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@MKayAlcatraz

2 years

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a white person what the N in NAACP stands for

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10 months

they’re literally just making celebrities up now

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10 months

TINI and Rodrigo De Paul have broken up.

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1 year

henry cavill irl gigachad confirmed

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2 years

when women say they want a medium ugly man, it’s bc this type of guy is so repulsive

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LMFAOOOOOOOO???????????

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it’s so over

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we live in the dumbest time in history

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i support the current thing

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2 years

@proyearner *reads a story about universal human experiences* i can’t relate to this

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2 years

women aren’t designed for a 9-5. they’re designed to spend 16 hours a day carrying water, churning butter, chopping potatoes, changing diapers, grinding flour, scrubbing floo—

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@MKayAlcatraz

10 months

these “celebrities” are ai generated. you may disagree. you may even have evidence to the contrary! but is it worth losing your mind over? these “celebrities” are ai generated

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@MKayAlcatraz

2 years

clarence thomas has been playing the long game since 1991, plotting a multi-decade course toward banning interracial marriage so he can get a divorce without paying alimony

N. K. Jemisin

@nkjemisin

2 years

Gay marriage is next. Interracial marriage is next. So many other rights that are fundamental to our ability to function as a nation are in danger now. Our enemies are laughing as we gut ourselves. But sure, the real threat is "wokeness" and CRT and Drag Queen Story Hour.

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2500 cals is: 2 chicken breasts 6 eggs 2 cups of rice 3 cups of broccoli 2 slices of toast 1 piece of salmon 2 cups of greek yogurt 2 entire heads of lettuce 2 apples 1 cup of blueberries AND 2 squares of dark chocolate. the american education system has failed lmao be fr

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@cullmoids

1 year

I'm 5'8" and once dropped to abt 2500 cals a day. I became emaciated. I was not attractive. Bruises, always cold, hair fell out. I NEED more than that to maintain a healthy weight. This propaganda MAKES US SICK. Don't listen to these moids. They literally want to see you dead. 🧵

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2 years

@GAE_USA @QuentinMCody skater girl is goated

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1 year

nothing more metal than *checks notes* complaining of microaggressions

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1 year

Rina Sawayama calling out Matty Healy at Glastonbury.

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@GirlsDontWantMe psychotic if real lol, 80% chance it’s staged tho

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everyone soyjaking over sydney sweeney’s yt family are in for a surprise when they hear about the social views of their friends’ indian parents. or MENA parents. or east asian parents. or african parents. or

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“i do not dream or labor” ass mfs, ur ancestors scraped a living out of the hard unforgiving earth, ur computer job would be a vacation to 99% of the history of humanity

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a whole lot of white people (argentinians) calling me a gringo in the qt’s

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2 years

@DustinTL how real men react to this vid:

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“mestizx-centric”

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@Iittlstrawberry men and women have historically spent a lot of time sniping at each other but it feels like it’s increasingly joyless/bitter and less good natured

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twitter in 3 acts

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“algorithmically hot” is, in practice, the least hot thing imaginable

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women with large boobs should be banned from doing yoga because it disrupts the feng shui, well-endowed women are vibrationally aligned with lifting or possibly pilates

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6 months

how do so many ppl live like this

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Male privilege is wearing the same outfit multiple times to events while girls cant wear the same dress twice no matter how cute it is

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2 years

when the egirls are fighting on the tl

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@Obiben55 the ‘ational association

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1 year

this is the state of our public intellectuals

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5 months

@mccormack_chad @BigSteve207 wow sounds like a very common and normal impulse! weirdly i never hacked a 10yo girl with a machete when i was 18, can’t believe i missed that typical youth experience

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2 years

@vers_laLune like none of this is new why is anyone so surprised lmao

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@thebodyisablade right bc lord forbid anybody make a joke on twitter lmao 😭😂

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@KelgoreTrout this is anti working class

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@santan_raf who are those people

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is age gap inflation transitory

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oh you’re a backend engineer? well how about you engineer this back end 🍑

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for his next trick clarence thomas is gonna bring back segregation, just so he can get some vacation time away from the other supreme court mfs

Mica Burton

@MicaBurton

2 years

Having almost all of your rights be up for debate is a truly helpless feeling. What next? Say goodbye to interracial marriage? Segregation back on the table? Fucking hell this shit sucks we can’t even trust what we thought we could believe in to stay in place.

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@thechosenberg plot twist: the guy was in a different time zone and the official relationship hadn’t begun yet for him

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2 years

when bruce springsteen sings about “going to kill the yellow man” he’s talking about the minions (who were orchestrating the cambodian genocide in the ‘70s)

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Recently learned that in Minions canon the Minions are biologically hardwired to serve whoever the most evil person on earth is, so the plot has them locked in a cave between 1812 and 1968 to avoid the issue of them serving Hitler.

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2 years

this is probably the best ypipo joke i will ever come up with

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if you think the banana supply chain is problematic, boy do i have news for you about the cocaine supply chain

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2 years

(before getting worked up, please be advised this is parody, in case that wasn’t readily apparent)

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you think i’m letting a mid wife deliver my babies??

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@jomareewade @SlaylerJ if u read a book about a su*cidal neurodivergent minor who has had a brother die, a friend commit su*cide, and was groomed/abused by an adult, and your primary reaction is “he is annoying” the problem may not be the book

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egirls sitting down to tweet “time to get railed in a sundress” and get 50000 likes and 16 marriage proposals

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1 year

this will destroy american innovation more quickly than any other factor

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@Space_b0y_ he’d have to wait like 8 minutes for the Uber anyway lmao

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at this point people are just putting the alphabet in the blender to see what comes out

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@NoTaxiAnywhere @proyearner it’s a bit deranged to believe that, say, dostoyevsky writing a book about his immediate milieu is “erasing people of color” is it not? i am not a russian man but i still enjoy his book bc i don’t have to be “represented” to relate or enjoy it

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sorry but 1) if u can’t compete with an chatbot you probably need some self development AND more importantly 2) a guy who might choose a chatbot over a human isn’t worth even trying to win over anyway

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If AI girlfriends really do become as pervasive as online porn, what this will mean for girls and young women who feel they need to compete with this? By @freyaindiaa

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@CokeEnjoyer going to a fancy restaurant and complaining about portion size is terminal ngmi behavior

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israel vs Palestine is one of the weirder moments for western larpers bc the land-backers oppose land back in this specific case, the right wingers are anti-terror but are also antisemitic, and the normie libs are pro-apartheid

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2 years

@man_ditch national obviously 🧐

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@The_Equationist it’s wild how this dialectic ignores like 2/3rds of the globe in their worldview lol

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@jomareewade @SlaylerJ this may be a new concept to you but the protagonist of a book is often not a hero. the book is not presenting his clearly unstable behavior as a healthy lifestyle lmao

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every girl is by. u just have to figure out if it’s one or by land, 2 if by sea

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@dklmarxist Same omg why is everyone expected to be extras in their tiktok main character fantasies

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who is dasha nekrasova? interlinked. define lindy? interlinked. who wrote bronze age mindset? interlinked. what is a nick land? interlinked. do u feel truecelpilled? interlinked. what did perry eat for breakfast? interlinked. wh—

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@Duderichy just be within 3.9 years age gap

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@thejstoobs what? this messaging is disseminated broadly and constantly lmao

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wake up babe, new ancient roman towel boy just dropped

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@AshleyGWinter someone rescue this man

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AOC’s staffers look exactly like what i imagined they should look lmao

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@LisaBennatan

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Rep @AOC heading towards #SCOTUS

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@WrightABook wrath of the lich king coming out too lol

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@gnomeszs people still do the hoeing but with none is the gardening i fear

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@ateenyalien it’s not lol i just made this as parody bc it sounds like something vox would publish haha

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@lmNOTcatholic i don’t think they’re particularly concerned with fact

Humam Abd al-Salam ☪️ الله أكبر

@llamalaikum

2 years

You want to know what's going to REALLY piss them off? I'm going to prove Bach's "baroque" music was actually Black composers and that Nina Simone is, while maybe unwitting, a force in reclaiming baroque music for Black people. Yes ... I do have receipts.

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@ElyKreimendahl have u ever considered getting a real job?

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13% of women get 52% of the marriage proposals

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@ROTBTrailer what do you think a “shot” is

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@NoTaxiAnywhere @proyearner this is a wild way to engage with literature. if i read Sun Tzu my first thought should not be “i can’t believe he didn’t have an American zillennial in mind when he was writing this, i feel so left out”. this is not a legitimate critical reading tactic

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@katherinemzhou a remarkable thread about calling the cops on people and then saying that policing is... bad??

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taylor swift fans are requiring… reparations???

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@hollowearthterf REAL men will risk their reputations for the chance to impregnate unattractive servants like Arnold did

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the reviews are in folks

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@Reformed_Sun lmao she’s so thirsty for the woke points

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@soitgarde only if ur terminally online, in which case anything u do is irredeemably cringe already

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@samswoora “grandfather (bottom)”

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@CarlBeijer average twitter “leftist” lmao

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live look at my twitter tl

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@peppsartacc @kaguroll @surge2million @AltMilk1 you are so completely wrong lmfao. if you’ve ever had a real crush you’d know that hearing this from your crush would be brutal

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@Tjdriii 1) ur not allowed to leave twitter, by order of the anon council 2) holy shit what did u do to recomp like that

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@DeadassFren @GirlsDontWantMe just happens to write a song for her that exact day lol

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@telmudic how the hell did she already get married and divorced

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@e_asherah french colonialism 🤝 vietnamese cuisine

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@TateTheTalisman probably because christians are against s3x trafficking ??

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@staidindoors except they don’t, tons of right and libertarian people vocally oppose no knock raids

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dying

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wow

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@willystaley you think “carefully staging every moment of a work day to look like vacation with patrick bateman level particularity” is “low neuroticism”??

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there’s simply no way the modern British man is even the same species as the race that colonized the globe