“The Fixer” Paesano @GogglesPaesan0 Twitter profile

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

1 month

When you realize even Mother Nature hates Toronto. 😭 #Eclipse2024

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

10 months

@ask_aubry I broke off my engagement to a so-called man while hospitalized for 7 wks with a virus that nearly took my life. I was on oxygen & couldn’t walk. He FaceTimed me to say he wished we could trade places so I could know how exhausted he was & he could RELAX in a hospital instead.

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@GogglesPaesan0

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This is Mick Jagger at 80. He is 29 years older than me… I’m clearly not doing enough drugs & rock ‘n roll.

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This is Milo with the 7th pair of shoes he destroyed. He takes up half the king sized bed and insists you share French pastries with him. He couldn’t hunt even if his life depended on it. I’d take a bullet for him in heartbeat. #KristiNoemIsAMonster

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3 months

Couldn’t be happier that Billy Joel decided to “turn the lights back on” after a 30yr break from songwriting. Whatta gorgeous tune! #GRAMMYs

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2 years

@ItsDeanBlundell I’m trying my best to understand. They kept yelling and screaming about reopening schools. Now that schools are open, they’ve yanked their kids OUT of school so they can use them to form a dangerous human barricade. Have I missed something?

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@GogglesPaesan0

1 month

RIP Joe Flaherty. A comedy legend who was so damn funny that I genuinely thought he was Canadian.

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 months

How to win without an ounce of class 👇

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Dear @JustinTrudeau , Durham sent you a message today. Did you receive it? Best, Jamil Jivani

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

8 months

BREAKING: The 7 people who purchased tickets for Rob Schneider’s Canadian shows are mad as hell and they’re not gonna take it anymore!

CTV News

@CTVNews

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Comedian Rob Schneider cancels trip to Canada after veteran who fought for Nazis honoured in Parliament

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2 years

@DathomirShaman @TanyaFusco @Justin_Ling After watching this officer conduct himself with such composure and grace… and with a flash of those dimples, he had to be crowned #OfficerMcDimples . We’d love to know who he is please.

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@CarymaRules @fordnation WT actual F is going on here?!? Excuse me @fordnation … are you telling me if I show up to your rally, I’ll be arrested because I am EXTREMELY vocal in my disagreement with you and and your governance/policies?! Where were you when the occupation was happening?? #onpoli

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@GogglesPaesan0

1 month

Not all heroes wear capes. This one leaves sticky notes at Galen Weston’s Real SuperStore & I can’t love it enough!

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 months

I’m just gonna leave this here. #PierrePoilievreIsUnelectable

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@GogglesPaesan0

8 months

Anyone defending #RussellBrand can fuck all the way off. SEVEN women came forward. One of them was a 16 yo child at the time! Don’t ask why they didn’t go to police. The same happened in the Jimmy Saville case. There are many reasons why women don’t initially report. #BelieveWomen

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

3 months

A big F*CK YOU to the unmasked asshole in the emergency waiting room rambling on about his “freedumb”. WTF are you even thinking?!? GTFOH!

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@GogglesPaesan0

17 days

Oof!! PP had a rough night at the trailer park! 🥴🍻

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@GogglesPaesan0

1 year

I’m almost afraid to ask if there’s anyone else out there that eats these candies. And no, I’m not an 80 yr old.

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

16 days

The results are in! Pierre Poilievre is the second leading cause of vaginal dryness in Canada… coming in close behind Doug Ford.

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@Mikenthemiddle

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@GogglesPaesan0 He’s Canada second leading cause of vaginal dryness.

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2 years

PeePee declares himself candidate for Prime Minister. So THAT’S how it works. Okay… I’m the new CMOH for Ontario. In light of the significant impact of the Omicron variant BA.2, all Ontarians are expected to mask in public effective today. #onpoli #COVID #VoteFordOut

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

11 months

Ontario schools will also be reintroducing butter churning and basket weaving into the new curriculum. #onted

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@CP24

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Cursive writing to be reintroduced in Ontario schools this fall

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11 months

While on our walk today, my doggie sent a very clear message about who NOT to vote for in the Toronto Mayor by-election. Whatta good boy!!! #TorontoMayor #onpoli

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

Sweet baby Jesus! He’s actually reading his opening statement from the freaking #binder #VoteFordOut #OntarioVotes #onpoli

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@krismeloche @TanyaFusco I thought the same thing. And his dimples kinda make me melt. And I like his smile. I stand behind #OfficerMcDimples . He’s my guy! Roy and the rest of the schoolyard bullies can blow a goat.

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@GogglesPaesan0

5 months

@ask_aubry Holy Christmas balls, it’s really this bad out there, huh?!! Women’s bodily fluids aren’t like Christmas lights. You don’t get to choose the colours, ffs!

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@GogglesPaesan0

3 months

These clots were just removed from a fully vaccinated Italian patient. I just can’t get pasta this craziness! The world needs to wake up!

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 months

Martin Short is 74 today. His men’s synchronized swimming skit is still one of the funniest things I’ve seen. “I don’t swim.” Happy birthday Marty!!! 🇨🇦

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

So very proud of @fordnation for attending #PrideToronto yesterday, knowing it would mean so much for his hometown. He managed to keep his mouth shut & even looked rather statuesque. First time he managed to “get it done”. #NeverVoteConservative #Pride2022 #onpoli #FordLies

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

8 months

I had the strangest dream. Ontario was being attacked by a a bunch of criminals - like villains out of a comic book. We were trying to save our province, but they used their criminal powers to rob us. Then I realized I was awake. #OnPoli #DougFordMustResign #GreenbeltScandal

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

2 months

Wishing death on a cancer patient who also happens to be mother to three young children. When you think someone can’t go any lower…

Nora Loreto

@NoLore

2 months

You cannot shame me into not hoping for the death of the British royal family lol

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@RepHerrell We’ll hand them over with some conditions: 1. Strict no return policy 2. You must take Max Bernier, Candice Bergen, Randy Hillier and Doug Ford I’ll even pitch in to send them over. Let me know. Best regards

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

16 days

I would not f*ck him in a house. I would not f*ck him with a mouse. I would not f*ck him here or there. I would not f*ck him anywhere. I do not like this creepy man. I do not like him, Goggles-I-Am.

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

11 months

On #WorldEnvironmentDay , Toronto smells like campfire. Smoke is bellowing over from another province. On a normal day, we can see the CN Tower. Today, a quarter of our country is battling fires. This is NOT normal. But tell me more about global warming not being an issue.

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

17 days

This is the worst remake of Trailer Park Boys ever!

Dean Blundell🇨🇦

@ItsDeanBlundell

17 days

PeePee was hammered. Also, not the place to find an extra toothbrush.

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

4 months

Is it standard practice for the Premier’s home/street to be patrolled by 2 Toronto Police vehicles while he’s away on vacation? I’ve noticed them there for the last 3 days at various hours while walking my dog. Is he paying for this service, or are we?? #OnPoli

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

10 months

Anyone else remember when Elmo said he’d abide by the poll results when he asked us if he should step down as the head of Twitter? I do. #RIPTwitter

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

8 months

How can anyone disrespect the great Ned Nederlander after he, Lucky Day & Dusty Bottoms helped rescue the village of Santo Poco from the villainous El Guapo on May 5th of 1916? HOW?!? #MartinShort is a hero!

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@GogglesPaesan0

1 year

When Twitter takes away the pontiff’s blue checkmark, but Catturd gets to keep theirs. 😬 #BlueCheckMark

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 months

“Waaaaaaaaa!!! I live in a multicultural country where people speak different languages languages. Waaaaaa!!!” Ma vaffanculo, va! 🤌

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@GogglesPaesan0

7 months

My 89 yr old neighbour had a bad fall. She managed to reach her daughter who then called me. We waited while placing 7 more calls to 911 as she lay on the floor, frail, unable to move, in pain & vomiting. Paramedics arrived after almost 2 hours! Shameful! 😡 #Onpoli #Onhealth

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@GogglesPaesan0

5 months

Dear Olivia Chow: PLEEEEAAASE don’t do this! Really. Just don’t. It’s not a good look. Honest it isn’t. #TOpoli Mayor Olivia Chow backs plan to name stadium after Rob Ford

Mayor Olivia Chow backs plan to rename Etobicoke stadium after Rob Ford

A motion going to council next week proposes naming Etobicoke's Centennial Park stadium after the late Rob Ford.

www.thestar.com

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

8 months

While Minister of Labour, Monte McNaughton, claims his resignation from provincial politics isn’t due to the #GreenbeltScandal , one can’t help but notice the timing. That’s 5 resignations in 1 mth. What does that tell you about the captain of the ship? #onpoli #DougFordIsCorrupt

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@GogglesPaesan0

4 months

Nothing shady going on with the Service Ontario closures, eh Dougie? #DougFordIsCorrupt

🅶ator⚡🅶um

@gator_gum

4 months

Currently in discussion with an employee of Service Ontario that was terminated due to the Staples move. They had to sign an NDA. More detail to follow. Stay tuned. It's not good!

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2 years

@OttawaPolice Oh… so this wasn’t really“peaceful rally”?? Perhaps Chris Sky appearing on the speaker’s list was a hint. How about you actually do your job this time so we can avoid the fiasco faced last time? Deal? #RollingThunderOttawa #OttawaOccupation

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@GogglesPaesan0

1 month

Why is Kenny Loggins giving Pierre Poilievre a shoulder massage??

Dustin 👌

@Dustin054345553

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@PierrePoilievre May Jesus bless our next PM.

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

So #OfficerMcDimples was trending pretty hard this weekend (stop giggling). My initial intent was to draw attention away from raging, asinine “protestor”, and focus on ONE police officer who kept calm. An example of how it should and could be. It brought some levity. We need it.

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@GogglesPaesan0

3 months

Alberta: The Alabama of Canada. The only thing missing in this video are the dueling banjos.

TizzyEnt

@TizzyEnt

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Edmonton, Alberta. I dont think being entitled & rude is on the menu

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@ryanpszabo Balcony Guy is a national hero. He’s definitely up there with PotBanging Man. Not all heroes wear capes.

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@GogglesPaesan0

10 months

@MariaLuckyxo @ask_aubry I appreciate this. We were together for almost 2 years & there had been some other red flags. Sometimes, it’s in your most vulnerable moments that you find the strength to walk away because you know your worth so much more.

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@GogglesPaesan0

5 months

Dougie secured the Min. of Citizenship & Multiculturalism post for his nephew, Mikey to secure the demolition of the Ontario Science Centre. This allows Dougie’s developer buddies to further line their pockets. Real life Sopranos. #ONpoli #DougFordIsCorrupt

TDot Resident

@TDotResident

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#ONpoli #TOpoli NEW: According to the Ontario Science Centre business case, the Minister of Citizenship and Multiculturalism decides whether or not to demolish a heritage building. MICHAEL FORD will decide whether or not to bulldoze the priceless architectural landmark.

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@GogglesPaesan0

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@Noellenarwhal A blessed morning to you. How about we start with a little prayer? Our leader Pat King Who art in his truck Hallowed be thy horn Give us this day our daily insane rant And lead us not into incarceration…

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

Some #Rogers clients acting like they’ve had to live like Laura Ingalls for the last 12 hours. #CyberAttack #rogersoutage

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@GogglesPaesan0

1 year

This requires a bit of math (no longer my forte). #Loblaws Companies Ltd. reported a 10% increase in profits during Q4. Inflation levelled to 5.9% in Jan. Their prices for basic food items continued to rise in January. He’s really enjoys screwing us, doesn’t he? #BigGrocery

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

It’s Friday night and NO ONE (except for 20 so sleepy folks) are at the #ThugFord rally - see pic on the right. #VoteFordOut2022 #onpoli

Tammy 💪🇨🇦🇺🇦💪

@Tammyocanada

2 years

Thursday night. Friday night. Staged. Not Staged. Do you see it now Ontario? Do you believe it now Ontario? #OntarioVotes

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Thinking of making these for our Easter Sunday family lunch. Hesitating only because I don’t want my mom throwing a slipper at me.

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Wow! There are a LOT of 💩-heads willing to go to battle to defend a sexual assault “joke”. Why is it that most of them look like this??

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 months

OMG!!! What is happening to my Canada?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

ForemostBatmanologist

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@GogglesPaesan0 I went to a pizza place once and everybody was speaking Italian.

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@jordanbpeterson @MailOnline Weren’t you supposed to leave over an hour ago??

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@GogglesPaesan0

3 months

When Doug Ford tells us he’s appointing “like minded” people’s, we should be afraid. Veeeerrryyy afraid. #DougFordIsCorrupt #Onpoli

A.A Is OK

@teach_n_travel

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Like minded to a guy who has broken numerous laws and suspended constitutional rights… Hard Pass

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@TDotResident Tell us more about how detrimental walking and cycling in a park is for the health of Torontonians, Kinga. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@GogglesPaesan0

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Behold the platform formerly known as Twitter: A place where you’ll find a “psychologist” telling a children’s muppet to F-off. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@GogglesPaesan0

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Translation: “My developer buddies are none too pleased about this fourplex business, I’ll tell ya! So I’ll huff and I’ll puff till I blow it all down.” #DougFordIsCorrupt #onpoli

Doug Ford

@fordnation

2 months

Bonnie Crombie wants to force four-storey buildings in every neighbourhood. She thinks she knows better than every single mayor. I believe in working WITH mayors to build the right homes in the right places and rewarding them for their success. That’s how you get it done.

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 months

Arguably the best Canadian band ever.

Morgan Cameron Ross

@Morgan_C_Ross

2 months

Rick Moranis, John Candy and Eugene Levy as “The Recess Monkeys” on SCTV

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2 years

@mynamesnotgordy Hi, this is Doug’s neighbour. Doug can’t come to Manitoba at the moment. He’s busy doing individual calculations for every Ontarian’s license plate sticker refund. He’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

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@GogglesPaesan0

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@TizzyEnt Joseph Picken appears to be the perpetrator. Why, then, did police at 55 Division not take the victim’s report? If I walk into a police station covered in paint, with video evidence of an assault against me, why would I be denied a report being filed? What’s the deal here?

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

Teachers, students & parents: get ready. It’s starting. Heard from a parent friend in York Region #YRDSB will be switching to online learning as of April 22nd. Be sure to thank @fordnation @Sflecce & Mojito-Moore when your board follows suit. #onted #COVID19 #MaskUp

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@GogglesPaesan0

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@TDotResident Don’t forget the Dior pearl chokers at $1000 a pop, the Chanel jacket and Tiffany gold chain. Soooo much tone deafness in this pic.

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@OccupyDemocrats Canadian here. I stand in solidarity with those fighting against the decision to overturn #RoeVWade . Everyone deserves the right to bodily autonomy. Everyone deserves the right to choose. The state should never dictate this. Ever.

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@GogglesPaesan0

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This is MY Prime Minister showing up for MY Canada. Balls of steel. No idiotic bellowing for “FReEduMB”. Just the way it should be. #Ottawa #CanadaDay #JustinTrudeau

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@JennieVagini Kudos to the manager for showing such restraint. This is like the teacher having to sit down with the parent of a bully denying their child is tormenting all the other children in the classroom. Ugh!

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@GogglesPaesan0

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Dear Brian Lilley (Livered): Please read up on the #Quint - its purpose, function & members. There’s a reason Canada & Japan aren’t part of the group. There is no need for them to be part of the statement. You continue to spread discord & misinformation. This isn’t journalism.

Toronto Sun

@TheTorontoSun

7 months

From @brianlilley : Canada excluded from 'Quint' statement on Israel for a reason

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@GogglesPaesan0

3 months

The Pleb trying to make Pierre Poilievre look like 1999 Ricky Martin was not on my Bingo card this evening, but here we are. 🤣

LightningCatcherExtraordinaire

@ButlerLonney

3 months

He's even doctoring photos now to profess his love. Notice the squared off jaw, the "manly" 4 o'clock shadow, the bigger muscles. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

Please report this cockwaffle for deadnaming Elliot Page. Jordan Peterson is a transphobic, misogynist, bodyshaming douchecanoe that shouldn’t have a public forum. Twitter has a policy against harassment based on gender identity and sexual orientation. #JordanPeterson #LGBTQ

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@GogglesPaesan0

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@CP24 Ummm WRONG! “Independent journalist with valid RSVP roughed up and arrested at Ford campaign rally due to dissenting views.” Fixed it for you. #ThugFord #DougAndTheThugs #VoteFordOut2022 #onpoli

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@GogglesPaesan0

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I’m kind of upset at Santa for not bringing me the bra designed by a 70-year-old grandmother that’s taken Twitter by storm.

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@GogglesPaesan0

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DoFo destroying that poor chocolate bunny just like he’s destroying our province. 😬 #DougFordIsCorrupt #onpoli

Doug Ford

@fordnation

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Happy Easter weekend, Ontario! I hope you and your families get a special visit from the Easter bunny and no matter how you celebrate, have a fun weekend with loved ones!

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@liz_churchill_ When you were little and they would ask “What do you want to be when you grow up?”, did you always answer “Neo-Nazi attention whore”? Or is that a more recent thing?

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@mynamesnotgordy I dunno if it’s just me, but I’m detecting a tinge of sarcasm.

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Don’t know about the rest of you, but I see a stoned ostrich. 😵‍💫

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

Comedians will often pick someone near the front and make a funny comment. It’s a joke. It isn’t always appropriate. When it’s to do with a disability, it hurts us. I understand and empathize. Violence, however is NEVER appropriate. EVER! #Oscars2022 #ToxicMasculinity

Timothy Burke

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VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock

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@GogglesPaesan0

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@YourAnonNews @pressprogress @OntarioPCParty I don’t know why the Canadian media is Stalin about getting this news out there. I’d be Russian to get this information to the people! #VoteFordOut #onpoli

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@GogglesPaesan0

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So it’s gonna be that kinda day, huh?? 🥴

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@GogglesPaesan0

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Gentlemen, what’s stopping you from dressing like this? What?? #shadowdancing 🕺

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@GogglesPaesan0

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Gross. Why does it always come down to this with the Con incels on this platform? 🤢

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@GogglesPaesan0

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@ButlerLonney They also pulled the hepa filter units out of my son’s class rooms. He noticed this yesterday while his peers were coughing all over their desks and into the air (along with one of his teachers). The hepa filters were nowhere to be seen. Im calling the school on Monday.

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@GogglesPaesan0

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@TheDailyShow This is the laugh we needed. A little perspective from a Canadian - these were members of the Clownvoy, therefore the kookier insurrectionists. Klepper bypassed the more frightening Flutruxklan crowd (as would I).

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

You know him for his class. You know him for his sass. But most of all, you know him for that smile, and it’s back! He’s protecting #Ottawa from dirty assclowns. We missed you #OfficerMcDimples , and we like what you’re doing with your hair. #FreedomConvoy #CanadaDay2022

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@GogglesPaesan0

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@TDotResident “How To Kill A Party In 3 Easy Steps” by Pierre Poilievre.

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@ThePlatypusCA When a tiny turds like Asselstine & the Ivermectin Insurrectionists feels threatened, they attempt to bully and shame. What #OfficerMcDimples does is show class, composure and restraint. This man is… oof! #OttawaPolice should be proud!

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@mynamesnotgordy Wow!!! Premair! You’re really Putin your best foot forward and Russian to GET IT DONE, da?

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

When you go the wrong way & end up having to hold a sign for a big, fat thug. “Ah sheet! I no see no lobster in-a here. Managgia!” #ThugFord #VoteFordOut2022 #onpoli

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@OptomistThe Don’t feel badly. You stood up for your beliefs. Good on you! I stopped going to a salon (my daughter and I) because the owner kept posting that Covid is a conspiracy and “people die… so what?!” They lost a bunch of business. That’s what.

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 months

Make this racist POS famous. #Toronto

6ixBuzzTV

@6ixbuzztv

2 months

Uber Eats driver gets harassed in Toronto

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

Good morning Ottawa & all those opposed to #RollingBlunderOttawa . Just remember, there are still good people out there. Know why? Because #OfficerMcDimples happened yesterday & he’s got a message for everyone (except for the asshats who need to go home). #Ottawa #RollingBlunder

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@GogglesPaesan0

6 months

@ask_aubry Great. So now I have to worry about offending shorter men with my subconscious “vibe”. Next time I walk past a shorter guy, I’ll say, “Hi, I notice you’re vertically challenged. Please don’t worry; you’re not inferior”. 🙄

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@ConsumerSOS Putting aside my snark for a moment. This gives that glimmer of hope I needed to know that all the protesters aren’t blindly following Fox & Rebel. The compliment was genuine. So was the smile. Sean, you absolutely earned it. Good stuff here.

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@brianlilley How’d ya get the scoop so fast, Bri-Bri? Oh, you might want to tell your readers that it’s not the teachers under CUPE. Education workers are earning, on average, $39K. If Lecce gets a 10% raise for taking selfies, surely they can pay them a proper wage. #FireLecce

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

5 months

Well this is a little awkward. 😬

QENNY the Certified Boogeyman

@AKBrews

5 months

Uh, I didn't need to know that.

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

8 months

@mynamesnotgordy Pierre’s adoring fans:

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@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

With news of backchannel alliances between #ThugFord and Russia, other sources report that relations have soured between Ford and Tim Hortons as he has now switched to… ehem… Tsarbucks #DougFordIsARussianAsset #VoteFordOutJune2 #onpoli

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

This is absolutely BRILLIANT! #OfficerMcDimples , YOU, sir, have made my day. Thank you! #OttawaPolice

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“The Fixer” Paesano

@GogglesPaesan0

2 years

@AHousefather @SanPen1 Under the “interim leader”, the CPC continues to embarrass itself. That side of the House is extremely nervous. The EA is going to expose so very much. Time to take out the trash. #TrudeauWasRight

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