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satsdart

1 year

Excited to announce that i'm gonna be teaming up with @WOOnetwork I'll be working closely with them to build the best possible CEX and grow their ecosystem If you want to trade with me and try out WOO X, feel free to sign up on my ref link

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11 months

@exavierpope are u okay in the head lol

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10 months

I'm officially done with $ETH. Ive used Ethereum exclusively as my layer one since since 2017. Bought, traded, stored tens of millions of USDT/C, tokens over last six years. IM DONE. It doesnt work. Its slow, expensive, bloated. Defi is broken. And not even…

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4 months

welcome first cyclooors

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11 months

@TheQuartering You guys are so cringe oh my god

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1 year

@RepMaxineWaters @SBF_FTX jail that mf why are you writing this like ur inviting him to a nice little birthday party lmfao fuck off

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1 year

Gm

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1 year

Japan tinder is interesting

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@satsdart

2 months

It's been fun boys, see you in 4 years

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@satsdart

2 months

"Fuck I'm underperforming so bad rn" - guy who never has to work again if he sells everything rn Many such cases

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@satsdart

7 months

#Bitcoin $BTC Clear obvious head and shoulders pattern, confirmed to go target of $12,000 USD from here.

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@satsdart

4 months

if the airdrop farming opportunity is so good why are you writing a thread on it wanting to reach as many people as possible instead of just farming it yourself and getting more? surely if you were paid for such a thread you would disclose it right?

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@satsdart

5 months

gf got $50k jito airdrop i got 0, time to put on the maid outfit and start cleaning

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@satsdart

5 months

she put 400 dollars into dogwifhat and made 6 figs gonna give her this account now, clearly better made for it cya guys

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@satsdart

5 months

gf got $50k jito airdrop i got 0, time to put on the maid outfit and start cleaning

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@satsdart

1 year

Tokyo chilling 🇯🇵

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@satsdart

9 months

did bald just rug lol

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@satsdart

10 months

#Bitcoin Rising Wedge. -50% or more likely from here.

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@satsdart

2 months

Dating a girl in crypto is cool until she trumps your entire 2023 gains w a couple memecoin plays

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@satsdart

1 year

We should push @cobie to reveal his balance sheet otherwise idk if I can trust him in the crypto market anymore, who knows maybe he has loans to alameda which we don’t know about 😱😱

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@satsdart

7 months

You know it’s on avax when even the exploits are unprofitable

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@satsdart

9 months

crazy how most people dont know this banger from the start of the bullrun lol

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@satsdart

9 months

What many people ignore here is that the parabola is broken. Structure has changed. Expect more downside. #Bitcoin $BTC

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@satsdart

2 years

why is ct so pro andrew tate isnt that guy a total bum lol

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@satsdart

2 months

[Bull market tweet] Personal lifestyle upgrades that are actually worth it if you made good money: - business class long haul flights - premium office chair and desk - lounge access at airport - exploring good restaurants in your city - apartment with a view/garden What else?

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@satsdart

1 year

lmao they made charts for csgo skins

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@satsdart

3 months

@ecb u clowns again

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@satsdart

4 months

did 4 sol txs all of them failed future of finance

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@satsdart

4 months

desperately need a 6 figure airdrop so i can have a 5 fig portfolio again

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@satsdart

1 year

this was prob my fav meme in the bull market lmao

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@satsdart

1 year

@SBF_FTX if i launch $dart coin give myself 99.9% and open a liquidity pool making me a billionaire with $5k liq that doesnt mean i have billions in assets come on now stop pretending

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@satsdart

2 years

The absolute peak comedy is tether not blocking addresses linked to tornado while all these "defi protocols" do lol

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2 years

No explanation, didn't even use Tornado with this address. No stated ability to appeal. Overcompliance is not a good look for DeFi. $dydx

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@satsdart

1 year

Sold ❌ Converted to Fiat ✅ Dumped on followers ❌ Gave opportunity to enter by creating bottom ✅ Vesting tokens ❌ We agree to not sell ✅ Misrepresenting information ❌ UI is just buggy ✅ On Chain governance vote ❌ Team knows what’s best for the project ✅

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@satsdart

1 year

Why the fuck do they make taxes so complicated do you want money from me or no

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@satsdart

1 year

@exitscammed surely a real ufo would look exactly like we imagine them in movies

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@satsdart

1 month

@zachxbt theyre just staking their btc with coinbase stop fudding

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@satsdart

1 year

Imagine you are guaranteed to withdraw money from ftx after fraudulently getting KYCd then buying balance for 10 cents on the dollar from struggling people instead of at least giving them the vast majority of the withdrawal, this is so fucked up

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@satsdart

9 months

Mfs clown astrology girls then put moving averages and Fibonacci multiples on 150k mcap charts in their next tweet

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@satsdart

1 year

is it an unpopular opinion to say that religion has been a net negative to humanity and its good that less and less ppl are religious, ofc theres good things in religion but you can be nice forgiving yadda yadda without all the dumb shit too

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@satsdart

11 months

NYC chilling 🇺🇸 Until next time..

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@satsdart

8 months

Just realized women are like ubereats at home, great invention 👍

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@satsdart

2 months

Btc can go 3x from here and your memecoin can trade 95% lower Btc can go 3x from here and your memecoin can trade 90x higher That's the problem with all of these lol

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@satsdart

29 days

kamino devs after they see marginfi lighting themselves on fire over and over for the past 6 months

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@satsdart

6 months

gm this should be you

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@satsdart

1 year

CALLED $SOL AT $8.00 (200%)📈 I CALLED $GALA AT $0.016 (200%)📈 I CALLED $ZIL AT $0.01570 (73%)📈 I CALLED $GMT AT $0.2250 (53%)📈 I CALLED $BIT AT $0.28 (69%)📈 ALL IN UNDER A MONTH!! LIKE AND RETWEET FOR A (500%+) COIN🚀🚀 POSTING THIS WEEK, DONT MISS OUT🥂

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@satsdart

1 year

bro is there anything algod doesnt think is stupid lmao ᵃᵖᵃʳᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᶠʳᵃᵘᵈᵘˡᵉᶰᵗˡʸ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶤᶰᵍ ᵏʸᶜᵈ ᵒᶰ ᶠᵗˣ ʷʰᶤᶜʰ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᶤᵈᵉᵃ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵈᵉᶠᶤᶰᶤᵗᵉˡʸ ᶰᵒᵗ ᶜʳᶤᵐᶤᶰᵃˡ

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@satsdart

6 months

adam cockram wanted to be one of the manlets so bad he bought $1.5m at the top to pretend he was in on the party all this time and then we all dumped on him 😭😭

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@satsdart

9 months

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

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@satsdart

10 months

yesterday my accountant says if i send him the remaining stuff he can finish up filing my taxes quickly, today i send them and get an auto reply that hes on vacation for 3 weeks what a king

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@satsdart

8 months

This Indonesian food is fire

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@satsdart

1 year

@elonmusk @mysteriouskat @DavidSacks dont turn this shit into facebook 🤣 11 😳 7 ❤️ 38 😎 3 🤮 934

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@satsdart

2 years

Chilling with Z in lisbon 🇵🇹

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@satsdart

2 months

So I buy $100 sol right now At ath thats $200? Lmfao nobody going to get rich from that

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@blockgraze

2 months

solana is still a 2x just back to all time highs lmao

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@satsdart

8 months

remember the days when u got a 5 figure airdrop for using something once with 300 dollars? nowadays you have to kyc, vote on 17 governance votes, provide at least 6 figs of liquidity for at least 6 months, sell your first born and send 10000 discord messages to get a $50 airdrop

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@satsdart

1 year

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@satsdart

1 year

🔴🔴📉📉 THERE ARE $6,000,000,000 WORTH OF BITCOIN SHORTS OPEN RIGHT NOW BETTING ON PRICE TO GO DOWN! 😱😱🚨🚨

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@satsdart

1 year

UNCONFIRMED: Hearing things in telegram chats that $ARB arbitrum airdrop is trading at $5.75 per token OTC, sounds like big news.

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@satsdart

8 months

Solana up $0 on the huge news that visa is using it for usdc transfers

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@satsdart

1 year

Trying some local Japanese food

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@satsdart

1 year

Girls are literally PAYING Instagram for ads so they’d show up on my feed and I would dm them They all want me Fr

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@satsdart

4 months

WTFFFF SOL AT 1??

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@satsdart

8 months

I underestimated mdma comedown damn this shit sucks lol

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@satsdart

4 months

This has been the best year of my life, I say this every year but this one wins by such a big margin, traveled all over the world with old and new friends, was able to help out family members financially, met an amazing woman that I can't imagine living without anymore and money…

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@satsdart

1 year

If you’ve made meaningful money on memecoins, double down. These things do, and will, go up forever.

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@satsdart

1 year

if u look at the airdrop as "damn could have been one of the 0.000001% of people who sold at $4 fuck this wtf" instead of "woooo nice free monies" youre an actual retard and need professional help

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@satsdart

1 year

@SBF_FTX nobody buying this srm 2.1b shit bro

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@satsdart

10 months

the shitcoin i aped at 25m mcap went down to 15m mcap.

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@satsdart

2 months

Ok jk run it back turbo

satsdart

@satsdart

2 months

It's been fun boys, see you in 4 years

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@satsdart

2 months

Night and day difference between having money this early in the cycle vs having to grind for every cent last time around Cannot describe this feeling tbh

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@satsdart

5 months

Coinbase Ass ✅

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@satsdart

1 year

Best shirt in Barcelona award goes to @Magicp0nziToken

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@satsdart

1 year

im turning 23 this year holy fuck im getting old

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@satsdart

8 months

guy who is in crypto for 5 years but doesnt know what a block explorer is or how to read it

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@satsdart

1 year

who the fuck actually still holds the $100,000 monkey pictures i still dont understand it

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@satsdart

4 months

ever notice how the best people in crypto come from Germany

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@satsdart

9 months

We need to bully all these larps out of the space man it’s so cringe lmfao

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@satsdart

5 months

as someone who went through this myself, if you are freshly into crypto and follow ppl from your normie twitter acc, just make a new one, only follow crypto ppl, reply guy, make friends, have fun and make money trust me within 6 months u wont want to use your current acc anymore

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@satsdart

1 year

Why are 99% of women on ct into astrology, why not learn something useful and real like technical analysis of charts patterns

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@satsdart

7 months

When Microstrategy starts to unload prob around $40k it’s going to kill the market for a very long time

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@satsdart

1 year

UNCONFIRMED: hearing rumors cobie is doing these polls because he wants to build decentralized uber on the blockchain, the source is a person ive known for years with deep knowledge in the space

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@satsdart

11 months

@BarrySilbert @fintechfrank bro just shilled zec again im fkn crying

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@satsdart

5 months

Raydium might be the worst dex UI wise across any chain I have used in the past year

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edgar ◼️

@edgarpavlovsky

29 days

I resigned from mrgn today. From working on marginfi, from the research arm, from it all. It's a world class team -- it really is -- but I don't agree with the way things have been done internally or externally. I've said it many times and I'll say it again, but those of us who…

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5 months

Barry resigning means etf confirmed innit

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@satsdart

9 months

"Isn’t this just like a ponzi" Yeah that’s why we’re tryna be early bro

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@satsdart

26 days

@GCRClassic Thank you god

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@satsdart

5 months

man the absolute degeneracy on sol is so hilarious dead bag -98% where i only threw a couple sol in and deleted from my watchlist 2000x'd over night 💀

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@satsdart

5 months

My wish for 2024 is that defi projects will finally stop with the stupid landing page -> click button to launch app thing and just have the link lead to the app Nobody cares for your cute little landing page sorry 🙏

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@satsdart

2 months

@dexscreener Just let the weekly trend die down lol

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@satsdart

1 year

@0xghosty you move it 1.5cm

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@satsdart

1 year

How the fuck out of all things does the most predatory exchange which should be making the most money out of everyone fuck it up this bad it just does not make any fucking sense

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@satsdart

1 year

bro thinks im bill gates

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1 year

@satsdart Conrad in Tokyo is nice, I always stay there

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@satsdart

1 year

If you ever think ur the worst trader ever, remember theres people out there that made 8+ figs off ref links and managed to lose almost all of it

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@satsdart

4 months

as a 2nd cyclooor your main goal should be to constantly be aware of yourself mid curving everything by default and trying to have an open mind

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@satsdart

1 year

instead of holding 90% of my jewel back down from $20 to $0.20 i shouldve just said "Bro I’m a whale. If I’m dumping, it probably IS undervalued because my capitulation probably IS creating a bottom." and sold it all

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@satsdart

11 months

@lilclearpill Just in: West doesn’t have lights

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@satsdart

9 months

@TheBlock__ i just found a leaked database showing ALL transactions on eth look guys

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@satsdart

4 months

just watched mfs sell a free mint nft for $1.30 on sei this is worse than on sol lmfao

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@satsdart

3 months

even tho i was here for all of it it still doesnt feel real having btc be back at 52k last time we were this high i was euphoric for months straight

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@satsdart

4 months

@TheBlock__ u guys hired the cointelegraph intern?

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