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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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My two dogs, Sergeant Major Stud and Corporal Ryder are truly untrainable, stupid stuff, unruly dogs. I've never thought about shooting them. I'm weird like that.

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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg in cooperation with the New York department of Justice as directed by New York Attorney General Alvin Bragg has seized Trump Force One. This is a developing story.

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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Kim Jong Un admits to paying Kristi Noem for sex. This is a developing story.

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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Ted Nugent & Kid Rock are the latest celebrities coming to the financial aid of Donald Trump. The legendary heavy metal rockers have pledged their appearance fees for this weekends Blocume, Arkansas chili cook off.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Her panties fall faster. Ask anyone.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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MAGA, What Are You Going To Do?

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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Donald Trump's attorneys have requested a "Defense Table Pillow" so that the defendant can sleep comfortably during his crimal trial.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Kristi Noem euthanizes her son after a disappointing basketball season

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I Bought Trump's Bible

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ROLL CALL: Friends, if you're following me and I didn't follow you back then I screwed up. Especially if you hate MAGA and love stupid stuff. Tap the like button and I will take care of business. If you're already my friend please retweet so that we can find new friends that like…

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Trump Talks About Prison

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I'm on the verge of being permanently suspended for the 53rd time because I shit post about Elon, Trump and MAGA. I'm cool with it.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I've circled a day. Friday, August 2, 2024 I will retire. 50 years in the work force. I have the blessing of my wife & my children. I've always worked UNION. Thanks to social security, my pension & savings I will be able to rest. I'm proud of myself. I wish you my kind of…

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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FOR THE RECORD: Sergeant Major Stud is untrainable. He is good at just one thing. Spa Day. It's the little things that matter.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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3 months

Last time @theliamnissan was suspended he picked up 45k new friends in 3.5 hours. Never underestimate the power of a pit stop by a mid class Japanese sedan that has a high performance and dedicated crew. #FreeLiamNissan

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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My Reaction to the Supreme Court's Decision

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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Colorado Rep Lauren Boebert has the support of Rep Matt Gaetz to be the next Speaker of the Waffle House. This is a developing story.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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When I wake up tomorrow my Twitter life won't be the same without @theliamnissan reminding me it's time to kick the shit out of some Nazis. #freeliamnissan

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Trump is Constipated

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@RealJamesWoods MAGA pull down the United States flag at the capital on January 6th and hoisted the Trump flag. Let that sink in.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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FOR THE RECORD: I don't care if Trump has all the tea in China or he doesn't have 2 nickles to rub together. I don't care if he goes to prison or not. The only thing I care about is that Trump does not win the 2024 presidential election and that is all I care about.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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ROLL CALL: If you're following me and I didn't follow you back then I screwed up. If you hate MAGA and like stupid stuff tap like and I will take care of business. If I'm already following you retweet so we make more new friends that like stupid stuff. This is not a drill.

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Trump Selling Melania

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ROLL CALL: If I didn't follow you back then I screwed up. If you hate Trump & MAGA & if you love stupid stuff I'm interested in you. Hit like & I will take care of business. If I'm already your friend retweet so we find more friends that like stupid stuff. This is not a drill.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Mom & Her Milkshake Part 88: My old friends know mom now lives with me. Today mom asked if she could visit her old friends at the assisted living home. I said sure. She had a 24 pack of Bud Light. I asked her why the 24 pack. "Mijo, I can't go in there empty handed." A good time…

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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FYI: @RealJamesWoods appeared in Rob Reiner's 1996 drama "Ghost of Mississippi". He played a stupid selfish racist. For 28 years James has not broken character. Noteworthy, after appearing in hundreds of plays, movies & TV shows James has never received an award. Truly…

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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The REAL State of the Union

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Trump Talks About Dildos

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Friends, many of you know 90 days ago Elon Musk set me to zero for no good reason. I had 30k friends. I am always one tweet or reply away from starting over again because I don't kiss ass & I tweet it like it is. Please follow @enya_donley @BlueStormComin1 @gobrien86720525 They…

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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Gavin Newsom has authorized the California National Gaurd to rescue Kimberly Guilfoyle. This is a developing story

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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FOR THE RECORD: I don't think about being shadow banned. I assume I am. I go about my business with middle fingers in the air spreading badassery & fuckery & hoping along the way I make a friend. I wish you my kind of success.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Relapsed?

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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@taradublinrocks BREAKING FOX NEWS

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Before I buy my new Honda Accord, its 32k, I'm thinking about shopping a Tesla dealership & making a big fucking scene about how fucked up their smug boss is. Record it, then stream it. I'm weird like that. Talk me out of it.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I don't give one thought to being shadow banned or being suspended. I just go about my business of spreading Badassery & Fuckery and if I get one like, reply or retweet I call that tweet successful. I wish you my kind of success.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Trump Talks About Lindsey Graham

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Trump Talks About Kristi Noem

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Kim Jong Un has issued a statement, "Her vagina was like the sleeve of a wizard."

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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@LyrikSalem @FitnessandFina3 Now that's a good reply

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Retweeting this is the right thing to do?

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Trump Campaign Ad

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Trump Rally

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Death to America Trump 2024

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Meanwhile over on Trumps fake Twitter

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I remember when they met. They looked so happy.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Trump Talks About Brown Eyes Susan

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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7 weeks ago when I was reset to zero this was my first tweet. I will not bend, I will not yield because my friends are bad ass wammer jammers that hate MAGA and want their stupid stuff. Follow me at your own risk

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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I tweet what ever the fuck is on my mind because MAGA doesn't know shit about fuck.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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Tweeted because 40 years ago on April 1st 1984, Marvin Gaye was killed during a family dispute. I like his music. Marvin would have been 83 tomorrow. I bet Marvin would have been a COOL old man. Thanks for letting me share.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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Friends, I got sucked into debating a MAGA stupid selfish racist. Something I don't normally do. Blocked him and moving on. I promise to do better.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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@GBunchofnumbers Right on

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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ROLL CALL: If I didn't follow you back then I screwed up. If you hate MAGA & love stupid stuff tap like & I will take care of business. If you're already my friend please retweet so we find more friends that like stupid stuff. Happy 420 friends, the whole world is going to pot.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Yikes, 1000 new friends today. Twitter caps me at 400 follow backs in 24 hours. I try hard to follow all my friends. Anyways...it's nice to meet you.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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My great friends know that I am a big time Willie Nelson fan. I wouldn't think about letting Willie's 91st birthday go by without...Tweeted for No Particular Reason

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I baked a cake

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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TRUMP is selling everything cheap.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Elon Musk has doxxed the @theliamnissan parody account and revealed the mid size Japanese sedan is actually Hunter Biden.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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ROLL CALL:If you're following me & I didn't follow you back then I screwed up. If you hate MAGA & love stupid stuff I'm interested in you. Tap like & I will take care of business. If I'm following you retweet so we can find more friends that like stupid stuff. This is not a drill

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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((((((CAN YOU DIG IT)))))))

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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All of us are @theliamnissan Retweet if your soul is #freeliamnissan

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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@theliamnissan MAGA Jan 6th at the capital dragged down the American flag and hoisted the Trump flag. Let that sink in.

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Trump Endorses Joe Biden

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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Shortly after my retirement announcement Sergeant Major Stud and Corporal Ryder threw a retirement party for me. A good time was had by all.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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10k Friends...I feel the ❤️

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I want to say something to Mrs Whitney, my 12th grade American history teacher. She told me if I didn't start to apply myself I would become a construction worker and an alcoholic that lives pay check to pay check and that I would spend some time in jail. That was a lucky guess.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Trump Talks About the Jury

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Trump Talks About Judge Aileen Cannon

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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BREAKING WIND NEWS: Reliable sources report Donald Trump has asked Ivanka Trump to be his Vice President. This is a developing story.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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FOR THE RECORD: I'm not @theliamnissan Any suggestions that I am are false. Liam is a mid size Japanese sedan that is widely hilarious. I can't fill your tank with jokes like he does. I'm an everyday guy that drives a Chevy. #FreeLiamNissan

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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Some of my friends have asked why I drink so much rum. My body does not produce natural alcohol so I am forced to rely on supplements.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I owe the IRS a bunch of money. I don't know how that shit works. When I became an independent contractor they told me I had to start filing quarterly. I thought that meant every 25 years.

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From San Diego good morning friends

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Joe has a Sit Down with Trump

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From San Diego good morning friends

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Like any good parent South Dakota governor Kristi Noem has given her 2 year old daughter Addie a shotgun and a rifle. Kristi also gave Addie a pony named Sparkles for target practice.

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From San Diego good morning friends

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And now I will rest. Tomorrow I will do it again only better. My account is 60 days old and I haven't been suspended. I'm pretty proud of myself. I wish you✌️❤️ and 😊

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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The NOD FATHER: Coming Soon to a Theater Near You

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Please give me some stupid stuff about this image. Thanks for playing

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I took some drugs and the drugs are working.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I feel real bad for the guy that set himself on fire at Trump's criminal trial. I wish him and his family peace. I also wish Donald Trump burns in hell for dividing my country.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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10 STUPID STUFF FUN FACTS 1. You can't see your ears without a mirror. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue sticking out. 4. You just tried No. 3. 6. When you did No. 3 you realized it is possible only you look like a dog. 7. Your…

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From San Diego good morning friends

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Smash or Pass

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From San Diego good morning friends

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JACKPOT

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From San Diego good morning friends

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I tweet stupid stuff because it feels right.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Lou Gossett Jr. RIP

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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The Staff Sergeant Johnson Community Affairs Department has determined that this tweet is false. Is this helpful?

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@Colonel_Myway

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FOR THE RECORD: I have no sympathy for Trump, Natasha, lurch and Trump's other stupid pecker head children or his other fake wife or his friends. Include his now screwed pro bono lawyers. I'm weird like that.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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Snap

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From San Diego good morning friends

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Dark Brandon Talks About Complete Immunity

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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I tried out for the neighborhood softball team. Since I throw like a girl they made me the designated hitter. I can dig it. Chasing ground balls sucks.