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Trevor Jordache Reanimated

@KennethCockerel

1 month

Check out my massive organ. P I A N O I N B I O

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Trevor Jordache Reanimated

@KennethCockerel

6 months

Fair play to my Son, he certainly must get his kindness from his Mother. He has only been on an apprenticeship wage for about 4 or 5 month's but he went yesterday & bought every woman in the family a gift from Pandora because he thought when you are working that's what you do. 😀

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@KennethCockerel

5 months

@Scousepirlo3 Gone full on Burnsy.

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@KennethCockerel

1 month

Sgt. Kebab's Mouldy Heart Gastric Band

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1 month

Luke Hitler 😭😭

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@KennethCockerel

10 months

This just popped up on my Google Photos, probably the greatest picture I have ever taken. 😍🥰

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

@mademe__smile She's about 1.5 metres off the ground though? Just drop.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

Craig David is suing apparently.

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@KennethCockerel

8 months

My Nan died this morning, she has dementia and was on end of life care for around a week. Hasn't really affected me much today until I went down the house just now & had this given to me that she had been keeping for year's. Fucking hell. 🥹🥲

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

Shit on, lottery on and now getting the drink on.

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

If Liverpool had a full squad today, I'd say that we beat City at Anfield. However with all the injuries and some key player's missing, I'd say Liverpool beat City at Anfield.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

@RMTunion I’d rather see 1 man earn a £1,000,000 a year if he was speaking up for thousands of worker’s, than have 100’s of useless MP’s on £80,000 a year lining their own nest’s with expenses claim’s.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

@chris11825 @marvel_updat3s They couldn't have replaced him, same as Daredevil and Kingpin. They cast it spot on year's ago, @vincentdonofrio is Wilson Fisk.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

@DKenny126 @Pacmanlfc

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

Where are the fucking cry baby buntings now? The fucking cunting twats that call themselves Liverpool Supporters that rant and rave fucking shite on here don't deserve opposable thumb's. Put your phones down and fuck off. Fucking Fraggle Rock.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

@RoyleFamilyShow 😪❤️

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

The Globe, a proper, proper boozer

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

When your drunk and your mother is giving you a lift home and all of a sudden the hilarious thought comes to you, that your mother from behind looks the spitting image of He-Man.

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@KennethCockerel

10 months

Girlfriend has just booked these to service the boiler, I'm starting to get suspicious. 🧐🤔

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

@carlyjohnson123 Has Davey Boy Smith got lipstick on?

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

@EddieHearn @DAZNBoxing Rather watch 2 racoons fighting over pizza crusts in a bin.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

For some reason, since I've got to Liverpool I've fancied fish & chip's, even though in my 43 year's I've only had it about 4 or 5 times, not a big fish lover. This in Duke Street Market for £13 was absolutely epic.

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

Smokey Bear & his Homies have arrived on The Wall. @Myhead518394 @scousehawkeye

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

All the radio stations sound like a suicidal bloke has put his last pound in the jukebox whilst he finishes his last pint.

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@KennethCockerel

28 days

@justanotherwool The new Riverdance looks a bit shit.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

I try not to mention it on here but fvck me, the worst part of depression is sitting there depressed. 😂 I've sat in silence for the last 2 odd hour's, finally got off the settee & had a shower & it feels like I've washed the misery from my person. Fucking brain chemistry. 🤭

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Trevor Jordache Reanimated

@KennethCockerel

1 year

Next time Gadget, Next Time.

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

@ged_the_red ❤️

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

On a beer garden crawl, just did The Cornmarket and Baltic Market next.

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@KennethCockerel

8 months

I'm in my local Chinese ordering chicken omelette with chips, curry sauce and 2 chicken balls. And just like to say thank you to everyone that has messaged me today and a 👍🏼 doesn't even come close to how much I appreciate the messages. Thanks again. ❤️😍😘

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@KennethCockerel

11 days

On leaving the Slaughter House last night after the fight, a gang of blokes for some reason were looking for a pair of jeans, an offer of £120.00 came in and I was strolling back to James Street like Winnie The Pooh.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

🖕🏼

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@KennethCockerel

4 months

🫣

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@KennethCockerel

21 days

Do they come in Purple? 💜

Esheru

@EsheruKwaku

21 days

Why?

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Trevor Jordache Reanimated

@KennethCockerel

1 year

Schmeichel Jackson. Hee Hee.

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@KennethCockerel

6 months

😂🤣🤭🫣

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

@PaulKLFC @_LLCoolK Hello Antoine.

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@KennethCockerel

2 months

Mcmanaman seems to be in a running battle this season with Nicol on who can slag off Liverpool more. He's also back telling striker's how to finish when he could dribble around every player on the pitch twice and then hit the corner flag.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Great being a greedy cunt.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

Just got into @lubanliverpool and thought ordering a Hong Kong Mule & Kung Fu Panda cocktail would be strange, then my drink arrived. 🐼

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

@Scouse_ma He tripped over it, yet his feet are still the other side of it? His walking style and his claim have no momentum.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

They grow up so fast. One minute you are helping them to build a snowman and travelling across Europe to watch Liverpool, the next thing you come home to this utterly filthy snow graffiti.

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@KennethCockerel

8 months

🫣🤭

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

What a fucking 🤡

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Sounds like a keeper.

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@KennethCockerel

28 days

@richardajkeys Drank too much daughter she did. Best friend getting hairy fingered, liked she did not.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

As a roofer, you have to love James Taylor.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Breakfast of slobs. Leftover KFC that had been left in the bucket on the worktop overnight.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

If true, tis is the most American of all American tales.

Rufus T. Firefly (sworn enemy of Rakell)

@hoggomcswineass

1 year

Holy fuck 😂😂😂😂

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

🙏🏼

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Definitely getting Overlook Hotel vibes. If I see twin's, I'm turning the fucking legs on.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

🌈😂

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

That certainly is a big boner.

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1 year

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@KennethCockerel

1 month

@deff0notn1k84 What does he mean Flash Gordon approaching?

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@KennethCockerel

20 days

The struggle is real.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

@historyinmemes Or rather a 1800 plaster cast in the void of where a body once was. Human bodies don't tend to appreciate volcanic lava.

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@KennethCockerel

1 month

My girlfriend said my new t-shirt doesn't look anything like him. 😂🤣🫣

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@KennethCockerel

6 months

Is Julian Dicks a legend? Please reply and follow me.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

@usykaa Two worlds collide Rival nations Its a primitive clash Venting years of frustrations Bravely we hope Against all hope There is so much at stake Seems our freedoms up Against the ropes Does the crowd understand? Is it East versus West Or man against man? Can any nation stand alone

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@KennethCockerel

8 months

Parking like a cunt at its best.

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

@scousehawkeye

Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

@wiseconnector

4 months

What would you do with this space?

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@KennethCockerel

24 days

R.I.P. Bernard Hill. #YosserLivesForever

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@KennethCockerel

2 months

1 of the best meals I've had in Liverpool.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

If it's offensive in this day and age I apologise but funny stuff is funny stuff.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

If you like Die Hard but you needed it crossed with Home Alone, look no further. I personally thought this was brilliant.

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@KennethCockerel

8 months

So apparently I can't be trusted to go to the party shop to get stuff for my son's 18th the morning after watching Liverpool in the pub.

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

Crackle much.

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

Aaah I've always loved The Hairy Bikers. R.I.P. Dave Myers.

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@KennethCockerel

6 months

@_mojo_mojo In what way? A boy who has just turned 18 decided to go out and buy thing's for his family out of his wages without anyone mentioning anything about getting presents for people and you think it's a weird tweet? Seems you Jo are a bit of a simpleton if you don't mind me saying. 👍🏼

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@KennethCockerel

11 months

Jesus Christ, as front row as front row could be. No eye contact is to be made.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

I've heard that things happen in 3's, so today is a good day. Won a lucky dip with an additional £5 on the lottery last night and then had a pass on an exam I've struggled with for the last 4 and a half year's. Yeah Baby Yeah!

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@KennethCockerel

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@KennethCockerel

2 months

Will it be chips or jacket spuds? Will it be salad or frozen peas? Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings? I'll have to wait and see. Hope it's chips, it's chips. I hope it's chips, it's chips.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

@BeardedGenius Never seen Ram-Man sing before.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

I'm no forensic pathologist but I have a feeling that the bruise on my arm is linked to the one on my side. My Anfield stumbles don't seem to be getting better with age. Starting to get rather embarrassed by my lack of standing up straight ability after booze.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Bought a Shankly Pie to come over and watch some jaw spinning but all the jaw spinner's are having a day. 😪

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Be nice if football stood with Syria and Palestine as well, oh well let's go with the media narrative of feeling sorry for certain conflicts.

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@KennethCockerel

8 months

Doesn't she support Chelsea?

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@KennethCockerel

10 months

Not long now. @Handod5 @scousehawkeye

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

My son has channelled his inner mixture of Vanilla Ice and Snoop Dogg for a Halloween party. 😂🤣

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Might be the tastiest thing I've ever made. Hopefully it'll taste even better tomorrow.

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@KennethCockerel

11 months

Found out that I was caught on camera Saturday night, gazing lovingly at @TroyHawke 😍

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@KennethCockerel

11 months

@AdamBurnsPR @Rory_Bond Looks more a curly fries & beans kind of guy. The bean juice can’t touch the fries though as our Jack won’t eat them when they are soggy.

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@KennethCockerel

6 months

So just to recap the Saturday football results. Doctor Octopus beat The Hood & Dracula beat Captain Scarlet. 🧐🤔

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@KennethCockerel

6 months

Weird?

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

There she blows!

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

5 year's ago today, wish I was up to the Legend's Christmas Lunch today.

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

Robin Hood couldn't tame the Scouse Pimp! @Myhead518394 @scousehawkeye

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

@AndyGni Chow down Wide Load!

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@KennethCockerel

2 years

Preferred Crowded House to Noel Gallagher to be honest.

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@KennethCockerel

6 months

Ah no. R.I.P. Dean Sullivan. The Jimmy Corkhill character is up there with Yosser Hughes for me. 💔

Brookside actor Dean Sullivan, who played Jimmy Corkhill, dies aged 68

As Jimmy Corkhill in Brookside, Dean Sullivan was responsible for some of the soap's most memorable storylines - including the discovery of the body of villain Trevor Jordache under his patio.

news.sky.com

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

@lfc_arrow @fesshole I knew a little mouse called Keith, who cleaned men's Bell-End's with his teeth. He didn't do it for leisure or sexual pleasure, he did it for the cheese underneath.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

From the waitresses and waiters to the ladies in the kitchen and especially the owner taking the time to discuss the food and the ideology of the restaurant with you, this place is an absolute amazing experience. @Asma_KhanLDN

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Known this guy since I was a kid & today he came over to our table & was hilarious. He was zooming around with his half a lager & a straw saying he was drink driving & that he had just lost his job as a security guard in Mothercare but got a new job as a Dinky Toy stunt driver.😂

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Trevor Jordache Reanimated

@KennethCockerel

2 months

Analysis of last night: Liverpool lost to a better team on the night. The End.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Ooh hello.

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@KennethCockerel

1 year

Simpler times. 🤭

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@KennethCockerel

3 months

The only decent stream I've found has fucking Stephen Warnock on commentary and fuck me he's up with Mcmanaman and Owen for grating in your bastard ear's.

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