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Marjorie Minge Superstar

@MadameMinge

2 months

Simon and Garth’s Uncles…🤭

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Name that band

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5 years

@bob_london Here they are crossing Westminster Bridge a few minutes before...

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@GrantTucker Howabout this one?

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Does anyone else see ‘Sam Smith’ trending and just sigh and think “Oh what the fuck now?”

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Gemma is now back in her dressing room, still unhappy with those marks... #DancingOnIce

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11 months

Love seeing Cliff Richard trending, means I can wheel this out again :

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5 years

@phatdadslim If a dog attacked a child like that it would be put down.

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7 years

Do you think Nicola Sturgeon's mum lives her life like a candle in the wind?

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@SabirahLohn Harry has unleashed on Catherine the sort of press attacks that he bemoaned his mother had to endure. She would be disgusted with him.

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If you voted for Jemma you need to have a word with yourself... #cbb

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To be fair, I think Coleen has a better chance with Callum than Chloe... #cbb

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6 years

@vickyallover @KensingtonRoyal They think the name's going to begin with A so why not Anuvvergeorge? lol

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1 year

‘So brave’, sat on that sofa and lying though his teeth, denouncing ‘trolls’ who dared to call him out. And Willoughby, don’t think you are innocent in it all - you can cleanse your social media but your hands are still grubby love… #thismorning

Phillip Schofield admits lying about relationship with younger ITV employee

The 61-year-old is leaving ITV with immediate effect as he apologises for misleading employers, his family and the public.

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4 years

Wait, #StormCaira is trending? Did the wind blow the letters round the wrong way...? #StormCiara

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7 years

Charlotte can't even stay upright but Chizzy goes home? #strictly

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Comparing Holly Willoughby to Jill Dando is like comparing Jedward to the Three Tenors… #JeremyVine

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7 years

Cheryl's picking out her next husband.... #XFactor

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@laurenmcevoy13 These lovely guys - RIP Barry

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2 years

Glad to see Anton flaunting his award in front of Shirley. He needs to be head judge. Replace her with Erin Boag or Ola Jordan… #Strictly

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6 years

@AlexWJSimpson @Rylan Shane is fantastic, speaking out for his whole community whereas Amanda is only concerned with herself.

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11 months

Next year: “And the BAFTA goes to… Holly Willoughby for ‘50 Shades of Fake’!”. #thismorning

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3 years

Always filled with a sense of foreboding when I see Peter Andre trending, fearing the worse... Like a new album...

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10 months

@NoContextBrits The one drawer:

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5 months

@thismorning Publicity stunt. The Dutch haven’t just inserted it of their own accord…

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7 years

Yes Paul, let's just get foreigners to change their names to English ones. Karthik can call himself Kevin to make your life easier. #cbb

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4 years

In hindsight, this is hilarious... #ThisMorning

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4 years

Who decided that it was a necessity to have #LooseWomen back on the screen? What does it actually achieve apart from giving everyone something to roll their eyes at? They are not fecking essential workers. Are their egos suffering from cabin fever perhaps?

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Why is Eden saying Jayden saw the text when she was crapping herself over telling him at Couples Retreat? #MAFSAU

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4 years

Zara's performance was sponsored by Johnson's Baby Shampoo #notears #madeinchelsea

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7 years

That big build up and then you find out its MIka.... #XFactor

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11 months

@BurgerKingUK Biggest in which sense?

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1 year

Lewis Capaldi is just Adele with a willy… #Strictly

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@MadameMinge

6 years

I really can't take anymore of Scarlett Moffat and her screeching voice. Why is she still on #SaturdayNightTakeaway ? She's killing this series and not in a good way.

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7 years

I'm quite surprised Ulrika has got this far without having a baby by anyone... #celebritymasterchef

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@PaulMackie007 @MyFavsTrash Fandabadozee!

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Red dress still hanging about backstage after all this time? Cue staged "dramatic twist"... #XFactor

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6 years

I do hope #JeremyVine plays the footage of the 'punch' and asks Roxanne if she can point out how it caused 'pain' on the opposite side of her body...🤔

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@MadameMinge

7 years

#eastenders scriptwriters....

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Did Mylene have any concern for Horner’s first wife when he was sniffing round her mate Geri just after she’d had his baby? Some might call it… #LooseWomen

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@HolyCrayons A weird hybrid of Clare Balding and Eddie Izzard...

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Tbf, I was disappointed Linda didn’t introduce them to the dog… #EastEnders

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Meanwhile, back in Leyton, Kwame has missed his chance: #mafsuk

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@realparken @PoliticsForAlI An ex copper - they won’t need to know anything else…

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The wait for the Eamonn interview seems longer than Phil waiting for Matt McGreevy to turn 18… #GBNews

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3 years

I was born a female. I identify as a female. But according to Sainsbury’s large chocolate trifle, I am a family of four...🤔🤣

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@thehumanxp He needs a wee...

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“Oh look, there’s Mummy going off on a Glastonbury bender in her helicopter!” #ThisMorning

Jackie Meek

@JackieMeek6

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I hate hypocrisy from the elite people who look down at us 👇 #Hollywilloughby

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@thismorning Her attempt at damage limitation, another kid on the way and wants to make sure another ITV series is commissioned…shame on ITV and ThisMorning for giving her airtime.

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7 years

I'm not a trained midwife Emma but I would recommend taking off Moira's jeans before telling her to push! #emmerdale

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Is tax dodger Lorraine Kelly claiming overtime for being on telly on a Saturday? Time and a half? #SaturdayNightTakeaway

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4 years

What a legend - Don McLean. He was brilliant on Crackerjack... #ThisMorning

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2 years

They should have dragged Martin Lewis in for this, these two couldn't grill a rasher of bacon... #ThisMorning

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6 years

What's that squeaking noise? It's the McCann's arses watching #thecry

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@australiabutera @mkbutera They're not abs, they're ribs...

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6 years

Didn't stay in hiding long did she? Literally up the M1, grab a drink at the services, circle the car with her suitcase a few times in case The Sun missed any shots and then back down again for #jeremyvine . #liarliarpantsonfire

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7 years

Oh bejaysus what a man! #grahamnorton

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2 years

Well, I’ve finished my pumpkin at last, can’t wait to see the kiddies faces later when they knock… #ThisMorning

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6 years

When throwing a dinner party, I cater for my vegan friends by not inviting them... #GBBO

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7 years

#thetrial could have been more interesting if only ...

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Liam lad, lend Stormzy ya parka, it's pissing down... #BRITs2018 #brits

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7 years

Bring back Jackanory with the bat lady and Tom Hardy. #sundaybrunch

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Morning #itvthismorning gang, deep breath… Firstly, are YOU okay?

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@MadameMinge

11 months

So far, this fella is playing a blinder! 🤣🤣🤣 #cultureselectcommittee #itvthismorning

Nick Walker

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There's a Culture, Media and Sport Committee taking place in Parliament and John Nicholson MP asked the representative from ITV: "First of all, are you okay?"

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1 year

The queue for Duncan’s next partner vs the queue for Alyssa’s: #mafsau

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@MadameMinge

4 years

Usually the old bands they have on #ThisMorning sound shite. Deacon Blue are still class!

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6 years

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4 years

Harry and Meghan themselves have stirred up the race issue? Are you ok Saira? You would normally accuse Asda of racism if they ran out of blackberries... #loosewomen

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2 years

Rihanna; still can’t believe that Kwame isn’t returning her calls… #mafsuk

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4 years

Phil's sadness at the plight of his West End pals having to 'resort' to being normal working people. Breaks your heart doesn't it? Some normal working people have no jobs at all mate... #ThisMorning

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@MadameMinge

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Damn, can’t believe none of them asked why a runner was at the NTAs and onstage… #cultureselectcommittee #itvthismorning

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@MadameMinge

2 years

#thismorning Isn’t it lovely to see Madonna and H from Steps teaming up to help this woman! ❤️

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@MadameMinge

7 years

🎼 You make me feel like wanking - I want to wank the night away 🎼 #replacedancewithwankinasong

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@MadameMinge

4 years

People who don't know Skin... #TheMaskedSinger

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2 years

He’s got everything else going for him…🤣🤣🤣 #loosewomen

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7 years

Joey Essex saying "fucking shithole" off air - lmfao #thismorning

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@ANDREW1ALBERTT @a_blooming_loss I just want to scoop him up! ❤️

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If you haven't got a bank balance the size of Jo Malone's, you can get the coloured glasses effect with the cellophane wrappers from a tin of Quality Street... #pretentiousbollocks #Lorraine

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@MadameMinge

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Today on #itvthismorning , Kelly Hoppen on how to transform your TowerBlock lounge into a tranquil haven of beige, Daisy shows you how to best display the fungus on your walls, Lisa brings you the best leggings from the charity shop and Clodagh whips up some cockroach gruel…

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8 years

If Katie leaves, will they pack all her accents in their own suitcase? #CBB

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7 years

I don't object to funding the BBC, but I DO object to paying to keep the likes of Roy Whiting alive in jail. #SarahPayne

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10 months

Anyone else hoping that Sooty and Sweep are indeed, the permanent replacements for Phil and Holly? #thismorning

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1 year

#Lorraine can’t really have a go at Harry dressing as a Nazi when she once dressed up as Rose West…

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8 years

Saving Private Rylan #budgetcutamovie

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10 months

Ok, deep breath… Firstly, are YOU okay? #ThisMorning

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@MadameMinge

3 years

On the 19th, Phil and Holly will make a big fuss about being to hug etc...despite being such arrogant fake arseholes that they post pics of them all together, not socially distancing while out in public.... #thismorning It's clear who they're laughing at...

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@MadameMinge

6 years

Yes we all know Cher has had work done, the point is it's done very well and she looks fabulous! #GrahamNorton

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6 years

Thank you #BRITs2018 for muting the sound, but could you do it continuously?

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Everyone sounds like the Smash advert! Fucking hilarious! #xfactor

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1 year

Me: Oh hello, is that Qantas? Yes, single ticket for one please… #MAFSAU

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5 years

Oh dear, Dan Wootton, again failing to google his claims that the Royal Family do not guest edit magazines... #Lorraine

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@MadameMinge

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@thismorning Problem was, she wasn’t one of us; ie the viewers. She was just one of your typical ITV luvvies, covering for each other, flaunting their privilege and sticking 2 fingers up at the Towerblock Traceys that tuned in.

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@MadameMinge

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"When you say they marched, you don't actually mean they marched?" No love, they hitched a ride on a passing flamingo. #whodoyouthinkyouare

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@MadameMinge

2 years

#RoyalVarietyPerformance A year on and still relevant…

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@MadameMinge

4 years

Here is the glaringly obvious difference between a Swede and a Turnip: #ThisMorning

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@MadameMinge

6 years

Top tip for saving money - stop buying shit. #shopwellforless

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@MadameMinge

4 years

Instead of this ending in murder, let's show Yasmin growing a backbone and telling Geoff to fuck off eh? #coronationstreet

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4 years

I can never look at Ronnie Wood or Paul Weller without seeing this... #Brits2020

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3 years

These people have had top end education and yet here we are with Angus’ primary school poetry and Verity’s ‘spontaniality’… #MadeInChelsea

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@MadameMinge

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@EssexPR Willoughby will pretend she knew nothing:

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Anyone criticising the 'darkness' of tonight's #coronationstreet - just be thankful you are only watching this on the tv and not going through it in real life.

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@ITV @AlisonHammond @itvFLOD Noooooo, she hasn’t even got a dog! Claire Balding would have been better!

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