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Marketing Director @byWassies 🦆Creator @BullishTerriers 🐶 @pipe_pals | 👸Puppet Kween @puppetao | 🙊No Financial Advice

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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
6 months
This is my highest conviction play. I’ve never been so bullish on anything in my life. As a wannabe artist, I will never make anything more perfect, more enchanting, more delightful than this. I have come to terms with my inferiority I WILL NEVER FUCKING SELL THIS @lepuppeteerfou
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 years
@DefiKingdoms Time for our hero’s to clock in for their bear market shifts at McTavern!Everybody’s here @satsdart $Jewel #defikingdoms
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 years
@GrindingPoet My portfolio, thank you CT, I couldn’t have done it without you
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
6 months
Who wants to join our little cult?  Only the ELITE may enter.  Box 1.0 has traded for over $3k 👀 Follow @hillshills @runex_tech @trac_btc RT, Prove that you’ve read the medium article linked below by screenshot with your applause 👏🏼 1 winner - 48 hours. GO!
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
6 months
Happy Halloween from mini @cobie and @ledgerstatus Gemma is keeping her tradition of CT costumes after dressing as @CL207 last year! 😂😂
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 years
Happy lmeow-lloween! ⁦ @CL207 ⁩ 😝
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
22 days
I’ll just be blunt: some of ya’ll are soft and you’re ngmi.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Bought the land behind my studio, thanks to ordinals airdrops 🧡🧡🧡
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
11 days
Back on my bullshit.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 years
You’re all in trouble.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Here’s your sign
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 months
This is the greatest honor I’ve ever received 🥹💜🌎☮️
@lepuppeteerfou
uofreetepuppel 🏴‍☠️
3 months
new honorary! meet the one and only @Hillshills . the undisputed queen and the official mommy to all who know her. when she's not charming her feathery companions or attending events you'll find her sipping on the elixer of life (wine, of course). Hills also dedicates herself to…
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@Hillshills
Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
24 days
We need world peace now more than ever. End all wars.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
I’m dead 😂 ⁦ @timncox ⁩ ⁦ @lepuppeteerfou
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
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Easter candy lookin like it’s gonna make me hear the grass talk
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
27 days
We BJ today @pixogette
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
My women’s crypto group wanted to try ordinals. I wrote out a playbook for them last year that cost $40 and took about 20 minutes to execute. If they took the time they would have received over $5k in airdrops by now. No one did it. I don’t know why I put in the time and energy…
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
30 days
As a show of solidarity, I will personally let every @nodemonkes spank me in Nashville ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
I don’t have @OrdinalMaxiBiz WL so I bought myself a little consolation prize.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
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Cathie Would
@ord_io
Ord.io
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BREAKING: @CathieDWood 's ARK Invest Bitcoin ETF custody wallet owns this Bitcoin Puppet worth $27,000! →
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1 month
“I’m coping so hard right now, I missed runes.” My brother in corn, it hasn’t even launched yet. You have time to learn and get involved, but you won’t.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
17 days
4 more shots of espresso and maybe I’ll feel human
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Thanks to this seller for choosing poor, added my 4th ketamine pup yesterday.
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@Hillshills
Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
You know what day it is! LFG @realpumpitcoin
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 months
Only 10,000 more to go! 😅
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Treating myself to dinner and a movie! Dune 2!
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 month
Why my Uber rating went down
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 years
Anyone else feeling like @crypto_bitlord7 tonight?
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
If you have a Bitcoin Puppet and didn’t get the RSIC airdrop, drop your pup in the comments and I’ll send you a @RuneX_Tech Box 3.0 code! First come first served. 🌎☮️📦
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
30 days
I minted my O.P.I.U.M.S. in March of 2023. Collectors collect. If you were early and had the foresight, you minted and held EVERYTHING you possibly could. Just because you bought last week and you’re mad numba don’t go up doesn’t give you the right to shit talk everyone in the…
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faXx 🎈| 824.eth
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Man OMB is the most OG BTC ordinal project, inscribed on rare sats with a solid community and a lot of innovation. 5.2K supply. either OMB is undervalued or MS Paint rug puppets are overvalued. Influencers are a hell a of drug. What do you think?
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Well, I still don’t have a WL, but it looks like I may have secured some for our community! LFG!
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
I don’t have @OrdinalMaxiBiz WL so I bought myself a little consolation prize.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
The cake gods have smiled on me and blessed me with this lil naked grail @cakedworld
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
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I feel like $pups could be on any/every chain and it wouldn’t matter. Best meme doesn’t need a narrative. Best meme isn’t forced. Meme is meme. Vibe is vibe……and the vibes are immaculate.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 months
Literally bought a floor puppet today and just realized it’s one I minted and sold………for 1/6 of what I just paid. 🤤🔨
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 months
@screentimes Ask yourself if you want to go home early or bum a drunk cigarette from a stripper who ends up blowing you after a waffle house breakfast.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 month
This Web3 shit is easy. Log on, post cringe, post thirst trap, tell sugar daddy you need $500 for eyelash extensions, DoorDash Starbucks, spray tan, call friend zoned guy to take you to sushi, hit the club with your 2 ugliest friends, sleep in full makeup til 1pm, repeat.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Kill a zero and I might start parting with these cuties…..maybe.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 month
I’ll buy as much Chinese mined, war on terror funded, prison industrial complex backed, oligarch seized, Silk Road honey pot Bitcoin you have at 60k. Sell me all you want. Then go fuck off.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 month
3000 stickers, 1000 patches, 100 hats and 70 shirts closer to world peace. ✌🏻 🌎☮️
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
I don't want to complain, but it's been SEVERAL days since I've had a 5 figure airdrop. Can devs do something?
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
25 days
I’m sipping 8 shots of espresso, jogging on the treadmill, inscribing transfer functions, locked the fuck in
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
25 days
I love my frens ❤️. Most of you I met when I was in a dark place mentally, feeling very isolated with no one to relate to in “the real world.” Now my internet frens are my irl friends and I’ve found more meaning, happiness, and joy just being silly with you all. Thanks for loving…
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uofreetepuppel 🏴‍☠️
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the puppets wouldn't be where they at today without the crazy amount of effort, support and unconditional love of some of the people that supported me all along the way. shoutout to @Hillshills for helping with all the IRL stuff. shoutout to @W4nkpire for organising the puppet…
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Step 1: Aquire OMB WL's for the Puppets community. Step 2: Puppets sell to mint OMB. Step 3: Zero! Mission accomplished.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
What if pups got another airdrop this week? Would that be some kind of record? 🤔🤔🤔
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 years
@ratwell0x @3eleth @loomdart I was thinking what a waste of money these are…but this is worth every Penny
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
Mmmm milk shake so good. Gang gang.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 months
This is basically how I feel irl. Welcome home 3rd ketababy.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
8 months
I’ve hiked 22 miles through the muddy desert trying to escape #BurningMan2023 I’m out of ketamine. My glow sticks have burned out. My monokini has lost all its sequins. I can barely see out of my goggles. If I don’t make it, I just want to thank @davidguetta for ending racism.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 month
PSA: we don’t need 3 chats for every single asset we own, it’s literally the same 50 mfers.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 years
@saxetniniltiac @BaronCaptain @imsuperreal @LauraJedeed Everyone in the state will likely be facing a thousand dollar electric bill, a thousand dollar gas bill, and missing a week’s paycheck when this is over. Plus repair of damaged pipes and wells. Meanwhile Democrats are means testing a $1400 check. Same shit, diff administration.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
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Sorry, I only use virgin vegan free-range ethically mined, cruelty-free, non-fungible, gender-inclusive, sustainably hashed, eco-conscious, socially responsible, fair-ledger, carbon-offset, blockchain-verified, nutrient-crypto, miner-to-wallet, zero-footprint, organically coded,…
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Choose zero.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 months
I’m calling it. We will see $100k+ worth of airdrops in the ordinals ecosystem in 2024. Everything’s bigger on Bitcoin.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
I max minted puppets….consider this my resignation
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 year
When you’re crushing up wassies…but you accidentally breathe in some of the dust ✨💜
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
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Dear runes token devs: stop making us do stupid shit, just give us money. Sincerely, everyone in ordinals.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
3 months
Puppets asked for world peace, we got passive income instead.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
6 months
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to pick a coin and make it your entire personality.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Imagine not getting at least 100 airdrops this week…..
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Did you know that $PUPS was the very first BRC-20 airdrop? It was airdropped to O.P.I.U.M. holders almost a year ago. If you want to talk about firsts, there can only be one.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 month
Life hack: if someone calls you a paper hand bitch, just call them a larp and tell them you sold the cultural top.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
I hope I don’t get in trouble for leaking this, but here’s a little naked pups alpha…..they actually have peens. They’re just cropped to fit in a pfp frame. @lepuppeteerfou
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
Celebrating my dog’s birthday. He got a banana and a new ball. I got the best boy ever.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Ladies and gentleman…..we got him.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 years
It’s still funny to me. Every. Damn. Time. #BernieIsMyPresident
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
Receipts 🧾
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
This is my fav PMB ⁦ @MKUltraBTC ⁩ other than that, I’ve just been stacking ketamine shirts as people floor them.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
Cursed Ord Puppet Inu Undoxxed Millionaires C.O.P.I.U.M.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
30 days
If by “exhibiting bored ape behavior” you mean going down 20% in 1 day, then you are correct 🫡0️⃣🌎☮️
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
17 days
My third dumbest friend got a lower runes ticker than all these influencers and exchanges dropping millions.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
Thanks @lukaskalm for mah lil @trac_btc unicorn. I wub heem.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 year
OMG finally found a wassie couch I could afford! Thank you @DollarTree Keep doing the good work!! 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️💪💪💪🚀🚀🚀🚀
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Looong day. Happy to meet new friends in the ATX. The blue bonnets just popped up and it’s the best time of year. 🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
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None of us idiots sold our BTC Frogs for .42 If you think we’re selling our PFP’s for that, you haven’t seen stupid yet.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
Apparently y’all thought I was joking.
@Hillshills
Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
6 months
This is my highest conviction play. I’ve never been so bullish on anything in my life. As a wannabe artist, I will never make anything more perfect, more enchanting, more delightful than this. I have come to terms with my inferiority I WILL NEVER FUCKING SELL THIS @lepuppeteerfou
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
26 days
Align your chakras with the karmic grid.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 month
Your honor, I plead the grift. Can haz stimmies now?
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
30 days
Lmwo @W4nkpire trolled @Goodthings so hard an entire industry of people think puppets actually hate nodemonkes. This is all GT’s fault, all he had to do was change his PFP 😂😂😂
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
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Fuck your puppets if you want fuck
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
New year, new Wassie. Grail secured.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
25 days
Maybe if you all quit minting brc-20’s that will be dead in 2 weeks people would be able to airdrop you more pre-runes. This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
2 months
For everyone asking me where to start, much of the playbook remains the same. Zero promise of financial gain, but you will be comfortable with the ecosystem if you: ▣ Use Every Ordinals Wallet (plus swaps if available) ▣ Use Every Ordinals Exchange (both buy and sell) ▣…
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
1 month
Grown ass men getting their feelings hurt over some memes. Never change ct.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
Pupdate: this is still my highest conviction play.
@Hillshills
Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
6 months
This is my highest conviction play. I’ve never been so bullish on anything in my life. As a wannabe artist, I will never make anything more perfect, more enchanting, more delightful than this. I have come to terms with my inferiority I WILL NEVER FUCKING SELL THIS @lepuppeteerfou
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
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Enjoy your parking lot party. We’ll be at the Machu Picchu Puppet meetup. Free climbing the Mayan ruins. Contacting the aliens. Doing ayahuasca in the Orinoco basin then astral projecting back to the parking lot to dunk on you haters.
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Hills 🧙🏻‍♀️
4 months
How many of you are still snowed in?
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