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WIAC and ARC insider. GLIAC fan. Hedge fund manager turned plumber. Banned from Illinois & California. Buena Vista & UW-La Crosse Fan. Brother to John.

Joined March 2024
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
BREAKING NEWS: UWSP Forward and artist Josiah “JP” Gillie will be performing on stage in Madison at the annual “Mifflin” block party. Hit songs “Bad Bitty” and “Juicy Ahhh” are rumored to be on the set list. #WIAC #Badbitty #JP #Diddy
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@MikeAshley40
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@JordanLoppnow Both not offered by Wisconsin out of high school too.
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@PackerFever @barstoolsports Thanks for sharing, Randall.
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@MikeAshley40
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1 month
My Top Five. I would like to announce that whatever University is chosen will get a significant portion of my salary donated to their Varsity NIL Collective. Let me know in the comments who you want to see me cheering for next year. S/O to @TiptonEdits for the graphic. #WIAC
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
Eagle.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
Schools that have since contacted Paveletzke: UW-Oshkosh Bryant & Stratton MSOE UW-Superior Lakeland Upper Iowa
@247HSHoops
24/7 High School Hoops
3 months
NEWS: Iowa State guard Jackson Paveletzke is entering the transfer portal, per source. Paveletzke just wrapped up his first season at Iowa State after playing his freshman season at Wofford. Averaged 15.1PPG as a freshman. He averaged 3.4PPG, 1.0RPG and 1.0APG this season. Shot
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
25 days
Are we sure they’re not related? Kids a bucket regardless. #MemeMonday #Hasbulla
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@MikeAshley40
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@D3Direct
D3Direct
2 months
This Edey/Clingan matchup has us thinking… Who is the best Center in #d3hoops history?
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
After deep thought and consideration, I have narrowed down the WIAC school I will support to a final 5. My edit and official statement will be released at some point today. Please respect my decision. #WIACbrotherhood
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
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@D3Direct @WIACDave isn’t the best D3 reporter.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
Happy #MemeMonday . If this tweet gets 10 likes, I’ll drop my next meme regarding a UW-Stout legend. #WIACbrotherhood
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
30 days
@travisWSN @WisBBYearbook @WIACDave Travis, the man is out here successfully reporting about college basketball and YOU are calling him a “fake troll”. Take a long look in the mirror.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
@ClarenceBe9000 Todays agenda: 1. Drink an ungodly amount of beer 2. Red meat 3. Bench 225 (for reps) 4. Watch Zach Deering highlights 5. Be a “Would” machine at the tavern 6. Call my first ex-wife 7. Drunk call @markyclarky69 @WIACDave
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
For everyone asking… Yes, I will be in attendance at the East Side Club tomorrow for the JP concert. JP has kindly asked me to relay the message that any member of the #WIACbrotherhood is invited to the VIP section that I will be in. I’m eager to see my favorite artist live!
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
6 days
2016 Summer Ahhh Fit
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
26 days
Me if listening to Bad Bitty by JP on a boat was illegal. #badbitty #jp #UWSPMBB
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
26 days
During my dream last night God revealed that I must drink 6-8 beers while on a boat today. #tappedin #d3drunk
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@MikeAshley40
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6 days
Double fisting. #tappedin
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@MikeAshley40
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Sir, on my life that was a ball!
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@MikeAshley40
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2 months
9.6% Career Three Point shooter🎯 #MemeMonday
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@MikeAshley40
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2 months
Thinking about Mateo “Rock-Hard” Renta:
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
8 days
Horizon League Freshman of the Year David Douglas Jr. will announce his commitment to Wyoming at some point in the coming days.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
BANGGG #ashleybomb Broke this news before AJ did. Huge inter conference transfer in the #WIAC Stout has their Fox replacement and UWSP is now in shambles.
@AJ_Uttech
A.J.
3 months
Next Chapter. Same Goal ➡️ OUTWORK @stout_mbb @CoachdubStout
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
I’d like to welcome my brother John ( @JohnAshleyd3 ) to the Twitter world. I can confirm this guy has elite ball knowledge and will be great follow. He’s also an elite day drinker
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
10 days
Dance if you love D3 basketball. Me:
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
It’s a new era in Menomonie. Question now becomes who will wear #3 . Sam Skaggs or AJ Uttech? @WIACDave @WIACMike @BucksDynazty @TheodoreBorton @AtticusCalhoun @markyclarky69
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
@JHosepipe1 Josiah Butler (UWSP) and his VSCO would like to have a word.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
NMU starting to fill some holes they lost in the portal. Good work @MattMajkrzak , excited to see who else commits!
@WisBBYearbook
Mark Miller
2 months
Senior Cody Schmitz (6-5) of Gale-Ettrick-Trempealeau has committed to NCAA Division II Northern Michigan. #wisbb
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
5 days
Great to see NBA player Brandin Podziemski supporting the D3 Drunks and the #WIACBrotherhood
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
#WIAC to D1 pipeline is strong. Simply put, if you can play tough WIAC basketball, you can play D1 ball easily. #playtherightway
@TMarkwith14
Trent Markwith
3 months
Some of the schools who have contacted UW-Platteville transfer & NABC Division 3 National POY Logan Pearson so far: Furman Illinois State San Diego Green Bay North Dakota State St. Thomas Cal Poly North Dakota Nova Southeastern Minnesota State @loganpearson8
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@MikeAshley40
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2 months
@WIACDave @PenisBreath6942 This is inspiring, Dave. I’m so #d3hung and tired right now but I know my people need me! Sure hope we both find ourselves tapped in again today.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
27 days
#AshleyBomb My sources are telling me that Chevalier “Ice” Emery (Former UWGB Commit) was seen today on a visit to Marshall University. More details to come soon.
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@MikeAshley40
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@markyclarky69 @PenisBreath6942 @TiptonEdits 3 things made it hard for me to choose UWSP: 1. Landon Valcaster 2. Josiah Butler having a VSCO in his Instagram bio. 3. Josiah Gillie quitting the team then proceeding to say a team of 5 guys who quit could beat the current team. He must’ve forgot about Malik Abdul-Wahid.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
What if the #WIACbrotherhood all chipped in and bought this school, I have some funds left from when I was a hedge fund investor. We could add it to the WIAC and have an Alpha University. Just a thought. @WIACDave @markyclarky69 @BobbyJizz @WiacJaxson @WIACMike
@d3hoopsville
Hoopsville/McHugh
2 months
Sources tell me that Northland College will have an official announcement coming up this afternoon. It’s expected the announcement will be the college is officially closing. Northland recently tried to raise $12m quickly, but appears to have only raised ~$1m. #d3hoops
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@WIACDave @WIACMike I’m switching to FedEx because of this
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@MikeAshley40
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1 month
@WIACDave @WIACEddyNorris George Scharlau seeing this list
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
Tapped in on this fine Thursday
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
Most definitely would.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
3 months
This is who is becoming a March Legend
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@MikeAshley40
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If I wanted to listen to Doris Burke suck Tatum’s dick I would’ve opened PornHub.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
My favorite player on each ARC team: BVU- Carter “The Future” Sievers NWU- Jack “Chin” Groeteke Coe- Ryan “Short King” Dolphin Loras- Lucas Weiner Dubuque- Sunday John Central- N/A SC- Andrew Gibb Luther-Tim “Mew Lord” Mewborn Wartburg- Richie “The Accountant” Rossenblum
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@MikeAshley40
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2 months
@KyleMalzhan If the source isn’t a WIAC reporter, I don’t want it!
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@MikeAshley40
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@lukeduckett31 Simpson hiring a former WIAC assistant and a 2 time Brewers Sausage Race Champion, absolutely love this hire!! Great for the #ARC , Simpson has become my second favorite team in the ARC.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
@WisBBYearbook Thanks for mentioning AJ Uttech ( #40 ), Mark. I think you may have missed this, but he entered the transfer portal and will be a Stout Blue-Devil next year. I was the WIAC reporter blessed to be on the report!
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@MikeAshley40
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2 months
@oHiTzJimmy @WIACDave @ZachRasbach @JoeBiden At least he doesn’t play dress up with Star Wars outfits. #D3brotherhood
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
Storm Lake, IA is beautiful the home of Buena Vista. We need you here #ARC
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@MikeAshley40
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1 month
@WIACDave This has been a #Rogbomb and the big media outlets probably won’t even acknowledge that fact.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
BANGGGG. Thank you, Patrick. I love interactions with ARC players like yourself. High character guys in this league.
@PatrickQuarns
Patrick Quarnstrom
2 months
@PatMcAfeeShow @MikeAshley40 Does a great job on reporting, and bringing a positive atmosphere to the niche #d3hoops community. Venmo is Patrick-Quarnstrom
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
Happy Friday, better see the WIAC tapped in. The left hates this post btw
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
19 days
@DrCraigOswald @Adertitsoff1975 @WIACDave @PenisBreath6942 @DonnieeDarrko @williamahoney55 Yeah NIL changed the game, I’m a large donor at La Crosse which helps JT’s recruiting with NIL. We’re currently trying to put together a package to get AJ Hintz back for his 5th year, going to need some more donor support to get him back. @PenisBreath6942 @Tpetit007 @BTtheAnimal
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
@oHiTzJimmy @WIACDave @ZachRasbach @JoeBiden #ashleybomb I don’t like to talk about my family life on here, but I do fuck more than you, Jimmy. Here are my 3 happy grandkids, Carson, Claire, and Jake (left to right). I have a great relationship with my grandchildren!
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
12 days
Ankle socks while hooping should be illegal. Especially if you have high tops on
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
@SenecaBlue @BraylenBlue Thanks for sharing Seneca. These dunks are sure to translate smoothly to D1 games!
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
28 days
#WIACbrotherhood What do we think about this? I think it’s complete nonsense.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
8 days
Just hung out with a #NAIAWoman . My views may have changed on the NAIA
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Mike Ashley
2 months
Must not like red meat.
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@MikeAshley40
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3 months
POV: Seth Bunders just embarrassed your favorite player. If he enters the portal, what team could use a lead guard like him? #lilbundy #WIAClegend #WIACbrotherhood
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
@WetMcwilly She also has been on a date with Platteville star Max Love. Some may say she’s getting ran through by the entirety of the #WIAC
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
19 days
@DrCraigOswald @Adertitsoff1975 @PenisBreath6942 @WIACDave The earrings reminded me of the video. Got to respect overcoming an ACL tear, that’s gritty.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
@markyclarky69 Am I allowed to be part of the Bunders bandwagon?
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@D3Direct
D3Direct
3 months
@markyclarky69 @WIACDave Well Mr. Clarkinator, consider us convinced All aboard the Bunders bandwagon
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
@WIACDave Should I tap in with a women Dave?
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
The Badgers somehow prevail with Isaac Gard out with injury. Speaks a lot to the fight of this group. Chucky Hepburn and Max Klesmit stepped up big time in Gard’s absence.
@Evan_Flood
Evan Flood
3 months
Tyler Wahl and Chucky Hepburn both questionable for #Badgers . Purdue's Braden Smith also a game-time decision.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
“Thank god Brad Nies isn’t playing in this game, we’d both be fucked.”
@John_Fanta
John Fanta
2 months
What do you think was said here? Wrong answers only.
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@PenisBreath6942 Hoping to get a Mack Sebert autograph! I’m only here to support the La Crosse players and cheer against the Whitewater ones
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1 month
@WIACDave First two rings vs anybody, I’m taking us.
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Mike Ashley
3 months
The way the Badgers are playing I think the Luther College Norse would beat them. Agree? @WIACDave @BobbyJizz
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
NMU gets their first transfer commit of the year. Former HS teammate of Brandin Podziemski
@ACNY2LA
Antonio Curro
3 months
6-0 PG/G Gerald Gittens Jr. has verbally committed to HC @MattMajkrzak & @NMUMensBBALL This past season he averaged 13.8 PPG, 4.5 RPG, 3.1 APG, & 1.2 SPG while shooting 42.6% from the field & 35.3% from 3pt. He has one (1) year of eligibility remaining @ShootingGod4
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Mike Ashley
3 months
@BTtheAnimal 4 fingers deep, very classy Brian!
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Mike Ashley
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@WIACDave You’ve said it yourself Dave, Luther is pretty hopeless and they might have the worst gym I’ve ever seen. I personally wouldn’t consider Dubuque. That would leave me down to Wartburg and Loras. Maybe if Loras unblocked you, but it seems the best choice might be the Knights.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
Hey all, just wanted to give a special shoutout to my guy Carter Sievers. Never seen a young man put the ball in the hoop like him, not to mention he looks like started a looksmaxxing routine over the course of his freshman year. The future is bright in Storm Lake, IA.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
who compliment his game well. Guys like Adam Hobson ( @adamhobson10 ), Nate Abel, Terrian, and Dawson Norgaard will lift Marcus to an even higher level next year in my opinion. Also would let him date my daughter.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
Last one. #MemeMonday
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
16 days
Summer beers hit different. Tapped in with my old friend @BTtheAnimal
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
5 days
D3 drunks almost pull it off in regulation. OT we go
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
Wisconsin has a bunch of WIAC caliber players out there right now. I don’t think they could compete with UW-Stout right now @WIACEddyNorris @WIACDave @WIACMike @AtticusCalhoun
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
Was just on Jody P’s Instagram Live. Myles Coleman, Tyson Skalecki and Josiah “JP” Gillie all confirmed they have quit the UWSP team. They were infatic that a “All players that quit team” would beat the current UWSP team in 5 on 5. Thoughts Mr. UWSP @markyclarky69 ?
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
@BucksDynazty @jackson_noll ARC vs WIAC would be fun, sure. But could you imagine UW-River Falls destroying Illinois Wesleyan, that’d be enough to make me shed a tear.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
16 days
Might be a hot take but Lukas Collings (UWL- @LukasCollings81 ) might be the best WIAC TE I’ve ever seen.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
26 days
@PenisBreath6942 @twotoner_ @MackSebert @Dustinderousse2 @Hnoone10 @JJPaider Great take, wish the whole team (besides bitch boy Grieger) could fit.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
3 months
#Ashleybomb HUGE news from the GLIAC as the POTY is hitting the portal. Hope he has a prosperous career, but please get off your high horse with the “D1’s only”, Max. #betamale #gliacisbetterwithoutyou
@Weisbrod_3
Max Weisbrod
3 months
Thank you to Northern Michigan for the past 2 years. I am entering the portal with 2 years of eligibility left. Interested in D1’s only.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
@ronburger1972 In the coming days. This is no small decision, something I’ve been mulling over for a while now.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
Thank you for breaking this news yesterday before the national media did @winter_bradl
@winter_bradl
Brad Winter
1 month
Wow … Doug Gottlieb is going to be announced as the new head coach of the UW-GB men’s basketball team. Expect to be announced later today. Please credit Brad Winter . @YoungBooze69 @WIACDave @TheTweetOfGod
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
@PenisBreath6942 I would pay an unholy amount of money (the rest of your college tuition) if you got that signed by Dustin Derousseau and Kade Van Asten. Please make it happen Mr. Breath🙏
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
Former Coe College (ARC) star Cael Schmitt will be playing with UNI next year
@cael_schmitt3
Cael_schmitt3
1 month
Committed 🟣⚫️⚪️ #EverLoyal #1UNI
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
2 months
@WIACDave Jimmy, you sure seem like a blast to be around. Maybe we could share a beer sometime and talk.
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@MikeAshley40
Mike Ashley
1 month
@PenisBreath6942 @TiptonEdits Matt Lewis sadly kept them out of my Top 5. I still have immense respect for you and their football team, PB.
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Mike Ashley
3 months
@AtticusCalhoun Cant wait to see Seth Bunders play at the highest level his senior year.
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