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3 years

73 yr old client, brags about buying Bitcoin at $4k, then…

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I quit my job today, I don’t have a job lined up, and I’m not applying for any. If I haven’t got back to you lately, I will be soon! Let’s see what happens, I’d rather fall flat on my face, then never know!

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2 years

The biggest deal of my career, so far, closed this morning. Want to know how it all came together? Twitter. A guy DM’d me asking to get a beer, we grab beers & he introduces me to another guy. The rest is history, the point? Twitter is a huge resource if you use it correctly.

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While you’re cozied up in your warm house today, remember what & who are keeping you warm… make sure to thank a Landman. Without us, the oilfield hands wouldn’t have any work to do, as the legend always said “no lease, no grease”. #heroes

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3 years

Oklahoma legal descriptions are so much better than Texas, you tell me a Township-Range in OK, I can tell you where it's at in my head. Our system makes sense, I know where 4N-4W is, therefore 16N-4W is straight North. Texas will be like Blk 69, Section 420, Jimmy Johns Survey.

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3 years

White F150, backed in the parking spot, this means I’m a certified oil man right?!

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2 years

What kind of person goes to the car dealership, sees a Honda Ridgeline truck and says ”that’s the one”?!

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3 years

Being Self-Employed - 50% of the time feeling invincible, 50% of the time scared shitless.

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9 months

There’s a 10 acre strip near my parent’s place, hasn’t been touched in yrs & is wildly overgrown. Which lead me to forget about the pond, until I struck out at diff spots. Briar patches & 20 bug bites later, it was exactly like I remembered, been catching hogs here for 16 yrs.

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3 years

I connected with a guy on Twitter a couple weeks ago, we met for the first time at 10 am today. He said he had a deal I could check out, we agreed to terms by EOD, we will close by Monday. That’s the power of Twitter.

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2 years

Only in this biz - signing deeds on the hood of your truck, counter party requests we drink a Coors light at 10:30am to christen the deal.

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11 months

SBA wrote me this letter 6 months ago, just another example of the incredibly thoughtful and generous guy that he was. Always went out of his way to brighten someone else’s day. Praying for his family, rest easy my friend, cheers. @SadBillAckman

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2 years

Men will make jokes about “basic white girls”, how they’re all the same and then move to Midland/Odessa, buy a white Ford truck, ONLY back it in parking spots, & rock the shit out of some PFG shirts while saying “they’re just so comfy”.

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5 months

@atdanwhite Glad to hear your ass is regular again man, that diarrhea you’ve had for the last year was starting to worry me.

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2 years

You know how I know the SCOOP/STACK is back? Client told me to offer $21K/NMA @ 3/16ths, a deal closed in the same section at $19.5K. PE bros putting their vests on and getting after it again!

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2 years

Learned a valuable lesson today, if you’re taking 4 kids fishing you don’t need to take a rod for yourself. Why? Because you are not fishing, you are the fishing hand. You will be getting worms, taking fish off, and fixing impressive tangles, but you will not be fishing.

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2 years

$120 WTI, best Monday of the year, my docusign dinging my phone like a crazy ex gf, and I’ve decided I’m buying a boat for this summer. #LFG

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1 year

Find a company with a CEO & Production Boss(idk actual title) that’s willing & knowledgeable enough to check wells in 3 degree weather, work with them as much as you can. This is a cheat code. @willrayvalentin @Scooter17377341

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3 years

“The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not the mineral rights.” - J. Paul Getty

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2 years

I’m not going to claim to understand it, but what’s going on with fentanyl is absolutely awful. Lost another one too soon, Bear was 24 just bought a house in DFW, crushing it at his job. RIP, I’ll hit some bombs for you kid

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4 months

Some of us plebs are working this week, you don’t become the owner of 0.27 NMA sitting at home.

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2 years

You play video games for fun, I play on DrillingInfo for fun, we are not the same.

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1 year

Ended the day at the pond behind the house, using the Marlin .22 my great grandfather gave me 20 years ago. He passed in 2012, he was a bomber pilot in WW2 & a total badass. Hell of a day, lots of beers & turtles were killed, lots of fun was had. Life is good folks

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6 months

After taking @parkertankus “Generational Wealth - Mineral Rights 101” course, I too am making generational wealth. It’s not everyday you find investment opportunities that kick back $0.50 a month, buy his course before it’s too late!

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2 years

This is what $500k worth of goats looks like

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2 years

Ham > Turkey and it’s not even close!

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2 years

As a landman there is nothing I love more than talking about “the rock”, while having absolutely no idea about “the rock”. I’ll tell you what though, we really like the rock in section 7, the rock in 8 is a little iffy, major faulting.

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2 years

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Pepperoni & Sausage, is the best pizza topping combo & it’s not even close.

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3 years

A few years ago one of my little league football coaches, that I haven’t spoken to in 12 years, randomly posted this comment on my FB wall. At the time I was confused by the randomness, it wasn’t until today that I noticed the date...

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1 year

Hot Take - A nose ring has NEVER made anyone appear more attractive.

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2 years

Dudes that call everyone “boss” are my biggest pet peeve

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2 years

The fact that an Oklahoma Landman just turned $30k into Millions of $ in a year, shouldn’t surprise anyone. Apparently this was the STACK in 2014/2015, so I’d imagine he’s got more experience than you’d expect. Lol Kudos to this cat, he will sell straws of semen for $30k.

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3 years

My mom just locked up her first big mineral deal and I could not be more proud! I’m more excited for her than I am when I close a deal! LFG!

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2 years

It’s honestly crazy to say, but 9 out of every 10 dollars my company has made since August have come from people I met on Twitter. When I first started with an anon account in 7/2019, could of never imagined, now I tell everyone to find their niche on Twitter & dive in.

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3 years

Year 26 was a good one, learned a ton, laughed a lot, and met lots of great people. Here’s to 27, let’s make something happen! For my fellow meat connoisseurs, a black pepper crusted wagyu skirt steak w/ homemade Worcestershire, Rare +, as always. Onwards and Upwards!

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3 years

This Mineral Owner just said, nope I want X per acre, comes out to 24 years CashFlow. Lol goodluck brother!

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2 years

Been on a phone call for over 2 hours, the guy has sent me 32 pictures of sandcastles, fireworks, and were now onto cooking. If he doesn’t sign the PSA, I’m knocking his sandcastles over, tbrh pretty impressive sand castles.

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1 year

All these oilfield hands talking about how cold it is… back when I threw tongs, we worked in -30 degrees, the company man wouldn’t let me wear gloves. He would say if I was working(throwing) hard enough my hands wouldn’t even be cold, these youngsters will never understand.

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2 years

Just had lunch with a friend from high school, 26 yrs old, started a commercial concrete biz 3 years ago. Now he has 50 employees and is doing a job on a Walmart today. I love seeing young ppl get after it, fires me up!

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3 years

Had some minerals go under contract today(different than this mornings deal), the owner negotiated hard af, once we sign the contract she lets me know her dad won these minerals in a poker game. The entry into poker game was $25. Lol she got a good deal to say the least.

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8 months

Last two nights of fishing, I was solo last night(pic on the right), so don’t have better pics. Also on the picture from tonight, notice - 0 arm extension, no pic tricks!

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1 year

Potato wedges are trash and don’t deserve to be in the same category as French fries.

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2 years

Last day of the year seemed like a good day to paper up a mineral deal & catch covid. I lasted 22 months without catching it, tbh if I felt like this in 2019, I wouldn’t think twice about it, would be at work rn. Looks like I have a hot date with excel for NYE, I’ll take it!

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3 years

Buying a 3 series coupe has to be the weakest flex of all time.

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2 years

Two things you never trust, Silver bulls and Tanker bros

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6 months

@atdanwhite Dan, what is your workout regiment?? You’ve got some cobras on you Hombre

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2 years

Someone left this table at my Apt complex for 2 weeks, so I just sold it on FB marketplace for $100. Sorry not sorry

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3 years

Two things - 1. They should put square footage on AirBnb listings. 2. Real estate photographers are magicians, our cabin is awesome, but it’s about 1/3rd of the size you’d think from the pictures.

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6 months

When you receive $11 annual royalty checks, you’re entitled to Landman Friday. With the funds, I was able to buy a salt block for the ladies, they’re happy campers!

Vincent Jim Fazzino

@VJFazzino

6 months

@KP4FREE @parkertankus now don't forget to feed us

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3 years

My mom said she was going to come up for lunch today, I was expecting her around lunch time...

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3 years

Hello, Houston, TX.

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3 years

If your mineral buyers aren't finding deals, IMO they're not making enough calls. My mom didn't know anything about minerals 2 months ago, she's sourced more deals than I have so far in July. It's a numbers game, make the calls.

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1 year

One thing I’ll never understand is buying a 2WD F150.

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2 years

Outside of the fact that Ham tastes 10x better than Turkey, what really makes Ham the superior holiday meat is that it’s much harder to screw up. I can’t recall ever having bad Ham, bad Turkey is an every other year occurrence.

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2 years

The masculine urge to say “it’s not going anywhere” after strapping something down.

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1 year

At a company Christmas party, everyone is in suits/formal attire, except one dude, he’s rocking a Michigan Tom Brady jersey. Legend move, will be becoming friends with him before the nights over.

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2 years

Raining today so I broke out my old boots(square toe), eating some of the best beef jerky you can buy, and washing it down with a tallboy. Great end to Wednesday, let’s finish strong this week folks!

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1 year

If you put this guy @FracSlap in traditional Amish clothes and called him Amos, no one would even think to question it… tell me I’m wrong

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2 years

I can’t see a Sand Box truck without saying "I'm Sand Box! I'm publicly traded money” in my head, it’s literally impossible.

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2 years

It’s 14 degrees, windchill is -2, currently snowing and this guy is out jogging. Can’t help but to think this guy must be a @davidgoggins fan lol

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1 year

Parents are going to a rodeo in Kansas so I’m holding down the Goat Farm this weekend, I plan to crack a beer around breakfast and take care of our ponds turtle problem tomorrow. Everyone is welcome, DM for address, and BYOG

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2 months

@RealPETE2020 What’s your friends phone number?!Asking for a friend

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1 year

@vipetrades2 Those red bottoms don’t pay for themselves bruh

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2 years

Best part of going home, outside of seeing my parents, is the gallon size bags of our families beef jerky! Beats the hell out of store bought jerky

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2 years

If you can find a good deal, finding the money is the easy part. There’s so much money out there looking for a deal, there’s a lot fewer people out there finding good deals. Asset class doesn’t matter, minerals, real estate, storage, you name it.

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3 years

People who rep deals that are literally on EnergyNet, are the biggest clowns.

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1 year

Has anyone killed more mineral deals than Martha from the Mineral Rights Forum?!

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2 years

I’ve never been to hell, but I’ve been to the gym at 5pm and I’m pretty sure it’s the same.

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5 months

First thing you do when you buy a 2WD F150, remove all decals that reference your piss poor decision, and never tell a soul.

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5 months

Happy Thanksgiving from God’s Country! I hope you all had a great day & were fortunate enough to spend time with your family. As I’ve gotten older, it’s become quite clear to me how priceless days like today are. Time waits on no man, remember that when you’re huffing & puffing…

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2 years

Name an owner relations dept worse than XTO? I literally dare you

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3 years

One thing I’ve learned through Twitter, people really don’t like being told to “stay in your lane”. I for one am just a landman, and I’m staying in the landman lane. Y’all have a great Friday and a better weekend, try to behave yourselves, ya heathens.

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2 years

You think Biden is congratulating himself thinking the SPR release worked? Lol

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2 years

Houston is pretty cool so far, I’ll report back

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1 year

Hot Take: If you have to ask social media if you should get a tattoo or what tattoo you should get, you shouldn’t get a tattoo.

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2 years

Found this on my Parent’s fireplace, crazy to think we’ve been doing this goat thing together for 17 years. It’s still one of my favorite things, very grateful to have such a badass dad.

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2 years

82 yr old in Atlanta airport has a “this mask is about as useless as Joe Biden” mask on lmao

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3 years

What a week, seemingly fitting way to end it. Rough front 9, solid back 9, with a birdie on 18, symbolic of my week. Onward and upward folks, also Twitter trolls - open to critiques on my swing.

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1 year

“See the check stub you sent me was from October, we averaged $87.50 WTI for the month of October, we’re at $74 right now. That’s why I can only offer you 30 months CashFlow, now here’s the line you would sign on”

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2 years

Lips were ripped, don’t believe me? Smell my hands! @ChrisBird12344 has one of the coolest spots I’ve seen in Green Country, 10 yr old me would of never left. His boys were eating it up, Great kids, thanks for having me out! Best part? No cell service, the real deal out here.

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2 years

Landmen literally only want 1 thing and it’s disgusting…

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1 year

Papered up 30 acres today, going to paper up another 100 acres tomorrow, raised @willrayvalentin NRI a few points in some units, not a bad week for the kid. Y’all talk shit, I get shit signed, there’s a difference.

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2 years

Check in on your Aggie friends folks

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2 years

If you don’t like chili dogs, you’re a soy boy

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3 years

@Cokedupoptions The CA, was a competency assessment, not a confidentiality agreement.

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3 years

Any good books on the mineral space or on people in the mineral business?! If not, shoot me your favorite Oil and Gas book recommendations please!

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3 years

Only 5 groups behind us and ya boy has the long drive at the A&D tourney in Dallas!

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3 years

Starting Monday off with an executed PSA hitting the inbox, there’s nothing better! Let’s get the hell after it this week!

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2 years

I’m just an idiot who makes cold calls, connects dots, but you meet the right people and that shit will change your life.

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3 years

My mom locked another deal up this afternoon and texted me “let’s get this papered up”. Lol I couldn’t help but to laugh, but she’s catching on! What’s next, White F150? Deal sledz?

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1 year

Khakis & a button up in the sauna, this is what next level commitment looks like.

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2 years

Nothing like the smell of a courthouse vault

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3 years

All the rain the last few months, have paid off for the course, looking pure!

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5 months

I haven’t eaten out in over a week, been cooking at home, but if I’m going to make an exception this is what it looks like.

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2 years

If you had $1-5 Million to deploy right now(your own money), would you buy minerals in OK or WTX? Reasoning?

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3 years

🧐

Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

I despise the “anti-hard work” mantra on tech twitter. When you grow up in the oilfield, all you know is hard work. Missing your kid’s birthdays, missing Christmas, no sick days. If someone comes to work at Digital Wildcatters, they better be ready to work their ass off.

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6 months

Lol considering both his sons are wrestling at the D1 level rn(OU and OSU), and this man has actually fought MMA matches, my moneys on Mullin!

Greg Price

@greg_price11

6 months

Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin @SenMullin just stood up and tried to fight labor leader Sean O'Brien @TeamsterSOB at a Senate Help Committee hearing after reading his tweet where O'Brien says he'd take him "any time, any place."

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2 years

1 hour into Monday and I’ve been called “bud” and “buddy” by a 60 yr old woman, this is not how I wanted to start the week.

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2 years

We’re at the point in the cycle where a Title Landman interview goes like this - “Are you good at math? - interviewer “Yes” - applicant, “when can you start?” - interviewer

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1 year

Receive a text from my mom this morning… lmao It turns out she was talking about Simplifile, a service to electronically file documents.

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