Farage’s Amazon Echo @EchoFarage Twitter profile

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Farage’s Amazon Echo

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@johnredwood What do we want? “Langoustines” How do we want them? “ lightly grilled with a sauce vierge”

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@LolOverruled

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If Churchill doesn’t want to be attacked then he shouldn’t be out alone at night in the dark.

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Just a daily reminder that all this shit we are in at the moment is because of David Cameron being scared that he’d lose 5 MPs to UKIP.

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Nadine Dorries getting booed at Silverstone.

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Countries where protests can be ‘legally restricted’. Egypt China Russia Iran North Korea Myanmar .... and The United Kingdom.

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Sunday: Paul Dacre gets a call from No 10 instructing him to drop the Carrie Story. Tuesday: Paul Dacre gets a call from number 10 to offer him a place in the House of Lords.

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Is it just me or is everyone else forgetting that Dyson produced a grand total of fuck all ventilators?

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@Nigel_Farage Eastern European economic migrant stopped by a sovereign border. I’d have thought you’d be quite aroused by all of this Nigel.

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Banksy?

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The absolute beauty of knowing that when Tommy Robinson’s thuggish Neanderthal followers start donating to his gofundme they are giving that money to a Syrian refugee. Beautiful.

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@TiceRichard I’m happy to get my 10 year old daughter to explain the difference between climate and weather to you Richard. She has some hand puppets and crayons.

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McDonalds running out of milkshake has nothing to do with Brexit. No no no. It’s because of the high level of cows getting pinged on the test and trace app.

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Weird how the covidiots think that a mask doesn’t stop a virus but does stop oxygen molecules?

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BREAKING NEWS: Cavid Dameron will lead the enquiry into David Cameron’s lobbying activities.

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@ABridgen Durham is in Durham, you absolute casserole.

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@TiceRichard Upper New York bay is tidal you massive casserole.

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@MailOnline We got Nigel Farage in my town.

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Live from the Suez Canal. #Suez

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Number 10 deny reports that Boris is deliberately avoiding PMQs today. His press office confirmed in a statement: “The Prime Minister has 2 long-standing commitments today, one to open a garden centre at Lands End followed by a new footpath in John O’Groats.”.

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Prince Andrew could sit in his mother’s seat in St George’s Chapel on Monday wearing a Borat Mankini but the Daily Mail would still criticise the hypocrisy of Meghan’s hat.

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@MikeEllis132 When an Orange isn’t suitable for vegans anymore, you know something weird is going on.

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I’m old enough to remember when Suella Braverman’s parents invaded the UK.

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I wonder what @LeeAndersonMP_ will do for his next job after his constituents oust him at the next GE?

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@darrengrimes_ The UK isn’t 1500 sq ft though is it you massive effing casserole.

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Gavin Williamson wins flag wars with this innovative cranial implant variation.

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@Otto_English Lee Hurst, the only comedian who didn’t have to cancel his shows when the rule of six people came into force.

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Daily Mail is currently furiously trying to find a link between Meghan Markle and Center Parcs.

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This has been well buried. Just floating it to the surface once again.

Why would the father of Tory MP Priti Patel want to stand for Ukip?

Even though Sushil Patel is standing for Ukip, his daughter is adamant she will still love him despite his politics

www.theguardian.com

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Having fun? @MartinDaubney

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@LizTruss_MP

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@Nigel_Farage Don’t worry Nigel. Brexit will fix all of this. I saw it on a Facebook ad in 2016.

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Jill Biden: “So how did you and Boris meet?” Carrie: “ I was supporting Boris while his then wife was going through chemotherapy”

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@nadhimzahawi Nadhim, I checked the register of members interests, why can I not find any record of your ownership of Balshore Investments and Berkford Investments, offshore entities in Gibraltar. You know those offshore, tax free, shell companies that act as custodians of your YouGov stake.

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@benhabib6 @trussliz @KwasiKwarteng Ben, fetch the champagne glasses.

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@bbclaurak Is this the intro to Dorries latest erotic fiction novel?

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@IsabelOakeshott You also said this at the time Isabel and then 120,000 more people lost their lives after this tweet.

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@MikeEllis132 @Tesco why are your oranges not vegan anymore. Also any thoughts on the highly toxic Imazalil?

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@JustStop_Oil Whenever I think about the climate emergency I always blame the snooker players first too.

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@Mike_Fabricant Did you explain that relatives were not allowed to hold the hands of their dying lives ones while suitcases of booze were being smuggled into No 10.

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@sophielouisecc Weird how you never mention Uncle Andrew.

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“Sorry Mr Farage, but this is an English bank for English Money”.

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@PennyMordaunt Why did you accept £10k from climate change deniers?

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@RhonddaBryant During the sugar tax debate with chancellor George Osborne: Chris Bryant: "I'm delighted that finally the chancellor has realised the dangers of coke.""

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@nadhimzahawi You bought your constituency home through an offshore entity to avoid paying stamp duty. I hope you are going to be investigated first.

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@toryboypierce @Keir_Starmer You realise that you and all the other fanatical right wing client journalists have been outmanoeuvred by clarity and integrity here. Only the Tories lose from this situation. No one else.

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@pritipatel @JamesCleverly @bbcproms @edintfest Germany: we have taken refuge of 1,000,000 Ukrainians and they can now call Germany their new home. Priti Patel: you don’t need to pay £150 to visit us temporarily.

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@Conservatives @JoSally53 @ranil £7M per year of exports estimated. Woo!. Pre-Brexit we sold £123M per year to France alone. We import ~£300M of lamb from New Zealand. Total UK lamb production is down 16% since Brexit day.

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@JimMFelton @Luiseach That guy looks 10 years old and 50 years old at the same time. Weird

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@Mike_Fabricant Why make up lies Michael. I’d be quiet today if I were you, given the Bank of England used up £65Bn yesterday to protect £1Trillion of people’s pensions from being wiped out because of your government’s reckless actions.

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@JamesCleverly @Conservatives This needs investigating too…

Tory minister 'crashed into car while talking on phone', driver claims

‘This guy James Cleverly ... hit my car on M11,’ motorist fumes following collision

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@gordoncraig11 @IsabelOakeshott Correct, that’s Boris Johnson.

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@KirstieMAllsopp Don’t listen to the haters Kristie. You are right, we can all afford to buy if we consider living elsewhere. I’ve been watching re-runs of Location, Location, much more affordable. So we’ve decided to move back to 2001.

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@sophielouisecc I know which job is catastrophically underpaid. How about you focus your energy on that.

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Quick! Boris needs a new three word slogan… what is it?

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@johnredwood EU: Check that cake recipe you want, it’s got nuts in. U.K.: This is an oven ready cake, and the best cake for the U.K. EU: But it’s got nuts in. U.K: It’s the will of the British people to have this cake. EU: OK we warned you. *ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK* U.K: The EU is harming us!

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Naga Munchetty cannot like a tweet but the New Director general can donate £400K to the Tories without a sound.

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Tories are evil cunts

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@TiceRichard If Richard can bring his crayons, my 8 year old daughter can explain the difference between weather and climate for him.

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@pritipatel Your time would be better spent answering questions in parliament, rather than avoiding them.

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@TheFreds Decided to taste some fruit today. Fruit 1 (F1) tasted more lemony than Fruit 2 (F2). The fruits were tasted within 2 minutes of each other.

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@Mike_Fabricant

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@toryboypierce @GBNEWS Sorry Andrew, I’ve just bought an industrial stapler and I’ll be busy testing it out on my scrotum.

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@agirlcalledlina Lee hurst is lucky. The rule of six means that he hasn’t had to cancel any of his live shows.

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The RNLI should name one of their boats “Nigel Farage”. Imagine his fury knowing that every day he has rescued multiple refugees. Who is up for a crowdfunder?

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Nadine Dorries has been smoking lego again.

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Dominic Cummings isn’t as clever as he doesn’t think he is. Allegations of incompetence at the top of government have to be considered in light of the fact that this government is leading the world in Covid recovery.

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@Nigel_Farage Don’t worry Nigel. There’s a solution.Take a look at this tweet from errr… you…

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@tomhfh Never seen Jack Monroe calling for forced labour camps.

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Tory candidate for Ashfield, Lee Anderson, calling for the creation of forced labour camps. In the last election Tories were 1% behind so he has a strong prospect of becoming an MP. #GE2019 #forcedlabourcamps

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@darrengrimes_ You massive unemployed casserole. Three in the last 6.5 years didn’t gain PMship via a general election.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg When you have your own uterus, you can hold an opinion.

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@richardaeden @mrjamesob At least he doesn’t think about Meghan Markle whilst punching himself in the testicles.

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@CPhilpOfficial Percentage of GDP is a misleading measure. If you look at support as a percentage of average energy costs, we are getting 4 times less support than our EU neighbours.

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@MusicalGeisha @KiltedTxn One of these countries has a fully privatised utilities sector.

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@mikemoves12 It isn’t the Torie’s money Mike. If you need me to explain how taxes and the exchequer works please let me know.

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Nadine, you need to decide if you are a shit public servant or a shit TV presenter?

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries

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. @GaryLineker does need to decide though, is he a footie presenter or a candidate for the Labour Party? We discuss on my show tonight on @TalkTV 8pm !

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Therese Coffey breathes out pure carbon monoxide?

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@tomhfh Ah, I see. Asylum seekers when entering UK: Economic Migrants Asylum seekers when moved to Rwanda: Motivated people who can build a hub for business, innovation and entrepreneurialism. Got it..🤔🤦🏻‍♂️

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@emilyhewertson Recovery?

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@IsabelOakeshott @LushLtd Where does it say they are encouraging criminal gangs?

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@TVKev £65Bn BoE bail out probably helped a bit, no?

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@KevinASchofield He’s got a new supplier, cleaner batch. Will take him a few days to get used to it.

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@TVKev You are so dense that light bends around you.

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What a massive fucking helmet.

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@toryboypierce Public opinion is not on her side at all. Stop hallucinating.

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@IsabelOakeshott Any ideas what happened, in say the last 12 years?

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@Bren4Bassetlaw Is there a Tesco value mortgage as well? Mine seems to have gone up £600 a month since you gambled with the economy to support your rich mates.

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@sophielouisecc Lol. Grifter.

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Darren Grimes used to love a mass debate at school apparently?

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@darrengrimes_ You can’t get a sock pregnant.

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@JuliaHB1 @EdwardGLuce Must get lonely carrying all that hate on your own.

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@danwootton This you Dan?

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@IsabelOakeshott Negative left wing = everyone not supporting right wing fascism.

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@Carl_Froch @GaryLineker Are you going on holiday with Tommy Robinson again this year Carl?

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@darrengrimes_ BREAKING NEWS: Two Syrian asylum seekers armed with half a bottle of Fanta and a lidl carrier bag have taken control of Canterbury.

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@Conservatives @KwasiKwarteng Also conservatives: increasing your mortgage payments by £330 per month.

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@mjhall0854 Do you own your home outright or still pay rent? Average Nurse salary is not £42K it is £33,384. £24K after deductions. Average monthly rent in Uk is £1055. So 50% of earnings is on accommodation. 30 years ago this average was 20-25% of average earnings.

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@PetronellaWyatt Citronella, I have always had great admiration for your clear and elevated level of taste.

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@johnredwood EU: Check that cake recipe you want, it’s got nuts in. U.K.: This is an oven ready cake, and the best cake for the U.K. EU: But it’s got nuts in. U.K: It’s the will of the British people to have this cake. EU: OK we warned you. *ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK* U.K: The EU is harming us!

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@_HenryBolton The money comes from the side of your Brexit bus.

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@RishiSunak What a massive wafflebollock casserole.

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