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Actor, filmmaker and vlogger. "If it costs your inner Peace, its too expensive" 🌿🌾 PEACE!!! :) 🕉️

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Just a shout out to all the conservatives that are now obsessed with me, I don't read any of your shit 😂🤙🏽 I post, I go away for a month and then I come back and post again. Nobody is interested in your uneducated responses, thanks for the free rent in your head though 🙌🏽🙌🏽.
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New Zealand has a weird amount of anti mask people considering we arnt being asked to wear masks.
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If we made Aotearoa New Zealand our official name, not only would we be higher on the country list when shopping online, but we’d also be slightly higher than Australia… and how satisfying would that be ;)
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@JAMNPP It’s actually stop start animation. She basically just stayed in the same spot slowly moving once every 2 months over several years. By the final frame 30 years had gone by. Such dedication.
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If you’re a millennial like me and measure how long ago things were by what meme was out, Sad Keanu is 11 years old.
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Recent survey shows 87% of kiwis are in favour of vaccine mandates. 87%. New Zealand isn’t “divided” on this issue. In fact there are very few issues in this country where kiwis are this United. Almost 90% of us agree on this one thing. That’s huge. That’s not “divided”
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So New Zealand is now run by people who don’t care about the poor, disabled, indigenous, women, renters the climate, science or students… cool.
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In terms of gangs in NZ, I would argue that men in suits have caused more harm to this country than men in patches.
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Fixed. Don't you ever walk my streets with dumb signs thinking I wont edit them. I will make your signs inclusive and considerate whether you like it or not. #wellington #Newzealand
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I have around 30 comments on my tiktok from Americans confused that it’s winter in NZ when it’s summer where they are and around 95% of those comments are from people living in Texas. What the hell is wrong with the education system in specifically Texas?
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So I took the natural skin color from around his eyes and applied it to the rest of his face and took away the comb over. So I guess this is what donald would look like if he was poor... what am I doing with my life? #TrumpsTrueForm #Trump
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I’m seeing a lot of the same people that hurled verbal abuse at Jacinda Ardern, everytime she spoke, are now suddenly all about “protecting women and what they have to say” after Posie Parker got shut down. Funny how that works huh 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@ShansAshley I don't mean to flex but here's us in New Zealand on the weekend.
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Out of all the Animorphs she had the worst transformation by far 🤦🏽‍♂️ lol
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Won’t wear a mask though 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Imma just drop this here so you can see the video that the “protesters” are claiming is “harassment and bullying” 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Quick Reminder, last year David Seymour leaked the Maori Vaccine access codes despite studies showing that maori were a high risk community. He ignored information given to save lives because those lives were Maori. When it came to other high risk communities he took no issues.
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It sickens me to see how many New Zealanders use the phrase “taxpayers” as if Maori aren’t.
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To anyone who actually believes Chantelle Bakers lie that the police started the fire by kicking over a generator- The closest cop was about 20metres away, generators dont catch fire if they tip over and if you think you can just kick one over, youve clearly never tried lifting 1
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PSA: I am Jordan Rivers. There is an ‘S’ in my name. I am from Wellington. I am not Jordan River (no S) from Auckland. I don’t know who that is but please stop tagging me in whatever beef you have with him. Here is a picture of what I look like, to help you tell the difference.
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Protesters: “save our children!” Also protesters: Forms an angry mob outside a school and attacks a parent in front their kids. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Auckland mayor to raise Auckland rates under Nat/Act GOVT. Probably the most sense I’ve seen this man make.
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Australians protesting the non-mandatory vaccine... I repeat Non-mandatory. Literally no one is making you get it... what are you protesting??
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@fanvaxstudios 1/2 It's actually quite bad. Dialogue clunky, Characters explain their traits instead of showing, The aliens only change skin while Cpt M is looking at them, the music she listens to came out after she left earth, she's rude to every male, they under cut Sam L's scar story...
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It’s 2023 and New Zealand just entered their trump era 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Imagine being soo racist you can’t eat chocolate because the packaging has indigenous words lmao 🤣
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@fanvaxstudios She needs a ship that can move at light speed but then she just moves at light speed, she suddenly knows how to fly, The flashbacks of her overcoming adversity are literally just moments of her falling over with men nearby, She shoots a jukebox to show she isnt a badguy but...
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This is our fkn PM 🤦🏽 I hate it here
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In other kiwi health news 98,000 New Zealanders quite smoking this year! We’re now 85% smoke free and we’ll on our way towards our 2025 goal of being a smoke free country. Wooh good on ya NZ :)
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Shop owners in Auckland complaining that their shop has been temporarily red stickered, because of a tower that may fall on it during this cyclone is next level. "Its just stupid, the towers been there for years, its fine" - Actual quote from shop owner.
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Given Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon is an adaptation of his StarWars movie pitch im just gonna predict right now that everyone is gonna edit the swords out and put light sabers in as soon as any footage is available.
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@fanvaxstudios And none of these points have anything to do with Brie Larson as a person... Who disregarded her stunt team by lying and saying she did all her own stunts. But thats besides the point.
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That’s my mayor! We did it :) congratulations @MissWhanau
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@FilmEasterEggs I feel like this is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for Easter eggs, pretty sure this is just how they framed it for the story.
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The irony of Protesters saying that the trouble makers in their crew “don’t represent the majority” but then not being able to see that, that’s what the rest of New Zealand has been saying about them 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@fanvaxstudios and many argue that Tony stark is just as cocky and thats true but in Ironman they use that cockyness to show growth as he learns his ignorance has lead his weapons being used against innocents. Capt M doesnt have this moment. She goes from thinking shes great to knowing she is.
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And this was PART 2 they wanted taken down. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
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@fanvaxstudios it doesnt explain anything and Sam L just goes along with it, in the extended cut she uses her super strength to hurt a human to show power and at no point does she ever learn anything. Shes cocky from the start and ends cocky to.
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I noticed some spelling mistakes amongst the protesters signs today I decided to fix them. So glad they got to speak their truth. #graphicdesignismypassion #wellingtonprotest
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The same bank that warned Liz Truss not to go through with her plan has just warned National and Luxon just says he “disagrees” 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Just throwing a Snow ball into hell- I mean some facts on to twitter
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If we're honest with ourselves, making judgments about people based on their generation is about as legitimate as judging them by their star sign. let's be real.
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Hey @chorusnz yesterday I stayed home again because your technicians told me I needed to be home for the install but they never showed up. This is 5th time they’ve done this and the 5th day of work I’ve lost. Y’all wanna just tell me how to do it myself?
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@DukeOfShade Tbf male politicians will straight up where the same suit for every occasion in a 20 year long career lol
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@jk_rowling You’re really just gonna straight up pretend like she doesn’t bring out Nazis where ever she goes. If what you’re saying or the way you’re saying it makes Nazis feel safe, then you’re not not the good guy.
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Just in case you weren’t aware of just how ridiculous the Imperial System was.
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I think it’s important to point out that the people outside parliament, calling everyone else in NZ “sheep” are also the ones that are currently eating and sh*tting a field surrounded by hay 🤷🏽‍♂️ #Wellington
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Imagine being so far down the conspiracy rabbit hole you actually think Luxon is in anyway good at his job 😂😂🤦🏽🤦🏽
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@JordanRivers_NZ He’s fabulous. Such a step up from Cindy 💙
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HOT TAKE: The success of Alien invasion movies depend on our fear that aliens would treat humanity the same way colonizers treated natives. The fact they they're regarded as scary films, shows that people do in fact understand the horrors of colonization.
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Wait… is the cross on Hot Cross Buns meant to be THE Cross? As in the crucifix? The torture/murder machine that Jesus was nailed to after being whipped and then stabbed on? Infront of his mum?… and we just put this on some buns?
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@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Presidents and family members have literally been assassinated in the past. I'm not even American and I know this. Google it.
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Its been years since I last owned a bunch of conservatives on my twitter page and I had totally forgotten how weird it is talking to them lol ME: "Luxon is spending too much tax money on himself" THEM: "Go back to Palistine!" ME: "I'm Samoan" THEM "Jacinda Lover!" 🤦🏽
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Luxon out here with the prepared “hey kids I’m hip to” line 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@shelikessharks We have a whole bunch of penguins that do that to. When there's no land predators, there's no rules 😂
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Not just one of the best Prime Ministers but one of the best leaders I’ve been lucky enough to see in my life time. A leader that showed empathy is not a weakness but a strength. Sad to see her go, but glad she’s able to get the rest she so very deserves.
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My new hobby is going to the "Lets Get Wellington Moving" page and leaving really positive and encouraging comments, just to piss of all the grumpy old men that think bikes and good public transport are "Woke" lol
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Why is this GOVT so focused on destroying our environment for oil and gas exploration, and why is Nicola Willis finance minister? The answer, Old Money. @Spiderfhoof
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And here's a clear one so you can make your own! :) Its like a coloring in competition but for stamping out bigotry and toxic masculinity. Fun for the whole flat! :)
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Look, I'm wearing my mask till the pandemics over, regardless of what mandates go to. There are people in our community that are immune compromised and I just cant bring myself to pretend like that's magically changed overnight. Being comfortable < Being responsible.
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@screenrant Ugh we just got Jk Rowlinged
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Blows my mind how many bootlickers are in my comments prepared to ignore the massive inconsistencies of the National party because of their own confirmation bias.
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LUXON lying on TV about his own tax plan. $2 a week for minimum wage earners, while Luxon will get $349 a week. PARTY VOTE: Labour, Greens or Te Paati Maori for a GOVT that actually gives a damn
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@MIAuniverse @elonmusk You used to be cool, now you're that awkward uncle that everybody wants to keep the microphone away from at a wedding. "Hey Greg look! there's cake! you should go over there, away from the stage"
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#GoTheFuckHome 🤦‍♂️
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This is the most Emerdale I’ve ever watched in my life. Why is England soo dark? These people got their lights on during day scenes! No wonder their ancestors colonised a bunch of hot countries, they were cold. #COVID19nz #PressConference
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Shout out to people for not correcting my grammar on here. I’m dyslexic as fuck, so proof reading does nothing cause I see it correctly even if I haven’t written it so. People that think correcting grammar is just a cute quirk make it really hard for people like me to take part.
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It’s worth noting that during this evacuation, police found several tents were completely unoccupied. Meaning “protesters” were setting up extra tents to make the convoy seem bigger 🤦🏽‍♂️ #wellington
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Nearly 6000 Wellingtonians so far have signed up as volunteers, to help clean up after the “protesters” when the space is available. That’s almost 20 times the amount of people that actually made the mess in the first place. THIS is Aotearoa.
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Cases of long covid now are as common as 1-5 and more prevalent in Pasifika, disabled and MAORI communities. This lines up with the stats and information that David ignored. This world has suffered enough at the hands of leaders who think they know better than professionals.
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Ill never understand why people keep thinking National are the party of economics, not a single economist backs them and yet boot lickers will defend them every election 🤦🏽
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Shoutout auto correct I just told everyone on Facebook to remember that it’s almost time to fill in their cervix 🤦🏽‍♂️ Census people, CENSUS.
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CONFESSION: About a week ago I rotated my microwave 5degrees further south and have been continuously microwaving noodles in the direction of the protesters in a bid to give them “Covid like symptoms” so they’d go home. But they figured it out, they’re just too smart. I’m sorry.
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@enews That was so shitty of Kimmel to play that without warning. Acting is hard, theres a lot of pressure involved in the art and this was a private moment and what looks like an anxiety attack. This should never have been presented in the way it was. Shame on @jimmykimmel
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Day three of photoshopping the Bane mask onto Christopher Luxon
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Aotearoa, New Zealand, we must cut all ties with 🇮🇱
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“Protesters” this morning: “Think of the children!” “Protesters” by 4pm: *Set fire to a playground* 🤦🏽‍♂️
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I'm already getting bashed my conservatives so may as well make some sick photoshops of luxon while I'm at it 🤌
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@ShansAshley I mean this in all love by the way, I'm more just flexing on Australia lol. Hope ya'll are keeping well and safe over there. Peace from across the map ❤️
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@afr0samucry The Avengers side would really just be Ironman helping Hulk and Thor. Everyone else would be dead in seconds.
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Huge thanks to David Seymour and Winston Peters for helping cause today by manipulating and pandering to violent individuals in a hostile situation for the sake of a few more votes. Well done 👍🏾 @winstonpeters @actparty @dbseymour gutless.
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@TheRealStanLee @DisneyCruise Can you change your Twitter name to Fan Page? its weird
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"Who said it: Kanye or Hitler?" Garfunkel And Oates 2009. This video is 13 years old.
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In light of people falsely tagging me instead of another guy named Jordan in their angry tweets, I wish to share this Airb&b review as a character reference. Mama didn’t raise no bad guest. #RepectfulAF
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@RobTelford5 @fanvaxstudios Lol I also didn't like how they just do all the world building in the opening scene on the train. Even though Carol would already know that stuff.
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Bullet Train is another example of why “Critic Ratings” are useless and destroying the industry. It’s damn good movie for the genre it’s in, it’s fun. It isn’t ground breaking or political, it’s just really really fun. But people won’t see it cause critics rated it soo bad.
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@hitRECordJoe Time traveling back in time is really only fun if you're white, otherwise it's like "oh cool, this is worse"
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Luxon is the slimiest most dishonest politician I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing in my life and he will run this country into the ground before taking his payout and being like “whoops” before jetting off with John Key 🤦🏽‍♂️ VOTE to keep this POS out.
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
2 years
They actually did it. They're now playing James Blunt.
@JamesBlunt
James Blunt
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2 years
Give me a shout if this doesn’t work. @NZPolice
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
4 years
@raceputte @Reuters She's been primo is yet already for 3 years and it been great. What are you basing your statement off?
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
2 years
I love being able to answer tough questions from overseas followers. I’m here to educate 🙌🏾
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
7 months
Judith Luxon out here
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
2 months
Absolutely living for all the angry conservative abuse I'm getting in defence of Luxon 😂😂 these people spend so much time on twitter they genuinely think other people must care about comments from strangers as much as they do 😂😂 Its twitter, I post, I close the app 😂😂
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
2 years
All my videos about the protest (I didn’t even make mean ones) have all been mass reported for harassment and bullying by the very people claiming to fight for freedom of speech 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ nice 👍🏾
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
1 year
I’m soo fucking done with these people 🤦🏽‍♂️ ya know what libraries really aren’t a place for? Grown adults peddling bigoted political bullshit, in front of children, because of propaganda they heard on Facebook. THATS what I want to protect our kids from.
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'Distressing': Auckland library closes after protesters target drag performer's storytelling

The event was part of Pride Fest Out West, and involved dancing, songs, and stories.

www.nzherald.co.nz
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
1 year
People protesting drag queens, conspiracies about a fucking cyclone, anti trans BS in the US, NZ media re-packaging the Parliament protests to push the latest doco, David Seymour being a c*nt, the housing crisis, and Liz Gunn spiralling. That’s my whole Twitter feed. I’m out 👋🏽
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
2 years
Every image or video you have of a “protester” being violent, inciting violence or committing any criminal act is important evidence that can help police identify and hold these people to account for their actions later on. As onlookers thats one thing we can do to help.
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
6 years
This shall be my first tweet. Thank you @RobSchneider
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
2 years
Day one of photoshopping the Bane mask onto Christopher Luxon.
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
2 years
Regardless of announcements today I’m still masking up and I fully respect and even preference any business that chooses to keep such precautions. The virus is no joke, I’ve had it and it kicked my ass, I can only imagine the damage it would do to an immunocompromised person.
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
2 years
Meanwhile in New Zealand we are literally watching this patch of lawn grow back. Its actually really nice.
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henry cooke
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The Parliament law is (slowly) starting to grow back. Photo from @RobertKitchin2
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Jordan Rivers from Wellington
@JordanRivers_NZ
3 years
@SylJayKay I feel like this is 100% not what people wanted lmao and for that I'm sorry but, this is them. Still took me 7 years to get all 4 but still, that's not bad lol.
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