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Freedom connoisseur. Free speech cheerleader. Human Rights enthusiast. Orwell was annoyingly right.

Joined June 2023
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Activist: "Refugees Welcome" Question: "In your home?" Activist: "No". These activists add a lot of value to society, don't they? "I want everyone to know how much I think someone else should solve this problem I intend to do nothing about! I do this for free. You're welcome."
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@EndWokeness "Oppenheimer" by Disney.
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@ShitpostGate It is a good joke, but can you imagine actually downloading and executing a random file from a random stranger online?
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@reddit_lies I have one. Trump didn't start any world wars.
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@stclairashley Oppenheimer by Netflix
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@OrwellNGoode Let me fix that for you. "£20 painting inexplicably valued at £740,000 was spontaneously adjusted by a second artist. The experts are unsure if the value went up or down after the modification."
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@iamyesyouareno If she wasn't a racist before, I think she is now. They are really winning those hearts and minds out there.
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@_DHOTYA Classic. Once you meet a pilot, all immigration and border crossing laws simply vanish!
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@EndWokeness I always thought that Lizzo would make a great Ragnar
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@EndWokeness Interesting. So if they don't see fit to take care of their own (culturally, religiously, immediate neighbours and allies), what exactly do we owe these people?
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@reddit_lies "І ам bеggіng уоu, рlеаѕе гемоvе му доwnvоте, бrо"
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@image_origins AN ATOMIC BOMB JUST DROPPED A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!! Oh, look, a squirrel.
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@reddit_lies I can see their point. Biden should definitely be impeached. There is no excuse for the way he behaved.
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@lporiginalg Someone is triggered...
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@reddit_lies *sigh* He was almost right. Close but no cigar.
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@reddit_lies I think I know what her next boundary will be. Give it a bit and you won't play with her either. I think you will be allowed to keep paying her bills though, so there is that.
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@HowThingsWork_ Y... yeah, cause that's what I want in a swimming pool - stale oily water from the harbour.
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@lporiginalg Based kid. Also, good to know the people in charge of our children merely hold it together by a thread not to physically assault them.
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@reddit_lies Actual image of all the guests who showed up at the reception after those friendly terms were communicated.
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@MalesInDisguise Man makes woman feel unsafe in the Ladies' toilet. To prove that she is wrong, he physically assaults her leaving her unconscious on the tiles. Did I miss anything?
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@libsoftiktok Your pronouns when I am talking to you are you/your. You don't get to decide what I say *about* you. I/me get to decide what words are useful and meaningful in describing you to someone else. I don't get to force people to describe me as stunningly handsome (even though it's
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@reddit_lies Do people actually beg for downvote removal when it happens? I have been way too busy not giving a flying and didn't even notice the drama surrounding me. I need to get out more, or perhaps less.
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@JennMGreenberg I feel the need to say something unpopular. As I do so, please keep in mind that I do so with love, compassion, and care for your safety and well-being. Here goes: if you are a Western woman, especially a young attractive one, please stay out of the Middle East and other
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@MalesInDisguise "Literally every mental health professional in my country believes I need help, not hormones and surgery. I raise every red flag in the book and some that haven't been written yet, but they are all wrong and I am right. Where is a snake oil salesman when you need one?"
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@reddit_lies He broke away from his roots, from his community, and from his traditions. He replaced those good things in his life with things of lower or negative value. He became depressed and apathetic. His conclusion, naturally, is that everybody else is to blame. Because they didn't make
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@CensoredMen Take it easy, buddy. The full story didn't fit the narrative, so they"simplified" it.
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@reddit_lies I sense a spectacularly sad/hilarious ending to this little experiment. Call it a hunch.
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@ClownWorld_ She looks like most of her days are "low effort days".
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@CassandraRules Despicable cheaters. We need to strip all these titles retroactively and place the athletes in debt to return the prize money to the competitors they excluded unfairly from the podium.
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@MalesInDisguise "I ruined everybody's life with my fetish. It dawned on my daughter that these things are my fault. How can she be so selfish?!"
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@NoContextBrits That's brilliant. And what happens when you choose Cockney?
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@libsoftiktok What happened to us? I feel like just 5 or 10 years ago and for the entirety of human history before that, this sort of abnormality would have been widely received with incredulous horror. What made us stray like this, so completely, and with such confident determination?
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@MomsPostingLs Persuasion attempt: Failed.
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@reddit_lies Now that they mention it, it does remind me of something.
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@fesshole You have awful coworkers. Now you know.
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@MalesInDisguise How delightful! Once again I am mesmerized by how many of these questions they *don't* ask/research before they go under the knife. People put more effort into buying a car, but chopping off healthy body parts - that they impulse-buy on, because who might ever regret that?
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@ClownWorld_ Translation: gay-married bisexual man looking to hookup with woman, preferably someone not interested in looks or personality, who should be prepared to do all the heavy lifting when it comes to establishing a connection of sorts. No fatties.
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@againstgrmrs I asked my toddler the same question. He blew a raspberry. I guess he identifies as a tractor.
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@reddit_lies Old school. The "walk it off and stop crying before I give you something to cry about" approach. Haven't seen that one tried out in a while. Next he's going to tell you all about the starving children in Africa.
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@ShitpostGate That axolotl has seen some messed up things, man.
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@_DHOTYA Legends say that they found this story drawn in a prehistoric cave painting. Good one though.
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@iamyesyouareno "Fellow black people, I have some disturbing news. If people like you and are kind to you, all it takes is for you to be incredibly ungrateful and abusive for them to stop. If you do crimes, they call the police. Accuse them unjustly and unfairly of things not true, and they
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@reddit_lies "I think it's the capitalism that's making me unwell" "Say no more! I was keeping a socialist revolution in my other trousers for an occasion just like this one..."
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@fesshole Ugh. Yeah, you should be ashamed to say that without an anonymity shield.
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@JammersMinde @WeAreFairCop Now that is a good example of systemic abuse. Dirty cops covering for each other as they do atrocities against disabled children. Disgraceful.
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@MomsPostingLs Paid by *their* dad.
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@MomsPostingLs That first photo did not age well. She was apparently standing up against racial injustice in the first photo. Based on the kid's appearance, the father was a diversity hire, presumably the same person who paid her the backhanded compliment. At least two of the things she stood
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@EndWokeness Here's a thought: Maybe the one most influential person in a state should not be a diversity hire. Who knows? Maybe such things matter sometimes.
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@libsoftiktok If somebody needs that much external validation, whatever it is they are doing is anything but valid.
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@OrwellNGoode Was there a reward for finding him?
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@againstgrmrs Of course nobody tells them. Look at the sort of questions they ask the internet *after* they did irreversible damage to their bodies:
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@ValidLs "He said 'you look different from your profile picture', which has never been an issue before, but it's a complete mystery how he figured out I am tråns. He must have gøøglêd my phone number..."
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@ClownWorld_ I bet they touched that untouched water to find out there is garbage there.
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@reddit_lies These hiring rules were put in place under the false pretence that it was going to make society a warmer, better place, where all are equal, accepted, and valued. In reality it achieved literal hell. Nobody is quite qualified to do the work. Often they have to choose one:
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@iamyesyouareno @EndWokeness I think they are already in the "and find out" stage. A lot of shareholders are currently suing companies making them explain themselves why their wokeness costs so much money in lost revenue. #GoWokeGoBroke is working.
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@libsoftiktok @Fresno_State There has to be a legal way to tackle this abuse. If the teachers don't discriminate based on gender identity and all gender identities are equal, then they have no reason to request information about it. It feels like discriminating against students who prefer to conceal their
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@ClownWorld_ I don't know who needs to end world hunger, but I just found out who started it.
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@AndyPlumb4 How else are they going to declare martial law and go full totalitarian?
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@reddit_lies I did work in a leftist hellhole for a few years. I was one of their rare "non-diversity" hires, which literally means that they tried really hard to hire someone with blue hair, but none of them showed up. I kept my tolerance strong and my enthusiasm high while in there, but
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@DelusionPosting What actually happens in Communism: Someone who is not at all qualified to be your superior will give you a well-paid job as his personal servant (if he likes you) or a bad job that is most likely to make you unhappy (if he doesn't). You don't get a say in that. If you fall
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@MalesInDisguise I do find it sad and angering and disturbing, but I can't shake that 'laughing at the funeral' kind of urge to be silly. "I douched with salt water, vinegar, soap, Windex, antifreeze, WD40, industrial alcohol. I tried it with a pressure washer. I tried sandblasting it and
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@OrwellNGoode I see that she is feeding him for maximum methane production. Is he biofueling his own truck?
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@BillboardChris @EmersonCollege They are more concerned with worshiping celebrity than they are with their own rights.
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@WomenPostingLs Dodged a bullet there.
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@BillboardChris "Do no harm" she says.
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@10DowningStreet That looks like a dumpster fire. It was supposed to be simple, fast straightforward, and, most importantly, it actually connected what it was intended to connect. The "after" version is complicated, fragmented, more expensive (bendy means longer than straight; longer means more
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@fesshole There has been a lot of talk about work-life balance, but not much about the balance family-life. I am not sure that we should be losing ourselves so completely in responsibilities. Lying is not the answer, but appropriate amounts of "me-time" should be a given for all of us.
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@MalesInDisguise Men who didn't have theirs removed:
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@libsoftiktok Yeah, keep talking, so we can remember you when the time comes. So you think that you can just appoint yourself to bypass parental custody without a court decision and lie to parents while making permanently damaging decisions affecting their children? Good to know.
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@lporiginalg Translation: woman marries younger man after allegedly killing and beheading his father, who was her previous boyfriend. Her current husband's grandma found the body and, presumably objects to the whole thing. Sounds like a bad episode from Highlander. There can only be one.
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@MomsPostingLs "Intelligent, humble, loving, and cute. Just like his real father. Why do my actions have consequences?"
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@reddit_lies A vulnerable minority indeed. They are so oppressed that talking in a way they find uncomfortable (even in good faith) can get otherwise innocent people arrested, canceled, banned, fired, harassed, threatened, assaulted and so on. Cut the crocodile tears. You will have a lot of
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@reddit_lies Sounds like one of these.
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@LibertyCappy I was a child in one of those Communist "paradises". That's what shops looked like the great majority of the time👇People were queuing outside, in rain, in freezing temperatures, or in scorching sun, hoping that a truck would come eventually, bringing a small quantity of some
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@MattWallace888 I believe he should get the chair in 30 days.
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@jakeshieldsajj I have a faster more practical solution: the time to tear a man's career apart is *after* they were convicted in court. You can cancel your contracts with them before the trial is over out of fear that their work will lose value should they be convinced, but should they be found
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@SoVeryBritish Best place for a chat with your next door neighbour: middle of the supermarket aisle, trolleys parked side by side. Bonus points if you don't notice people who want to pass through and you make a face when they say something.
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@_DHOTYA Once I got arrested for eating "After Eight" chocolate at 3:45.
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@MalesInDisguise Not even close. Not even through welding goggles.
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@DelusionPosting Oof. I bet the gays are loving to be associated with *that*.
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@iamyesyouareno Yes. Let's invite them to our countries!
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@charliekirk11 I managed to live my entire life without ever being arrested. If it happened to my kid, that might be enough.
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@MalesInDisguise "Oh, look, Dead-name is here. It's not enough that he embarrasses and stigmatizes us all, now he is acting like he gave birth as well." Poor woman.
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@SoVeryBritish My pronouns are...
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@ValidLs Oh, was it too fair for their taste? I guess it's sweeter if they cheat and take it away from someone who deserves it.
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@MalesInDisguise I really tried to do my usual , which is to write a joke about it (check the replies tab on my profile, you won't have to dig too deep), but this one strikes me differently. This one actually tries to do the right thing for his loved ones, but he is unwell. It angers me that
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@iamyesyouareno Were these the "baby faced" or the "mostly peaceful"? I keep mixing them up?
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@MalesInDisguise Oh, NOW he is thinking whether there are any medical facts he and his doctors might not have considered. Testicular cancer due to ungodly amounts of estrogen in his male body wasn't on his internet search list before and during the last 5.5 years.
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@_DHOTYA Was she falling when she clocked that speed?
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@graceelavery Yeah, put an end to this conflict. Be the bigger man.
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@jakeshieldsajj 1. Most if not all European royal families (active or out of "office") are related to each other by bloodline and of German descent. A lot of post-war republics were kingdoms. Germany had many default natural allies before war would even be considered. 2. Early in the war,
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@andrewdoyle_com @Glinner @UnleashedComedy Pray tell, what is the name of the second venue we should boycott, apart from Leith Arches? After all, they said no to all of us who would have loved to see @Glinner there, not just to him. In the future, we wouldn't want to go somewhere where we are not welcome.
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@lporiginalg I am not saying that they should do it, but I understand.
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@Internet_TLCM Amazing. That is a perfect description of the cartoon itself.
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@ValidLs Sounds like you live rent free in their heads and now they gave you your own furniture in there too. Well done.
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@MalesInDisguise That's it. New rules. If any females live in the house, he is not allowed to be home alone. Take away his key and he has to wait in the shed until someone else gets home.
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@ValidLs Is he looking for a stable relationship?
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@geraldposner Nothing says "I am on the right side of history" like a death threat against anybody who might have questions or doubts.
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@NoContextBrits My pronouns are...
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