Noelle @Noellenarwhal Twitter profile

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Noelle

6 months

If you think you're gonna hurt my feelings, you should know that I was raised in a Sicilian family, had only Russian ballet teachers, went to Catholic School, and have an older sister. You're not gonna be successful

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

1 month

I beg your absolute fucking pardon?

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2 years

@KyleKashuv I genuine don't understand dudes who think how strangers choose to live their lives is any of their business

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@Noellenarwhal

3 months

Max doesn't realize that it was our grandmothers, who were in traditional marriages, who told us to never depend on a man and to always have run away money

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3 months

JFC. From a leader of the fragile ego male snowflake club, folks. Probably also thinks himself an alpha male. Afraid of strong, intelligent, independent women.

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@Noellenarwhal

19 days

Daily reminder that rent control is provincial and Pierre is a landlord

Pierre Poilievre

@PierrePoilievre

21 days

One bedroom rent in 2015: $973 One bedroom rent in 2024: $1,893 Rent doubled after 9 years of your government, Justin. That's your record.

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

A lot of white people who were screeching about a piece of cloth being tyranny are reeeeeeeaaaaally friggin quiet about an actual tyrant invading Ukraine. It's quite something

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@SharingtheJour2 @MillerLite @budlight @Budweiser Oh, muffin

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@Noellenarwhal

8 months

@Videotapezzz Blood is a biohazard

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@JayHulmePoet This!!! When my cousin made her coming out post in Instagram, my 90 year old catholic grandfather was very concerned that her shoes didn't match her dress and immediately took her shopping for new ones.

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

1 month

@Synvauct I didn't

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

6 months

Saving this tweet from Pierre Poilievre's campaign manager, Jeff Ballingall, wherein he's gleefully sharing notes written on bombs that are being dropped on children, for later

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

So I got an update from a friend in Australia and their version of the honkies in Canberra only ordered 2 portapotties and they're all getting sick and they have had to resort to designating someone's car trunk to poop in. They have a poop car

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

American darlings...I'm so sorry this is happening Canadians...I hope you're paying attention. We have to stay vigilant

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@GeorgeGammon Oh groomer Kate Moss was a teenager in that picture

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@PierrePoilievre While I agree with you, you have to realize that these are the people you have been propping up in order to gain power. What they've said about Ana is horrific, but they've been saying the same about other women for a long time. And you brought them coffee

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@fordnation Your brother died of cancer and you quietly removed cancer screening from being covered by OHIP

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

RAT KING DENIED BAIL!!!

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Seeing all these white people, who up until yesterday shit all over Black Lives Matter protests, complaining about police brutality now, is really something "Maybe they should have just complied"

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

I found a few things that I wanted to share with you. First it this brilliant explanation of the insane demands of the Honkies

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@LaurenWitzkeDE Ma'am...I was a professional ballet dancer when I was an adult. What are you talking about???

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

This deserved it's own tweet Bitch...yer done! #RamRanchResistance

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@ada_lluch The women on the right inspired an entire generation of girls and women to have eating disorders. The ones on the right are normal bodies in various sizes

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

My cousin's dog walker volunteered to empty out piss jugs for the convoy, and now he can't access his TFSA and Freeland took the hydro meter off of his house

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

1 month

@CarsonMerkwan No

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@Noellenarwhal

8 months

These boys live such a pathetic existence that they go 34 years without having any purpose and the only time they feel pride is when they're acting like a bunch of entitled destructive asśholes. The only happiness they feel is from harming others. It should be studied

Real Ben

@AtRealBen

8 months

I’m 34 years old, and I have lived in Canada my whole life. The freedom convoy was the first and only time in my life where I truly felt proud to be Canadian. It was the only time I had ever seen that kind of unity and purpose in the country - and it wasn’t for something dumb

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

I don't know who she is but I love her. Enjoy!

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

1 month

@FlyIngenuity Right? What the heck

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

I love this guy

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@JorgeBarrera

2 years

On an Ottawa downtown street corner.

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@Noellenarwhal

4 years

@TheRealNubian2 Is this supposed to be a problem? This is legit the conversation my dad had with me, and let me tell you the trouble it saved me from!!

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@Noellenarwhal

10 months

Bad news: Doctor closes her practice and I've been on a wait list since April 2022 for a new one Good news: Find my old doctor is practicing again and accepting patients Bad news: it's at a private facility that costs $4,000 to become a patient Thanks @fordnation

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Sooooo...pretty much everyone I know, including myself, has gotten Covid within the 3 weeks since Dougie dropped all of the public health measures. But that's just a coincidence, right? Right @fordnation ??

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@catlovingcommie You're right...people decided to boycott those brands when the brands decided to change

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Sorry I've been a bit MIA today but I finally had the surgery that was delayed because of Covid surging and my mommy made me soup and ox tail to make me feel better...Like the legendary queen that she is I'll be back at it tomorrow!!

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Good morning everyone! In case you were wondering if listening to the honkies was frying my brain, I just tried to put my coffee pot in the fridge...so yeah

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Welp! My family managed to dodge Covid for 2 whole years and now, 5 days before we were supposed to finally go on our trip that was cancelled in March 2020, it has found us. I am 100% blaming @Sflecce and @fordnation because it definitely found us in a classroom

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

1 month

@TheCarpRunner First time for what?

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

They want Trudeau to be impeached Because they are confused about what country they are in

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Hello American friends!! Can you please keep your village idiots out of our business? They're embarrassing Love, Canada

Ronny Jackson

@RonnyJacksonTX

2 years

The time has come for sanctions on senior officials in the Canadian government. If they have ANYTHING in American banks, it needs to be FROZEN!

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Please stop telling me how to run my Twitter account and who I should and shouldn't engage with. I'm a grown ass woman. Thank you

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

5 months

Wanna see what it looks like when you cut red tape?

My 2 Cents

@ashsharma75

5 months

Happening in #coquitlam now

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Good morning everyone!! Back at it listen to convoy radio! I'm slowly descending into madness, but aren't we all? Anywho, it's a quiet morning for the ivermectin insurrection, but one of them accidentally did a communism. They're singing

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@Noellenarwhal

1 month

@Aelthemplaer It's literally a scientific word

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@CarverEmily Hi Emily! When I was in highschool, my friend Jesse was outed to his parents. His parents didn't react well. They severely abused him for it and kicked him out when he was 14. He didn't live to see his 18th birthday. This is why we don't out people ESPECIALLY kids

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

We really need to pull public funding for Catholic schools. I say this as someone who was raised Catholic and only went to Catholic schools. There is no reason for the separate schools to continue to exist, especially when they are blatantly discriminatory

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

Y'all realize what @Sflecce and @fordnation are doing right? They don't want to do the bare minimum to keep kids out of hospitals, so they're making an education crisis to keep illness from spreading in schools and making CUPE the scapegoat. This is obvious, yes?

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Welp...fuck you, Ontario

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

6 months

@Jenni_Byrne @JustinTrudeau Hey Jenni...you know what's interesting about you posting this? I did a few searches of your tweets and there isn't a single one advocating for Black people, or indigenous people or speaking out against racism. The only time you tweet about anti-racsim was to mock it

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@MattWalshBlog Aren't you happy? This is what you want, Matt. Your lies are getting your desired outcome

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@Noellenarwhal

1 month

@darkannulus What are you talking about

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Good morning everyone!! So it looks like Ottawa police actually decided to do their jobs while I was relaxing yesterday. Things should get interesting on Convoy Radio today, but that doesn't mean that the #RamRanchResistance needs to let up

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@Noellenarwhal

19 days

In Toronto, we have a police chief whining that an innocent man wasn't convicted of murder, and a police officer getting a paid vacation for assaulting 2 women

Toronto Police

@TorontoPolice

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News Release - TPS Officer Charged

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

It's true though

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

8 months

Quick PSA for the bigots!! It is illegal in Canada for minors to get cosmetic surgery without parental consent, so stop inciting hate over something THAT LITERALLY ISN'T HAPPENING! Predators don't want kids to learn about consent and that no means no!!

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Decided to check on the Zello channel for the Honkies They're mad...

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@mattxiv Yeah, but we also have a drunk uncle cooking meth in the closet. We're not as perfect as we like to believe

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau The United States requires that visitors be vaccinated to enter the country, dipshit. Trudeau didn't make that rule

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Happening now in Toronto They have no sense of awareness

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

@LaurenWitzkeDE It's true

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Good morning and happy groundhog day!! Are you ready for day 4 of convoy radio? I'm not sure I am but it's happening anyway. Everyone sounds tired and congested. Gone is the excitement and hope of the early days of the #ivermectininsurrection

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Soooo...on the 13th day of listening to the #ivermectininsurrection I told a Honky to go and suck a fart out of Joe Rogan's butt hole And I'm not sorry about it

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@CandiceBergenMP I am disturbed and saddened by your party pandering to white supremacist illegal occupiers. Eat a bag of dicks

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

They're talking about possibly wearing masks to reduce the exposure of the diesel fumes I'm serious. They're talking about this

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

As of today, virtual medical care is no longer OHIP covered in Ontario. Because of @fordnation and @SylviaJonesMPP I have lost access to my psychiatrist who I see for ADHD treatment. People who need routine prescription refills have to schlep to the doctor's office...

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@Noellenarwhal

1 month

@BrianDrisk Understand what?

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

You can be horrified by what happened in Saskatchewan without making it an excuse to spout racism Not sure if some of you knew that

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@Noellenarwhal

7 months

Oh, nothing...just a Toronto realtor being an absolute ghoul

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@Noellenarwhal

8 months

Is anyone able to explain to me what is so horrible about saying that transphobia, homophobia and biphobia have no place in this country?

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

American siblings...just in case you need to "visit your cousin" up in Canada for a bit of time, for reasons, I'm here. I'm so sorry 😞

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@PierrePoilievre Didn't you vote against same sex marriage?

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@Noellenarwhal

8 months

@thefemagend @Videotapezzz Also, none of the first aid training has ever included using a sink to clean wounds. There are sterilized alcohol and cleansing wipes and gauze for that

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

I'm so proud of these amazing humans!

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Listening in on Convoy radio again. It's a workday for me, so updates will be slow. Mostly just people saying good morning and the usual pleasantries. Someone is broken down in Ottawa #ConvoyForFreedom

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

A few things...Rat King has quick the arrest record. There's no way that he was even allowed to cross the border before this Also...I think it's absolutely hilarious that his kids got vaccinated behind his loser back

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@Travisdhanraj Sheesh...I'm getting tagged a lot So...it's a song about 18 naked cowboys that Mark East on Twitch started using to troll the zello channels. About a week ago while live tweeting what I was listening to I made the hashtag #RamRanchResistance and...yep...it's all very weird

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@Noellenarwhal

6 months

He blocked me (for making fun of him) so I can't make fun of him directly, but I'm absolutely screaming that this thumb thinks that he can be choosy!! Good news, feminists! We are marked safe from this man

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@MelissaLantsman Also...you're a liar

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@PierrePoilievre 1. Mandates are pretty much gone everywhere 2. They are mostly provincial 3. You're not a doctor

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@Noellenarwhal

1 year

Local man is shocked to learn that women age

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

With that being said, I know a lot of you honkies are following this thread and I just want you to take a long look in the mirror and think about how it came to be that you think honking in front of children's hospitals for hours on end is OK. How did you get here?

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@IvisonJ Google the paradox of tolerance, dipshit. We do not tolerate intolerance. We do not tolerate hate. Shunning hate and intolerance is compassion and common sense. The silent majority has spoken up and they are the #RamRanchResistance

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

So many knots that were present for the past three weeks in my body just released while watching this

Mackenzie Gray

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It’s the day after the Battle of Wellington and the police have take back the street completely. No trucks, no cars and no hot tubs #cdnpoli #ottnews

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Or...you could just go home 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

I don't know much about football, but I'm definitely rooting for the Rams to win the Superbowl For obvious reasons

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

@drsdelliscc As a doctor, you must be aware that those other diseases aren't contagious

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

They keep saying that they're doing this for all of us...

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@Noellenarwhal

4 years

@KinqWizzy

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@Noellenarwhal

11 months

My favourite things about tonight, is the fact that @fordnation is probably really pissed and REALLY regretting pushing through the Strong Mayor powers

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@Noellenarwhal

10 months

Does anyone else sense the irony that the Conservatives were freaking out that Olivia Chow was going to bankrupt the city, when in actuality, 13 years of Conservative mayors literally bankrupted the city?

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

I mean...I feel like this is the EXACT thing we were trying to warn them about. In fact, some of the Zello mods got VERY angry at me for saying that this was gonna happen 'I regret going': Protester says he spent life savings to support 'Freedom Convoy'

'I regret going': Protester says he spent life savings to support Freedom Convoy | CBC News

A protester who joined the so-called Freedom Convoy, which occupied downtown Ottawa for much of February, says he regrets taking part after he lost $13,000 and his home protesting something he never...

www.cbc.ca

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Noelle

@Noellenarwhal

1 year

Last week I had an in person meeting with an exec above me. Halfway through he said "sorry about my voice, I'm a bit sick". And now I'm sick and my whole week is shot when it could have been a video call Have we learned NOTHING from the pandemic?!?! Please stop doing this!!

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Candace...kindly fvck off and eat a bag of dicks

Candace Owens

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STOP talking about Russia. Send American troops to Canada to deal with the tyrannical reign of Justin Trudeau Castro. He has fundamentally declared himself dictator and is waging war on innocent Canadian protesters and those who have supported them financially.

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Speaking as a white woman, I find white woman tears the most disgusting. Look at this little handmaiden of White Supremacy

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Someone can't understand why white woman tears aren't affecting anything other than the world's opinion of delusional entitled white women who cry to get their way. @Noellenarwhal @JennieVagini #ConvoyGoHome #WhitePrivilege #FluTruckKlan #RamRanchResisitance

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@Noellenarwhal

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"Local business owner inviting any truckers out there who are looking for food to eat my ass" They did not like that one

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Just went grocery shopping. Bought some eggs. Might pop by Home Depot and get some red paint for a project. Hey!! Totally unrelated, I was wondering where in the city the Russian Embassy is. No reason, really. Just wondering

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@LttleGel Ew...boomer meme

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

They've set up "Adopt a Trucker" so people can feed the truckers Call me crazy, but I feel like there was a gofundme for this very purpose

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Pat King lost his Facebook Probably because he was using it to harass elementary schools

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Hey look! I'm blocked by the Leader of the Official Opposition. Was it because I called her Murphy Brownshirt?? Anywho...I don't think that's entirely legal

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

"Last I heard, the residents of Ottawa are with us" No, the FUCK THEY ARE NOT!!

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@Noellenarwhal

2 years

Good morning! Anyone else exhausted? Sheesh...I don't want to get out of bed. Send my mail! I live here now. There's some chatter that the honkies are moving on to Toronto, and we'll see if the Windsor idiots will smarten up today

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@Noellenarwhal

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How is Rat King only 5 years older than me?!?! I still get carded regularly Hate really ages a person...sheesh "Strongest bloodline" my ass!

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