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1 year

eating smoked mussels straight out the can with my fingers. theyre all shiny and glistening with oil. im gonna wipe them on your bright yellow rain jacket and smile and struggle to crack a beer cause my fingers are all oily

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10 months

preparing food for someone is one of the greatest acts of love you can ever do and this guy treats it like a cruel joke you will not see heaven

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10 months

I'd actually never speak to them again if someone did this to me. Imagine trusting someone enough to eat their food, only for them to completely violate your boundaries. Gross

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600$ in bank account: oh no fuck goddamn im so broke 20$ cash in my hand: its time to purchase goods

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11 months

uncle weed will have you listening to the acoustic zeppelin songs thinking you should re read lord of the rings cousin weed has you googling "mayan cell phones real" with all the curtains closed and your heart sounding like a jackhammer

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1 year

another successful day at the Facility

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5 months

diner breakfast with the homie is one of the most sacred experiences you can have as a soulful white boy

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6 months

blasting a cig on break here>>>>>

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6 months

Omsk, Russia 🇷🇺

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5 months

dating girls who are smarter than you is the move when you just need a little help with the crossword

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4 months

you wish your gated verb on the snare sounded this good

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11 months

how it feels to go to the breakfast spot

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11 months

Climb to the Monastery, Giorgio de Chirico. 1908.

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4 months

@cancerkidkiller free deli container count your blessings

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1 year

How social smokers look at you before bumming their 6th cigarette of the night

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8 months

both knights and samurai were armed thugs who protected their class interests with extreme violence but hey i was 12 years old once too

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8 months

I sympathize with Westerners who love the samurai. But one of the purposes of my project is to show that those seeking a warrior-mystic honor ethos don't need to look across the world to the Japanese tradition. We have it right here.

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2 years

Insanely hard album cover

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11 months

medieval hardcore frontman at the show WHO HERE WAS SIRED OUT OF WEDLOCK... THIS ONE IS FOR ALL MY BASTARDS ITS CALLED MY DAD THE PRIEST LOVES ALE MORE THAN ME ONE TWO THREE FOUR

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10 months

extremely mad at this guy

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2 years

[Ancient Egyptians discovering the Nile for the first time] 🫵😮🌾👨‍🌾🏞️☝️💪 [Nile floods] 😣🚨🤦😮‍💨📉 [Flood waters recede, revealing rich loamy soil of incomparable fertility] 😲😁🌾🌾🌾🎉🤸🕺🌞🧎

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1 year

good night moon, good night schizoposter, good night responsible opioid user, good night communist girl who reads too many pdfs, good night anime avi with a drinking problem, good night climate scientist, good night farmer lady with a cute cat, good night orientalist white boy, g

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1 year

wizards real? wizards near me reddit what is a newt? class action lawsuit wizards canada newt curse how long can a newt collect unemployment?

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4 months

top middle is gonna go so hard in scheming vizier chat

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4 months

New emoji coming in iOS 17.4! Which one is your favorite?

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1 year

you dont have the mana for that playboy

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1 year

im giving an octopus a cigarette, a joint and a 40 and teaching him to work the flat top on a brunch line. 8 spatulas.... what power...

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2 years

If you're under 5'2 you count as a "horde" type enemy. If there arent 10 of you I am laughing

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26 days

you're 18 years old, you got your first line cook job and you work friday night, reservations out the ass. this guy invites you to the walk in, hes packed a bong rip for you. you smoke, he smokes, you crush bills all night and he tells ya "youre built for this buddy you got this"

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🚨 | Justin Bieber looks extremely ugly and terrifying in new picture.

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7 months

having a girlfriend is the move for the guy who loves sending ridiculous texts when hes wasted

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5 months

dubliners ass thing to happen

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2 years

@julianexcessdeo Get your horny ass to work

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1 year

got the kind of autism makes you look at maps

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1 year

its crazy how long people have gotten drunk for can you imagine being absolutely lit under some huge egyptian statues or at the chariot races blows the mind

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10 months

some of the coolest shit ever made

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8 months

@Billaric turns out that the guys who own everything and train to kill from early childhood abuse their power, crazy, really hard to grasp stuff

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7 months

bro's fief is NOT prospering 😂 his fields lay barren fr his serfs mouth his name with disgust ong 🤣

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7 months

left click dragging you on top of the Trash Bin and wriggling you over top of it before putting you in a folder named Just Playin'

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3 months

they hate seeing a real hustler getting his paper up

HeWantsWealth© 🇯🇲📈💸💎

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3 months

The property laws in the UK make no sense at all!

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1 year

they should invent a sundress for boys

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7 months

those early 20th century art movements were cooking with gas man love me some abstract compositions man love me some shapes

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1 year

♡Lia♡

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1 year

At the TradCath E-girl Summit @p8stie @bIiccy @DollPariah @nastiapasta

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5 months

sports guy in a groupchat called "Whats for Dinner": just made my wife some coq au vin :) same guy in a group chat called Arsenal Intifada: im putting the ref in a concentration camp

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1 year

5 inch inseam chainmail shorts

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1 year

weedheads run out of weed and say "im dankrupt"

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21 days

is it wrong of me to kind of like the menswear guy? he seems kind of chill and normal i dunno

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1 year

new rare charlie brown dropped

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11 months

remembering when i was 15 and into burzum and my dad asked me what i was listening to. few days later i woke up to a nap to find him listening to filosofem thoughtfully rubbing his chin to the 20 minute ambient track

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1 year

@serpentinedumb1 probably the best wojak edit ever im always thinking about this

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7 months

dreamt of a one litre beer can called "the big one"

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1 year

is your river famous? is it wide? i bet its navigable. i bet the estuary is deep. can I get a pic from the bank, and one from a boat, and another from the bridge?

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1 month

whenever i cross the street corner to corner i think to myself "beijing style" old roommate usee to say that dunno where he got it from

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1 year

type of shit i been on lately

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2 years

This the kind of picture a Dad sends you with the message "40k a year. Wow."

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7 months

me to my girlfriend after i crack my 4th beer

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7 months

A shift has happened. Can you feel it?

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1 year

you got a case of the mondays? what are you twelve? just get drunk and forget about it

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2 years

Explaining oat milk to a fertile crescent farmer and watching his bearded, suntanned face light up. We spent the rest of that day pressing various grains and drinking their earthy bounty

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2 years

Sleepiest guy in the world: that chamomile was gas, bro

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1 year

every day is international women's day to a guy like me

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1 year

grown ass man posting drake lyrics on twitter dot com

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5 months

what a handsome beast you are

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5 months

it is well documented that vegetables are incapable of hatred, with the exception of course, of the foul onion, which strikes back at its master with a vindictiveness that is barely matched by Man.

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6 months

hearing the train go by in the distance lying in bed yeah thats the stuff right there

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2 years

This is what my mental landscape looks like. Whats yours?

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1 year

who up building their cairn??? cairnheads tap in 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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1 year

spotify with that unlimited psychic warfare

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1 year

@hum_dunkin crazy that not 30 minutes ago I was on sub-floor 15

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1 year

huge on 5 year old twitter

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2 years

when the book has pictures in it >>>>>>

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8 months

@BluntTopix this post is about knights and samurai☝️

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1 year

josef k hole

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1 year

taylor swift dating matty healy is hannah arendt dating martin heidegger (also MH) for people whose Lacan getting expelled from the IPA is tati westbrook’s “breaking my silence” video

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2 years

How it feels to go to the store

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1 year

I lied. I dont have netflix. We're gonna drink miso soup and lie down on the couch

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1 year

(guy who is doing pretty well mentally, socially and professionally) man I should get into pills

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10 months

they were cooking when they invented "damn thats crazy" perfect phrase to use at work

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1 year

why are you as a man casting spells?

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10 months

its full of miller high life 👍

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10 months

This is The Titan's Goblet, painted by an artist called Thomas Cole in 1833. And nearly two hundred years later its true meaning is still a mystery...

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11 months

keep that shit on me at all times

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4 months

neither happy nor sad but a third more nonchalant thing

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6 months

feeling eepy mr Bond?

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1 year

thanks for smiling at me on the bus! i'd die for you

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1 year

when you delete your dating apps it should delete anyone you ever matched with's memory of your face

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1 year

growing, learning etc

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7 months

fucked up how good steely dan is

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@IanThunderheart ?

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1 year

every third post i make

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10 months

they should add a function on wikipedia where you can see what articles your friends are reading

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1 year

(hard boiled detective voice) youre telling me a broad cast this program?

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2 years

I just want you to stop saying odd shit like "a relationship where you both chill as fuck>>>>" or "its lowkey vibes when you can smoke together and watch the sunset". Just stop.

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1 year

white south africans are the most unserious colonizers come on boys game's up time to give it a rest and get your racist asses back to holland

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2 years

If you didn't make the most of those 2 years anyway I'm sorry you're ngmi

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11 months

if you ever feel sad just imagine youre holding a longsword

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1 year

what the fuck do you want from me

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1 year

people in quebec the second it gets to be above 10 degrees

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1 year

gotta go to sensitivity training at work apparently i cant call a wizard "bathrobe boy" and i cant say "cast a ward against this, nerd" and throw an empty can of coke at his head

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1 year

you know how stuff evolves into crabs? all food wants to convergent evolve into poutine

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1 year

Loaded buttermilk chicken with waffle fries at Tottenham Hotspur ( @SpursOfficial ) 💷 £11.90

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1 year

if i was an early hominid and i saw an eclipse id be like "guh?" and go on with my day

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1 year

@dklmarxist you can be mad about your boy leaving you for your friend but would it really make you feel better if the girl he left you for was a POC?

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post apocalypse nagging wife: you're always on that damn shortwave talking to your boys, can i get some help around the compound once in a while

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1 year

that freak from clockwork orange went off when he called his boys his droogs. hell yeah theyre my fuckin droogs. crushin 40s and smoking blunts with my droogs

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1 year

guys will say 'this the type of shit i be on' and post a picture of a knight but its actually alcohol abuse

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1 year

there are bangers everywhere for those with the ears to hear

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2 years

[guy who doesnt understand how the tarot works] Alright the flop looks bad for me but lets see the river

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2 years

Need that beer that made the sumerians build ziggurats and I need it NOW

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4 months

four slices of toast before bed on sunday... the Oaf's Pleasure

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