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Chris Difford

@chrisdifford

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@chrisdifford
Chris Difford
1 year
Terry Hall, a man of few words verbally but so many great words in song. I always admired and envied his sweep of the pen. Take care on the steps above young man.
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Chris Difford
1 year
One of the very first tours we did was supporting Dr Feelgood around the UK, today I saw that Wilco Johnson has passed away. His Telecaster playing and movement on stage inspired me, I loved the way he strutted around making the songs fly like darts to a musical dart board.
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Chris Difford
1 year
This is such sad news. Any boy with a Telecaster will feel the pain of his passing today
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Wilko Johnson
1 year
This is the announcement we never wanted to make, & we do so with a very heavy heart: Wilko Johnson has died. He passed away at home on Monday 21st November. Thank you for respecting the family's privacy at this very sad time. RIP Wilko Johnson. (Image: Leif Laaksonen)
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Chris Difford
6 years
26 years sober today. It gets tougher everyday as the heart lives in the clouds while trying hard to keep my feet on the ground. Today a Poetry Festival in Ledbury, that should help! @…
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Chris Difford
3 years
I want to move to Scotland
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Chris Difford
2 years
Acoustic stage guests today include Yungblud and Micheal Eavis plus a surprise . See you there. Cd #yungblud
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Chris Difford
6 months
Top man thank you
@RonSexsmith
Ron Sexsmith 💙
6 months
Listening to Squeeze's "Eastside Story" album RD
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Chris Difford
2 years
Black cabs on the Mall pay tribute how deeply moving
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Chris Difford
1 year
I would like to thank everyone who posted about my birthday, thats so kind of you it means the world to me. Its a funny old place the internet but I think I feel closer to my chums than ever.
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Chris Difford
10 months
Excellent choice
@RonSexsmith
Ron Sexsmith 💙
10 months
Listening to Squeeze's "East Side Story" album RS
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Chris Difford
4 years
we had one of these, it was on one of these I first sat and spoke with Glenn, from that seat the rest of my life unfolded
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colin spencer
4 years
Who Remembers.
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Chris Difford
3 years
Hats off all round
@glenntilbrook
Glenn Tilbrook
3 years
Wham bam thank you ma’am. Thank you, thank you, thank you #NHS and wonderful volunteers. #Pfizer the appetiser. Can’t wait for those implants to take over my brain! Don’t jibber jabber get a fab jab as soon as you can!
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Chris Difford
5 years
How could this be? in the same week... Mon 14/10 - Squeeze at Cork Opera House Tues 15/10 - Paul Carrack at Cork Opera House Thurs 17/10- Jools Holland at Cork Opera House
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Chris Difford
3 years
Where are our musical giants with no voices sitting on nice cushions at home too tired to stand up for the musicians out of work @HelpMusiciansUK
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Chris Difford
4 years
#MeAt20 Hippy dreams
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Chris Difford
4 years
‘Some Fantastic Place’ remains one of our greatest songs, and when the NHS Lewisham and Greenwich Choir sang it on stage with us on Blackheath I felt the tears on my fret board. Stop gathering in large numbers and…
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Chris Difford
6 months
@TaylorMod thats made my day thank you x
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Chris Difford
6 years
On Blackheath. 1973 outside this pub I first met Glenn Tilbrook and Maxine Barker. I was nervous. My life has been defined by that one meeting, children, marriages highs and lows. Amazing…
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Chris Difford
5 years
'Life's what you make it', so sad to hear the passing of Mark Hollis, bless the heavens above.
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Chris Difford
5 years
40 years ago I was a 29 waist, I was on Tele I was mincing about. One song like a sun warms the rest of your days on earth. What a great band what a journey. 40 years ago I was smokin a…
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Chris Difford
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This story lifted my life and started up the lawnmower of words that had been resting in the shed. Thank you Danny.
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Danny Baker
4 months
Love this shot I got. Glenn Tilbrook and @chrisdifford reacting to Peter Kay while visiting his dressing room on Cradle To Grave. (For which they provided the soundtrack).
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Chris Difford
4 years
Sorted
@thethirdumpire
Third Umpire
4 years
Clapham Junction... Lyrics painted on the beams of the pub... @Squeezeofficial @chrisdifford
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Chris Difford
4 years
Top of The Pops, now those were the days. Old Grey Whistle Test, those were the days. These are the days. Look at this call sheet and be as surprised as I was to see the hairy cornflake. Jools and I waved wanker…
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Chris Difford
5 months
Thank God and well done chaps
@MusicWeek
Music Week
5 months
Charts analysis: Madness score first ever No.1 studio album
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Chris Difford
5 years
Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin
@billybragg
Billy Bragg
5 years
Now over 5 million signatures to revoke Article 50!
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Chris Difford
7 years
Some Fantastic Place: My Life In and Out of Squeeze
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Chris Difford
1 year
@Tim_Burgess he taught me how to strum
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Chris Difford
4 years
61 shows and it’s gone in a flash like life itself. What a tour of memories and magic carpet travels. Thank you to our wonderful crew thank you to the fans, thank you to our loved ones who miss us while away from…
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Chris Difford
6 years
What an incredible moment in my life. Thank you NME. Him and me back in the day.
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Chris Difford
7 years
A year passes by, like life itself.
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Chris Difford
3 months
They called me backward but I came forward in the end, I hope.
@BytesDyslexia
Dyslexia Bytes
4 months
So this was a dream come true. I finally asked @chrisdifford of @Squeezeofficial if he'd agree to talk about his #dyslexia , how it relates to #creativity & #addiction , and what #school life was like. And like the absolute gentleman he is, he agreed!
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Chris Difford
4 years
Tonight Squeeze would have been playing at The Hollywood Bowl with Hall and Oates, had the virus not got in the way. I send all my love to all of those people who will miss the show this year. I wish you health and…
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Chris Difford
6 years
The image of this World Cup for me. Empathy and love. lessons for us all in these mixed up time consuming days. Well done England. Proud.⚽️⚽️ @ London, United Kingdom
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Chris Difford
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I know how he feels! Bummer.
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Chris Difford
5 years
40 years ago this came out and my life forever changed. Tonight my tour with Boo climaxes in Islington London. It’s been a deeply moving week for me, thank you for being there and allowing me to cough at you from the…
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Chris Difford
5 years
It’s been a busy year, 104 shows a new house 34,000 miles on the clock. Amazing kids and Mrs, a pencil to sharpen health and happiness and much more of the same in 19. #themarksmanpub
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Chris Difford
6 months
‘Not Only…But Also’ is not just a look back on 50 lyrical years, it’s a journey that asks, What Happened? What happened to all those years and mates I grew up with before I formed a band? I hope you enjoy this new show for 2023-24. Dates and tickets at
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Chris Difford
2 years
Happy Christmas it’s been a bananas year but it’s been fun. Thank you everyone who took part in keeping our stages lit Love from Mr and Mrs D.🥂
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Chris Difford
5 years
65 young man, im right behind you...love from the road.
@ElvisCostello
Elvis Costello
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If 65 is this good, I can’t wait for the rest. Thank you to all my family and friends for their love and surprises
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Chris Difford
2 months
One of the best days of my stage life thank you
@delamitrinews
Del Amitri
2 months
After a pretty tough week for everybody who loves JC and Del Amitri, let’s go into the weekend with what it’s all about - the music.
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Chris Difford
5 years
I know that song!
@curtisstigers
Curtis Stigers
5 years
Currently listening to
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Chris Difford
6 years
What fun! So thin and innocent in paradise
@Squeezeofficial
Squeeze
6 years
#TBT 41 years ago this week on 7 June 1977 Squeeze played a Silver Jubilee concert outside The Bell pub in Greenwich. Photo by Jill Furmanovsky. #ThrowbackThursday
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Chris Difford
5 years
As festivals go this is a hot one. Robert Plant, The Foo Fighters, Hall and Oates, and some band from South London who were joined by Dave Grohl on drums for Coffee in Bed! A hot show in ever sense of the word. 93…
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Chris Difford
2 years
Thank you that’s uplifting
@DD_Photos
DaveD
2 years
Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrook - one of the best songwriting partnerships this country has ever produced at @fdarena last night with the mighty Squeeze. @chrisdifford @glenntilbrook @Squeezeofficial
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Chris Difford
7 years
39 years after the release of our first album ‘Squeeze’ we are about to begin studio album…
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Chris Difford
10 months
I’m playing some intimate solo shows in 2023, celebrating the last 50 years, telling stories and playing songs from Squeeze and my solo albums over the years. Tickets for all shows are on sale now, all the dates and ticket links at my official website
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Chris Difford
4 years
Happy New Year. One day at a time life brings joy and focus on all the small things, never fear the big things. Nurture , nature, peace and love. A few strums and some Chocolate cake could be the recipe for serenity…
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Chris Difford
5 years
Having a birthday away from home is hard on the heart, Mr Tilbrook celebrates his 62nd today here in Chicago. Happy birthday wishes from a bunk on the other bus. #glenntilbrook #squeeze #chicago #virgo
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Chris Difford
4 years
Amazing spirit
@NHSMillion
NHS Million
4 years
If Coronavirus thought it could damage the morale of NHS staff, it had better think again 💪 Please RT if you’re glad to have these lifesavers on your side WE WILL NOT GIVE IN!
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Chris Difford
3 years
Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat" "We smoked the last one an hour ago" So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine And the moon rose over an open field we’ve all gone to look for America
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Chris Difford
5 years
She's a wanker?
@ThatTimWalker
Tim Walker
5 years
Almost six million sign a petition. A million march. Opinion polls show a majority for remain. Why doesn’t May care?
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Chris Difford
5 years
Happy days!
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Chris Difford
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@VirginRadioUK
Virgin Radio UK
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50 years later, a 5p postcard and a cameo from Jools Holland... @Squeezeofficial have had an eventful 50 years! Watch the full interview from the Chris Evans Breakfast Show with cinch here: #Squeeze #VirginRadioUK @chrisdifford @glenntilbrook
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Chris Difford
4 years
Handsome chaps
@packetofthree
packetofthree.com
4 years
Hurry! - Only a few days left to get 'Recorded Here: The Early Days of Squeeze' photo book.
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Chris Difford
5 years
Liverpool I could live here. Such great people football and live music. Thank you for tonight it was bliss! #thebeatles #kendodd #liverbirds #cillablack #merseyside @ Philharmonic Hall, Liverpool
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Chris Difford
5 years
I feel full of joy, it has been fantastic this last few nights, glad you like the set...more to come....
@radioboris
Boris
5 years
I’ve seen Squeeze too many times to count through the years and last night’s show was one of the very best. What an incredible set list by @Squeezeofficial - @glenntilbrook and @chrisdifford are still at the top of their game and the band was on fire. What a show!
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Chris Difford
4 years
"What's the difference between an aeroplane and a Theatre. Why is it safe to fly six a breast to Greece but not safe to sit in a theatre? I don't understand that." Nicholas Hytner, former artistic director of the…
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Chris Difford
6 years
Happy New Year. One step closer to the comfy chair. Love and health to one and all in 18. xX @…
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Chris Difford
3 years
Such courage so inspiring her story I feel humbled by what I have read today about her passing. God rest her sweet soul.
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Chris Difford
5 years
Such sad news the passing of Barry Masters lead singer with The Hot Rods. His constant energy and kindness helped us as a young band get through a very long tour in a transit van. Fond memories. #earlydays #touring
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Chris Difford
1 year
I miss Gilson and Keithy, this video I have never seen before im amazed and so pleased to see it. What a guitar solo, what a band, and we still are. Wow. Squeeze - Sunday Street (Official Video) via @YouTube
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Chris Difford
3 months
Happy days
@prodnose
Danny Baker
3 months
Me @mrsmarshmellow and Suggs, in some bar, feeling no pain sometime in the 90s.
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Chris Difford
5 months
Sending prayers for a gentle journey up through the heavens a powerful lady full of gracious recovery and love. 🙏
@Annabel_Giles
Annabel Giles 💙🇪🇺
6 months
A message from Annabel’s children x
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Chris Difford
6 years
Wanker
@RobertMaguire_
Robert Maguire
6 years
Moments after saying he received "a very nice" and "very interesting letter" from Kim Jong Un, Trump said he hadn't actually opened the letter.
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Chris Difford
9 years
Squeeze: how we made Up the Junction http://t.co/9lHyJQP0pG
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Chris Difford
8 years
Iv come across the Desert to greet you with a smile!
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Chris Difford
6 years
My Mum and Dad always let me watch the Likely Lads. It was my first introduction to banter and…
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Chris Difford
4 years
Well I never! The last two appearances at the garden I have little recollection of, but thank God for sobriety I will certainly remember tonight. Hall and Oates are such lovely people this is a very special tour, songs…
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Chris Difford
5 years
I will. Legs up with a book and a drink.
@CampBestival
Camp Bestival
5 years
@chrisdifford Rest up and take it easy Chris, love CB🧡
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Chris Difford
1 year
@wilkojohnson Oh my, such an incredible inspiration for us all, and such a sweet man.
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Chris Difford
8 years
Squeeze rework lyrics to criticise Cameron during Marr Show performance
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Chris Difford
5 years
My 8th Christmas with Mrs D. How lovely. Coffee, Church, walk in the park lunch, presents and a nap. A good day. Candles, car Hoover and a book on musicals, she knows me…
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Chris Difford
4 years
A fire side chat from my garden shed in the heat of lockdown most enjoyable thank you gentlemen
@rockonteurs
Rockonteurs
4 years
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face...and then I listened to the latest episode of #Rockonteurs with @chrisdifford available now @garyjkemp @guypratt
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Chris Difford
8 years
My lovely Cissy graduated today, im so proud and happy for her Xxx
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Chris Difford
6 years
On Blackheath. 1973. I first met Jools Holland on this bench and have admired his talents and ambitions all of my life. A bench mark for all good friends. #boogiewoogie @ blackheath-tea-hut
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Chris Difford
4 years
A chance to reflect and feel sad about the tour that never happened, today Squeeze would have been driving around America with weeks still left on the road. Sad for everyone involved, the crew the band the bus…
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@chrisdifford
Chris Difford
4 years
Nile Rodgers in my garden shed tonight! I’m excited.
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Chris Difford
4 years
Ah the youth of today
@ElvisCostello
Elvis Costello
4 years
In the footsteps of giants. #blackpooloperahouse #looknowuk2020
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Chris Difford
6 years
Foo Fighters in London. Such an inspiration, I want to be in the Foo’s when I grow up! @ London Stadium
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Chris Difford
4 years
The first time I flew to America with Squeeze cost 50p. Today it’s slightly more. I was so excited, a Sony Walkman and some cassettes, a bag of sandwiches and a beer. That’s all it took. Simple days of early touring…
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Chris Difford
4 years
Well done BRIGHTON
@brightonargus
Brighton Argus
4 years
A live shot from #Brighton beach taken seconds ago. Well done for staying away everyone!
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Chris Difford
1 year
Number One!
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Chris Difford
4 years
When I was a young boy I watched men fly into space for the first time, I stayed up late and was so excited. I even kept a scrap book. Tonight I watched again in awe as two men flew back into space. 2020 a space…
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@chrisdifford
Chris Difford
4 years
Tonight Mathew I was that bloke from Squeeze playing to a sold out show at The Minack Theatre, social distancing dancing and strumming. A long drive but great to be on stage with friends and faces in a crowd. Zoom…
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Chris Difford
4 years
It’s extremely hard to image a world without live music and theatre, it’s beyond doubt a crisis. Our government needs to step up and help open the doors lift the curtain and turn on the lights for the sake of…
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@chrisdifford
Chris Difford
4 years
So am i....all the hits and more!
@halloates
Daryl Hall & John Oates
4 years
We are counting down the days until we hit @TheGarden with @Squeezeofficial and @KTTunstall ! Tickets are on sale now!
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Chris Difford
4 years
Pete Townsend told people in the audience at Charlton Football Ground in 1974 to ‘F*ck off ‘when they started fighting, tonight a fight broke out at our gig and I followed his wise words with…but be careful on your…
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Chris Difford
4 years
My brother Les passed away 13 years ago in a hospital bed in Tunbridge Wells, he should still be alive today. He contracted C. difficile on the ward. He survived his whole life with a broken valve in his heart, but…
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Chris Difford
1 year
I’m right made up.
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Chris Difford
4 years
After all these years I finally got a Rolla. Forgot to order the Walnut dashboard and leather interior. I worked flat out all last year as well. They say the grass is always greener and I guess that’s true, maybe in…
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Chris Difford
5 years
She saves my life has my back and walks with me in tenderness and love. I feel blessed I have such a loving wife. I’m the tricky one, the omelette difficult to flip. @ Clubhouse Virgin Atlantic
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Chris Difford
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I'm taking my 'Not Only…But Also' solo show to the USA this April for a few special dates over a long week. Tickets for all shows will be on sale from 1 March. Dates and links to all upcoming solo shows are at
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Chris Difford
6 years
On Blackheath. Another milestone in my life playing just up the road from where it began. Thank you to all the fans and all the very many members of Squeeze down the way. Tea anyone ? @…
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Chris Difford
5 years
My mum dreamt of nice things, my Dad worked all the hours under Gods roof, it was a simple life. Today 65 years on and nothing seems simple, everything seems fused together and often complicated. All that maters in…
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Chris Difford
5 years
Proud parents, 64 years pass and this picture holds more love than one lifetime could hold. I could cry seeing such a simple image, how confusing life can become, too deep to ever…
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Chris Difford
4 years
Tonight a few songs with Steve Nieve on his Facebook page, please see what he is doing it’s creative and fun. Elvis Costello sang two Squeeze songs to top the night off. Amazing. Inspired I’m thinking how I can do…
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@chrisdifford
Chris Difford
4 years
Happy New Year grammars everywhere, be kind and good to yourself at all times. One day at a time life brings joy and focus on all the small things, never fear. Nurture , Nature, peace and love. A few strums and some…
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