Meredith Salenger @MeredthSalenger Twitter profile

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Meredith Salenger

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4 years

Wow. On abortion. Well said @PeteButtigieg Well said. #thankyou

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2 years

Me: I love you so much. Have the best time at camp. Write to me so I know you are alive. Alice:

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Hey men who got women pregnant who had abortions, please tell us how having that baby would have affected your life? And how big that number is. And how much you saved in child support? Or what job you still could do or school u got to go to? Just help us out here. SO many of u.

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I’m sorry. But uh uh! No. Don’t equate standing up for your family to punching someone over a joke! That is assault. Sorry. I love you and your acting. But NOT okay. And GASLITE everyone that knows that was wrong!!! That was not okay! And your speech… I’m sorry. No

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2 years

Kinda true?

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Meredith Salenger

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4 years

Real quick: How are Republicans like Donald ok with 2% of people dying from coronavirus as if 2% is not a very high number. But when you discuss a 2 cent wealth tax on people making over 50 million they freak out like it’s the worst thing that could ever happened to them.

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7 months

Oh no no no no no! Matty! Oh man. My heart breaks. Matty... Matthew and I have known each other since were were 16 years old. Oh man. No words. Rest in peace sweet @MatthewPerry . 💔😔

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4 years

Single people. This is actually the perfect time to fall in love. Patton and I did not meet in person for over three months. We did text each other every single day for two hours each night and in the second month I had fallen in love with him before I ever met him in person.

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6 years

The legacy #MichelleMcNamara has left for her daughter of determination and finding justice for so many is incredible! I will everyday make make sure her daughter knows how spectacular her mother was, not just for her but for society. #GoldenStateKiller #IllBeGoneInTheDark

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7 years

It's official. I'm the luckiest happiest girl in the universe!!!!💖 I love you @pattonoswalt I love you Alice Oswalt!

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2 years

Grand Canyon and a rainbow. 🌈🥰💖

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4 years

I’m voting for this energy

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3 years

Dear @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris , How bout a nice little intimate inauguration ceremony with UR family & Barack Obama in a small garden. Quietly film it. And get to work. We can all celebrate once it is safer. Signed, Everyone who voted for U & loves U & wants to keep U safe💙🇺🇸

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I was 19. With a terrifying look in his eyes, he pinned me down, grabbed both my wrists with 1 hand & tried to unbutton my pants with another. I kicked him as hard as I could in the crotch and ran out. He didn’t actually rape me so I thought “nothing” happened. #WhyIDidntReport

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4 years

Now he’s an Emmy & Grammy winner starring in more than one hit TV show at a time & having comedy specials on Netflix that people love. In addition to producing his own shows while being the best father in the world to a beautiful & happy 10 year old. With a wife who adores him💖

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5 years

This routine is bananas!!! This girl is Amazing!!!! So full of joy and fun and soul and FUN and she loves it and her happiness is infectious!!!! I love this!!!!! I love this girl!!!!!!

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5 years

Dear @Twitter There are about a zillion followers of Q anon sending threatening tweets to me and my husband. Saying “Q sent them” and that our “time is up” and that they will “bring the pain”. I reported them all and you found NO violation!?! #unacceptable

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5 years

Hey SNL. @nbcsnl need a Barr?

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@MeredthSalenger could you call @nbcsnl and maybe get @pattonoswalt a gig humiliating Barr at the #BarrHearing

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3 years

Good one from @cfishman

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2 years

Every day I am more and more impressed with @PeteButtigieg . 💙🇺🇸💙 What a poised brilliant compassionate leader.

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2 years

Last night was the 5 year anniversary of the day I met @pattonoswalt in person. I never knew love could be so true. Thank you Patton for making me feel so free to be my best self & for loving me & all my quirks. Thank you for Alice. Thank U endlessly. Gratitude beyond measure💖

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6 years

Instead of getting your kid a gun to shoot animals, why not get your kid a CAMERA. That way you can enjoy the outdoors together and admire the animal instead of killing it.

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4 years

The best part of today is hearing that @KamalaHarris is going to be the next Vice President. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 💙🇺🇸💙 The second best part of today is knowing that we are going to get to see a lot more of Maya Rudolph!!!!😜🥰

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4 years

I make it a point to block trolls immediately. But, I was bored and felt like a little game of "bat the mouse around" - won't happen again.

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4 years

Appropriate attire for the day #ImpeachmentDay

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4 years

U wanted crowds to come out for you. U want it to be the biggest crowd there ever was. U wanted everyone to know your name. Well look what: U got your dream come true. U will be forever known as the most despicable president and most horrible man by all. And crowds are out for U.

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6 years

I can’t.

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4 years

Wow. This is spot on.

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2 years

I am stunned! Noooo!!!! Bob Saget was just at our house a couple months ago! Truly the most kind man. What a heart. He had suffered so much loss. And he was a wonderful friend to so many. Just heartbreaking. Oh my just horrible. 😔🙁 We loved him. 💔

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4 years

Yes... and?

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@PageSix

4 years

Harvey Weinstein will likely die in prison if not freed, lawyers claim

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3 years

My girl and I wearing our pearls to support our girl Madame @vp @KamalaHarris

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4 years

Hey Republicans... #LIFE

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4 years

Me and @pattonoswalt everyday over Christmas vacation. 💝

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4 years

Today is my husband’s birthday. And I can’t stop crying about Kobe and his family. And I want to hold on to this love so tightly. And my parents. And Alice and my friends and I can’t stop crying. I love you Patton. I thank the stars for everyday I get to spend with you.

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4 years

No matter who gets the Democratic nomination. Remember:

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5 years

Today is our 2 year anniversary. I have been married to @pattonoswalt and Alice for two years. I must’ve done all the good things in life because... boy did I get lucky. These two are my heart. The kindest. Most loving. Most fun. Most snuggly. Most wonderful people I know. 💖

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5 years

A re-enactment of how I got to be a mom

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2 years

What a week! My little one had to go to Urgent Care on Tuesday with a fever over 104.2. She’s been home recovering. No school. & yesterday @pattonoswalt slipped on a ramp at work & back to Urgent Care - broke his foot and ankle in 3 places! Oy! And our power is out. 🙁😫😔

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Today is my 6 year Famiversary!!! The day I married my two favorite people. So much love. So grateful. 💖💖💖💖

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3 years

No Joke. They should do that!

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Meredith Salenger

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5 years

This is the loneliest fuxkin photo and the white house posted this!??? Why? Why would you post this? It feels very lonely and sad. My goodness.

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@WhiteHouse45

5 years

Happy Birthday, @FLOTUS !

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4 years

Can we make sure all future presidential candidates take a civics test, a spelling test, an (EQ) emotional psychological exam, and of course submit their tax returns. Dear Gawd he is the dumbest mofo alive. 😑

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3 years

His "wishes" to make sure the staff at the venue and the people who attend his shows don't get sick from other people. Those wishes.

800 Pound Gorilla News

@800PGNews

3 years

. @pattonoswalt announced today he was cancelling five shows - four in Florida and one in Utah - where venues wouldn’t comply with his wishes to require proof of vaccination/negative COVID tests before admittance.

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4 years

Don’t be a bitch Megyn.

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4 years

Written like a man who’s been in his basement for a year.

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3 years

Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️💖❤️💖

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6 years

I’m so proud of @pattonoswalt watching him honor his beautiful and brilliant late wife #MichelleMcNamara promoting her incredible book #IllBeGoneInTheDark at amazing venues like the @nypl . It is a testament to his love for her and his belief in her talent. I’m in awe. #beautiful

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5 years

This is the proper way to say goodbye to your faithful wolf! #YouKnowNothingJonSnow

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5 years

Patton Oswalt and his fans just transformed a Twitter troll's life with a simple but powerful act of kindness. ❤️🇺🇸💙☮️

Patton Oswalt and his fans changed a troll's life with a simple but powerful act of kindness

"I'm not a man who ever cries but I had to wait to send this." ❤️✨❤️

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2 years

No one attacks people for “using” their freedom of speech. People respond solely to what you say and your intent in saying it. If you get criticism it’s because you used your freedom to be vile. It’s your personality that’s repulsive. Stop using the 1st amendment as a shield.

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4 years

Keep this in mind.

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4 years

Oh my. This is true. We can change it. Please read and feel what you feel.

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4 years

Hey @pattonoswalt 💙🇺🇸💙 I love participating in democracy with you.

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7 years

This little girl is MINE!!!!!!!!! #happiestauntieisnowhappiestMOM #ilovealice #freckledacemuppet

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7 years

World Champion Flower Girl.

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6 years

This morning Patton texted me the photo of Melania in that jacket. I replied, “that’s totally photoshopped” no way would she be that blatantly insensitive. I can’t believe I was wrong. I sincerely thought there is NO WAY that’s real. And yet... Jhc

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4 years

Dear fuxking gawd this man ruins everything. Literally everything.

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4 years

Trump visits the coronavirus swab production line in Maine, without a mask, and the manufacturer says it will now have to throw away the day’s output.

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Look, I don’t wanna be weird because she’s a friend of mine and I love her wife Stephanie... but dear Lord... how hot is @TigNotaro !?! @pattonoswalt I’m sorry. I’m very smitten at the moment. #hotTig 🔥

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3 years

Spot on

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2 years

Happy Father’s Day @pattonoswalt 🥰 You are so loved. 💖

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4 years

#WearIt

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4 years

If you claim you want the economy to start again. If you claim you want your children to go back to school. If you want to go back to restaurants. If you want to go shopping again. If you want all the freedoms we had before suck it up for 2 months and wear your goddamn mask.

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CDC director: If everyone wore masks, US would have COVID-19 under control in 4-8 weeks

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4 years

I really want everyone to vote for a better world. Cuz... I really love her. #Vote

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3 years

I love @BarackObama so much I can’t even handle it. Everything about him. His laugh his smile. I just adore him. The only thing I want is to meet him & hang out with him & be best friends with him & Michelle of course & the girls. Basically I want a family vacation with them🥰

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. @BarackObama thinks @StephenAtHome ’s imitation of him was ‘terrible.’ 😂 #LSSC

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4 years

Deep breath. Think of Joe and Kamala on inauguration night holding their hands up with their spouses and beautiful balloons dropping from the ceiling and great music playing! And a joyous America and world!!!! Obama hugs joe. And we all get back to work. 💙🇺🇸💙 #BidenHarris2020

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4 years

I was so moved by the community singing out their windows in Italy because they couldn’t leave their homes. This is almost as inspiring.

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4 years

Watching the videos from Italy 🇮🇹 inspired me. Entertainers must offer hope & humor to their neighbors in this time of quarantine.

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2 years

Happiest birthday my beautiful @pattonoswalt 💖

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4 years

this is my husband sometimes

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“This is our new prospect. His nickname is ‘Build-a-Bear.’”

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5 years

You still have the record for hundreds - don’t be jealous.

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5 years

YIKES: Ocasio-Cortez Fumbles Basic Civics TWICE In 1 Statement

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5 years

Nerd

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4 years

That feeling when Biden wins. Covid ends. The country gets reunited. And our kids can go back to school. 💙🇺🇸💙

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4 years

Patton said it was okay. 😬😜 #dollypartonchallenge

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4 years

And what IF we all “panicked?” What would we have done!? Been diligent about washing our hands and stayed 6ft apart and wore masks!??? That’s what the panic would have elicited! NO. Trump didn’t want to panic... The STOCK MARKET #HeDoesntCareAboutYou #TrumpKnewVoteBlue

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This is gunna be pretty scary. But also fascinating. Yes, I am going to watch. Yes. It’s complex. Will u watch with me??? Please.

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4 years

Heartbreaking. Gone but never forgotten. 💔 #ChadwickBoseman #WakandaForever

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For showing us how to conquer adversity with grace... For showing us how to "Say it Loud!"... For show us how to walk as a King, without losing the common touch.... For showing us just how powerful we are... Thank you #ChadwickBoseman #RestInPower #BlackPantherForever

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3 years

Everyone needs to stop being so jealous over how hot my husband is.

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3 years

Yay! I got #vaccinated ! Thank you #science . Thank you @JoeBiden for working so hard to get the vaccine out where it needs to be to reach people. Thank you to everyone who is doing their best to sign up to get vaccinated. We can end this pandemic together! Still #WearAMask 🌈💖

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@MeredthSalenger

4 months

I mean…

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4 months

I mean…

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4 years

@Fandango Patton Oswalt is a film Aficionado. He’s a film fan. He knows more about film and appreciates the art of filmmaking more than anyone I know. He’s funny. He’s kind. He is beyond intelligent. He is the best choice for an Oscar’s host. @pattonoswalt

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3 years

Apparently big win for the Roofie industry today

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3 years

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@nytimesbooks

3 years

Simon & Schuster said on Thursday that it would cancel the publication of an upcoming book by Senator Josh Hawley, one of several members of Congress who tried to overturn the results of the presidential election

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5 years

Text with my hubby

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4 years

Three years ago today! 💖 The love I have for this family cannot even be measured. Patton and Alice, you are my world. You make the world so much brighter. You filled my heart. My goal in life is to make each of you you’re happiest self and love you forever 🥰💖

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Trump to Senate Republicans, “If I go down, I’m taking you with me... and you KNOW the shit I have on YOU!” They are all complicit. They are all terrified. They know what they are doing is wrong. They know we know their deal. We all know what’s really up. We all know.

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4 years

To be fair... debates are between two candidates moderated by a neutral to help us determine our civic choice, but it’s not going to be better with a better moderator. Trump is operating outside the bounds of decorum. It will never work.

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@pattonoswalt

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4 years

Most dangerous President of all time. He is inciting and instigating violence. #25thAmendmentNow

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4 years

3 years ago today

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5 years

Oooh FUN! When you “like” a tweet with the #oscars hashtag, it turns into a ⭐️ not just the usual ❤️ Try it. Like this tweet and see.

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3 years

post a photo that makes you happy

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Meredith Salenger

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4 years

Literally not one of those things is true. If you want to debate her merits at least stick to true facts. Not things you are using to scare your white, obtuse, intolerant base.

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4 years

Kamala Harris is a radical liberal who would raise taxes, take away guns & health insurance, and explode the size and power of the federal gov’t. She wants to recreate America in the image of what’s happening on the streets of Portland & Seattle. We won’t give her the chance.

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Not sure who WILL. But @pattonoswalt SHOULD. No one knows film better. Have you read Silver Screen Fiend? Patton is a film FAN. He loves it. He reveres it. He is brilliantly funny and he respects actors and filmmakers. It would be an elevated show. 🎬 @TheAcademy

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With Kevin Hart out, who will host the Oscars now?

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Hey @BigBird … thank you and @sesamestreet for helping spread the word to keep our kids,our country, and our community safe!💖 #VaccinesSaveLives

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This

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Tick Toc #ImpeachTheMF

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If the Lady G rumors are true... and Graham put his fear of being outed before protecting this country... what are the other GOP traitors being blackmailed for and can they just all admit their personal shames and save our country.

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Who is taking care of the children??? Can we go down and help? Who is changing their diapers??? Feeding them? Comforting them while they are there? Can we volunteer to help ?? Can I come help?? Are we allowed? Will “they” let us help!?!

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