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Bachman

@ElonBachman

1 year

Create your own Royal Society with these two simple tricks

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

11 months

A whole rotisserie chicken for $7.50 is a miracle of capitalism. It's most of a day's calories for 30 minutes of minimum wage. It's delicious. It goes with everything. It comes hot, but you can eat it cold. Incredible.

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3 years

BREAKING: ROY JONES JR BEATS TYSON AFTER ADDITIONAL PUNCHES DISCOVERED

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4 years

Twitter in the time of Galileo

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3 years

BREAKING: ROLLING STONE REPORTS HOSPITALS OVERWHELMED WITH DUKE LACROSSE PLAYERS

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@ElonBachman

3 years

I continue to suspect the vax is pretty safe, and I generally laugh at personal anecdotes as a substitute for data, but the personal anecdotes are starting to pile up in my own life: I know three people who had heart attacks after the jab.

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Bachman

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2 years

I think one of the reasons Putin's "De-Nazification" propaganda didn't resonate abroad is that westerners hear the term and think "Oh, Nazi is what *we* call people when we're out of serious arguments"

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2 years

Imagine a Europe returned to warring principalities, but instead of castles as the basic political unit, individual power plants secede from the EU, offering heat and light to citizens willing to protect modernity

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Bachman

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4 months

If you spend enough time around poor people, you stop thinking of this Dril tweet as satire & realize that it's pretty accurate. "Candles" is just a stand-in for a suite of astoundingly profligate behaviors.

Mr Checkmark

@dril

11 years

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

2 months

First thing that popped up on Google was the Miami cannibal attack, committed by a Haitian

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@AlexNowrasteh

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@LegionOfLight23 Hey MAGAPATRIOTCHRISTISKING4EVER420, I’ll betcha it doesn’t happen here.

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Bachman

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2 years

What's creepy about Psaki is not the red hair or the dead eyes, or any of the general harridan physiognomy It's the off-axis tilt of the neck, like a raptor triangulating the location of a bug

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 months

Those familiar with African embezzlement scandals will recognize the convergent evolution in rhetorical style It's seldom "I didn't do it" It's "You have broken rank. How dare you question the tribal order"

End Wokeness

@EndWokeness

3 months

Mayor Tiffany Henyard: "You all should be ashamed of yourselves because you all black & you sitting here attacking a black woman in power" This was her response when questioned about using tax funds to pay for lavish trips, 1st class tickets, a $1M giveaway, and a $287k salary

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Bachman

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A weird result of 60 years of sexual egalitarian whitewashing is that every adult learns about gender differences via a series of private relationship crises--more or less excruciating--rather than that knowledge being embodied in institutions, ritual, and prejudice

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 years

1\ What follows is a thread summarizing what we know about COVID-19 Others more knowledgeable than I will continue to hash out the details, but at this point the data speaks clearly, and I see no point in continuing to tweet about it Summary: COVID-19 is not a big deal

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Bachman

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3 months

Hamburgers are popular in Japan because of all the Germans who moved there

Swann Marcus

@SwannMarcus89

3 months

Holy shit this is not how cultural transfer works. You will never have a style of food become super popular in an area unless people from that area are moving there. Thai food got popular because Thais opened restaurants in the US, not because white people just decided to make it

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2 years

In 1920, German officials blamed inflation on the war, rather than on money printing

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 months

Funny how much of third world dysfunction is inexplicable by any theory of "development"; go to major museum, hours are different from what's on website, this fact is met with placid indifference by all employed there. Not an issue of "funding" or "skills"

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

The fact that a guy called Scuba Mike 2024 scooped the New York Times on Fauci lying about gain-of-function research is why civilization is gonna make it

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@ElonBachman

3 years

Hospital CEO forced out after refusing to wear a mask after recovering from COVID-19 He is immune That's how it works The mask thing is now a full blown religion

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

2 months

Populations with average IQ around 70 are bad at fabricating war crimes

Israel Radar

@IsraelRadar_com

2 months

US expert: Gaza death toll reported by Hamas makes no sense: Daily totals increase too consistently, women & children casualty figures illogical, numbers most likely fake (this should be obvious to anyone with a little common sense). Here’s the report 👇

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Bachman

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A realization that comes with middle age is how many people are living lives of quiet desperation. A realization that comes with parenthood is how many nobodies are living kickass lives as moms and dads

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

1\ This thread commemorates those brave politicians who didn't let lockdowns slow them down Send me other examples by DM, and I'll add them First, Deborah Birx: retiring in disgrace after gathering 2 households and 4 generations for a Thanksgiving party

Dr. Birx says she will retire after 'overwhelming' holiday travel...

WASHINGTON — Dr. Deborah Birx has announced she plans to retire after being outed on Sunday for not following her own holiday travel guidance, calling the experience...

nypost.com

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

El Gato Malo got kicked off twitter for questioning establishment COVID policy, now his charts are being used in FDA presentations

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

Women outnumber men for Long COVID by four to one, which is about the average across a range of made up illnesses:

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Bachman

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2 years

Trans metaphysics is weird. It's the only grievance group I can think of that's obsessed with other people acknowledging that they "exist". Presumably having an audience is an essential ingredient in autogynephilia. Real victims usually just want to be left alone.

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

1 month

America's poorest live like kings compared to many westerners of just a few generations ago

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 months

"Equatorial Guinea would be a mess if Lynn were right"

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@SwannMarcus89

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Valid point from DMs about Equatorial Guinea, but even with oil money it is impossible for a country to have a decent GDP with IQs well below the Down Syndrome threshold. They wouldn't be able to maintain anything And as he pointed out the study was absurd

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

1 year

Love me an esoteric Twitter beatdown

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

How it started. How it's going.

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 years

For elites, lockdown was just "restaurants were closed for a while"

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

5 months

haha what is any of this?

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

25 days

As soon as Europeans pulled out of Africa, Africans started burning witches again

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 years

15\15 Civilization is skin deep. The second your neighbors get scared, 80% of them revert to a primal conformity. Take note of who around you kept their head, and make them part of your mental family. Cheers, guys! Back to dad puns and random econ posts!

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 years

Well, the CDC just threw their hat in with the "Just The (Bad) Flu" bros They estimate a 0.26% Infection Fatality Ratio COVID-19 has been the largest mass hallucination in history

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

As a meme, "Let's Go Brandon" is beautifully evolved to make the regime sweat It's wholesome, which makes it uncensorable And it holds regime propaganda up for ridicule It's a wink from all to all

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

There is an entire sub-genre of slapstick humor that results from intellectuals re-discovering what every parent knows

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 years

2\ COVID-19 is harmless to children. Many countries have not had a single death among the young. And even in large countries like the US, COVID-19 killed fewer kids this year than the flu did If you support keeping schools closed, you're a moron. It's that simple.

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@ElonBachman

4 years

When Switzerland stopped hydroxychloroquine, COVID-19 mortality increased. When they resumed it, mortality decreased.

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

1 year

Brilliant quantum physicist can't admit that men are more violent, because that would be too close to another uncomfortable truth

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 years

Today my family doctor treated me to a rant about the data on hydroxychloroquine, the uselessness of masks, the barbarity of lockdowns, the emptiness of her hospital. A crocus amid the mud of moral panic.

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

2 years

Autogynephiliacs with dementia sometimes forget that they'd pretended to change genders in furtherance of their fetish

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 years

7\ The data on mask usage is crummy, but the best data probably suggests that masks do nothing. If masks make you feel good, congrats. You should also sleep with a garlic wreath and a silver dagger to ward off vampires

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@ElonBachman

4 years

10\ Hydroxychloroquine may or may not work. But the studies claiming it doesn't work were literal frauds, committed by people who cared more about seeing Trump be wrong than about savings lives. I'm very curious to see real data on *early* dosing with HCQ

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@ElonBachman

4 years

3\ Lockdowns do not work. We have data from ~200 countries and even more sub-regions, and there is no link between the timing and stringency of lockdowns and subsequent disease progression If you support lockdowns, you are just superstitious and afraid

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@ElonBachman

4 years

4\ Lockdowns killed more than COVID-19 killed. In the developed world, this happened through suicides, overdoses, murders, missed cancer screenings, and stroke victims not seeking care In the 3rd world, through malnutrition and skipping vaccinations Karen was the real killer

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10 months

Have just reached the stage with kiddo where her brain has rewired itself to erase the first few years of memory. It's like a little death; time we spent together that she'll never know about but that's a permanent part of me

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@ElonBachman

3 months

The impressive thing about @Steve_Sailer is that he took the Faustian bargain ("endorse heterodoxy, be cast out of polite society") *without* availing himself of the rest of the bargain ("dispense with politeness") He has no reason to be polite, yet he is. Speaks to character.

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1 year

A friend shares a not-uncommon sight from Puerto Rico: 55 "handicapped" during pre-boarding, including 25 wheel chairs On his return flight, 15 used wheelchairs to board, only 1 to deboard

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Bachman

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3 years

Casual conversation with pediatrician: Me: "I looked at all 12 mask RCTs, and it seems there's no evidence of efficacy" Her: "Well I think they work" Me: "Interesting. Why?" Her: "I wore a mask this year and never got the flu" Science delenda est

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

5 months

The funniest joke that God played on coastal libs is that all ethnic cuisine--including "Mexican"--is cooked by 5'4" men from El Salvador

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If you could get rid of every illegal Mexican in the US but could never eat Mexican food again, would you do it?

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@ElonBachman

3 years

Morons think the sole lesson of the Holocaust is that if you find yourself in 1945 Germany, you should oppose death camps No you clowns, the lesson is that you should stop a creeping hygiene state when it's just starting

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

Here is a 2017 article calmly observing the "pathology" of masks

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

8 months

Why is there political will to enforce speed limits but not noise ordinances? A guy doing 75 in a 70 might not annoy a single person but will be hopping mad about his ticket. A guy with an unmuffled motorbike might enrage literally tens of thousands of citizens yet not be cited

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

4 years

6\ Much of the COVID-19 death toll was due to the northern hemisphere having had two back-to-back mild flu seasons In many places, the average COVID-19 victim had already lived beyond his country's life expectancy Had the media not named it, you'd never have heard of COVID-19

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Enormously revealing episode. All the guy did was *actually* translate English to Aboriginal English with an aboriginal at his side. But encountering a real aboriginal generated so much dissonance for normies that they assumed the whole thing was a gag.

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@OzraeliAvi

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This is the most racist government initiative I’ve ever seen. @MarkMcGowanMP had an indigenous elder translate his message from English to “Aboriginal-English.” The bloke is sick.

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14\ Journos sell you clicks, they don't sell the truth. Public health officials have their jobs because they didn't have the brains to work at Subway. Epidemiologists are terrible at stats and yearn for a real pandemic. Politicians feed on crisis the way Popeye feeds on spinach

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@ElonBachman

1 year

Jordan Neely, who had been arrested over 40 times, has an uncle who's been arrested over 70 times

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

3 years

Just got fined for not having a mask, and when I playfully asked the officer why he was fining me, his answer said so much more than he intended: "You're showing a lack of respect"

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@ElonBachman

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It would take me 30 minutes just to pluck a chicken

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@ElonBachman

4 years

9\ COVID-19 being "novel" does not make panicking wise Every flu is novel--that's why we keep getting them--and some flus kill tens of millions. Yet we don't lock down for flus. So locking down for COVID-19 was inexcusable

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@ElonBachman

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8\ Despite lockdowns definitely not working, and masks probably not working, the COVID-19 death toll will be a bit worse than an average "bad" flu year, but much less than a really bad flu year We all just panicked.

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5\ Herd immunity happens when 10-30% of the population has been infected, not the 60% that you'd expect from an R0 of 2.5 This is probably due to the fact that we have cross reactive antibodies and T cells from past common cold Coronaviruses

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Bachman

@ElonBachman

2 years

1\ Flipping through a 2016 edition of National Geographic, I found this graphic purporting to show that ocean pH is falling by 0.05 per year This is astounding, since it would mean H+ ion concentration is increasing 10x every 20 years

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@ElonBachman

3 years

Big announcement! Twitter suspended El Gato Malo ( @boriquagato ) for sharing data that shows lockdowns and masks don't work But you can now follow him on Substack:

the cathedral vs the bazaar

it was never a fair fight

boriquagato.substack.com

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@ElonBachman

2 years

BREAKING: CNN PROVIDES LIVE COVERAGE OF "MOSTLY PEACEFUL" OSCARS

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@ElonBachman

4 years

Alternate headline: Immunocompromised 89 year old on chemotheraphy the sole person out of 700 million COVID-19 recoveries to get it twice and die Long-lasting immunity proved beyond shadow of a doubt

New York Post

@nypost

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Dutch woman becomes first known death from a COVID-19 reinfection

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@ElonBachman

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Hemingway's masculinity was the opposite of manly. Walked out on a wife and child, had puerile habits (bull fights), adventured ostentatiously, wrote childlike prose, committed suicide. Kind of a stotting child himself, a literary Andrew Tate

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1 year

Not sure people realize that "OMG Musk cut expenses by two thirds and now a few Twitter widgets are glitching" doesn't make the point they think it makes

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@ElonBachman

4 years

Getting a PCR hit at 30-40 amplification cycles and concluding someone "has covid" is like finding goose down in your pillow and concluding your house is infested with geese.

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4 years

1\ Fauci's new paper on COVID-19 is a tissue of falsehoods, which isn't too surprising But what surprised me is what a terrible writer he is. The introductory paragraph could serve as cautionary material for a freshman course in writing style:

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@ElonBachman

3 years

I regret to inform you that the Blue Checks are bickering over who gets credit for stuff the rest of us understood long ago

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@ElonBachman

11 months

CAPTURED: THE MOMENT THE SUPREME COURT STRIKES DOWN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

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@ElonBachman

4 years

Germany joins China and Taiwan in concluding that COVID-19 rarely spreads through casual contact It spreads through repeated, large doses, such as you get while sheltering in place.

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20% of income on salons, more spent on car than on rent, etc. But also just pervasive high time preference. E.g. making minimum wage but buying a bottle of water on the way home from work.

Wendigo 🇺🇲🦅🍌

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@ElonBachman What were the most outrageous big spend categories?

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IQ discourse from the (shrieking, infantile) academy is fun because it's as if automotive engineers were still disputing, in 2023, whether bigger engines produce more power The heritability of intergroup IQ differences was settled 150 years ago, everything since is details

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@ElonBachman

4 years

The W.H.O.'s latest guidance on mask wearing doesn't even pretend to be scientific This is Panglossian drivel:

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The 49:1 elderly ratio is one of those miracles of consilience that environmentalists have no answer for. It's like Einstein realizing that GR predicts gravitational lensing, then finding it If you understand it, you are on the abyssal plain of that "HBD Iceberg" meme

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Crime doesn't get much more heinous than Murdering the victim you just Sexually Assaulted. The racial disparities of this extreme crime are quite extreme. Blacks have committed: - 98% of Inter-Racial Rape-and-Murders of the Elderly - 88% of Inter-Racial Rape-and-Murders - 85% of…

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Try to spot the two quarters where the entire legal and accounting teams resigned. $TSLA

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3 years

These beautiful realizations are happening all over the world

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3 years

BREAKING: CALIGULA APPOINTS HORSE AS FOUR-STAR ADMIRAL

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4 years

When I hear that New Zealand avoided COVID-19 by locking down

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Couple of times in life I've found myself holding the *actual* budget of a poor person (compiled more or less under duress, following a family intervention), & each time it's basically been the Dril tweet. Like the rank orders of the categories don't even make sense.

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12\ We still don't know about long term side effects, but 90% of the hobgoblins you hear about (Kawasaki Like Disease, Ground Glass Opacities) will turn out to be nonsense Most people would be equally surprised to learn about long term flu complications

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DuckDuckGone

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Harvard degrees are about to become like wines "Oooh, a 2024 admission. Great year."

zerohedge

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*HARVARD LOSES SUPREME COURT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ADMISSIONS CASE

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6\ There's no real point to this thread, other than that "climate science" is a field populated by unserious people doing unserious work. The most cartoonish research makes its way into policy documents like the IPCC report, so long as it supports Leftist eco-eschatology

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@EvanZhao6 The commies will inevitably complain that not everyone can drive to Costco etc etc

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@Rule3O3 I'm embarrassed by how many times I've failed to generalize the observation that well made beings are well made generally, & vice versa for the poorly made "Wow, this singer can also paint?" "Wow, this jock is good at math?" "Wow, this guy with strabismus is a criminal?

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13\ Test-and-trace is a fantasy in any large, pluralistic society. It probably does more harm, through stoking panic, than it does good It only works in small, culturally homogeneous places like Sweden, Iceland, South Korea

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I predicted Hanania retweeting Stancil favorably within four hours of it happening

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COVID-19 hypocrisy is hilarious

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The Imperial College model that scared countries around the world into locking down predicted 96,000 COVID-19 deaths in Sweden. Sweden remained open. Actual deaths? Only 2,500 so far.

AMPLs and YAMs aren’t Monies; They are Gambling Technologies

"It's hard to see why AMPL or YAM could ever replace a dollar. While the price of these tokens is relatively benign, their quantity fluctuates wildly. So the total purchasing power of AMPLs (or...

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This week, @realDonaldTrump tweeted data from @boriquagato , @ewoodhouse7 , and @AJKayWriter , and he used @andrewbostom data in a news conference This is incredible! An informal group of generalists built more COVID-19 expertise than the world's top public health "experts"

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It's May 21, and two things are now beyond dispute: 1. Lockdowns do not work 2. More than half the deaths are behind us, and we're only at 330K dead Therefore, COVID-19 is comparable to a bad flu year (650K dead) It hurts to admit, but the "Just The Flu Bros" were right

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5 years

@elonmusk @Porsche How about "Full Self Driving", "AutoPilot", "Battery Swap", "Alien Dreadnought", "Funding Secured", "Free cash flow", "Gigafactory", and "Appreciating asset"?

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3 years

In 1999, Roberto Benigni won Best Actor for playing a father who refused to let his son lose the joy of childhood while in a death camp (Life is Beautiful) In 2021, parents solemnly congratulate themselves for keeping kids terrified of a virus less dangerous to them than the flu

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It's over. They're going to dox Steve Sailer

Steve Sailer

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A major legacy media institution has been threatening to dox a pseudonymous Twitter account for months. The funny thing is that the man behind the pseudonym isn't a 400 pound basement dweller, but is charismatic, articulate, athletic, a snappy dresser, and movie star handsome.

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3 years

Venmo flagged my $43 dinner payment for a "compliance review" New World Order is laaaaame

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