SOURCES: EA Sports has announced the cover athlete for the highly anticipated College Football 25 game will be WR Cade Oiler of UW-Oshkosh. When asked why a WIAC athlete was chosen, they replied “The WIAC is a grown man’s version of the Big Ten.”
#d3fb
@UWOFootball
@cadenoiler10
Got lost after the Zach Bryan concert, found myself in West Allis. A group of young men tried to rob me. Instead of giving into their demands, I started singing “Bad Bitty” by J.P. They immediately joined in. We laughed, cried, and laughed again. Thanks for saving my life, J.P.
Heading into the WIAC tournament, here is my WIAC all-grit team: Guys who get sh!t done!
PG:
@jackson_noll
, UW-Stout
SG:
@BarkerJameer
, UW-Whitwater
SF:
@LoganJedwabny
, UW-RF
PF:
@jfleisch12
, UW-Oshkosh
C:
@BNies71
, UW-Platteville
Game needs more players like these young men!
Happy Birthday to UW-Platteville star guard Ben Probst!🎂🎉🎈
-Attended Madison La Follette High School
-13.3 ppg last season
-Higher 3PT% than FG% (45.3%/42.9%) last season
-Rumored to have benched 225lbs (reps)
-Missed free throw in Elite 8 game
Happy Birthday Ben!
#WIAC
SOURCES: While not currently in the transfer portal, multiple sources confirm there is a mutual interest between
@UWPlattMBB
and Isaac Lindsey (6-4, Mineral Point) in a return to SW Wisconsin heading into the 2024-2025 season. Story to follow.
#WIAC
Edit Cred:
@Adertitsoff1975
BREAKING: Multiple sources close to Platteville, WI have confirmed UW-Platteville basketball star Ben Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) has begun picking up a few shifts at local tavern
@nicksonsec
. Story to follow.
#WIAC
#whyd3
Doing some research on this UW-Platteville roster and I have discovered that PG Brady Olson (6-0, Cuba City, WI) seems to have begun mewing over the years. Could be a dark horse candidate for 2024-2025 Looksmaxxer of the Year if he uses his 5th year of eligibility.
#WIAC
#whyd3
#WellsAwards
Alpha Male of The Year: Jackson “Prez” Noll
Was there ever a doubt?
@jackson_noll
perfectly embodies what it means to be an unapologetic alpha male. The league would be better off if everyone was like you, Jackson! Congratulations!
#WIAC
#Alpha
BREAKING: Multiple sources report up-and-coming rapper/athlete J.P. (Josiah Gillie) will be the opening act at the Zach Bryan concert tomorrow in Milwaukee. Many believe the two artists will perform “Juicey Ahhh” together near the end of Zach Bryan’s set list.
#JPxZB
#WIAC
Proud to announce I have received a follow from former UW-River Falls legend and current Western Illinois standout Rodrick Payne (6-8, Cottage Grove, MN). One of the faces of the golden age of
#WIAC
hoops.
#RodPayneEra
#WIACBrotherhood
In an otherwise frustrating season, So. guard
@jackson_noll
has been one of few bright spots for UW-Stout. Son of U of Dubuque coaching legend
@CoachMarkNoll
, the 5-10 soph. is posting career highs in all major statistical categories.
#WellsAwards
Rookie Alpha of the Year: Seth Bunders
Perhaps the most influential
#WIAC
scout team player of the last decade. This kid is one of the main reasons UWP won the WIAC this year. Not to mention he is the brother of UWL legend/known alpha Dylan Bunders. Congrats, Seth!
Multiple sources close to the
@UWPlattMBB
program have confirmed senior guard Ben Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) is now sporting a “low taper fade” after a trip to the barber this morning.
#WIAC
#d3hoops
Was at the UWSP-UWP game last night and heard these terrible noises after Ben Probst’s (6-1, Madison La Follette) late game 3pt “attempt.” Glad the broadcast picked it up, too.
#d3hoops
#WIAC
Here is the official list of Riley Wells
#WIACAwards
that will start being released at 1:00pm on Monday, February 26. Additional awards may be added at the sole discretion of myself.
At the conclusion of the
#WIAC
Conference tournament I will be renewing my All-Alpha Male team while also releasing the first ever All-Beta Male team. NCAA tournament games will not count towards the results. Thoughts/suggestions encouraged below.
#d3hoops
#WellsAwards
Alpha Reporter of the Year:
This year’s AROTY goes to
@WIACDave
! While there are many reporters out there deserving of this award, nobody fits the bill quite like Dave. He continuously pushes back against the liberal media while promoting the
#WIAC
. Congrats, Dave!
#WellsAwards
Mega Beta Sissy Lib Reporter OTY: Bob “Elitist” Quillman
As a firm member of the
#d3hoops
“elite” community, Bob has tried to blacklist our
#WIAC
community by blocking many of the members. You can’t silence us forever, Bob!
#WellsAwards
Beta Male Rookie of the Year: Cal Krohn
There was no obvious choice for this one, but this years Rookie Beta Male goes to Cal Krohn for his poor offensive output on Veterans Night, but above average game on Pride Night. Better luck next year, Cal!
Reports are flooding in that my good friend and distinguished colleague
@ColeSchmidt09
has been spotted in La Crosse, WI. Stay safe, Cole!
#whyd3
#WIAC
BREAKING: Multiple reports have shown a connection between UW-Platteville star guard Ben Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) and the controversial Jeffrey Epstein flight logs. Story to follow.
#WIAC
#d3hoops
Considering switching my fandom to UW-River Falls, as they are the only
#WIAC
basketball program still following me as I continue to tweet my unapologetic alpha male agenda. Thoughts? Opinions?
#whyd3
SOURCES: Ben Probst may be suspended from the NCAA tournament, as it appears he has taken large amounts of trenbolone acetate. When asked about his PED use, he said, “I don’t give a fuck I just want to get fucking huge.” He then punched a wall. Roid rage is apparent.
#WIAC
UPDATE: NIL deal talks have stopped between
@loganpearson8
and
#TheAnnex
. Pearson reportedly said, “I ain’t signing with y’all and your weak ass drinks. I’m going to
@nicksonsec
where they know how to make a rum and coke.” Crushing blow to
#TheAnnex
. Story to follow.
For my NACC fans out there: I have received word from EA Sports that they will be releasing a limited time edition of College Football 25 featuring
@SNCfootball
star defensive back Alex Campbell (Columbus, WI).
#NACC
#WellsAwards
Beta Male of the Year: Sam Grieger
This award came down to Sam “Fake Tough Guy” Grieger and Brad “Bud Light” Nies, but Grieger has the edge. Whether he’s whining at the refs or trash talking only when they are winning, I can’t stand watching this kid play.
#Beta
Just put a year’s worth of mortgage payments on
@UWPlattMBB
to advance to the final four. My wife is not happy, she has threatened to leave me if this bet doesn’t hit. The fate of my marriage is in your hands, UW-Platteville!!
#whyd3
Sources close to
@UWPlattMBB
tell me big men Brad Nies (6-8, De Pere) and Miles Hettinger (6-8, Stewartville MN) looked smooth today in player led workouts. Look for a big 2023-24 campaign from the big men.
#WIAC
#d3hoops
UW-Platteville will need a big night from Ben “Femboy” Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) tonight in order to match the high octane offense of the Loras Duhawks (85.6 ppg). I think this one will be a nail biter, but give me UW-P by 5.
#WIAC
It appears Will “Coming Home to Punch” Schultz has revived his basketball career at Marantha Baptist University. The former UW-Whitewater standout had a stellar first year with the Sabercats, averaging 16.4 points per contest.
#FormerWIACStud
#WhyNCCAA
Congratulations to Nick DeLuca on being named this week’s
#WIACRizzlerOfTheWeek
!
Fun Fact: Nick used to be a caddie at The Minikahda Golf Club!
#whyd3
#WIAC
All of this Spencer Page talk has me thinking about this legendary shot from the 2022-2023 season. It also has me thinking about how UW-Platteville’s season ended in the first round of the
#WIAC
tournament that year because
@Ben_Probst11
threw an inbound pass off a fucking light.
Huge news out of River Falls! I had Reeck penciled in as a member of the Beta Male team, but this development certainly changes things. May even be enough to land him on the Alpha Male team.
#WIAC
BREAKING: Jake Reeck was set to finalize his NIL contract with Bud Light today, however, reports say that he ripped up the contract and said “I’m not drinking this woke beer! I’m taking my talents to Miller Lite, a real American beer!”
Wow. A huge shakeup in the Alpha OTY race.
Was listening to “Juicey Ahhh” and “Aww Yeahhh” by UWSP basketball star/artist Josiah Gillie aka “J.P.”
@GillieJosiah
, you are an incredible artist! The wife, kids, and I would love to see you live! When’s the next show??
#WIAC
#whyd3
UW-Platteville (15-3) will need a solid outing from Max “Looksmaxx” Love tonight as they travel to take on UW-La Crosse. Matchup between two of the WIAC’s best.
#d3hoops
#WIAC
Down in Platteville to grab a few drinks with my friend
@ColeSchmidt09
. He just fought a police officer and reached for his weapon and is now on the run. Run for the cornfields, Cole!!!
#d3hoops
Was just about to call Trine the most alpha program in
#d3hoops
for their profile pic, but then I see “BBC” listed under their “Negative Behaviors”, implying someone on the team has had some issues with BBC that have negatively impacted the team. WTF is going on at Trine!!???
Random WIAC
#PlayerSpotlight
: Charles “Bender? I barely know her!” Bender. 1,000 point scorer at Lake Mills High School, but seems to have wronged the Platteville coaching staff in a significant way, as his minutes have diminished through the year.
#d3hoops
@ColeSchmidt09
If Brad Nies is allowed to drink Bud Light, Platteville wins. If he has to drink a real man’s beer like Miller Lite, I think he forfeits the competition allowing River Falls to win.
#d3hoops