Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️ @FracSlap Twitter profile

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

21 days

How much would you pay for the Calvin vs. WTI pay per view?

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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2 months

Just discovered this corner of the internet where people in Thailand are strapping a 12 valve Cummins diesel on to a small boat and racing. I have never been more inspired

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Uber vs. Private car at Houston Airport this week: Uber -$110 -Waited 20 minutes to be picked up -Driver didn't take toll road which added 1 hour to my drive (I was pissed) - Rear suspension shot, car vibrating violently for 2 hour drive Private Driver -$110 -Showed up 15

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2 years

Must be a coincidence that DefiantLs got suspended after dropping the best tweet I’ve ever seen.

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2 years

An “oil worker” That’s a safety guy, I could tell before I looked it up.

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3 months

Imagine telling your wife you're afraid to get on a ladder because you make $40/hour and then this guy shows up.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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4 years

QUIT MAKING FOUNDERS BILLIONAIRES BEFORE THEIR COMPANY GENERATES REVENUE

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3 years

I’ve got an idea.

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2 years

It’s truly amazing how fast we went from “we’re going to end the oil industry” to “it’s your patriotic duty to produce oil”

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11 months

Pretty bizarre situation of this Lyft catching on fire. I’m driving home from jiu jitsu on the highway, I notice a fire has started underneath the car in front of me. They’re made aware and pull over to the right shoulder, I think they’ll be all good and get out. Except the

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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4 years

When your product doesn’t work yet but you need a video.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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1 month

Used Teslas are so cheap right now it's hard not to buy one. 1) What is the fundamental driver for the prices collapsing? 2) Would you buy a used Tesla with ~40k miles?

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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2 years

If this tweet gets 1,000 likes, I’ll drive around Houston giving out $10,000 of gasoline.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

Don’t worry, it’s offset with carbon credits.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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2 months

Illegal immigrants right on I-10 in the middle of Houston. That's wild.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

11 months

Remember when the Feds shut down the Chinese spy hub in Houston at the beginning of Covid and they burned all of their documents? Just within walking distance of people like Peter Hotez and the largest medical center in the world. We deserve some more clarity on that.

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2 months

Walked over to this food truck by my office last night. After I ordered I heard the guy go up to the cook and say "dude we sold out all our wings tonight, we made $1,700!" Made me smile, love seeing business owners crush it.

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2 years

Sgt. Kendrick Simpo stopped a mass shooting at Houston Galleria. Only had a pistol (shooter had AR-15) No heavy armor Didn’t wait on backup "I had in my mind that I was going to get shot. I just had to bear the pain, I knew it was going to hurt” Respect.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

How can you root against these people?

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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8 months

In fairness to Uber, I just checked the app and it looks like they gave a significant refund since the driver didn’t take the toll roads. But my main issue wasn’t with price, it was definitely the route. That was borderline criminal lol

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8 months

@COL_Tavington how are you going to tell me it didn't add an hour? lol hobby to fulshear via 59/westpark tollway is the quicker route, instead he went up 45 to 1-10, I-10 to 99. In rush hour.

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3 years

I have never felt more attacked.

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8 months

@Feynman_19 Yep. Would rather stay out hotels now for sure

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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9 months

Burning man looks like any oilfield location in Texas and Oklahoma when it rains. A normal Tuesday for oilfield hands is a national emergency for yuppies.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

Oil and gas isn’t dead. Doesn’t matter what you think or what messaging you try to project, the world is reliant on hydrocarbons and it will make up the majority of energy production for the next few decades. Random thoughts ahead:

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3 years

I wore a pink t-shirt to the 40 under 40 shoot lol. Fuck the suits.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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2 years

I was very critical of Bitcoin in 2017. I was a big Bitcoin Cash boi, was buying into all the hot ICOs, etc. Took me a long time to really understand Bitcoin and understand everything else is noise. A lot of people are going through that same journey right now.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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4 years

How it started: How it’s going:

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

6 months

Venezuela military vs. Exxon private contractors Who you got?

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

It’s crazy that Exxon is hated for producing oil But Amazon is loved for using that oil to deliver you small packages daily

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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7 months

The tech industry believed that AI would replace blue collar jobs first. It has become very clear that it will replace tech and finance jobs much quicker. They believed that AI could drive trucks, work assembly lines, and drill oil wells, but somehow didn’t make the

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1 year

Don’t worry California, it will get much worse.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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10 days

I can't believe you can see the northern lights over rigs in West Texas. We need to stop climate change now.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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2 years

How the safety guy looks at you when you pencil whip the JSA

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

As far as the energy transition, @elonmusk gets it. 💯🎯

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

1 year

There are no sick days in the oilfield. No mental health days. Work from home? Nah, you barely get to spend any time at home. I’m thankful for people out there that show up without complaining and work hard to power the world.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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2 years

Maybe we shouldn’t listen to 17-year-old children when developing energy policies.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

@AOC You literally need hydrocarbons to make the refrigerant and insulation in a freezer to keep the ice cream cold. Jesus fucking Christ, Alexandria.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 years

Somewhere out there is a boomer He’s not on Twitter Has been buying storage units all his life Now he can’t figure out why all of a sudden there are 1,000 shitheads competing with him on deals.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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2 years

Blowout on a rig in Arnaudville, Louisiana. Hoping everyone is alright.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

4 years

GM: “This is genius!”

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

The most underappreciated fighters of climate change are all of the dads walking around the house turning off lights and monitoring the thermostat.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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6 months

150,000 miles on my Toyota Tundra and I've never had to make a single mechanical repair. Hands down the best vehicle I've ever owned.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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1 year

Climate models are truly frightening. Texas and Florida under water with rising oceans.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

6 months

This makes me want to spend even more money on Twitter.

@MysterySolvent2.0

@DarkMSolvent

6 months

Elon Musk is melting down on live TV. He just told Disney CEO Bob Iger to “Go Fuck Yourself”!!

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 years

My friends and family were laid off in masses when oil prices went negative. It was just two years ago. I vividly remember the pain and fear. Now those same people and companies are being vilified by the President of the United States. It’s disgusting and weak.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

We should keep banning pipelines like Keystone XL so that we can transport oil by train instead. It’s definitely safer and cleaner for the environment this way.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 years

I love Javier and his work, but I have seen too much misunderstanding of how oil works on Twitter this week. You can’t simply “boost production” Here are my thoughts 👇

Javier Blas

@JavierBlas

2 years

@TheFrackingGuy I´m seriously tired of the "I told you so" attitude from the oil industry right now. It´s wrong, and really misreads the landscape. It´s an emergency. Stop whining. Boost production. It´s $100-plus WTI. If you can not make money at these prices, you should not be doing oil.

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1 year

"Sir, they're catching on to us bombing the Nordstream pipeline" President Biden sighs deeply, "Release the UFOs"

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

7 months

My favorite content on tik tok is this dude flexing as a petroleum engineer. "Quick Euro stop" 🤣

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

We went from “energy independent” to OPEC’s bitch pretty quick.

*Walter Bloomberg

@DeItaone

3 years

*WHITE HOUSE WILL CALL ON OPEC+ TO BOOST OIL PRODUCTION: CNBC

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

Rig crew saves the rig from burning down. Experienced a “kick” of gas – Got their TIW valve stabbed on top and closed to control the well. You can imagine the feeling of the guy wrenching the valve in knowing the well could blow at any second. Calm under pressure 💪

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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4 years

Kid is home from school sick, watching youtube and playing video games. Spoiled ass kids don't know about staying home and having to watch Jerry Springer and The Price is Right for 5 hours.

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2 months

One of our employees from Mexico has never had Texas BBQ, so we took him to Pinkertons. Changed his life 🙏

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

Realest talk I’ve heard from a politician on oil and gas. Enough of the grandstanding by idealists. @ByronDonalds you just earned a fan.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

2 guys die in a Tesla crash in Houston last night, neither of them in the driver seat. Took 32,000 gallons of water to put the fire out.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

I don’t think this is a troll account lol.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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1 year

@tommatzzie That’s the joke

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

4 years

Football teams are worried about Covid but don’t care about brain trauma lol.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

4 years

Someone said this is Meal Team Six 😂😂

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

Everyone talks shit about Texas *runs out of gasoline* Everyone:

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 years

I quit my job 4 years ago today. No income. Limited savings. Wife and 3 kids with no health insurance. Just cowboy AF.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

4 years

This exchange is the funniest thing I’ve seen on Twitter this week. Never meet your heroes, kid.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 years

Demonizes the oil and gas industry Uses a gas stove That’s fucking rich

Elizabeth Warren

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2 years

Success!! This year I did NOT set the marshmallows on fire

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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11 months

Two Teslas watching an ICE burn

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 years

Kind of a bizarre situation today This young man comes up to my house scared saying that he’s afraid a girl is going to come kill him. He tells me he’s autistic and asks for help calling the police.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

3 years

The oil pipeline in California was dragged 100 feet across the ocean floor by a commercial ship. We must end shipping now. Stop the boats.

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1 year

Tech Workers: "I can't believe I have to work in an office" 19-year-olds in Kansas:

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

What Does a Roughneck do on a Drilling Rig?

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

1 year

My first rig crew had a white neo-nazi covered in Swastika tattoos A Mexican guy with ties to a cartel And a black dude on parole for violent crimes We were very progressive with diversity and inclusion in the oilfield 15 years ago.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

Seeing all of the socialists on Twitter blame the Pemex fire on capitalism is the chef’s kiss 🤌 The ignorance is astounding.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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1 year

I got hustled so hard a few years back that I actually respect the guy for it. I’m in Barnes & Noble in the business section scooping up some books. Guy walks up to me and asks about a book that’s in my hand. We talked about it and he seemed like a cool dude, so I gave him

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

I haven’t got over Chamath saying he was early in Amazon 20 years after it was founded.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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3 years

@brianstelter We’re about to witness the biggest ratio this site has ever seen.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 years

If you were laid off in tech, the oilfield is hiring.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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Bunkie Perkins

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2 months

Had to be done

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

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@ZacSolomon Lots of tech PMs grinding hard in this pic

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 months

Big tech companies like Amazon are becoming energy companies. Amazon just acquired a nuclear-powered data center for $650 million from Texas co. Talen Energy. This comes a month after Amazon locked down a 100MW agreement with a wind farm in Oregon. We are reaching a point of

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1 year

Called a junk removal service and two 20 year old kids answered while they were at the gym. They got to my house an hour later with two pickup trucks and busted their ass. Said they started flipping used furniture and people started asking them to remove junk. There will

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Guy sends me this message looking for an opportunity in the oilfield. Got him on a coil tubing unit within 15 minutes with the help of some friends. A positive attitude is more valuable than experience.

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2 years

Swear to god I thought this was an Onion article. The thumbnail, text, everything.

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@FracSlap

2 years

If you drive by my house, don’t worry about what I’m doing back here.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

2 years

Want to see the prosperity that oil and gas has brought to Ohio? Check out the premiere of our new documentary followed up by a live AMA with Toby Rice, CEO of EQT. Register for free 👇

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3 years

Inside look of an oil well. They discovered lost pump equipment that no one knew about.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

1 month

I have been told that wind turbine blades are now recyclable. By recyclable, they meant ground up into pieces and burned with coal to make cement ☠️

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

4 years

Welp.

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Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

11 months

I skipped college because I wanted to become the biggest Oilman to come out of Texas. Tall order. In high school, I was fascinated by building internet businesses, but when I graduated in 2008, the Great Recession was in full swing and I didn't really know what to do in life.

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We had our first kid at 19, had our third by 26. Wife pretty much raised them by herself while I worked in the oilfield, we didn't take a single vacation in our 20s and took the risk of building a business with mouths to feed. Not once did we ever think to get on Twitter and

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3 years

Should have known Robinhood would do something shady when this guy showed up on TV looking like this.

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@FracSlap

11 months

My dad had to be taken to the ER last night, where they discovered he had a tumor. An hour later, my father-in-law, who has dementia, went missing. The reality of life is that it's fucking tough. During difficult times, do you think your family wants a man who is overwhelmed

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3 years

I met a guy today that has 42 kids. Still trying to process that.

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10 months

Bloomberg claims LNG cruise ships are emitting methane. Gets called out by a methane mitigation professional for using a camera that detects heat only, not methane 🤣

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These oilfield hands can make $200k+ per year. Andy walks us through his job and shows us how this $1 million Wireline truck is used to log and frac oil wells.

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Journalists want student loan forgiveness while oilfield hands with no degree make $200k/year. Learn to frac.

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Bad energy policy and misguided activists have led to this problem. Full stop. People are getting a hard dose of reality on energy production and realizing how critical it is to society. The oil companies didn’t cause this.

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The hero we need

INVESTMENT HULK

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6 months

FINALLY SOMEONE TELLING THESE WHACKJOBS WHERE NYLON COMES FROM.

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3 years

People out here thinking Jerry Jones controls the price of nat gas ☠️☠️

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3 years

Dallas Cowboys' owner Jerry Jones has raised prices on natural gas in Texas and is making a killing off Texans Why is this not a bigger story?

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4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I have never met an individual that is wealthy from day trading.

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3 years

Couple of days ago I made a tweet talking shit about no solar generators being sent to New Orleans. Then I saw a nonprofit doing just that, so I’m headed out at 5am to help them set up solar micro grids and see what it’s all about.

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