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I’ve committed to learning to develop my own photos. Getting them developed is convenient & consistent, but I want to be able to fully create an image from start to finish. Here’s my first attempt at the C41 process. Far from perfect, but I’m proud of how some photos came out.
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Great pull quote from Google
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“I can’t believe anyone can afford to feed themselves after paying rent… anyways, should I raise rent by 5% or 10%?”
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Throwing a dart at the free money board to decide how much more I should charge my perfect tenants who I love so much.
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@_PayTheP @currypistonn No way this dude was in the league
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Don’t worry it’s a positive review
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@GraceSpelman This guy was created in the basement of Warner Music Group. This one is my favorite of his.
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Colorado visitor: “Show me a good breakfast place” Colorado transplant: “I know a place”
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What the fuck is going on with Glendale???
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@mariasherm This was his brother who listed it lol
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@WideAsleepNima @CitationsPod Me after reading this tweet
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Adam Johnson
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I think it’s nice we created a holiday where unfunny people get to try and be situationally funny for one day a year by preying on people’s trust
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@merrittk The best.
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@BLACKMESSlAH Really heartwarming to see how many people love to fantasize about being in a situation where they can kill a dog
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@Srirachachau That our elites were the ones getting the vaccine first made it obvious it was safe
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Thank you Zack Snyder for making this movie with the iPod Classic viewer in mind. #SnyderCutJusticeLeague
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@TrillBroDude Ah this explains why he has hidden likes
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Whoever decided to write “Keep Calm and Denver On” in the year of our lord 2020 deserves to be fired.
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Esteban L. Hernandez
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who else got the little surprise public safety alert in Denver reminding you to keep wearing a face covering 😷
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@TrillBroDude Elite poster tbh
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@CTabatabaie Jeff Green has a more impressive dunk once a game at 36.
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Bill Walton has found out about Nikola Jokic and it’s everything I ever wanted and more.
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@ejdickson Yes, the best part about New York City is you can go to a diner, get a manicure, shop, eat takeout, and stay in a hotel. Wish I lived in a city that allowed for this.
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@duckbldg Those are the table decorations of a 70 year old alcoholic woman who retired in Fort Myers
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@piques15 @crulge Please follow through with this and have all your organs harvested
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@neoliberal_dad It’s definitely Colorado. Loves weed, massive libertarian streak, large tech industry, strong constituency of epic beard guys, mostly white, and a cloaked yet heavy dislike of poor people. Denver even has a huge Mandalorian mural.
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It’s a tightly contested race but I think these are the four worst murals in Denver.
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Hey @KatieMarchForCO this is disgusting!
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@bobby I was really excited for my college dorm.
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@SamQuinnCBS Big Honey should’ve been the one everyone ran with
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@cprwarner @nbminor How has nobody nominated Colfax and Park Ave/Franklin St
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@keithwin3 @Noahsnyds @_PayTheP @currypistonn Yeah man I’m making a joke about the movie casting the least athletic looking dude ever to be an NBA player
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Please god why can’t we have a normal boring democrat instead of whatever the hell this is
@jaredpolis
Jared Polis
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#dogecoin #dogecoin #dogecoin #dogecoin #DogecoinToTheMoon 🐕 Is this the way to get more followers now on @twitter ? Retweet, follow, and @elonmusk pls boost me with algorithmic magic!
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@generalslug We are in the golden age of moral panics.
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@TrillBroDude Linsanity for Trump voters
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@violentlyepic Didn’t even bother to take off the earring for the nerd, just phoning it in
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@listenupnerds She’s a visionary
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The way I immediately knew this was the Glendale Target
@iceyxblues
Logan 🗡️🎚️🧛🏽
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my mom and i dealt w this in a target in denver today. dude wtf
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Imagine thinking you are qualified to be mayor and not being able to properly read this simple of a figure
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@capybaroness Master of None
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It’s clear across the country governors (and of course 45) have completely given up on a sufficient covid response since they know it would require stopping the economy and subsidizing large swaths of the population not to work. Instead they’ve chosen to blame their residents.
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Maybe his problem is there are 200,000 of this exact same man in the state of Colorado.
@COBlackpacker
Patricia Ann Cameron, NREMT
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Yes but none of us want to hang out in your basement listening to Florida Georgia Line while you complain about your exes.
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@hieronymus_burp I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell deserves an honorable mention.
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@JCRiecke The best strategy when you lose a campaign is definitely to throw a temper tantrum and act better than everyone else 👍
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@ObeseChess Going to have a post like this ten years from now about Black Country New Road
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I’m curious if every local news outlet that felt Denver DSA not condemning Hamas’ violence worthy of breathless coverage will find it similarly newsworthy that a Colorado weapons manufacturer is providing missiles used by Israel to kill Palestinians.
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From a journalist in Gaza— the missiles raining down are American made, by arms manufacturer Woodward, located in Fort Collins, Colorado. A reminder of how all settler colonial violence is interdependent.
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Wound is still fresh I guess
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Colorado state capitol looking great on google maps!
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@DougCOGOP
Douglas County GOP
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Who is Tim Hernandez? 27 years old Single, No Kids No military service No business experience No business ownership UNC grad, 19’ Appointed as state rep, 23’ 1 of 6 #DSA in the #coleg Hamas Supporter His primary opponent is Cecelia Espenoza.
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@devjpow Speaking in Tongues, last song being This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)
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Spending this fine Saturday morning knocking doors with @BernieSanders .
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@vernslawyer @CosmoGirl123 @YoungerBolling They just can’t seem decide how much it affects them
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@MayorHancock If this is reckless then what is going against CDC guidelines to sweep houseless encampments during a pandemic? What is okaying the bulldozing of people’s entire belongings for the sole crime of being poor?
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@duckbldg Don’t know the specifics here but I feel like it’s usually essential to develop a cult of personality around the CEO of small companies to justify the shitty working conditions in the name of helping the fearless leader better the world.
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Hell yeah brother
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Tom Cotton
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First, it was "abolish ICE". Now, they want to defund the local police who keep us safe. What is next—disband the military?
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@atxtech1 @jack_p @elonmusk Yes I would thanks for asking.
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@sendgod2jail The fucking audacity lmao
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@alex_w_k They really said fuck 12 though
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@_colonative @jeremyjojola You don’t have to put “Conservative/Libertarian” in your bio when it’s obvious by the bow tie.
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Wearing this to a Red Rocks show and doing so many whippets in the parking lot that I headbutt a school bus
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@jack_p @elonmusk His affiliation is your business because he’s using his money to influence this country’s politics.
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If you ever feel slightly embarrassed about how you look in public, just know there was a dude wearing a Yang 2020 shirt in Cheesman park today.
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Absolutely insane that 22 house Democrats were to the right of Ken fucking Buck on this
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Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸
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Ken Buck (R-Col) says on House floor it’s “absolutely wrong” to vote to censure Rashida Tlaib because of her words
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I am never going to take off the Unisex Denver Nuggets ISlide Gray 2023 NBA Finals Champions Robe
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Kendall’s flight home got diverted to Amarillo and now she’s stuck on the plane across the aisle from a guy eating two hotdogs at once
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@adamjohnsonNYC Ironic that the anti immigrant, lifelong Republican, and Iraq War booster who is a regular on liberal media would accuse someone else of not being properly vetted by Democrats.
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What a harmless and thoughtful tweet, I’m sure the replies are normal
@denversnow
Denver Snow ❄❄❄
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imagine being unhoused any/all of the next three nights
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@queasy_f_bby I reached this point after finding out about Michael Cera Palin through the Elton John Cera “fans also like” section. A genre full of Twitter display names.
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@ziyanm_ Cannot wait to see him pop up on my feed sitting in that dark basement on that sticky brown leather couch every other night
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Jared Polis, with a net worth of over $300 million, is completely disconnected from reality.
@alex_burness
Alex Burness
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Jared Polis yesterday, explaining why Colorado no longer has an eviction moratorium: "People generally should be back at work and earning money." @denverpost today: Colorado's unemployment rate went *up* last month and remains above 15% in five counties.
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@KyleClark Can you ask him how he was able to be tested while asymptomatic given the mass amount of people displaying symptoms who cannot get tested?
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Yet another story about an Aurora police officer killing an innocent person! This time it was a cop driving over 100 MPH with no emergency lights on while dicking around on his computer and t-bone a car making a left turn. What a department.
@9NEWS
9NEWS Denver
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Body camera video shows officer speeding, reaching for computer before fatal crash
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How about you start by condemning the gun violence carried out by your police force firing carelessly into a crowd shooting 7 people this weekend.
@MayorHancock
Michael B. Hancock
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As we reflect on the decade since the Aurora Theater Shooting, Denver stands with Aurora and every community that has been victimized by gun violence. We will continue working to combat this issue plaguing our nation with more than words, but with action.
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A new day for Denver. Today we inaugurate hope, progress, and change into this city: Mike Johnston, brought to you in part by Amazon, Comcast, Xcel Energy, Brownstein, Apartment Association of Metro Denver, Denver Metro of Commerce, and other friendly corporate sponsors.
@Marshall9News
Marshall Zelinger
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Here are the sponsors who helped pay for the crayons…and the party for Denver Mayor Mike Johnson. #copolitics
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JNCO_Jorts’ Denver-area Bib Gourmand designees: - Crave Mediterranean - Vinh Xuong Bakery - Santos Cafe - Las Tortas - Wellness Sushi - Farmhouse Thai - Tacos Selene - Los Cuates - Leven Deli Co - Gaia Masala - New Saigon Bakery - Mango House (all of it) - Katsu Ramen
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Someone take the Michelin man down Federal
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The Glendale Cherry Creek Chronicle does not miss
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Every top comment on r/Denver to a post about homelessness starts with "I sympathize with people down on their luck" and closes with "we should sterilize these transients and hang them from I70 overpasses to send a message". Absolutely unhinged, this city has so many psychos.
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By far the best Colorado kid urban legend is the 13 story haunted house everyone has obscure details about. You have to sign a waiver! The Broncos couldn’t make it to the 13th floor! They threw someone out a window!
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I’m taking full responsibility for this win
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@omar46idrees @entrefronteras3 @YoungerBolling My brother in Christ you are 16 years old
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@TheAlexSylvian Def By Temptation features a possessed TV with a Reagan dummy on top of it
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@nutmeggles Just trying to make up for the state not having a public registry.
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One of like three remaining good things in this country is that you can come here and get a hot dog, slice of pizza, and a soda for $3.77
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@not_a_heather My least favorite movie and it’s not even close. Asking you to root Gleeson as he learns specific things about McAdams so he can go back in time and use that information to sleep with her. Richard Curtis should be in prison.
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Glad Aurora PD is working hard towards mending its reputation
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First time wearing the NBA champions hat and the bartender comps my drink. Nuggets fever has gripped this city.
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There’s a guy trying to arm wrestle people on Colfax and Quebec if anyone’s interested
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I have been banned from Mile High Landlords, so unfortunately you all will have to seek out your own handy advice on how to creatively jack up rent prices, avoid section 8 tenants, and profit off renters’ pets.
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@duckbldg Forced into the worst possible room layout because you insist on an 80” TV
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LinkedIn is a dark, godless place.
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@callmemrpibb I’ve been in this group for like two years and there’s questions like this every week, but yeah it’s definitely a problem.
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