WIAC and ARC insider. GLIAC fan. Hedge fund manager turned plumber. Banned from Illinois & California. Buena Vista & UW-La Crosse Fan. Brother to John.
BREAKING NEWS: UWSP Forward and artist Josiah “JP” Gillie will be performing on stage in Madison at the annual “Mifflin” block party. Hit songs “Bad Bitty” and “Juicy Ahhh” are rumored to be on the set list.
#WIAC
#Badbitty
#JP
#Diddy
My Top Five. I would like to announce that whatever University is chosen will get a significant portion of my salary donated to their Varsity NIL Collective. Let me know in the comments who you want to see me cheering for next year. S/O to
@TiptonEdits
for the graphic.
#WIAC
NEWS: Iowa State guard Jackson Paveletzke is entering the transfer portal, per source.
Paveletzke just wrapped up his first season at Iowa State after playing his freshman season at Wofford. Averaged 15.1PPG as a freshman.
He averaged 3.4PPG, 1.0RPG and 1.0APG this season. Shot
After deep thought and consideration, I have narrowed down the WIAC school I will support to a final 5. My edit and official statement will be released at some point today. Please respect my decision.
#WIACbrotherhood
@travisWSN
@WisBBYearbook
@WIACDave
Travis, the man is out here successfully reporting about college basketball and YOU are calling him a “fake troll”. Take a long look in the mirror.
@ClarenceBe9000
Todays agenda:
1. Drink an ungodly amount of beer
2. Red meat
3. Bench 225 (for reps)
4. Watch Zach Deering highlights
5. Be a “Would” machine at the tavern
6. Call my first ex-wife
7. Drunk call
@markyclarky69
@WIACDave
For everyone asking… Yes, I will be in attendance at the East Side Club tomorrow for the JP concert. JP has kindly asked me to relay the message that any member of the
#WIACbrotherhood
is invited to the VIP section that I will be in. I’m eager to see my favorite artist live!
BANGGG
#ashleybomb
Broke this news before AJ did. Huge inter conference transfer in the
#WIAC
Stout has their Fox replacement and UWSP is now in shambles.
I’d like to welcome my brother John (
@JohnAshleyd3
) to the Twitter world. I can confirm this guy has elite ball knowledge and will be great follow. He’s also an elite day drinker
Some of the schools who have contacted UW-Platteville transfer & NABC Division 3 National POY Logan Pearson so far:
Furman
Illinois State
San Diego
Green Bay
North Dakota State
St. Thomas
Cal Poly
North Dakota
Nova Southeastern
Minnesota State
@loganpearson8
@WIACDave
@PenisBreath6942
This is inspiring, Dave. I’m so
#d3hung
and tired right now but I know my people need me! Sure hope we both find ourselves tapped in again today.
#AshleyBomb
My sources are telling me that Chevalier “Ice” Emery (Former UWGB Commit) was seen today on a visit to Marshall University. More details to come soon.
@markyclarky69
@PenisBreath6942
@TiptonEdits
3 things made it hard for me to choose UWSP:
1. Landon Valcaster
2. Josiah Butler having a VSCO in his Instagram bio.
3. Josiah Gillie quitting the team then proceeding to say a team of 5 guys who quit could beat the current team. He must’ve forgot about Malik Abdul-Wahid.
Sources tell me that Northland College will have an official announcement coming up this afternoon. It’s expected the announcement will be the college is officially closing. Northland recently tried to raise $12m quickly, but appears to have only raised ~$1m.
#d3hoops
My favorite player on each ARC team:
BVU- Carter “The Future” Sievers
NWU- Jack “Chin” Groeteke
Coe- Ryan “Short King” Dolphin
Loras- Lucas Weiner
Dubuque- Sunday John
Central- N/A
SC- Andrew Gibb
Luther-Tim “Mew Lord” Mewborn
Wartburg- Richie “The Accountant” Rossenblum
@lukeduckett31
Simpson hiring a former WIAC assistant and a 2 time Brewers Sausage Race Champion, absolutely love this hire!! Great for the
#ARC
, Simpson has become my second favorite team in the ARC.
@WisBBYearbook
Thanks for mentioning AJ Uttech (
#40
), Mark. I think you may have missed this, but he entered the transfer portal and will be a Stout Blue-Devil next year. I was the WIAC reporter blessed to be on the report!
@oHiTzJimmy
@WIACDave
@ZachRasbach
@JoeBiden
#ashleybomb
I don’t like to talk about my family life on here, but I do fuck more than you, Jimmy. Here are my 3 happy grandkids, Carson, Claire, and Jake (left to right). I have a great relationship with my grandchildren!
The Badgers somehow prevail with Isaac Gard out with injury. Speaks a lot to the fight of this group. Chucky Hepburn and Max Klesmit stepped up big time in Gard’s absence.
6-0 PG/G Gerald Gittens Jr. has verbally committed to HC
@MattMajkrzak
&
@NMUMensBBALL
This past season he averaged 13.8 PPG, 4.5 RPG, 3.1 APG, & 1.2 SPG while shooting 42.6% from the field & 35.3% from 3pt.
He has one (1) year of eligibility remaining
@ShootingGod4
@WIACDave
You’ve said it yourself Dave, Luther is pretty hopeless and they might have the worst gym I’ve ever seen. I personally wouldn’t consider Dubuque. That would leave me down to Wartburg and Loras. Maybe if Loras unblocked you, but it seems the best choice might be the Knights.
Hey all, just wanted to give a special shoutout to my guy Carter Sievers. Never seen a young man put the ball in the hoop like him, not to mention he looks like started a looksmaxxing routine over the course of his freshman year. The future is bright in Storm Lake, IA.
who compliment his game well. Guys like Adam Hobson (
@adamhobson10
), Nate Abel, Terrian, and Dawson Norgaard will lift Marcus to an even higher level next year in my opinion. Also would let him date my daughter.
Was just on Jody P’s Instagram Live. Myles Coleman, Tyson Skalecki and Josiah “JP” Gillie all confirmed they have quit the UWSP team. They were infatic that a “All players that quit team” would beat the current UWSP team in 5 on 5. Thoughts Mr. UWSP
@markyclarky69
?
@BucksDynazty
@jackson_noll
ARC vs WIAC would be fun, sure. But could you imagine UW-River Falls destroying Illinois Wesleyan, that’d be enough to make me shed a tear.
#Ashleybomb
HUGE news from the GLIAC as the POTY is hitting the portal. Hope he has a prosperous career, but please get off your high horse with the “D1’s only”, Max.
#betamale
#gliacisbetterwithoutyou
Wow … Doug Gottlieb is going to be announced as the new head coach of the UW-GB men’s basketball team. Expect to be announced later today. Please credit Brad Winter .
@YoungBooze69
@WIACDave
@TheTweetOfGod
@PenisBreath6942
I would pay an unholy amount of money (the rest of your college tuition) if you got that signed by Dustin Derousseau and Kade Van Asten. Please make it happen Mr. Breath🙏