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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
5 years
I once saw a sign in front of a coffee shop that said something along the lines of "create what you want to see in this world" so here you go.
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@JoeLongBalls
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if this shit pops up in your town your rent is about to triple
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blogTO
2 years
This new cafe in Toronto is proudly anti-capitalist ☕️ #Toronto #TorontoCafe
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@JoeLongBalls
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guy responding to "how's it going" severity scale not bad = bad can't complain = weeks ruined it's going = worst day of life yet another day in paradise = said while purchasing cigarettes for the first time in 2 years ahh, you know = will be driving home in the wrong lane
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@JoeLongBalls
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I say this without cruel intentions, but I think about half of these things are just a symptom of being bored and ya gotta be careful with what you call autism on a website full of teenagers all to eager to self diagnose something off of some quirk they might have
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@JoeLongBalls
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2 years
POV: you're the Elden Ring boss who was giving me a hard time a few hours prior
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@JoeLongBalls
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2 years
what will saint peter say to you when your time comes
@Sansoo_1
Said 🍇
2 years
Twerk contest between Fubuki and Makima covered in oil, who’s winning?
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@JoeLongBalls
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2 years
notice how the funko collector has to put himself in the frame, this is the key difference. He is an icon of consumption and narcissism. The gunpla collector does not insert himself, he says "look at my little dudes I made" humbled from sanding nubs and placing the eye stickers
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What's the difference
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@JoeLongBalls
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5 months
What the fuck is that wojak, we gotta vaporize your ass for this affront to God
@discord
Discord
5 months
baldurs gate sweeep!!!!!!!!!!!!! let’s GOOOOOOooOOOOooooooooo
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@JoeLongBalls
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2 years
>arrives >announces nothing >doesn't elaborate >leaves
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@JoeLongBalls
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2 years
minor Elden Ring Spoilers this game is the funniest fucking game ever
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
7 months
overtaken by uncontrollable laughter imagining the aisles littered with fucking chicken bones
@realest2solid
𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭 ✍︎︎
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If they sold these in theaters instead of popcorn I’d be happy
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@JoeLongBalls
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I spent years absolutely convinced these washers would obliterate you if you walked into them, what a fool I was
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@JoeLongBalls
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3 years
this is some fucking x files shit
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@JoeLongBalls
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I've been saying this guy is secretly the ultimate lifeform
@Dexerto
Dexerto
2 months
Tyler1 went from a beginner to becoming one of the top 1.5% of chess players in just 8 months
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@JoeLongBalls
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2 years
considering the M&M thing was a distraction tactic for child slavery I can only wonder what this is about
@nypost
New York Post
2 years
Minnie Mouse is ditching her iconic red dress for a pantsuit
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
3 years
the funniest thing about this is judging by other men in the photo it doesn't even look like a costume party
@WeAreCanProud
Canada Proud
3 years
A new photo of Trudeau in blackface has leaked. It’s time to end the international embarrassment. Only Erin O’Toole can stop Justin Trudeau.
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@JoeLongBalls
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those who want shorter games with worse graphics are real quiet all of a sudden
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@JoeLongBalls
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10 months
discord and an unemployed friend
@Dexerto
Dexerto
10 months
What is the best streaming service?
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@JoeLongBalls
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He's trying to get her back so bad
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@JoeLongBalls
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1 year
IT'S REAL
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@shadowknightdk
Shadow Knight
1 year
This is genuinely insane
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@JoeLongBalls
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why are we shitting on the guy for doing what like every dude on earth wants to do when left alone for 20 minutes
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Kai Cenat's stream setup for 'Ghost of Tsushima' is insane
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@JoeLongBalls
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8 months
I was laughing at this thinking "man gotta be brutal if you try bringing a girl over and gotta walk through Condemned 2 to your room" but then I saw the room itself and it was like a perfect cherry on top to this lunacy
@crazyclipsonly
Crazy Clips
8 months
Dude shows his super sketchy apartment
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
1 year
A second animated panic attack has hit theaters
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
11 months
every single trailer on earth is just dramatic swelling music, cut music, snarky comment, music picks back up
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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The first trailer for the live-action ‘ONE PIECE’ series has been released. The series releases on August 31 on Netflix.
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@JoeLongBalls
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American race relations crumbled when we stopped making movies like these
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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in 2033 video games will cost 130 dollars and just come in their own external hardrive you have plug into your PC
@IGN
IGN
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Baldur’s Gate 3's 122 GB download cannot be preloaded.
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@JoeLongBalls
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3 months
Have you considered that Kuma is a jolly creature of the woods and Kazuya is a dickhead who spends all his money on shoes
@TheSoulRequiem
Joshua
3 months
So I was watching a video about the lore of Tekken and you're telling me this nigga Heihachi cared more about a fucking BEAR than his children 💀💀💀
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@JoeLongBalls
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my understanding of baki is that it's so insane I never thought to question that it may have been photoshopped
@interesting_aIl
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@JoeLongBalls
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yeah something horrible was happening in the office the week this was greenlit
@OWCavalry
Overwatch Cavalry
7 months
All #Overwatch2 scenes in 'Perfect Night' by LE SSERAFIM ✨
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@JoeLongBalls
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We could probably fool these guys with halo 2 footage at this point
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@JoeLongBalls
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americans couldn't behave for rick and morty chicken nugget sauce and scalped pokemon cards to the point actual kids couldn't buy em anymore we aint ever getting no novelty donuts
@impossiblyeve
✦ eve ✦
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other countries get shit like this meanwhile we get fucking travis scott burger
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@JoeLongBalls
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10 months
the doctor hitting the hardest sieg heil never fails to make me laugh
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don't you guys miss when republicans were reasonable
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@JoeLongBalls
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you launch a thousand video essays and this is how they reward you
@Wario64
Wario64
3 months
Spec Ops: The Line has been delisted from Steam still available on Xbox Store and other PC 3rd party stores
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they're both right because they were both clear about their intentions about what they want the player to experience
@LookAtMyMeat1
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Which way gamer man?
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@JoeLongBalls
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2 years
imagine what twitter artists could create if they converted the energy they used on hating one another into finished pieces
@Kreamsodas
Boods⚡| BLM
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"Yeah I'm a character designer" The designer in question:
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New Yorkers when they leave the state for the first time in their life and find out everywhere else on earth has pizza, convenience stores, and homeless people.
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a couple years ago the post would be "just found out that you can use the water as cover if you dive enough" now you get "DEVS PLEASE RETROACTIVELY UNDO MY LOSS IMMEDIATELY"
@TheBoiSantana
NUK3S Santana 🇵🇷
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yo @SHGames @RavenSoftware please look into the water, it seems when they dive to a certain distance you can no longer shoot them?
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That's right, Kakarot. Wholesale. I've got 15 steaks in the freezer and a pallet of Gatorade. Maybe one day I'll let you come along and you can have one of their famous hotdogs.
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@JoeLongBalls
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isn't the bit here that this guy gets whooped for this crappy "her personality :))" answer and the other kid is honest and real for saying he likes big asses
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@JoeLongBalls
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7 months
crowbcat fucking did you guys in
@facejester84
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7 months
I thought I was experiencing dejavu, like a glitch in the matrix. Lady on the 1st floor is the exact same npc as the lady on the third floor. Same room, same lady, same timing. #PS5Share , #MarvelsSpiderMan2
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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half the qrts on this one
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@peachlybeloved
b r o o k e *:・゚✧
11 months
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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you gotta be out of your mind acting like the internet police while making your avatar 4 feet fucking tall
@RDMFAILRP
RP Player L’s
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Outlaws told to stop roleplaying as outlaws on RDR2 RP
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@JoeLongBalls
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lets all take a moment to thank the big man upstairs that portal 2 did not come out in 2019
@LegoRacers2
Liam
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Portal 2 is the kind of media work that feels like it came out a little too early to be properly appreciated. You guys woulda gone crazy for Cave Johnson if it was released in 2019
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@JoeLongBalls
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Me beaming the racist Ducktales theme into your mind
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@JoeLongBalls
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okay how's this for the worst fucking pitch you'll ever hear. Comedy open mic at an anime convention
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@JoeLongBalls
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skibidi toilet for 20 year olds
@postingneco
Neco Arc Posting
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Neco Arc orders at McDonalds! I wonder what she'll order? Credit goes to @gakidx ! #NecoArc
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
10 months
Cena gets into character and we all forget he's a CCP shill for a few hours
@MrBlackOG
Mr Black⁛
10 months
Who's the better actor John Cena or The Rock
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@Dexerto
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A company is selling full-scale replica of the Dark Moon Greatsword from ‘ELDEN RING’ for $459
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@JoeLongBalls
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UH DID YOU KNOW HISTORY ACTUALLY SUCK CHILDOOD RUINED LMAOOOO shut up dog
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@GaterHouser
ray of torchlight
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both knights and samurai were armed thugs who protected their class interests with extreme violence but hey i was 12 years old once too
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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any excuse to bust out this edit
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@sweepswoop_
Myszka 🌤️
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Why do I like this panel a lot
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@NevisX0
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What is the coldest manga panel in history??
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@JoeLongBalls
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2 years
what this really means is one woman sent a guy she met on tinder a cashapp request after a bad date and he ignored it but they wrote a whole article about it
@nypost
New York Post
2 years
'The d-bag tax': New York women are charging men up to $3,000 for failed relationships and bad dates
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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it's so funny how "mental health" became a predatory industry similar to cosmetics, shit never stood a chance it's just yoga now
@m8ss3ducti0n
masseduction
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this video is like my favourite thing. imagine being on the ledge and getting handed this 😭
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@JoeLongBalls
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I'm always 20 steps ahead, the world is simply a part of my game
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@OWCavalry
Overwatch Cavalry
1 year
The team are "actively" discussing adding a transgender hero to #Overwatch2 🏳️‍⚧️ “I can’t talk too much about our future development plans for any of our heroes. Definitely know that’s something we think about and talk about,” says Jen Stacey. 📰
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Blue archive is an insane thing to look at from an outside perspective since it appears they live in a woman's only hyperborea where everyone carries a tacticooled out rifle to school with the goal of just hanging out
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some say the world is a dark place but I live in it, and we can get within a year of one another get an excellent old school godzilla movie thematically, and a godzilla movie where he uppercuts a fucking giant crab and command throws it
@sleepiestZilla
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???
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@JoeLongBalls
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I'm witnessing some insane revisionism of the public perception of the incel and it is blowing my mind
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@JoeLongBalls
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Remember not to stand close to big Ben right now
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@JoeLongBalls
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5 hours into retirement he once again realizes if he isn't working on a movie he may be forced to communicate with his son
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Studio Ghibli VP Junichi Nishioka says ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ will no longer be Hayao Miyazaki’s final movie. The director has already come back to the office with new ideas for another movie. (Source: @glasneronfilm )
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@AvivaKlompas
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At a performance in Germany, Roger Waters dressed up as an SS soldier and pretended to fire a rifle. How any person with a conscience can pay money to see this vile human is beyond me.
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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the ME!ME!ME! dance pops up on donations this is straight up the apex of gooncaving
@FreZZyFNBR_
𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔷𝔷𝔶 😈
2 months
Alles gesehen
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I didn't think something could bastardize the original but also reinforce the message so effectively
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them being built shlubby as fuck is the fat joke man idk what to tell you
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@JoeLongBalls
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concept: Facility disaster genre threat scale
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@JoeLongBalls
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highschool is still living in your head you aint won shit man
@KmaFr_
₭ma🧣
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this nigga that was mean to me in HS selling his ps4 for $150 on his snap story. I won.
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the audience has gotten too accustomed to having the player character also act as a vessel for themselves and now we get less and less interesting player characters
@stimhacked
Anthony Giovannetti
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What is an *actually* controversial game design opinion you hold?
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zoomers are pretty annoying online but it won't be long until kids who's first memories are watching shit like this start posting
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Damn I didn't know he was chill like this
@ChannelAwesome
Channel Awesome
3 months
To Hell wit Taylor Swift, the Half Time Show, or commercials that haven't been funny in decades. My simple love for the #SuperBowl  has always been the same for years drinking, smoking & eating food that'll take 3 years off my life..oh & if theres time maybe watch a lil football
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I get what she's trying to say, and I get why one would feel that way. But you dont get subcultures of young guys trying to heightmaxx or analyze their cantal tilts in a void
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Billie Eilish says men don’t face criticism about their bodies because girls are nice: “Nobody ever says a thing about men’s bodies. If you’re muscular, cool. If you’re not, cool. If you’re rail thin, cool. If you have a dad bod, cool. If you’re pudgy, love it! Everybody’s happy…
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My understanding of these videos is that it's a kind of cocomelon you put on for a 25 year old when Hasan isn't streaming
@JamesRehwald
James Rehwald
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A capitalist visited my workplace to teach us a valuable lesson
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@JoeLongBalls
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YOU CAN'T KICK ME OFF MY OWN ISLAND. YOU'RE THE UGLY VILLAGERS YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS RAFT
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I'm not religious man by any mean but my understanding of it is that reddit satanism kinda reinforces the idea that satan would present himself as a cool, charismatic, and friendly guy for the purpose of tricking you
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4kids is back baby
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@SerenityForge
Serenity Forge
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Hi everyone, As we approach the launch of LISA: Definitive, we want to address the small changes that you may see in some versions of the game. Check out the joint note from Dingaling and Serenity Forge, here:
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1 year
me at the Korok hate crime tribunal
@ScrewyClassic
Lumin
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The sheer brutality level of Korok torture I've seen enacted over the launch weekend alone feels like it's enough to give merit to virtual hate crime laws
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>An item you listed in the Community Market has been sold >Your Steam Wallet has been credited 0.70 USD.
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if you don't turn the audio on this is just dead rising 1
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How'd you manage to make a worse post than the guy who thinks Japan has no homeless people
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it's kinda weird how mean spirited these teams become when japanese games start winning again
@LavenderGhast
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Developers from Ubisoft and Guerrilla as well as others upset over Elden Rings success.
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WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAVE A "SELF AWARE" DEFLATION FUCKING EVERYTHING
@DinkDaBird
Dinkster250
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ahem, your coal sir
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Im actually furious to be a grown man right now
@Wario64
Wario64
2 years
NERF Halo MA40 Motorized Dart Blaster w/ Halo Infinite DLC skin available on Amazon ($52.99), low stock) #ad
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I've made a joke before how a persona game should make you work with more difficult characters because everyone in 4 and 5 just sucks the player off at all times but persona 3 has that and we're gonna see most people can't fathom the daunting task of talking to a fat kid
@RevivedOziach
Oziach
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Persona 3's social link mechanic kinda undermines its own themes, because if I'm truly meant to "cherish every day I have", why am I spending any of those days with HIM?
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Miguel is Mexican/Irish iirc, he just has a dog in him that we can't comprehend
@AzuGleam
Azu 🇵🇸
1 year
This 17 year old kid from Brooklyn made a grown ass man start galloping into a sprint on all 4s, WHAT DID MILES DO??,,
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excellent way to keep seth rogan from talking during a car ride
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@JoeLongBalls
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"random karen" redditors come to her house and throw food on the fucking roof she has every right to lose her temper
@buckadeath
dane
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It's so funny that some random karen bought the Breaking Bad house and goes ape shit crazy on anyone who stops to take a selfie with it.
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Whoever keeps tricking women into buying mall ninja gadgets for self-defense has got to be stopped
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@JoeLongBalls
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11 months
if you were eaten by wolves in the street people would applaud
@Zari_Wari
Wari
11 months
Eric Yakuza: EEEYIIIKESS! Everyone can see Baka mi-testicles! I anta gotta get some clothes! one particularly mouthy passerby: Holy moly! His weiner is Like a Dragon!
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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when the catgirl with jiggling tits who lives in japan doesn't weigh in on some american issue I became invested in a week ago so I don't know if I should be angry at them or not when they play goat simulator
@MISADERE
💗 MISA! 💗
9 months
VTubers who have a whole-ass platform but completely refuse to engage with any social issues bother me so much. like you are directly engaging in society already by being an influencer??? hiding behind a screen doesn't change the fact that we are ALL human at the end of the day.
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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White history of oppression is having to be associated with unfunny dudes like Ethan
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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"slide in with my dog like megaman" is a lyric you can only come up with if you played it, we don't support jay eazy slander here
@MarioToenails
robothing
8 months
do you think hes ever played a mega man game in his life
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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every once and awhile I stumble into the situation where I gotta explain that donald is fucking funny it doesn't mean I endorse him or anything
@metalgearobama
Kafka, esq. ⚾️
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He’s fucking cooking
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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if you told me this was tuna and I bit into it and learned it was fucking watermelon no one in the restaurant would get to leave
@insiderfood
Insider Food
3 years
This is a refreshing taste on sushi 🍉
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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wow cool video of a giant lizard >Chinese subtitles appear
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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I can't tell if this is a piss take or you're straight up functioning on reptile brain exclusively
@snarkeigh
SNARKYMARKY
1 year
This is so low budget oh my God 😭 And it’s hailed as peak cinema what?? 😭😭😭
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@JoeLongBalls
JoeLongBalls
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additional context has been beating the everloving shit out of you guys lately, great feature
@vegastarr
vegastar
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Be careful what you put in your mouth. Supplements should be your last option. ⚠️
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@JoeLongBalls
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Kinda cool how Master Chief is definitely a borderline psychotic 46 year old virgin whom the UMSC put a friendly naked woman AI into his brain to help him kill better
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@JoeLongBalls
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Dr Pepper has a phd and 23 flavors, you have nothing. A worm in a shadow of the lion
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