Internet fanartist: Future archaeologists are gonna have a Wild Time with the tumblr onceler fandom of 2014
Archaeologist, 4023 A.D: Oh my god it's in their bones. There's plastic in their fucking bones.
Kero Kero Bonito: (Nintendo 64 synth) I'm sleeeeepy because I just got home from work (dolphin sound)
Pitchfork: Kero Kero Bonito shows us that post-2008 adulthood is a promise dashed against the rocks of capital.
Every ~8 years shoegaze comes back and a bunch of people are like "What does this say about Society?" It says that shoegaze sounds really good when you're 16
boys like to think about the bloody succession politics of the ottoman princes. girls like to think about the grotesque wound at the heart of the world
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(to the office new guy) you have a mind "palace"? yeah that's cool. (turns to coworker) did you hear that? not a ziggurat. not even a pyramid. (he chuckles) what's next, you got a mind merry-go-round up in there?
Being a Switch fan must be so hard every week you have to pretend to be excited for a new game called like "Eggplant Brothers" that came out for iPhones in 2016
satanism used to be about getting shin megami tensei games localized in the west. but after persona's explosive popularity, the movement has lost its way...
In my early 20s all I did was write music reviews. Then I had surgery to remove the part of my brain that liked to describe things as "lush," "angular" or "shimmering" and now I never feel the need to write them anymore 👍
Final trailer of "The Peasants" (Chlopi) hand-painted / rotoscope animated movie by Dorota Kobiela, Hugh Welchman, BreakThru (Loving Vincent).
Based on W. Reymont's novel & "Young Poland" art period (1890-1918).
Full trailer >>
(hosting a party) haha yeah, how about those lame "man-caves," huh?
(I accidentally lean on a conspicuously large tome in my bookcase; a hidden door swings open, revealing the entrance to my grotto)
(choking) m-my grotto!
Booktok guys are all "This body horror novel changed how I think about trauma." Booktok girls are all "This queer bildungsroman made me want to throw myself off a bridge." Whole time they're both talking about Animorphs