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Changing my new years resolution to not watching any UFC apex main events above 170lbs
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Luke Thomas๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
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The Axe Murderer remains the greatest MMA nickname of all time.
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Some of the nastiest and most disrespectful shit I've ever seen
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Alexander Volkanovski and Arman Tsarukyan using reverse/standard butterflies to get the fuck up from underneath Islam Makhachev. Craig Jones did his homework
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That's just fucking kickboxing
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Cameron ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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IF UFC Banned ALL Grapplingโ€ฆ What Challenger would become Champion immediatelyโ“ Heres mine.
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Man how the fuck did this guy beat Robert Whittaker
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I made a better poster
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Your official #UFC300 poster! We're counting down to April 13!!
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clean reactionary duck under to double on the fence
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@MichaelaOkla no they used to text you on your blackberry or send you spreadsheets via carrier owl
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So funny lmao game the system and you will get gamed back
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It's funny - what Jack Slack wrote about Volk is 100% true. You come into range thinking you're safe but he's already switched stances and you're unaware of the new shots he's given himself. He changes your range by stance switching. Lead leg denotes true range and he abuses this
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An 8 second master class in setups, stance switching, baiting and reading
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An 8 second master class in setups, stance switching, baiting and reading
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Cruz commentating over his own loss to Cejudo and you can guarantee there will be some Keith Peterson slander - the man is so petty
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I am going to walk into the fucking ocean
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I may unalive myself if Rob loses to this man
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Like fucking clockwork
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@BSP_rj @Thereisnocat_ How the hell can you make that out through all the jpeg
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DC was so hench. Chaining inside trip to bouncing opponent off cage to a lat drop all because of the overhook
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Lmao Craig explaining Dan Hooker's explanation of eating a headkick in round 2
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I still love Francis Ngannou because I'm not a little bandwagon bitch who changes favourites depending on who's winning
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I may unalive myself if Rob loses to this man
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Also this isn't new or secret - he taught a class at bangtao and told them to do exactly this
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An 8 second master class in setups, stance switching, baiting and reading
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you've heard of doubling on jabs, now I present to you doubling up on eye pokes
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This is some actual bullshit
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wtf craig jones?
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Turned his head to mitigate the blow off the cross
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@JackSlackMMA give him a break it's hard to find sparring partners when they all died during feudal Japan
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Catching up on yesterday - Brian Ortega hit a cool rear ezekiel/arm-in and Craig Jones had a nice part of his power ride instructional on the arm triangle to rear ezekiel chain you can do from top
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Craig Jones is the biggest menace in the southern hemisphere. Casually hitting Jay Rod with one of the most embarrassing submissions, the ezekial choke, 5 times in a row
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Double your lead hands like Bobby's jab slip and lead hook combo. No one in the world of MMA expects the hand that just tried to hit you, to try and hit you again
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If Alexander Volkanovski loses this weekend I will be personally holding Luke Thomas responsible for manifesting the over 35 curse
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I love reddit because you get comments like these on mainstream subreddits saying that Craig Jones has bad choking technique
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forgot Tony held Charles in a wrong side buggy choke for over a minute lmao
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@MichaelaOkla it's true otherwise they wouldn't have mentioned blackberries in the bible
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Dustin Poirier on if jumping guillotines were apart of his game plan #UFC299
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See everyone hates Dillon Danis but who else do you know fought Khabib on 3 seconds notice
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not a fan of body shaming but lord Jamahal Hill gets fat outside of fights
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When countdown labels Matt Sera as just 'Sterling's jiu-jitsu coach'
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Perth remains classy with the "Islam's a wanker" crowd chant which I totally forgot about
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1 year
Leon used smart JJ transitioning from a half guard to z-guard to butterfly half to stand up against Usman. One thing that wrestlers do is throw in a turk - I.E. hook the half guard ankle and lift to stop them from getting up. A counter to this is the knee lever sweep
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If you want to show someone why heavyweight MMA is a joke here is a 14 second clip showing you why
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Classic Aldo with the counter knee to a level change then a knee-hinge low kick check
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Thank you Mayra for saving us from a 41 year old Holly Holm title run with a ninja choke lmao
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cool
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Low IQ performance, very annoying especially after all the good things Craig Jones said about him
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Interested in Brazillian Conor/Michel Pereira who can apparently showboat with a Kani Basami
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Israel Adesanya and the blinding 1-2 ft. Alex Pereira and Bobby Knuckles
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This armbar has got to be the most embarrassing thing I've seen in a while
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We do a little octopus guarding๐Ÿ™
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This is a great story. Not because it's inspiring, but because it shows a million $ business bro couldn't even make more than $65k USD in 12 months with prior experience and education while cosplaying as homeless thus showing that hustle culture is a bullshit step out of reality
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Look at this guy. Heโ€™s a millionaire who went homeless as a social experiment. His goal? Prove that anyone can make $1M in 12 months with just a phone. The story of Mike Black and what happened next:
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Rare Craig Jones tap. Nicky Ryan is probably my favourite grappler. Knew Craig was going to go for a sumi gaeshi as soon as he felt the butterfly and did an anticipatory cartwheel pass to scramble. Don't know what the back take is called but the sprawl into sit was cool
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@holy_schnitt @MichaelaOkla what about if it was azula, do I need to go to more therapy sessions
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Craig Jones and his butterfly sweep or sumi gaeshi. If you pressure his butterfly half guard you'll get swept. If you don't, he'll get head height and sweep you anyway.
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If you want to show someone why heavyweight MMA is a joke here is a 14 second clip showing you why
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Joe "he hurt him" Rogan in response to uppercut arm punch in clinch
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A super exciting 135 grappler - I will be watching his career with great interest
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Following Volk's great escape I think most people were too shocked to remember what happened next. He used intelligent Mexican Ground Karate to take advantage of Ortega's habit of diving on all-or-nothing submissions when he's unable to pin someone
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Volk taking a blueprint given by Khabib and integrating it with his early career strategies. A basic look showing top full and half guard pinning tactics to land damage and wear down the clock in a dominant position
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Poor guy barely got 10 seconds with him before he got sidelined lmao
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@holy_schnitt She must have been thinking ab this for a long time because a lot of this was oddly specific
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Dude that hook was quick af lol
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People having a meltdown over this because it's a bit camp makes me like Payton Talbott even more because nothing stimulates my jellies more than MMA fans getting riled up over fighters doing traditionally feminine things
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KYLE๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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The future of the BW division ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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notice where Cannonier is in all of this? Not with his back to the fence waiting and resetting constantly when things don't go his way
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Just how good is Jared Cannonier ๐Ÿ˜‚ I did think Sean edged it kinda but it was close
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In honour of Francis' win today, I present to you the best cage side body lock defence known to man - the kimura
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Rewatched round 2 because fuck watching any Holly Holm cold open. 3 minutes of Jack wailing on him with sparse responses from Hafez followed by Jack jumping the guilly and sat on in half guard with no damage for 2 minutes. Genuinely baffling how you can give Hafez round 2 at all
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A basic look at one tactic used by Merab to shut down Yan's offense and make him defend the whole fight
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We thought they would be the ones. We thought this was the new generation
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Underrated MMA Performances
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Guram โ€œGeorgian Vikingโ€ Kutateladze(12-2) vs โ€œQazaqโ€ Damir Ismagulov(23-1) UFC Fight Night Austin: Kattar vs Emmett Requested by @LimsworthAux
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I'd like to introduce you to my favourite all or nothing defensive strategy against the cage clinch: the harai goshi, uchi mata, ashi guruma and o guruma - or defensive cage throws
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After rewatching the Weidman x (Bruno) Silva fight I for one am shocked at how Chris Weidman could have possibly eye poked Bruno Silva 4 times - it's just such an unlikely thing to have happened. Surely one of the mysteries of all time
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Dominic 'cauliflower ear is swelling of the ear to protect our brains' Cruz
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Rener Gracie charging $3000/hour for 42 hours to give expert witness testimony in a BJJ negligence case then giving an inaccurate 'expert testimony' has me simultaneously thinking that he's scum while respecting his talent of parasitically sucking $ out of any situation
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It's not that Boxers are scared of MMA or that they can't do it. It's that there's no incentive to do a more taxing sport for laughable pay. Opportunity cost of learning boxing over MMA at the top end favours boxers comfortably. 6 months of Sprawl trainingโ„ข๏ธ
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My take on Anthony Joshua in MMA: He's a big athletic fella who hits really hard and seems pretty coachable. I'll have any of those you've got please We must never forget that Big Francis first got into the UFC with takedown defence that amounted to "put your chin in his eye"
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Osoto gari/outside trip - pairs greatly with a 1-2 setup on a same stance opponent
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Still the most brilliant osoto to occur in the octagon
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@MMAWretch From memory, GSP hit a great one against Hendricks
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I just want this shit to end tbh lol it's such a bad look for the sport
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Grounded knees would give grapplers and wrestlers more tools and opportunities to dish out damage in side control, against the fence, and north/south would become a horrific position again. Unified rules basically makes it useless. Strikers benefit less, by and large, not more,
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Sasae tsurikomi ashi is my favourite judo technique to say
@UFCRosterWatch
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โœ… Fighter added: Kyler Phillips
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@hourly_shitpost Since an American probably made this:
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lmao
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I'm almost sick of these brain-dead comparisons of people who can't tell the difference between orthodox and southpaw
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Full Violence โ„ข
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The opening for the headkick on Volk was shown in the Max rematch, Islam even landed it in the first fight but didnโ€™t actually land the KO blow like he did in the rematch
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Jumped 5 gillys, lost them all, took hella damage and finished the fight with 2 right hooks. Vintage Dustin performance tbh
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Anthony Hernandez subbing a very tired ADCC and IBJJF worlds champion Rodolfo Vieira with a seated arm triangle/kata gatame. Can be setup from front headlock or my preference - top turtle
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If you had told me this would be the case 1 year ago I'd have reported you to @MMADumbTweets
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ESPN MMA
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Sean Strickland will face Dricus Du Plessis for the middleweight title at UFC 297 in Toronto, Dana White announced Monday.
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The issue with handfighting so much is that it takes your lead hand away from home and leaves your lead leg unprotected lol
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This transition is so cool. Reconsolidated on the roll-through rather than fight a potential hitch hiker escape on the armbar. In MMA Chokes > Joint locks
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Cradle from deep half lmao
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A small look at the 2 on 1 Leon used using Khabib as a case. You prevent them from locking hands on the rear leg for the single, and wide base stops the double. Can't take the back cause you can't join hands for the body lock meaning you let them out on the open angle if you try
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how quickly the world has forgotten the battle demon that is Petr Yan
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Hot take: Ilia topuria is the only mma fighter who could compete in professional boxing
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This is so funny
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So much going on. You can chain a single leg defended by an underhook into a knee tap then re-shoot once the underhook is gone. A limp leg is good outside single defence until they run the pipe and you fall over and now your back is exposed. Love Gamrot's and Fiziev's grappling
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@RafaelFiziev @bulletvaIentina @tigermuaythai Dude I fucking love when fighters get into an argument about technique efficacy
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what the hell this was actually a great takedown? from a heavyweight? other than DC or Jones?
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I'm actually a pretty big fan of GM3 - he does some cool stuff like this armbar attempt from within a front headlock. Also got a good guillotine
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Craig Jones just submitted Gerald Meerschaert in Polaris
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See stuff like this doesn't happen at the low weight classes
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Izzy has had a rough time lately seeing his friends lose in heart breaking manner. For his flaws and public controversies you can see he really cares for them and has immense loyalty to them
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LA Rร‰ACTION Dโ€™ISRAEL ADESANYA AU KO DE JOSHUA SUR FRANCIS NGANNOU ๐Ÿ˜ข
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@JackSlackMMA I hate how there's actual technical reasons why Sean won that you'll talk about on the pod yet I just don't want to fucking hear them because of how stupid this divison is
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girls we've been through this
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Sean handed his jacket to Merab and he didn't even realise lmao
@HelenYeeSports
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1 year
Aljamain Sterling vs Sean Oโ€™Malley next #UFC288
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This is one of the few things that I'll say is truly a special of the Caucases - the split leg drag on the fence with the inside wrist ride. Makes it impossible to turn in to face your opponent so you can only turn face down and give up your back
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lol
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