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6 months
@MavsStan41 He had 32/10/10 in 17:53
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@TertuliaTweets @MarjanKamali One of my favorite deposition moments: Q:Please state your name. A: Mohammad _______ Q: What is the origin of your name? A: It’s literally the most popular name in the entire world
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@planesanity One of those threads that ends up on your For You page the day before vacation.
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1 year
@OTerrifying Still a big nope for me, but it’s not as dangerous as it appears.
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@JonahDispatch @Popehat The leader of our military for four years thought we were launching an amphibious attack on Ukraine. It’s a miracle we are all still alive.
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@RonFilipkowski “I will not let this opportunity to be shitty pass.”
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@benshapiro lmao imagine your tweets if: 1. Saudi Arabia invests 2 billion dollars with Obama's son in law 2. Obama is paid millions by Saudi Arabia to play in and host a golf tournament 3. The FBI obtains a search warrant and raids Obama's estate for highly classified nuclear documents.
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@CurrentRevolt @chartreusewahoo This reminds me way too much of my mom's midlife crisis. She tattooed a quote from Cesar Millan on herself and something in French that isn't conjugated correctly.
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2 years
@jaywillis @AnthonyMKreis I checked the date to make sure this wasn't a case from 1840
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3 years
@ImoniAriel None of those 3 checking on him have any medical training whatsoever.
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@KenPaxtonTX In case you were wondering where Ken Paxton stood on the matter, he has come out in favor of fraudulently concealing hush money payments to pornstars.
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@NetsDaily @BibsCorner What a crazy day this was.
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3 years
@Yamscasino I think you just yell “lets go” or “built different” over and over again, hell I don’t know.
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@GBos2 You’re borderline embarrassing to the sport of basketball, Grant.
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1 year
@FightHaven my man right after
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2 years
@NotJoshBlackman @Popehat Me getting raided: “Ooooooh the post office inspector. Did I forget to lick my stamps? Ooooh. Is someone upset they didn’t get into FBI school?” Me 6 months later:
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@HatingPublicly There's a kid in south Dallas who's got way more upside if he'd ever commit to the process instead of watching Paw Patrol all day
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1 year
@Eve6 I must say it’s pretty interesting to watch the right wingers use racism to claim the racist killer wasn’t a right winger.
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2 years
@olliecarroll The line between trolling and mocking the invading soldiers and trying to defend yourself by killing them is a really weird one.
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@stallingsgolf @PGATOUR @GolfChannel @RichLernerGC @RexHoggardGC @BrentleyGC @KiraDixon @mark_immelman @GolfweekNichols @GOLF_com @golfweek Yeah…I mean I think I’m a pretty nice guy, but I would have been in Augusta for my practice round with invitation in hand well before notifying you.
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@Popehat @chadloder The fact Elon has chats with Andy Ngo is all we really need to know.
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@BenStiller @RexChapman @nathanfielder “I hadn’t been to synagogue in years because it’s so boring.”
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@RexChapman @TheGoodLiars Oh my god this was amazing yesterday when it was somebody random and it’s way better now. It has me in pieces.
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@cons_owned If I had a $40 million dollar yacht, I would strive to be the secretary of hanging out on yachts, not education.
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@jga41agher "I can get downhill a lot" is gentleman's code for "I am better than everyone".
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2 years
@RexChapman @DrOz @POTUS My charcuterie board cost over $65 last weekend and don't even get me started on the foie gras. I understand that it has to be shipped fresh to the vineyard from the mainland, but even still, it's outrageous. I just want to enjoy the yacht races like a normal American.
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@TheHillReport @MaggieAstor @davidfrum The staffs for @tedcruz and @GregAbbott_TX are currently in an emergency meeting regarding the 'optics'
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3 years
@BillWeirCNN "I decide when your answer is over" is not really legally correct there Judge Badass.
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2 years
@mcuban Lil Wayne looks like he's 74-years-old.
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@49rzfolife @NorthernJets @CrinkleCuck You know who didn’t have dreads? Hitler
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1 year
@RexChapman I love how the guy has committed literal fraud for 40 years and he is like "I'm donating my salary", and the media was like "YES HE'S DONATING HIS SALARY".
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@RexChapman @GoodNewsCorres1 Stupid allergies always popping up at weird times randomly for no reason.
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@RexChapman Amazing. My grandfather runs 5 miles a day and …literally runs…not old man hobble walk. He’s 91.
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@GothamChess There is significant buzz around his game ATM.
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@BigRandyNLU @PhilMickelson @b_dechambeau Bryson will be like “I, too, dropped my ball in the water and will be forced to play in Saudi Arabia.”
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@CodifyBaseball I really hope Pat Hoberg has this framed in his office lmao
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@ChudsOfTikTok Maybe next time he should wear a uniform with his name clearly visible so that people can tell he is a worker doing a job.
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@ChristnNitemare So the waitress was weeping and crying after you touched her at the restaurant? Got it.
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@All_Things_Mavs Luka averages 8/4/4 more than Anthony Edwards. That’s like a whole ass solid role player.
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@ChudsOfTikTok Guarantee you this guy spends 24 hours a day on Truth Social posting about banning drag shows.
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3 years
@RexChapman I like to think my man was like "yeah I know I'm saying donkey dick, I don't care I'm gonna read that shit anyway"
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@theserfstv @jordanbpeterson picking up chicks: *fake British accent* “Hey female, your ass is extremely overweight.” “Wtf” “No. I am engaging in courtship ritual. Your buttocks is unique like a bent antler on a lesser kudu. Please assume your subservient gender role and meet my needs.”
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@sreekyshooter “Lets go to sideline reporter Meyers Leonard”
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@MattWalshBlog "Should I defend the racist? Absolutely"- Matt Walsh
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@The_Master_Yeti @crazyclipsonly So I don't know if you've been outside lately but society has sort of made pact where people who are driving typically try to avoid hitting people who are not driving. Hope this helps you understand what the lady walking might have been thinking.
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@CressNC MS. KOCHER: So he is both big and small? THE COURT: [exasperated]He was notorious?
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@RMFifthCircuit So Mr. Free Speech @elonmusk has contractually agreed to self-censorship so that he can buy Twitter in the name of free speech? lol.
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@KevinMKruse Remember when he had the police break into a woman’s house to steal her laptop at gunpoint in front of her small children because he didn’t like her COVID numbers?
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@RexChapman why they got a ymca hooper crying over here man im weak
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@SloHoopsFan Just fun stats about getting guys touches... Luka has 962 assists if you count last year and his first 44 games this year. Kyle Kuzma has 696 in his entire career.
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@RealOmarNavarro @FightHaven sure Omar, great logical point, lets elect you to public office immediately.
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@RP3natural @big_patty_vert Yeah maybe one day Giannis will learn how to jump
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@AphexCody If the Rangers win the world series, John Smoltz will still think the Diamondbacks can come back and win it in 9.
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@Klonick 1. You are way too nice 2. I sued similar BIG LARGE COMPANY (not a rental car company) with *ridiculous* customer service and settled it for over 10x what you are asking for 3. Attorney for BIG LARGE COMPANY just knowingly chuckled at the insane customer service fact scenario
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@All_Things_Mavs Calling yourself not a superstar with your own logo on your Jordan hoodie. 😂
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@TWlegion You're 15 majors and 82 victories short of that comment son, now put this headcover back on my driver.
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@BiasedSlightly Dude is averaging 34/9/9 and playing the most minutes in the league and is ranked behind Pat Beverly in the MVP ladder, he doesn’t owe anyone shit imo.
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@CodifyBaseball He was married to his wife for 36 years and she died 20 years before 9/11
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@ChudsOfTikTok “Dear Jesus, extra well done, large fry and a large coke, Amen.”
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@NBATV @Kia The fact you don’t have Derek Lively on here is embarrassing for a basketball account.
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@ItsMattsLaw This is awesome. I once had a Judge go "well we can't schedule trial over Christmas, not the 1st of the year , that's New Years..." then he kept going through the whole year and the excuses got funnier... "that's the first day of deer season".
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@womenpostingws How the hell is this not a movie?
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@KevinMKruse If Lindsey Graham says the decision is pathetic and weak, you have to listen. He's an expert in those areas.
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@extrabaggs We slapping people about fantasy football in May?
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@ZTPetrizzo @Popehat I love how the dude who got ARRESTED ON A YACHT and does not appear to have ever had a job where you work is claiming he's the "working class"
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@WhitlockJason Bro, it's not that we like Stephen A Smith...it's that we don't like you.
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@johnschuhmann His entire career is just this and scoring 30 a night
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@MarcIstook The book is out on Parsons. Just hold the shit out of him every play. 😂
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@crismiller12 @mcuban @X by "conservative opinion" you mean "blatantly racist"
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@dylan_dethier @collin_morikawa Reporter went home and was like "it was rough, dude wouldn't admit to anything"
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@townbrad Every time a Mavs front office person or coach makes fun of their fans on Twitter, a Desmond Bane gets his wings.
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@TakomaTorch My prayer this morning is that Mr. Schwartz has no idea why Barbara Streisand was cc'd.
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@NoLayingUp Ian is so committed to the Ryder Cup he joined a tour that makes you probably ineligible to play in it.
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@CodifyBaseball not a great throw if we're being honest
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@PompeyOnSixers Yeah that shit wasn't 95% done if that's what they wanted.
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@RexChapman Job opening at Carmax if anyone is interested
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@J_Dot_J It is very hard to craft a sentence as dumb as "More countries should ban Twitter for not allowing free speech" accidentally.
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@nickgillespie @Popehat As a cheese lover, I think I'd just be very confused as to why I've been locked in this room and why there was ever cheese available in the first place.
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@Wheezy4Lyfe @KendrickPerkins Perk just has PTSD from Dirk averaging 49 points against him. I hope he gets the help that his team never gave him in defense.
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@EricKleefeld @KevinMKruse Every time Ken Paxton is mentioned, this needs to be included: “Ken Paxton, who has been indicted for fraud and is awaiting trial,”
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@Hannah_Katelyn @TRowOU The 3d uniform thing isn’t going to pay for itself!!
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@HoustonChron Houston Chronicle posts giant picture of Rangers World Series Banner
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@zuves35 Draymond Green averages 4 points and 2 rebounds so he just runs around doing shit like this all game and then Steph Curry scores 49 points and Draymond is the 75th best player in NBA history.
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@RexChapman @levarburton @WonderJaye The only thing constant over time: just take a look, in it's in a book, a reading rainbow.
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@KevinMKruse Can we just say the klan was started by southern white racists in the 1860s and continues to be currently run by southern white racists?
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@RileyRuby2 Congrats to Phil Mickelson. Indeed, I was a hater, but his 15th place finish out of 47 competitors in the Bangkok Mena Tour event in front of 1,700 fans streaming on youtube has shut me right up.
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@fodderyfodder I got to depose someone who was surveilling a client one time. I asked lots of questions intended to make them sound pathetic. "Did you hide in the bushes?" "Did you duck behind the steering wheel when they appeared?" "Were you wearing an overcoat?"
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@AlanShipnuck The 2014 Accenture Match Play called, it wants it’s field back.
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@maxhoma23 @blackburngolf Me sitting in the window seat next to you: “hey so how far do you shoot your 7 iron” and then your getting the play by play of my round yesterday.
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@iztok_franko Kawhi is an amazing rebounder seen here:
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@MavsDraft Our 2 new acquisitions have scored less points in February than Luka did in 3 quarters on Tuesday.
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@Jomboy_ Close your eyes Charlotte, we're leaving.
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@BasebaIlKing He even points at both dugouts 😂 The problem at this point is Angel's reputation is completely cooked. He has no margin for error to ever miss a call and we all know he's the one who misses the most calls, so I don't see how it ever gets fixed.
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@DougJBalloon I am tired of these rich guys acting like they are one of us. They don’t represent me. They have no idea what it’s like to have only 1 stable and 1 pool.
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@MavsStan41 Meanwhile dude in Kyrie jersey like 🤷‍♂️
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