Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom @JLawlmart Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

4 months

angelandspot: Designs & Collections on Zazzle

Check out all of the amazing designs that angelandspot has created for your Zazzle products. Make one-of-a-kind gifts with these designs!

www.zazzle.com

3

2

14

Last Seen Profiles

@voxpodstudio

@AdrianRems13831

@tWBa0mVKAB3O5Q7

@Lesbianjp_tokyo

@madame_marcella

@therealjerryalb

@Loldear

@ChinchinTa63027

@WowFactorDMV

@Ryanchristiana_

@AaronHenry7

@banotahkuoot

@D3SP4IR_C0D3

@ShenUesports

@Cha_Minvielle

@helenhainesindi

@StAndrewsFB

@JamesFallows

@CubeCoderDotCom

@atrak

@stw_pdg

@japaatamashiro

@MakaliaVance

@wildo404

@HerNeonMajesty

@hikari_kitajima

@utuutuirukatyan

@sayyedasumaiyah

@HermaJestar

@BradyWags22

@mbmcandrews

@JaneHemst

@danwiederer

@KingstonIm68290

@Pythosart

@Deshysmalls

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

I have been so fortunate in my life. I have had very little death to deal with. Tomorrow I have to put my dog down. Just venting....we are crushed. Fukk this whole year in the ass.

139

20

383

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

Off we go to take my baby to take her out of her pain. See u guys.

104

10

222

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

My fellow Canadians, as of November 5th, there will be an influx of Americans trying to sneak in at our Southern Border. Stay vigilant, friends, and STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!

42

21

174

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

They locked me out of my account for asking Ben Shapiro if his wife found an orgasm yet. 🙄

38

27

151

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

10 days

The amount of folks who cussed me and blocked me because they were to stupid to realize that there are citizens of the world who don't have Joe as President, is astounding. The trash took itself out. Cheers.

35

6

140

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

He does look vinegary fresh.

Alan Smithee

@WasAlanSmithee

2 months

7

3

8

31

124

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

I wont bore you all with my photos and videos but this was recent. She is entitled and talks a WHOLE lot of shit. ❤️❤️ i am having a drink for the first time in ? 15 years? To Marley. She also ruined my sex life, sleeping between us for 16 years. I love her to bits.

27

8

115

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

6 months

You know what I am kot going to do today? Hit a thousand followers. 300 odd followers seems a lot for one day. Next week!

36

39

105

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

6 months

Whoever did casting needs a pre-emptive, life time Academy Award.

Tom Dyer

@VidaRoch

6 months

0

2

20

13

20

100

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

9 days

I have gotten to know one person on a personal level here, she is a fantastic person. Follow her please? 😊 @ikigai_kel

54

24

105

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

It feels really odd to post my feelings on the internet but the support has very helpful. Thanks to everybody that tweeted about my dog.

10

5

81

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

Why are grown ass men mad at that young girl, Taylor Swift?

31

4

77

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

9 days

@FROzenliberal Why does his face look like Steve Harvey and Mr Potato Head and Adolph Hitler all at the same time.

7

1

79

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

My friend gave me handful of weed candies and now I'm as high as the cost of living in Toronto.

7

2

59

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

10 days

Joe Biden is not my President.

152

6

59

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

The former United States President is a rapist. Wtf are we doing here?

6

13

56

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

Ooof.

FourthAngie✌️🐾🧢😷🌷🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🩵

@FourthAngie

2 months

0

17

40

9

10

56

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Seriously, is this what happens. You get old and become allergic to sleep? Is this where wrinkles start? Do I need a tranquilizer?

12

0

50

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

When I was eleven, I ejaculated for the first time. I was alone in the house and got so scared w/the unfamiliar feeling, I was minutes away from calling an ambulance.

20

4

51

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

I asked you guys three days ago to help me get to 1500. 😪 What gives man? Why won't you help me?

31

25

46

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

I don't think I spent a night away from her in all the time that I had her. Now I can't sleep. I sure depended on that dog. Have a great day to you all!

8

1

46

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

1 month

The last two days have been rough. Try again tomorrow.

18

2

46

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

1 month

Struggling.

31

0

46

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

1 month

Serving food to hungry, angry clients, during a torrential rainstorm. It's just above freezing so, yeah, cool. Should be a fantastic day.

12

4

45

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

20 days

People who take advantage of food banks, solely to "save 500 per month" even though they don't need it, make me want to burn the whole thing down to spite just them. Cocksuckers.

7

5

44

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Lady in my building asked me to move her heavy ass couch. She said she would pay me. When I was done she said "thanks" and went in to her apartment. I think I've been had. 🤣

14

1

42

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Just because 16 is the legal age of consent in most places but that doesnt mean that, you, as a 40 year old, can date these kids. Jfc.

6

11

42

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I woke up at noon. After weeks of sleeping three hours at a time, I guess I passed the fuck out. I woke up confused as hell and having to order coffee. Good day to you all.

12

0

44

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

@THEG0DMUTHA way too many. Mathematics mass appeal so ghetto come clean Jeru's verse in I'm the man Take it Personal Guru's verse in Speak Ya Clout I can go on all morning. Good morning!

9

5

42

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

🤣

6

7

41

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

6 months

I was wrong yesterday. I hit a thousand. I would like to thank my Canadian sister @Peatches66 for putting out the word. Give me some time to follow back and thanks again to Jen and everyone else.

6

40

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I speak the same to everyone. I am not flirting, I am being friendly. I just need to clarify. Someone pointed out that they thought I was a flirt...I just find it easier to smile. Have a good day.

8

4

40

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

So for more than 30 years I have been a boxing gym rat and I have always taken pride in not having my nose broken. Only to have the five year old break it. Lmao. At least I think she did. Hard ass toddler head.

9

0

37

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I have nothing to say so I'll leave it at good morning. Good Morning.

12

0

37

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

I am addicted to tweeting but the lack of response is boring. BORING!

10

2

37

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

6 months

My favourite thing to do on a Saturday Morning is to tickle my misbehaving grand daughter and then holler "you stop laughing" while she laughs like a loon.

4

1

36

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I saw the lady who made me mover her couch last week, she acted like she didn't know me. Hmmm.

8

2

34

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

5 months

@KassiesDad Kicking him in the jaw and in the process, taking trump's penis clean off.

4

1

33

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

I am home alone, I have a half oz of FRESH pink Kush and I am supposed to be Spring cleaning. Fuck that! I'm smoking and watching George Carlin.

4

3

33

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I am cancelling everything and going back to bed. Fuck being an adult today.

1

0

32

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

10 days

Ed Gein on racism.

French English and brilliant

@IcCunts

10 days

" When you see what humans look like when sliced open with their organs hanging out you will realise how stupid racism is " Ed Gein

0

4

8

5

31

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

Look man, if I am waiting for a bus, dancing, which is normal for me. Throw dollar bills! Change hurts. Pricks!

7

0

31

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

The day I am in anyone's DM "sexting" is the day I lost my whole rabbit ass mind.

3

2

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Married fot sixteen years. Am I an incel? Omfg. I'm an incel!

5

1

30

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

6 months

It actually felt kinda good removing the people not following back. Have a great day.

4

2

31

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

Marijuana is a wonder drug, if I didn't use it, I would be on four medications. Now I use one. It. But when you run out of it - that's when life gets really fucking odd. One more day. Fuck. Pray for me. lol

6

0

29

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

5 months

Mother-fucker WHAT?

ShayDaDoness begs save Gaza please

@Cryptastic6S

5 months

Well this is disgusting

23

11

99

16

5

26

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

Brothers, my brothers. How is that we can be sitting out in public with our butt crack all exposed and we don't fix that shit?

10

2

28

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

6 months

Payday! Back to being a hundredaire! Fuck yea!

5

1

28

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

I hate working Saturdays but every time this guilt trippin' pastor calls, I say yes. Smh. I am such a sucka!

8

2

26

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

5 months

@WhyRWeHere99 My wife is on a Christian "awakening" kick. I am not sure that we can last through this. Totally see your point.

5

0

25

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

Trump may post bond? Jfc! Truth social is worth something?

9

1

27

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

@Colonel_Myway @killa09917643 that's good 4 seventeen dollars. kewl.

0

27

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

Who is the world's most famous crack addict. Real or fictional. Go!

77

2

25

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

8 days

This guy called me an uncle tom because "Biden is not my President". If you support this racist Pos please unfollow me, or him. Thank in advance.

11

2

25

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

@Mollyploofkins @BreakingKind Here is one from Toronto. Fuck Donald Trump.

1

0

25

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

If I ever ask you to "show your tits, in a DM, it's because I've been hacked. That goes out to all of you.

8

0

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

8 days

This guy Is MAGA claiming to be one of us. How many more of us are down low racists?

12

6

34

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Are you in Texas looking to get out? Do you need Canadian citizenship. For a nominal fee you can have mine, I will marry you, get you into the country and help to provide you with an ''anchor'' baby so that you may stay. Hit DM for details.

13

2

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

Am I an extreme narcissist? If I come across large accounts who don't appear to follow back, I don't follow them. Why else would people not following back bother me?

11

0

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

they banned Liam Nissan. The site is for the birds.

3

4

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

If you're depressed listen to Prince. It will temporarily enhance your mood. Don't listen to me though, read the science.

6

1

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

Hey, this is for one of my Canadian homiez - this morning I won 6 months of SiriusXM radio from Tim Horton's. Would anyone like it? I know it will go to waste with my procrastinating ass. It's a $180 value. I'm giving it away. DM if interested.

5

8

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

My nephew told me that I am aging like ''chocolate milk''. If it were in person, that boy would have gotten a knuckle sandwich. LOOOOL

2

0

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

1 month

I can't get this R. Kelly sing out of my head and I'll sing snatches of it, out loud. Now the people at work probably think all kinds of awful shit.

8

1

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Some of you have never had your nose broken - and it shows.

9

0

24

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Expect a lot of this, feel free to mute me. LOL

AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY

@AfricanArchives

3 months

Sherman Hemsley, of The Jeffersons, in his yard in 1975. Sherman took acting classes at night after working everyday at his full-time job at a local post office in Philadelphia. He was 35 years old when he finally got his breakout role as George Jefferson. He was born on this

183

3K

17K

3

0

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I really dislike these sonsofbitches that follow you and the unfollow immediately. I will fight those people. 😡😅

1

0

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

9 days

I don't know who needs to know but the allergens in my area, due to the extremely mild Winter, are messimg my life up. Stock up on antihistamines if you're in the South Eastern Canada/Northern New York and P.A. It's going to be a tough Summer.

7

1

21

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

What are u people doing that aren't watching this damn game?

23

1

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

Mike Tyson has got us 50 year plus people, out here feeling brolic!

5

1

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

You know what I think might work better than winter gloves? Oven mitts.

5

0

23

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

fuck this, I'm going back to bed. I don't love y'all but I do like you very much.

2

1

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

24 days

@imnotabotbiatch All that lettuce? In one sitting. What a hog.

4

0

23

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

6 months

I am almost at 600 followers. I remember two months ago, being at 56 and thinking that Twitter is not worth the time. I have met some great people here, since then, and I am grateful. Thanks to everyone who interacts with me and those who put up with my inanity. Good day all!

4

5

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

My 50th is 11 days. Time has flown. I only accept Cannabis or Cannabis products as gifts. Thank you in advance.

6

0

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

is that a flashlight with a vagina mounted in it?

Jo🇺🇸🐀

@LiberalBitch_Jo

2 months

Should be “CUM AND TAKE IT”🤣😂🤣😂

24

19

180

9

4

21

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

@ijustplayedfort basketball and beer? basketball was invented in Socialist Canada. traitor.

3

0

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Bed. 2:30 am arrives quickly. Insomnia can go to hell. Bye Y'all!

2

0

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

The World is scary place for women. Jesus Christ! I think men understand how good we actually have it.

4

5

22

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

How many white supremacists are their out there claiming that Mahomes is "half white". LOL. They only claim us when we win something.

4

1

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

So for the next six months i'll be like "yeah, it is 8 am. But it's ACTUALLY 7 am." Daylight savings time. 🙄 If your blanket doesnt cover your feet just cut some off the top. Same concept.

3

2

19

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Working is for ants. This shit fuck!

3

1

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

A pedo is a pedo is a pedo. Burn them in volcanic eruptions.

Liam Nissan™

@theliamnissan

4 months

I agree with all of this. If you still somehow respect Bill Clinton, you can suck on my balls

31

20

278

2

4

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

Mike Tyson v Jake Paul July 20th. Jake thinks he is fighting a sixty year old man. That man is still one of the greatest heavyweights to ever do ot and can still fight ROUNDS. If Jake isnt comatosed by the end then I am done with boxing because the fix is in.

4

1

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

@benmccord The rules about breakfast are exaggerated. If there's Thai food from the night before, thst's breakfast. Cake? Breakfast. Thc edibles? Brekkie.

6

1

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

Can anybody tell me wtf he was talking about when he said Sussudio?

13

3

21

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

My mom was nine when she had her first period. Kids can have kids at 9 but these mfers have outlawed abortion. I don't know what decade this is - I want out.

Suzanne 🌊 🦋 💙

@suezq5678

4 months

Some evil men want to make it ok to be with a very young girl, to rape them, and force them to have the baby. I think they just pi$$Ed off a lot of women! Haven't they figured out that's not a good idea to do that? It's time for women to show them who we are! I see a women's

4

9

28

1

3

21

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I talked to a lot of very nice people on this app, if you lived closer we could smoke or have coffee. :) Anyway. Good day, fuckers!

5

1

21

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

I am going out to run until I find myself in a meditative state or until my sciatic nerve locks me up. Whichever comes first.

3

1

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I just told someone about a male predator here on twitter. She took the side of the predator and said i was only defending the victim because she's a girl. Wtf.

4

0

21

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I had to take a sleeping pill last night. I am still up three hours before my alarm. Stay off the roads today. Uncle J is exhausted.

2

0

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I'm officially one of those assholes who listens to their music without a headset. Today a man said he was trying to talk on the phone. I told him that ever he is saying isnt more important than Bill Withers and to please extricate yourself from bidness. Mean!

3

2

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

@EL0NSLUT Well ma'am. I am nearly 100 years old so yes. If i recollect hard enough.

1

0

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

1 month

man, didn't Jesus come back three days later? why do we celebrate on Sunday. three days later is Monday. LMAO.

4

0

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

30 days

About three weeks ago, my lady and I decided we were breaking up. two days ago she was diagnosed with an illness. How am I supposed to leave her while she's sick? I don't want to do that anyway, but how does walk away when someone you loved is sick? @ikigai_kel 4 trying so hard.

4

0

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

I've broken a set of over ear, ear phones. And lost half of two pair of ear buds as well as my only corded set. All in 30 days. No more ear buds. Ear phones. Nothing. Also fml because exercise is hard without them.

9

1

17

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

2 months

I do not get stoned. I get elevated with THC. I usually get more done in the average day than most normal schlubs like myself. I actually believe it's a non-steroidal performance, enhancer, if used correctly.

2

0

20

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

4 months

So it's been called to my attention that some guy in my wife's church discussion group referred to her as a light heavyweight. 1. She is not. 2. I spent 16 years building her up for you to imply what? Sunday I am going to the church. I am going to Chris Rock this mfer.

8

0

19

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

@JLawlmart

3 months

@legaltweetz I don't know you but you have my love and support, Brother.

2

0

19