The Dan Patrick Show
@dpshow
Sacred Heart University faculty
@sacredheartuniv
Archer, wearer of plaid, eater of meats, appreciator of Walter Payton and Rush
Back when I worked at Espn Radio my cubicle was next to Mike Golic.
Often after doing early morning radio he would stick around to do NFL shows later in the day. He needed to recharge.
He would lay down on the carpet and use the lesser-used recycling can as a pillow. Respect.
Tim Tebow told us he auctions off his Heisman Trophy every year and the winner gets to keep it for a year. The country singer Luke Bryan has it now.
Tim said the yearly auctions have raised almost a million for charities over the past decade.
Since there are no fans in the stands for MLB games, maybe take the home run balls and bring them to local children's hospitals.
Give them out with a card that says who hit it and when.
Just received this email from my 10-year old daughter:
Dad, one of the neighbors is having a Super Bowl party. Can we just stop by then come home for kickoff so we can focus on the game and watch together?
And we have to go to the store early and get a truckload of snacks-Molly.
When they arrest the bro who punched
@MylesLGarrett
, instead of jail or a fine, have him attend a Browns practice where he has to scrimmage full speed at OT vs Myles for a few series.
And televise it.
Our home school:
10:15 Wake kids
10:17 Cake for breakfast
10:30 Video Games
12pm 1st Nap
1pm Lunch-BBQ
1:30 Watch Goodfellas
3:30 Field Trip-Liquor Store
4:00 2nd nap-Dad. Kids clean garage.
5:00 Run with Scissors Race
6:00 Pre-Dinner snack-Twinkies
6:15 Kids cook unsupervised
If I told you in August
-Andrew Luck would retire
-Tom Brady would be a Buccaneer
-Antonio Brown out of football completely
-Phil Rivers would be a Colt
-Teddy Bridgewater...Panthers starter
-Joe Burrow would be the
#1
pick in the NFL Draft
-Lamar Jackson would be the NFL MVP
Groups of five NBA players should team up to play a game of HORSE remotely.
First player posts his shot from his home gym/backyard hoop.
Next player gets one take to hit same shot from his hoop...and so on down the line.
Play it all out on twitter.
Mind blown....Raiders RB and former Bama RB Josh Jacobs just told us that Saban is funnier than people think.
"He always hit me with deez nuts jokes."
And there it is.
@BarstoolBigCat
7:36 p.m. National Anthem.
7:40 p.m. Michigan Wolverines enter the football field.
7:41 p.m. Washington Huskies enter the football field.
7:42 p.m. Coin Toss.
7:45 p.m. Kickoff.
We had Alex Trebek in studio a few years ago. When I asked for a pic, I had a request.
"Can you pretend that I'm a Jeopardy contestant that just blew a really easy one?"
He looked me...paused..."That will not be a problem."
Very sad about Dick Butkus. He (
#41
) and my dad (
#54
) played HS football together and stayed friends well afterwards. He lived in our town of Glenwood when I was young.
I ran into him a few times while at ESPN and he would give me stories from their time at Chicago Vocational.
I'm about to surprise Mrs. Pabst and take her out to a lovely brunch at this really top notch local place. After the meal and a few mimosas...we will head back to the cabin. She will barely notice when I casually slide into my chair and watch 12 hours of football.
Veteran move.
Fields took a head shot and then Moore signaled to the sidelines to get him out of the game.
The coaching staff decided to put Fields back in the game....down 38 points.
Justin Fields just left the Bears at Chiefs game with a head injury and is being evaluated for a concussion after taking an elbow to the head on a QB run play.
Justin Fields is then removed from the huddle after wobbling. Hope he is okay.
Justin Fields injury hit
We have Adam on now. He said this was not a breaking report, but an "accumulation of information".
He added Aaron Rodgers/Rodgers' camp was NOT the source of this story.
He told us he chose to post this on draft day, but it's based on info since the season ended to draft day.
Reigning MVP Aaron Rodgers is so disgruntled with the Green Bay Packers that he has told some within the organization that he does not want to return to the team, league and team sources told ESPN on Thursday.
More on NFL Live now....
"I have my wife, I got my two kids. If I was single I would spread my investment here in the US and you would have future legends in the soccer. But sorry I’m already occupied by my wife and two kids." -
@Ibra_official
when asked if he could help development of soccer in US.
Kyler declares for NFL Draft...signs with Nike...they get Bo Jackson to be in a spot with Kyler.
Bo looking over baseball/football fields.
Bag of gear on his shoulder...bats...cleats.
Kyler runs out there. Bo gives the bag to Kyler.
"You got this?"-Bo
"Yup"-Kyler.
Done.
Nick Chubb is on pace to finish this season with 5,000-plus career rushing yards. He's averaging 5.3 yards per carry for his career.
In NFL history, two running backs had 5k rushing yards/first four seasons and 5-plus yards per carry.
Chubb and Jim Brown.
On a flight. I just facilitated a-husband and wife in two different rows/switch with middle seat person in my row. Couple now together. Other person went from middle seat to aisle. I could run for Governor of this bad boy right now. Sorry you weren't present to witness.
Our show had long a history with Coach Knight.
Here are a few things you haven't heard.
My first year with the
@dpshow
it was Michigan-Ohio State week. We were throwing out guest ideas. I suggested Coach Knight. At the time, Coach Knight and ESPN weren't on good terms.(1)
"He's like the guy in the boy band who's the least important member....he's the guy standing next to Justin Timberlake." - Charles Barkley on Draymond Green.
@dpshow
My kids are so sweet. The youngest said "Father...can we stay up late to watch the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl like you did with your dad?"
How could I say no?
#tradition
Daryl Morey is so lucky we don't have a show tomorrow. So I can't ridicule him for pathetically trying to kiss up to LeBron now that he's in the West by claiming LeBron is now much better than Michael Jordan. LeBron isn't even better than Kobe.
What if
@Jeopardy
matched up James Holzhauer vs. Ken Jennings with this format:
-Live...no chance of result being spoiled
-One-hour show/twice the amount of questions
-No third contestant
-Prime time on a network and streamed.
I told my 8-year-old daughter that LSU beat Clemson and that the game ran late.
She said, "Do you think the fans had cake to celebrate after the game or was it too late?"
I assured her that LSU fans had cake after the game. A lot of cake.