . . . Book 1 teaches you what a car is; Book 2 teaches you how to cruise around town. Order your copies (paperback / eBook)
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Mike LuKas
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@Positive_Call In my 20's I read 'The Road Less Traveled' by M. Scott Peck, MD. His concept of "delaying gratification" by getting the tough work done first has changed the way I do my day. His take that "love is not an emotion, it's an action" has shifted the way I show my love.
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Mike LuKas
1 year
Tough day? Need a laugh? In less than 2 minutes, I'll make you laugh and explain how anyone - including you - can learn to be funnier. Because laughter curbs stress and turns strangers into friends. Get your copy: #humorwriting #laugh #comedian #humor
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@MikeLukas4
Mike LuKas
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Anyone can learn to be funnier In FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE, comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) slows down laugh-making & repackages it in a funny, easy way to learn. Click to join waitlist & get 5 SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE UR NEXT SPEECH FUNNIER #laugh
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Mike LuKas
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Anyone can learn to be funnier! In FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE, comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) slows down laugh-making and repackages it in a funny and easy way to learn. Click to join waitlist & get 5 EASY WAYS TO MAKE UR NEXT TALK FUNNIER #laugh
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@MikeLukas4
Mike LuKas
4 years
@TitusNation Well that’s where we differ, Chris. I’VE decided to vote for the guy that doesn’t heal himself from COVID w stem cell cures unavailable to the masses and then does a national tour of super-spreaders while throwing in the towel on fighting the virus in America. Wait...
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@NBCNews Plus, it's kinda insulting to insinuate that by merely showing up, gays are "pushing an agenda." Maybe they just want to hang. I shave my receding head hair. When I show up, am I pushing the bald agenda?
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@CBSNews HUGE that a POTUS finally publicly admitted systemic racism not only exists in America, but also that it’s “Totally unacceptable.” Wonderful start! Now what, Big Joe? Let’s do this...
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@thehill *unless return bus fleet is required.
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@MikeLukas4
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7 months
Book 2 of the Funny Muscle Series Launches November 10! **Fine-Tuning Your Funny Muscle: How to Practice Creating Laughs Like a Pro** ==> Now available for Kindle Pre-Order on Amazon. #humorwriting #laugh #comedian #humor #standupcomedy #jokes
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Mike LuKas
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When a joke flops…It hurts. Figuring out why a joke didn't work and trying again is what makes you funnier. Time to get serious about your comedy. Click for your copies: #standupcomedian #comedy #humor #laugh #humor #laughter #writing #audio #humorwriting
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@AhteestoreCom Books: Love Eyes and Fingertips, Brains
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@Only1Jbdr @NBCNews ‘Cause the people spoke! LOUDLY! 🇺🇸
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@RaelleLogan1 This trio of ‘secret weapons’ unlocked my creative and humorous potential as a comedian and improvisor, and they still do as a writer today. #laughter #humor #laughs #comedy #comedywriting #standupcomedy #writing #writersoftwitter
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Mike LuKas
8 months
Your doggy loves to be warm, especially in the fall and wintertime, but their fur alone can't always get the job done. That's why Teressa K. "Loves a good hoodie!" for her good boy. "Very soft hoodie. Easy to put on & take off of him. Longer on the back
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A must-read for any comedian struggling to stand out on stage. Discover your comedy lens; then watch your act become more original, relatable, memorable, and funnier. Time to get serious about your comedy - otherwise you're just giving a speech. #humorwriting #laugh #comedian
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4 years
@NBCNews As LGBTQ's already told us... They're here, they're queer, get used to it. Jonathan is fun is a world filled with too much anger. You'd think Christians would be into that.
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Mike LuKas
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@MykyMykTV @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump Then imagine having the kind of life it takes to be the guy Tweet commenting on that same guy. You’re exponentially sad/miserable by your own definition. Nice self burn, Trumpster. 🔥 #BidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
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Mike LuKas
1 year
Hi, comedian turned book-hawker Mike Lukas here. I believe anyone can learn to be funnier. In FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE, I slow down laugh-making and repackage it in a funny, easy way to learn. Click for more info! #humorwriting #laugh #standupcomedy
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Mike LuKas
3 years
@Bill68285439 @BarrNunnn @jstmeinmo You speak it like you know it as fact. Your nihilistic take is a theory no better or worse than any other brain-based explanation of life and death, like religion or spaghetti monsters. Here’s a better question, what do you HOPE happens after you die? Believe in THAT...why not?
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@MikeLukas4
Mike LuKas
4 years
@thehill This is a tactic that Trump has used his entire public life: ==> Lie on Page 1, retract on Page 3 <== Page 1: "WE ENDED THE VIRUS!" Two days later on page 3: "..the intent was to say that it is our goal to end the virus.." Trumpsters typically never get to page 3 of anything.
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@KeithOlbermann Trying to think back in American history when “Socialist” was used to scare people from voting for a Dem that pledged to make uniting & uplifting a broken citizenry his 1st priority instead of maximizing the profits of the few. Ah, yes - FDR. What a Socialist he turned out to be!
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@ConnorInsurance @CNN Dude, it’s literally happening under Trump’s Rule. This take is getting old.
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Mike LuKas
2 years
@NickLutsko That really made me laugh, Nick, well done! Favorite images: - forest person laying 'eggs' in my new beard - the cute, smiling sacrificial swine's naively upbeat gate - you recording this video with your friends and them realizing all you brought in the cooler were pumpkin beers
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Mike LuKas
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Discover your own Comedy Lens. In Finding Your Funny Muscle, I slow down joke-writing and turn it into a game plan that’s hilarious and easy to understand and use. For your copy: #laughter #humor #laughs #comedy #comedywriting #standupcomedy #writing
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Get your fur baby ready for winter with a Custom Dog Hoodie! Agnes's doggy mommy Victoria says, "5.0 out of 5 stars - adorable! My dog loves her hoodie!" Keep your canine kiddies toasty this winter with their own personalized hoodie. Order now and
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@MikeLukas4
Mike LuKas
3 years
@georgehahn Advice for new Hahnnies: Come for the sarcasm, stay for the final ‘look’ The ‘shave’ is just a bonus
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Mike LuKas
8 months
Here's Ghost about to go on a balmy fall run while battling the chill with his athletic grey custom hoodie. "He's so cute," says his human mommy Karen G. "5.0 out of 5 stars." Keep your canine kid(s) toasty this winter with their own personalized hoodie.
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Mike LuKas
1 year
Unfunny people tend to make similar bad choices. Click to receive the Top-10 mistakes that unfunny people make: With a strong Funny Muscle, you can avoid the list. #laughs #standup #comedian #laughing #WritingCommunity #readerscommunity
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As the temperature drops outside, our furry family members start to feel it during their walks and playtime. Our custom dog hoodies not only keep your pup toasty warm, but they also look "Super Cute" according to Lisa A. She adds "they're very well made
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1 year
A sneak peek at the intro to my new humor writing book FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE: How to create laughs like a pro. Just as new musicians can learn to be musical and new athletes can learn to be more athletic, anyone can learn to be funnier. #standupcomedy
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Mike LuKas
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Anyone can learn to be funnier. In his upcoming book FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE, comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) slows down laugh-making & repackages it in a funny, easy way to learn. Click for more info! #humorwriting #laugh #comedian #humor
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Mike LuKas
4 years
@ABCPolitics @jonkarl Would love to hear Trump voters’ pro-life take on the fetal-cell-based meds he just used so un-ironically to recover from Covid quicker than 210,000+ others were able to...
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@HuffPost “Our magic Biden-be-Gone docs disappeared, I’m talking some real wizard stuff here, but ya gotta believe me, they were awful. SO damning. Jeez, you would have been upset if you’d seen em. Like I did. Trust me, it’s probably best you didn’t. I’ll describe them, coming up next”
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Mike LuKas
1 year
Anyone can learn to be funnier! In his upcoming book FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE, comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) slows down laugh-making and repackages it in a funny and easy way to learn. Click below to receive 3 Humor Heightening Devices. #laugh
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4 years
@MarkRuffalo @MeidasTouch Trump got what he wanted from those people and then abandoned them. Perfect metaphor for what he’s done to America.
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Mike LuKas
1 year
Anyone can learn to be funnier. Comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) slows down laugh-making & repackages it in a funny, easy way to learn. Click to join FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE waitlist: #standupcomedy #WritingCommunity
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Mike LuKas
9 months
Thanks again to everyone who's bought (and reviewed) my Amazon best-seller! My book is currently #9 in Theories of Humor and I couldn't be more grateful. Be sure to get your copy today! (paperback, eBook, audio) Also makes a great gift for anyone you know
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Mike LuKas
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Anyone can learn to be funnier! In his upcoming book FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE, comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) slows down the laugh-making process and repackages it in a funny and easy way to learn. Click to join the waitlist. #WritingCommunity
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4 years
@thehill @HillTVLive F the messenger, listen to his message: Trump support is underreported That makes polls look lopsided That keeps hesitant voters from voting That’s another subtle form of voter suppression on a KGB level MMs warning isn’t for those of us who already voted It’s 4 those who haven’t
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@GoodBuddyKIRK @donwinslow You are literally quoting the inner voice of almost 80 million of us Americans.
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@USATODAY Would love to hear Trump voters’ pro-life take on the fetal-tissue based meds he just used so un-ironically to recover from Covid quicker than 210,000+ others were able to...
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@Mad_Hildebrandt Great question, Doc - here's what I'm learning: To be a great writer requires (at least) two skills. (1) Mastering the craft of writing (2) Mastering the art of storytelling When I started, I was far better at (1) than (2), but now that's changing...
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Mike LuKas
4 years
@ABC In other ‘relatively’ horrible news... A Hindu task force invaded an American cattle ranch and rescued hundreds of bovines or ‘caregivers,’ apprehending the ‘Cow Pimps’ who had been peddling the raw flesh of the gentle creatures for profit.
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Laughter curbs stress & turns strangers into friends. In my newly released book FINDING YOUR FUNNY MUSCLE, I slow down laugh-making & repackage it in a funny, easy way to learn. Buy your copy now: #standupcomedy #humorwriting #laugh #comedian #humor
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Mike LuKas
6 years
@BrownsTherapy Jarvis 'Juice' Landry's Browns hype video is a reminder of how different things are this year...let's do this. #Browns #Cleveland #ClevelandBrowns #NFL
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Hey @joethomas73 - no one doubts you'll be a fantastic color commentator. Just not yet, please... #Browns #Cleveland #NFL #Broadcaster
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4 years
@DrEricDing @MeidasTouch Herd immunity. The viral equivalent of musical chairs. Round after round of peak infections, and when the music stops, you pray you’re not the one who’s without a seat.
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Mike LuKas
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@thehill Proud of you, GOAT!
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Mike LuKas
1 year
Anyone can learn to be funnier. Comic Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) helps you find your Comedy Lens and use it with the Humor Blueprint to create laughs. Join the free waitlist and get the Top-10 Mistakes Funny People Never Make #standupcomedy #writers
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Mike LuKas
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As the temperature drops outside, our furry family members start to feel it during their walks and playtime. Custom dog hoodies not only keep your pup toasty warm, but they also look "Super Cute" according to Lisa A. Lisa adds "they're very well made and
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Everyone has a Funny Muscle Discover yours, then use it with the Humor Blueprint to flex for big laughs like a pro Crack up family & friends; Upgrade presentations; Fine-tune your standup act Join waitlist & get Top-10 Mistakes Unfunny People Make: #laughs
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@RexChapman Yup. Guilty of antiquated thinking & unwilling to own it. Easier to think someone's offending your flag & military than to think something about your worldview is off, Or that something about the system that kneelers are protesting benefits you and you don't want it to change.
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Say hello to Rico, just back from a brisk fall run but still toasty warm in his grey Custom Dog Hoodie. "We get soooo many compliments on this sweater," says Rico's human daddy Chauncey W. "Fits really nice and snug , great material (warm and quality) ...
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Mike LuKas
4 years
@mateagold @Fahrenthold I early voted in Dallas in FIVE minutes. The fact that there are these types of long voting lines elsewhere is shameful and says something about the process is BROKEN! Let’s FIX IT!!! #Fixit #BidenHarris2020
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@grittyscars Happy December! ☃︎🎅🎄❄️☃️🎁🦌 The perfect gift for anyone you love who tries to be funny (but who could use some help). Comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) makes it fun and easy! 😂🎁😂 Click for your copies: #humorwriting #laugh #comedian #humor
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@MeidasTouch “Our magic Biden-be-Gone docs disappeared, I’m talking some real wizard stuff here, but ya gotta believe me, they were awful. SO damning. Jeez, you would have been upset if you’d seen em. Like I did. Trust me, it’s probably best you didn’t. I’ll describe them, coming up next”
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@jgmacleodauthor You can learn to be funnier. Humor writing made easier to understand, craft and execute. For your copies: #laughter #humor #laughs #comedy #comedywriting #standupcomedy #writing #writingcommunity #jokes #selfhelp
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@ArmAndUnionize @ProudSocialist Oh, I’d love to hear his take on this mess. Though he could just say, “Toldja!” and it would be totally true...
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@grittyscars Happy December! ☃︎🎅🎄❄️☃️🎁🦌You can learn to be funnier. Humor writing made easier to understand, craft and execute. For your copies: #laughter #humor #laughs #comedy #comedywriting #standupcomedy #writing #writingcommunity #jokes #selfhelp
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The perfect holiday gift for anyone you love who tries to be funny (but who could some help). Comedian Mike Lukas (NBC, Comedy Central) makes it fun and easy! Click for your copies: #humorwriting #laugh #comedian #humor #standupcomedy #jokes
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4 years
@thehill Trump got what he wanted from those people and then abandoned them. Perfect metaphor for what he’s done to America.
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Mike LuKas
3 years
@Bill68285439 @BarrNunnn @jstmeinmo "It doesn’t matter what I hope will happen." No more or less that it matters what you ~think~ will happen. Because none of us know for sure, either way. So why not choose something you hope happens instead of getting all nihilistic about something you have no facts to support?
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Hey #writerscommunity , my humor writing book just launched on #Amazon on this #ShamelessSelfPromoMonday . Click to buy: Let's promote each other #writerslift Give us a #follow & We’ll #followback ! Drop your #blog #YouTube #books #Links so we can #retweet !
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4 years
@HuffPost POTUS Covid - the bone spurs of debate deferments.
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6 years
@BrownsTherapy When your arm is as powerful and accurate as Mayfield's, not being tall isn't a total deal breaker... #Browns #Cleveland #NFL #NFLDraft #ClevelandBrowns
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@MikeCook_author “The blueprint for how to be funny.” - Charna Halpern, author of Truth In Comedy and Art By Committee “Deceptively simple techniques.” - Kelly Leonard, The Second City (Exec. VP, President of Theatricals) “A must-read for anyone looking to upgrade their
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@BoxofTeeth (Book 2) Fine-Tuning Your Funny Muscle: How to Practice Creating Laughs Like a Pro NOW AVAILABLE! If being funny were like driving . . . Book 1 teaches you what a car is; Book 2 teaches you how to cruise around town. Order your copies (paperback / eBook)
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When a joke flops…It hurts. Figuring out why a joke didn't work and trying again is what makes you funnier. Time to get serious about your comedy. #standupcomedian #comedy #humor #laugh #humor #laughter #writing #audio #humorwriting
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@grittyscars Check out the audio version of my humor writing book Finding Your Funny Muscle: How to Create Laughs Like a Pro, now available at Audible. My voice. Your ears. Totally legal. #laughter #humor #laughs #comedy #comedywriting #standupcomedy #writing
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Yes, @FrankCaliendo , #Browns Fans have to learn how to win, too! How about a sweet RT, Frankie??? #Cleveland #Believe #NFL #Playoffs
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@owenhabel2 @JennSilverwood You deserve some laughs: Veteran comedian Mike Lukas here sharing my hilarious (FREE) content - videos, audio blog posts, standup comedy - with 85,500+ visits since launching in March. #comedian #standupcomedian #humor #laughter #laugh #audio #humorwriting
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@BrownsTherapy The #Browns reminded some of us why we love them on #HBOHardKnocks ...
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Mike LuKas
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@MikeCook_author Vincent the Dog's Easter Safety Message for dog owners and dog lovers this holiday. #comedian #standupcomedian #humor #laughter #laugh #youtubevideo #humorwriting
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