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ImranBristol

@Imranicus

2 years

#Caturday tune:

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#RishiSunak rescuing the economy after #LizTruss has crashed it:

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#Liz #Truss proving what an adept negotiator and diplomat she is. Almost as good as her predessor #BorisJohnson #JohnsonOut17 #JohnsonOutToday

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@chinenyepricil @mattuthompson Matt Hancock response chart.

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What are the odds that next Tory scandal will involve #SajidJavid ? 🤔 #FollowBackFriday

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@Jambury2 @Rajo_rani A joint effort between Sajid Javid and Priti Patel - the #Javidiot sets the precedent and #Pritster gets it put into law. Two MPs who have both spoken of facing racism growing up seemingly eager to appease the same sort of people that tormented them.

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Remember to #VoteTheToryCouncilsOut today. #Election2022 #ElectionDay

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@Otto_English Our Prime Minister is the consumate statesman and is highly respected and trusted:

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@Lambda67 @dunlin57 @PolitlcsUK There you go - Sunak's Benny Hill video sped up:

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@Ottojizzmark Estée Money Launder

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The scene up North at Scarborough Beach:

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@dunlin57 @PolitlcsUK

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@GeorgeTakei Rather a lot it seems.

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@JagMetaphor @fasc1nate Darwin after his snack:

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@Femi_Sorry Your concerns aren't important so we'll just ignore them and talk about the dead cat.

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4 years

@washingtonpost Trumpers vs the Walking Dead.

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@Otto_English So that's why we left the EU - to stop busloads of suicide-bombers disguised as British children going over to mainland Europe. I wasn't aware of this - obviously I was constrained by Remainer logic.

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2 years

@ModernOvet @kiejahd @LionelHutz_Law @Unabogie @davenewworld_2 He doesn't get it:

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@GeorgeTakei @FoodNetwork Apparently his mother thought she was constipated for 9 months prior to his birth.

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@hewitson10 @BBC "Got us Brexit" - if Bruce had been an objective host she would have gone back to this point and asked the guy what he's got and how has it improved things / made him happy. Instead she seemed upset and moved on.

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#LocalConservatives are just Tories who screw over their local community instead of their MPs who do it on a national level. They enable each other. #VoteToryCouncilsOut #Election2022

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@I_amMukhtar Every week, asylum seekers plead for her assistance (as they are entitled to as she is the local MP), and she describes this as being besieged. It's literally her job to meet people at her constituency surgery.

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@Imranicus

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@alison1928 @Nigel_Farage Exactly - regulations and taxes are what help workers and ordinary people - removing them is what helps the "elites" - the exact opposite of what someone once suggested.

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2 years

Although a different scenario and they are adults in a political arena - a similar attitude seems to be displayed by our prime minister #BorisJohnson .

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@Femi_Sorry @trussliz Here's a simple clear plan she could implement to improve the economy ..... .... resign.

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@NeilBlessett @SkyNews And also complained that the EU wasn't letting the UK have MEPs after Brexit.

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4 years

@Femi_Sorry Pretty dumb to cite protectionism as a reason to leave something where you are a beneficiary of said protectionism and then complain when on the outside.

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4 years

@thejabbermonkey @sarahcpr Who speaks fluent Spanish.

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3 years

@ShaneWoodhouse3 Nice chap that Dominic Raab.

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@Otto_English "Ha ha ha - your side lost."

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@SkiptomyLoulou Spaffer's remorse:

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@AndrewAcum @Otto_English @AdamBienkov Happy to be the self-righteous leaver when it suited him.

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2 years

@mikew4EU @trussliz Beijing hasn't abandoned anything - they just unilaterally amended the rules in a limited and specific way.😉

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@LBC @SangitaMyska "Rishi's not even British - in most people's opinion." The first four words are his actual opinion which he then tries to dress up as being popular opinion. Foreign AI algorithm, globalists and brown guy all conspiring against true blue Brit is pretty much his ideology.

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@edarna @carolecadwalla The same MI5 that ultimately answers to Priti Patel - one of Johnson's key ministers. The same Johnson who continues to ignore the Russia report whilst ennobling friends of the Kremlin. So that would be a no.

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2 years

@BexBitchley @christopherhope Good to see the rise of a national trend showing disgust for the Prime Minister.

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3 years

The #JohnsonVariant is spreading.

Minoo Osborne

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#JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonVariant @BorisJohnson

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@b_nishanov The "escalation":

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@andrewhesselden The Pound Sterling has got cheaper.

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@PieroTi1971 @DavidGHFrost He doesn't need a parody account - he does it all by himself.

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@RobBfromDerby @nicktolhurst Either that or the Taliban.

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@Otto_English Patriots! Don't drink water or breathe air! They are halal compliant!

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@sarahcpr Hope it wasn't someone too creepy.

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@SCS69145129 @sarahcpr If only Twitter had a notice next to his handle that said "Impeached".

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@SueSuezep They sacked him:

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@Femi_Sorry I'm going to jump out of the train window because I'm already travelling at 80mph and can save money on the cost of a ticket.

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@GeorgeTakei Woman of European descent tells woman of Asian decent to leave California. Fun fact: Asia is closer to America than Europe is.

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@Otto_English Can we be actively shielded from Lawrence Fox.

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@Ottojizzmark Tearing Britain Apart:

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Exclusive scenes of #RishiRat glowering at the Russians. #RishiSunakPM #TuesdayVibe

Sharron-lee Honey 🐠🐟🐡🇺🇦❤️

@sharron_honey

2 years

“Rishi Sunak glowers at Russian minister and demands Vladimir Putin ends 'barbaric' war” It looks like wind to me🤷🏼‍♀️ #EnoughIsEnough #GeneralElectionN0W

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@Imranicus

2 years

@Otto_English Elle est son père.

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@Imranicus

3 years

Jacinda Ardern warned us 8½ years ago. Since becoming PM the UK can't even trade smoothly with itself, imports and exports have crashed and there's been 80,000+ deaths (almost like a poor nation being sanctioned by a hostile power - except this self-inflicted). #BrexitShambles

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Are people really discussing Boris Johnson as possible candidate for PM? When I lived in London he was known as the gaffe man!

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@Ottojizzmark "Pulling up and kicking away the ladder."

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@YvonneBurdett3 By having him as a dad probably.

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@Femi_Sorry What happens if it transpires someone was a bully at several workplaces throwing objects at junior staff members. That same person held meetings with foreign governments against British law. And that person is technically eligible for Ugandan and Indian citizenship? 🤔

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4 years

@Independent The word "thunderstorm" is missing from the headline which otherwise makes you think it was some act of protest or vandalism.

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@Mukhtar_iam It wouldn't even be that surprising if it turned out to be her.

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@Ottojizzmark de Port Inn.

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Freedom Day approacheth! #freedomdayUK #JohnsonVariant #JohnsonOut #JohnsonHasFailedTheNation #CovidJavid #Javidiot

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@Femi_Sorry @ayeshahazarika @DPJHodges @fleetstreetfox True democracy is a bit foreign .... Tory argument: We do live in democracy cos the party I support win an 80 seat majority despite getting marginally over ⅖ of the votes cast. Labour argument: We do live in democracy cos sometimes we get the chance to be in power for a bit

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@Femi_Sorry And the Delta variant (India strain) also only came into existence because the Indian PM Modi (just like Johnson) decided to ignore scientists and medical advice. With huge gatherings all over the nation - the perfect conditions were created for the rise of a new variant.

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@Philsbodydouble @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Interesting to note that King of England when this treaty was signed was Richard II also known as Richard of Bordeaux (after his birthplace). A Plantagenet king whose first language was French but whose dynasty would lose control of land in France.

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@Ravanhane2 @TrollFootball

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@AvaSantina You can always rely on Boris for your daily dose of comedy.

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3 years

One of those tweets worth a screenshot.

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Will the doomsters who predicted up to 200,000 covid cases a day if restrictions were lifted now give @BorisJohnson credit for at last facing down the scientists?

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The Lions, The Witch and The Xenophobe

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@b_nishanov "Friendly neighbouring nations willingly joined club Russia in brotherly union" Source: The Kremlin.

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@BBCWorld Something missing from the headline: "Norwegian court jails white supremacist terrorist for killing Chinese step-sister and opening fire at a mosque." No one else was killed as a 65 year man successfully wrestled the weapon off him.

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@RobBfromDerby @maitlis @c4news It would be great if he actually ends up being ambushed with cake the next time he makes an appearance in public.

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@politediscuss @JamieBrysonCPNI "I voted for a spin of the roulette wheel and am disappointed with the outcome because it's not what I voted for."

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@Ottojizzmark Heil die Hi.

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@I_amMukhtar He's going a great job for the defence.

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@Femi_Sorry It's very telling that George Useless didn't blame Covid for this and admitted Brexit is to blame. A clear sign they're running out of excuses although he had to throw in a lie at the end about the salmon industry.

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@JCaramac A fan of the Norway deal it seems.

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@freecycleamanda @Femi_Sorry They missed out the guy with a tie.

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@Femi_Sorry A very liberal use of the word journalist there.

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@Femi_Sorry @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Wow a Brexiter is lying again.

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@Femi_Sorry Brexit's happened now so in true democratic style let's not question anything. Instead let's mindlessly and submissively obey Boris Johnson and his government in whatever they decide.

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@LaTravelle @terrychristian Ah the good old 2010s which now makes crazy old Karen from Facebook now seem like an intellectual colossus compared to Farage and his ilk.

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@ScrumptiousBlue @bbcquestiontime @SuellaBraverman @wesstreeting That face says it all:

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@SkiptomyLoulou The best caption I saw was:

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Priti Patel spotted emerging from her lair

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@Otto_English If I was being cynical I would say it probably cost £50,000 and the rest of the cash was added on as profit for various Tory donors and kickbacks for Johnson.

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Nine years of the Modi government has seen the Bajrang Dal transformed from an extremist fringe movement that largely cosplayed with swords (albeit with occasional violence) into one that now that now carries firearms, has army style drills and is increasingly dangerous.

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Bajrang Dal, the youth wing of VHP (itself the religious wing of India’s Nazi-inspired #RSS paramilitary), has not only recently begun parading in uniform – a la the overtly militant style of the RSS – but is now also doing so while carrying firearms.

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@paulsimpson3113 @fesshole Seems suited for the job.

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@Agitate4Change Oops dropped my phone whilst doing this....

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@Femi_Sorry The EU finally had enough perhaps.

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@jan90757628 @DawnButlerBrent I think we found grumpy.

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@AlxdrRchrds @emilyhewertson Poor woman - imagine throwing milkshake over Farage only to get confused with Emily Hewertson.

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@mikegove12 @allisonpearson I hope this guy doesn't delete his account - he's being bullied off Twitter by someone who once had their account suspend for her behaviour.

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@Imranicus

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Liverpool, England - 1895, Britain at the height of its Imperial power. The good old glory days according to some - yet barefoot kids wearing ragged clothes was not an uncommon sight.

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@OwenJones84 @UniofOxford He is involved in "International Strategy" at Oxford and is defending death threats against a brown skinned woman. I bet he also wants that statue of Cecil Rhodes to stay up.

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@SangitaMyska At this point it just seems like he wants to unburden himself - let it all out. No real end game or plan but seems like he finds it almost therapeutic to talk about. But of course the media may not always be sympathetic.

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@Imranicus

2 years

Election day today. #Election2022 #VoteTheToryCouncilsOut

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@woolabrawonga @MoonrakerXI @hewitson10 @BBC Very sensitive on the subject of dodgy money for some reason:

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Go back lads we messed up.

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How it started. How is it going.

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@I_amMukhtar Apparently it's Stuart Seldowitz, former Whitehouse advisor to Obama, harassing that guy. So he probably does have contacts in the Egyptian Mukhabarat - a very real chance he's done this before and got someone's family harassed in Egypt.

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@RobBfromDerby @yuanyi_z A careful look at Rob's profile picture shows the type of headgear used during these tropical night-time conquests.

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Baarexit means Baarexit. We voted for the Freedom Gate so we must stand behind it - it has an unchanging democratic mandate. #BrexitHasFailed

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Modern Egyptian man takes selfie with a Roman era Egyptian portrait from 2000 years ago.

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@Gundam_Astaroth @JimMFelton Truth be told - he made a career out of shouting about it. He'd actually probably be rather happy if Brexit dragged on for another five years so he could continue lambasting it and earning income from the EU and his excitable supporters.

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