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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 months

🚨CURRENT TOUR DATES🚨 (including USA) Autumn extension to follow but all tickets at -

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋GREETERS GUILD👋 ‘Welcome to Training Camp!’ @ManCity #troyhawke #greetersguild #justiceforjan

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👋WELCOME TO TESCO👋 next instalment of the #greetersguild

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👋WELCOME TO WETHERSPOONS👋 #greetersguild #troyhawke

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2 years

🛠WELCOME TO B&Q🛠

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👋WELCOME TO WAITROSE👋 latest instalment of The Greeters Guild #troyhawke #greetersguild #MetalGearSolid #janmolby

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👋WELCOME TO POUNDLAND latest instalment of the #greetersguild #troyhawke #poundland #wwjmd #janmolby #brierleyhill

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2 years

👋WELCOME TO WH SMITH👋

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@TroyHawke

2 years

👋GREETERS GUILD👋 🎉Celebrity Awards Edition🎉 (part1) #troyhawke #greetersguild #justiceforjan

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@TroyHawke

11 months

🏆VICTORY PARADE🏆 welcoming the @ManCity players onto the bus and addressing a prior confusion with #JackGrealish #troyhawke #greetersguild #mancity #janmolby #wwjmd

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@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME ‘BACK’ TO WH SMITH👋 *UPDATE* #greetersguild #whsmith

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

10 months

Complimenting strangers in Notting Hill. Try it yourself with Compliments on @bumble #troyhawke #greetersguild #ad #nottinghill #compliments #kindnessissexy

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

10 months

Latest #greetersguild with @PGATOUR and @DPWorldTour at the #ScottishOpen

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

5 months

The two Scouse states of being…

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO PRIMARK👋 #troyhawke #greetersguild

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO THE FOOTBALL👋 #greetersguild giving the fans a pre-game livener #ENGvSwe on Tuesday at Bramall Lane @WEURO2022 @Lionesses #WEURO2022 #ad

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Troy Hawke

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1 year

👋WELCOME TO CHELTENHAM RACECOURSE👋 quick shift @CheltenhamRaces for @TheJockeyClub #greetersguild #shouldersback #troyhawke #ballustrade #ad #cheltenham

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👏WELCOME TO SUBWAY®👏 Whilst persuading the perusers of Leatherhead High Street into @subwayukireland to try their new Buffalo Chicken I was deeply drawn to Deidre #WAAAYMORE #Subway #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

When you are THAT talented and physically blessed, honestly what need is there to understand words? Take your face that looks remarkably similar on both sides and have at the world @JackGrealish SHOULDERS BACK 💪

City Report

@cityreport_

2 years

. @JackGrealish confirms that he had no idea what having a ‘fabulously symmetrical face’ meant in the latest episode of City on Tour Daily.

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👏WELCOME TO THE BBC👏 Greeters Guild shift @BBCR1 with @Chris_Stark and @scott_mills

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋SIDEMEN FC/YOUTUBE ALLSTARS👋 invoking the spirit of @JanMolby for all specimens on the way to the team bus for their charity game #troyhawke #greetersguild #janmolby #mayjanbewithyou #sidemenCharityMatch #sidemensunday #sidemenfc #YouTubeAllstars

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO THE GYM👋 next instalment of the #greetersguild @TheGymGroup #troyhawke #justiceforjan #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋B&Q vs Danish B&Q👋(Silvan) #Denmark holds up a rather unflattering mirror #greetersguild #troyhawke #janmolby #bandq #silvan

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO THE DANISH B&Q👋 The Greeters Guild visits B&Q’s Danish cousin, Silvan, to check for a family resemblance. I’ll let you be the judge #greetersguild #denmark #copenhagen #troyhawke #bandq

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋POP-UP CO-OP👋 Kendal Calling! (Part 1) @coopuk @KendalCalling @JanMolby latest instalment of the #greetersguild #troyhawke #coopuk #kendalcalling #justiceforjan #janmolby #ad

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@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO THE NATIONAL GALLERIES OF SCOTLAND🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 latest instalment of the #greetersguild @NatGalleriesSco #troyhawke #hardart #edinburghtattoo #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

7 months

‘You have a fabulous wingspan!’ latest #greetersguild shift at Jet in Catterick #troyhawke #jet #catterick #ad #jetlocaluk

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

Tony…I listened to your audiobook whilst training for a boxing match in February. The sacrifice, the honest self-examination… I then got sparked out in the second round in a nightclub called Envy after windmilling for 5 minutes but it wasn’t your fault. Never stop never change

Tony Bellew

@TonyBellew

2 years

Brilliant! If you ain’t smiling on your way into work after listening to him then you have a problem with yourself! Man just makes me smile! 🤣👌🤣 Grealish had no idea what was going on.. 🤣👌🤣

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO WESTFIELD LONDON👋 Bespoke greetings @westfieldlondon (with a bonus ad-hoc shift at The Guest Services Desk) #westfieldlondon #greetersguild #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

🏎️’SHOULDERS BACK TOTO!’🏎️ #greetersguild adventures in The Paddock courtesy of @f1 and @wbuxtonofficial at #AusGP in Melbourne #MaxVerstappen #lewishamilton #totowolff #troyhawke

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Troy Hawke

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2 years

👋POP-UP CO-OP👋 (part 2) @LatitudeFest @coopuk #greetersguild #troyhawke #coopuk #latitude #ad

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3 years

🎉SCOUSERS ON LOCKDOWN

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋GREETERS GUILD👋 🎉CELEBRITY AWARDS🎉 (3rd and final part) #troyhawke #greetersguild #justiceforjan

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@TroyHawke

2 years

👋STUDENT NIGHT AT MEADOWHALL👋 Mingling with bright eyed freshers (and others) @lovemeadowhall visceral display of affection for the student community #greetersguild #troyhawke #meadowhall #lovemeadowhall #sheffield #ad

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@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO THE AMAZON LOCKER👏 The #greetersguild set up a red carpet at an @amazonuk locker to make people feel like a big deal for #PrimeEarlyAccessSale on 11th and 12th October #waders #lashesfordays #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

👋WELCOME TO THE BROADCAST AWARDS👋 ensnaring celebrities such as Martin Freeman, @therealdcf1 , @amateuradam and @sarker in my web of unsolicited wellwishing

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Troy Hawke

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2 years

👋GREETERS GUILD👋 🎉CELEBRITY AWARDS🎉 (pt 2) (Part 3 Sunday 11am) #troyhawke #greetersguild #justiceforjan

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2 years

👋POP-UP CO-OP👋 (part 1) Preliminary part of pep-talking people at a pop-up Co-Op @LatitudeFest @coopuk (stand down @JanMolby this one was unquestioned. One question that was answered related to the smell of @JackGrealish ) #greetersguild #troyhawke #latitude #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

Well…that happened @MurWalls #wwjmd #janmolby

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@TroyHawke

9 months

‘Call me adorable again I’m going to f🫡🫡k you up’ #greetersguild duties at the press conference for @DAZNBoxing and @MatchroomBoxing #JoshuaHelenius

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1 year

👋AMSTERDAM AFTER MIDNIGHT👋 - Balvert Fruitbar Representing @JanMolby in Amsterdam with the most adorable business owner the #greetersguild has ever encountered #troyhawke #wwjmd #cyclist #amsterdam

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@TroyHawke

1 year

🇩🇰WHAT WOULD JAN MOLBY DO?🇩🇰 I find out in real time what @JanMolby would do at the unveiling of @murwalls wonderful tribute near the Liverpool ground #liverpool #LiverpoolRealMadrid

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 month

‘YOU’RE A WOOL!’ Scouse business event with @ProLiverpool at @TitanicHotelLiv #greetersguild #troyhawke #wool

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

5 months

‘That is some sweet excavating…’ stroll-by compliments in Times Square #troyhawke #greetersguild

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

🤣🤣🤣

Squawka Live

@Squawka_Live

2 years

"For the last time, I don't have a fabulously symmetrical face." 🤪

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

TWITTER: 👋 WELCOME TO YOUR COMMUTE 👋 latest instalment of the #greetersguild pays homage to the brilliant #bullettrainmovie , available NOW to download & keep @SonyPicsAtHome #troyhawke #Ladybug #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋POP UP CO-OP👋 (part 2) @KendalCalling @coopuk #greetersguild #troyhawke #coopuk #wwjmd #kendalcalling #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

OK! Ok. ALL is forgiven @waitrose @JanMolby #justice

John Lewis & Partners

@JohnLewisRetail

2 years

@waitrose @TroyHawke Don’t worry, @JanMolby . We’ve got you covered ⚽😂

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

OFFICIALLY a ‘lad’

LADbible

@ladbible

2 years

This lad's taken it upon himself to add some class to the high street and greet people at all kinds of shops 😂👏 🎥: @milocomedy

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

GIVE IT THE BEANS TONIGHT! #Lionesses

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

🚨GIVING AWAY FREE HOLIDAYS IN GLASGOW!🚨 @loveholidaysofficial enlisted me to give away lip balms, ice lollies and FREE HOLIDAYS to anyone I managed to engage in conversation on a Monday morning in Glasgow (part 2 to follow) #greetersguild #troyhawke #loveholidays #glasgow #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

Educating the UK on @specsavers advanced eye health scans👁️. Do the right thing for your retinas and get them checked! #OCT #AskForAnOCTScan #OCTMachine #TroyHawke #GreetersGuild #Ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

👋WELCOME TO HOME DEPOT👋 the USA’s answer to B&Q as part of #greetersguildnyc #troyhawke #greetersguild #greetersgilch #gilch

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

7 months

‘I’m a 12 and a half UK!’ PART 2 of my #greetersguild shift @jetlocaluk in Catterick #troyhawke #jet #catterick #ad #shoesize

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

9 months

Still my #1 . Never change Evert 🫡 #greetersguild #cyclist #bemoreevert

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

🏰LIVERPOOL CASTLE🏰

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

On #BorisJohnson , related to (not) having Imposter Syndrome from @howardhour (link to full clip below)

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

3 years

🕺SCOUSE NOT ENGLISH🕺

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

11 months

Video to follow #mancity

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

🇺🇸CBS NEWS🇺🇸 short feature on @cbs @CBSNews

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

👋WELCOME TO TARGET👋 #greetersguild shift at Target in NYC as part of #greetersguildnyc #target #targetstore #troyhawke 🚨2 MORE SHOWS IN NYC🚨👇

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

👋WELCOME TO BULLRING & GRAND CENTRAL👋 quick shift @Bullring #bullring #bullringgc #greetersguild

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋GREETERS GUILD👋 🎉Celebrity Awards Edition 🎉tonight 6pm

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

4 months

🙏🤣

Stevo Stonko

@Stevo_Stonko

4 months

Shoulders back! ..... @TroyHawke

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

9 months

🤯OVERTHINKING🤯 ‘St John’s Wort? Alright…’ #greetersguild #troyhawke #kanye #ikea #hollandandbarrett

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

That’s FINE… 2 things…you will absolutely need to run everything by @JanMolby Also should you use these in any official capacity please forward my writing fee to @SFoodbanks Do that, you beautiful false Marxist utopia, and we are FINE

Poundland

@Poundland

2 years

*Takes notes for new slogan ideas* ✍️Wonderful Value and Easy Maths ✍️Can't be beaten for Bits and Pieces Thanks for the visit @milocomedy 😁

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@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO POUNDLAND - tonight at 6pm #greetersguild #janmolby #wwjmd #troyhawke #poundland

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

👋WELCOME TO TK MAXX👋 latest #greetersguild shift @TKMaxx_UK in Newcastle as part of #RedNoseDay on behalf of @JanMolby @comicrelief #ComicRelief

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@TroyHawke

1 year

👋AMERICAN CANDY SHOP👋 fighting the good fight arm in arm with @JanMolby in preparation for my New York dates in December #americancandy #greetersguild #troyhawke #taxwriteoff

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@TroyHawke

1 year

👋WELCOME TO THE SMOKE SHOP👋 quick shift at 6th Avenue Smoke shop maintaining the good name of @JanMolby as part of #greetersguildnyc #greetersguild #troyhawke 🚨IN NYC UNTIL DEC 10th🚨👇

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@TroyHawke

8 months

Well, this happened…

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

🇦🇺K MART🇦🇺 #greetersguild duties in Melbourne at one of Australia’s most beloved stores @Kmart #greetersguild

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@TroyHawke

2 years

👏DANISH METRO👏 shepherding Danish commuters in the heartland of @JanMolby #greetersguild #denmark #wwjmd #copenhagen

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@TroyHawke

9 months

‘Chew up ALL the grass…’ Opening night of the #premierleague Manchester City VS Burnley with @SkySports #Greatestshowonearth #ad #troyhawke #greetersguild

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1 year

🚨TOP 5 GREETER MOMENTS 2022🚨 from myself and non-consensual CEO @JanMolby #5 @JackGrealish

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

3 months

‘I love your Puffin’ stroll-by compliments in Crystal Palace #troyhawke #greetersguild #crystalpalace

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

8 months

You always remember your first…farewell Wilkos! #wilkos #greetersguild #troyhawke

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO ELGIGANTEN (The Danes answer to Currys) @Elgiganten_DK could you please endeavour to return this sweet lady’s crowns? Her refusal to be bowed by consumer politics deserves reward (Copenhagen branch) #greetersguild #denmark #copenhagen #wasthatthequeen

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

HARD concur

LADbible

@ladbible

2 years

More proof, not like we needed it, that Ainsley Harriott is an absolute legend 😂👏 🎥: @milocomedy

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

Jan Molby was the heart of the spine of Liverpool’s midfield in the 1980’s. Find me a more solid unit I dare you. Other than that, apology fully accepted on my part but you may have to reach out to @JanMolby for the clearest conscience 🤝

Waitrose & Partners

@waitrose

2 years

@milocomedy What a faux pas on our part! While we hadn't heard of Jan Molby, we love your passion for enhancing the customer experience and might have just the job for you… how would you feel about a green jacket?😉

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

8 months

AD | ‘Questionable…🤔’ I show the @lutontown players their upcoming @easportsfc Ratings. MASSIVE moment for these chaps #fc24 #greetersguild #janmolby #wwjmd

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

Get in @JanMolby we made Waitrose pay in full for pretending to not know who you were. The circle (that you never left) is complete 💪

John Lewis & Partners

@JohnLewisRetail

2 years

@waitrose @TroyHawke @JanMolby Introducing our newest event space, the Jan Molby room at John Lewis Liverpool 😉 ⚽️ Thanks to @JanMolby for joining us in celebrating the new opening in his honour with champagne and ribbon cutting ✂️

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@TroyHawke

8 months

‘Never stop roguing!’ Giving the people of Manchester a lift with @soreenhq Lift Bars #soreen #troyhawke #soreenliftbar #greetersguild #spinningfields #ad #manchester #b12 #TasteTheLift

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@TroyHawke

1 year

👋WELCOME TO COSY CLUB CHESTER👋 latest instalment of the #greetersguild @The_CosyClub in Chester #chester #ad #cosyclub

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@TroyHawke

1 year

🚨AMSTERDAM AFTER MIDNIGHT - FEBO🚨 part two of the #greetersguild adventures in #Amsterdam at the legendary wall of fried delight, Febo

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

Hey @Etsy and @scribblercards could you remove these as they weren’t crafted with my permission? I’d far rather the money went to @SFoodbanks and @anhourforothers charities from the Jan Molby approved @CleverFerry designs

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

3 years

🎉TRANSLATING ENGLISH INTO SCOUSE PART 1 - ARGUMENTS🤬

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@TroyHawke

2 years

Apologies @JanMolby @waitrose weren’t having it…

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

11 months

🤣’You won us the treble’🤣 @KevinDeBruyne giving @JanMolby and I what we can all agree is massively undue credit #greetersguild #treble #ManCity #wwjmd

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

Sir…your voice implies a life littered with every conceivable type of formative and challenging experience, yet still your eyes twinkle with the wonder of a toddler watching a piñata’s head explode. Never stop never change 💪

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

2 years

I need this in my life so badly.

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

11 months

I will say it right now with zero hesitation… @Kalvinphillips is the nicest man walking this earth…

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO THIS MORNING👋 full clip

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

10 months

🫡 12th man duties with @RadoxUK and @englandcricket #greetersguild

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

3 years

🤗WELCOME TO WILKOS🤗 Throwback to when I showed up @LoveWilko and just started working there

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

11 months

I take ZERO CREDIT for the season @ManCity have had. The idea that my pre-season pep talk (and the aura of @JanMolby floating around the squad like an invisible footballing Mr Miyagi all season) helped them to new heights is risible at best and to be immediately frowned at #wwjmd

Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

👋GREETERS GUILD👋 ‘Welcome to Training Camp!’ @ManCity #troyhawke #greetersguild #justiceforjan

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2 years

🎉WELCOME TO MARKS AND SPENCER🎉

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@TroyHawke

2 years

👋WELCOME TO PRIMARK👋 tomorrow 5pm 👀

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

🚨AMSTERDAM AFTER MIDNIGHT - KOPSTOOT BAR🚨 final part of my adventures in #amsterdam as part of the #greetersguild #janmolby (and yes the @JanMolby card gets pulled in this one) filmed by @terry__020 (LONGER VERSION ON YOUTUBE)

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

1 year

🚨AH LOVE MAGALUF BY THE WAY!🚨 PART 2 of giving away lip balms, ice lollies and FREE HOLIDAYS to anyone I managed to engage in conversation on a Monday morning in Glasgow on behalf of @loveholidays #greetersguild #troyhawke #loveholidays #glasgow #ad

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Troy Hawke

@TroyHawke

2 years

WE DID IT @JanMolby your selfless footballing ethos has now inspired a new generation to put the needs of others first. We still await the apology from @waitrose however #greetersguild #justiceforjan

Comedian turns former Liverpool footballer Jan Molby into viral sensation

Former Liverpool midfielder Jan Molby was big in the 1980s but, having “disappeared off the face of the earth in Britain” has now found himself at the cent...

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