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@serpentinedumb1

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I'd really like to know who made this. The "smokescreen and cuy" setup hasn't left my mind for years
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Internet fanartist: Future archaeologists are gonna have a Wild Time with the tumblr onceler fandom of 2014 Archaeologist, 4023 A.D: Oh my god it's in their bones. There's plastic in their fucking bones.
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Saw a post calling banana splits an "oldhead dessert" and they're right. That shit is on its way out
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well... you tried
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When you grew up locked inside an Urban Outfitters and also it made you racist
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Kero Kero Bonito: (Nintendo 64 synth) I'm sleeeeepy because I just got home from work (dolphin sound) Pitchfork: Kero Kero Bonito shows us that post-2008 adulthood is a promise dashed against the rocks of capital.
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Arriving at the function
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Hans Baluschek, Working-class City (1920)
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just solved a puzzle that unlocked a new explorable area of the supermarket
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@mystrongwife The mysterious Oriental tradition of "nonlinear storytelling"
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Every ~8 years shoegaze comes back and a bunch of people are like "What does this say about Society?" It says that shoegaze sounds really good when you're 16
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Simon Palmer, Cycling Home (1996)
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Ivar Arosenius, Love Duel (1908)
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going back in time to call this "cringe" and "reddit" to the bafflement of onlookers
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lifetime Mavericks fan
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thats fucking insane
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Please, my son, he is very sick... music made him lose control
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@BivouacChillin Worldbuilding
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Robert W. Chanler, Leopard and Deer (1912)
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having two beers at lunch and telling my boss I dreamt about him last night
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Inuit driftwood maps
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Would you solve a murder mystery in the North Korean floating hotel?
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The taiga lowkey fell off. As a biome. You never hear about it anymore Cashier: (shuffling groceries into a bag) So no rewards program, then
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Henry-Robert Brésil, Cascade in Lush Vegetation (1980)
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this is in the top five gadgets/gizmos of all time
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Horace Pippin, Holy Mountain I (1944)
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This has been the nature of every other post on this site for the past year
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boys like to think about the bloody succession politics of the ottoman princes. girls like to think about the grotesque wound at the heart of the world
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@GaterHouser They really put in the work
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[This post is obscured by Fog of War.] ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ which is what concerns us most about your son.
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I know this type of midcentury American ad illustration is played out but nonetheless J.C. Leyendecker was cooking
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Wayne Thiebaud, Freeway Exit (1986)
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Hans Emmeneger, Sunny Pasture (1904)
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(flying suplexes you)
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Grant Wood, Death on the Ridge Road (1935)
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TikTok Teens Attempting Controversial "Sea Peoples" Challenge, Raiding Neighbors' Homes, Disappearing
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Félix Vallotton, Drying Laundry on the Beach (1899)
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aaaaaAAAAAA
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mom sent this pic to the family chat captioned "She's out of control."
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@coopercooperco I too hope the media will interpret my gaining weight as part of the lore
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Polaroids by Andrei Tarkovsky
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(to the office new guy) you have a mind "palace"? yeah that's cool. (turns to coworker) did you hear that? not a ziggurat. not even a pyramid. (he chuckles) what's next, you got a mind merry-go-round up in there?
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Nikolai Astrup, Midsummer's Eve Bonfire (1917)
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Selected Ambient Works 35,600-16,900 B.C.
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Japanese show for teens: Human connection is.... Meaningful 26-yr old man: WOW
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lmao
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The Denisovan homie. We don't know much about him really
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Being a Switch fan must be so hard every week you have to pretend to be excited for a new game called like "Eggplant Brothers" that came out for iPhones in 2016
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Dean Blunt... Delroy Edwards... James Ferraro... John Maus... Welcome to the world of experimental lo-fi, kitten
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Lyonel Feininger, Vogelwolke (1926)
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Lighten up
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Hiroshi Yoshida, El Capitan, Yosemite (1925)
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Found a ring. Definitely a +Intelligence -Sanity type of situation
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David Huggins
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satanism used to be about getting shin megami tensei games localized in the west. but after persona's explosive popularity, the movement has lost its way...
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Celebrating my birthday
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Sorry but this type of reaction is one step above the Reddit guy who was "moved" by the Yoda STOP WARS mural
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Félix Vallotton, The Rock at Ploumanac'h (1917)
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welcome :) you can just sit anywhere sorry for the mess hahaa
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A lacrosse ball? Oh sure I've got tons of those just lying around. Ridiculous. New England-ass
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My dream is to utterly fail as an artist and then for Numero Group to reissue my debut 12" some 30 years later to widespread critical acclaim
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In my early 20s all I did was write music reviews. Then I had surgery to remove the part of my brain that liked to describe things as "lush," "angular" or "shimmering" and now I never feel the need to write them anymore 👍
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Vladimir Pschenichnikov, Bountiful Lake (1972)
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it's a basic human right to download a bunch of games you'll never play, movies you'll never watch, pdfs you'll never read, etc
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Thomas Theodor Heyne, The Chemist from America (1922)
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Caroline Polachek
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This is how you age when you're unproblematic 🤍
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Matazō Kayama, Frozen Forest (1960)
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Paul Winstanley, Hub (2000)
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André Brasilier, Reflections on the Water (1972)
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Ilya Chashnik, Cosmos (1925)
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It makes me kinda sad how much work goes into this stuff only for it to end up looking profoundly unappealing
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Final trailer of "The Peasants" (Chlopi) hand-painted / rotoscope animated movie by Dorota Kobiela, Hugh Welchman, BreakThru (Loving Vincent). Based on W. Reymont's novel & "Young Poland" art period (1890-1918). Full trailer >>
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(guy who downloaded 300 hypnagogic pop releases via mediafire in 2012) I felt like I was part of something...
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(hosting a party) haha yeah, how about those lame "man-caves," huh? (I accidentally lean on a conspicuously large tome in my bookcase; a hidden door swings open, revealing the entrance to my grotto) (choking) m-my grotto!
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yes!! yes!!!
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Unknown, Japan 🇯🇵
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People are tired of devices with flat, frictionless screens. They want ridges, textures, dials, skin flaps, pores, tendrils, a yellow pulsating eye,
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Unknown, Underpass – New York (1933)
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(defensively) I think Limbo is nice actually. It's kind of refreshing to live in the absence of God
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@GaterHouser Global Village Coffeehouse
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Not me accepting the arduous and near-impossible task of restoring an ancient fresco
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"_____ enjoyer" "_____ respecter" and yet you don't seem to be doing much of either...
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Booktok guys are all "This body horror novel changed how I think about trauma." Booktok girls are all "This queer bildungsroman made me want to throw myself off a bridge." Whole time they're both talking about Animorphs
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Elihu Vedder, The Lair of the Sea Serpent (1864)
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And now you come to me for lo-fi jangle pop recs...
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quarterly performance review.... wish me luck
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If someone over 30 texts you the ":3" face whatever you do next is in self-defense
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when people ask my friends if I'm wearing uniqlo head-to-toe
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Paul Ranson, Witches Around the Fire (1891)
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Simon Bussy, Bird of Paradise on a Branch (1948)
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Rudolf Dischinger, Menace (1935)
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My dad refers to any gadget produced after 1999 as "the apparatus"
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An Edward Hopper Christmas card from 1928
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Taking a break from here for a while, happy new year
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Just drew this
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Unfortunately, nobody ever did it like Pontormo
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•u•
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I never lived it, but how I yearn to go back...
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witch house gf. she died in 2015
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