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Wake up, said the money. I need you to do something. Already? He'd been unemployed ten days. He'd saved half a million dollars. He'd dreamed for nine years. Every day. Please let them fire me. They did. That day he went to his Google Spreadsheet and looked at the money. Stocks…
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"Chairman, he acknowledged Taiwan" "Activate the ray"
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Wow
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COCAINE! I HAVE COCAINE!
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You have 6 seconds to introduce yourself 👇🏻 what would you say?
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Just got this text from my best friend for over ten years.
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Just got this from my best friend for over ten years.
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On her 12th birthday her mother gave her a red envelope from the mail. The family was poor. The father a drunk. The kids beat her up at school. The envelope had no return address. The upper left hand corner just said: A GIFT Well open it, said her mother. And she did. It…
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NY women love to go out with finance guys then announce they don’t like them
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She’ll lay the eggs in soft sand
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i just saw a pregnant asian for the first time
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Bred to find children living in burrows and other small spaces
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They’re gonna hire a guy to be the heterosexual with monkeypox
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What the fuck is going on
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I was sixteen and my mom made me get a job. Again. Learn the value of work. She was right, it’s a lesson I retain decades later: the value of work is less than fucking zero, a negative eating away at your soul and your life. So, thanks. I applied at the McDonald’s in Kingston,…
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I wish I had an amulet that hypnotized women and made them do what I want
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3 years
You live in SF. You make $500K. You don’t get laid. He does.
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Adderallism replaced alcoholism. Where white collar men would get day drunk and talk shit like Don Draper, now men and women both get geeked out on speed and worship entrepreneurship and grinding.
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Exactly what you think is happening, is happening
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Autism Capital 🧩
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RFK Jr running with Sergey Brin’s ex wife and dem donor Nicole Shanahan as running mate.
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Go to a party school Get the easiest job you can that pays Marry the easiest woman to deal with Live in the nicest climate you can afford
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The world is for extroverts and hot women
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2 years
All signs point to yes
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Jackin guys off takes its toll
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1 year
Women go right wing for fame like men go to Southeast Asia for sex
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2 years
Climate change is rich people telling you the weather is your fault
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"Now secure the Kennedy bloodline" "Yes, Reverend Mother"
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RFK Jr running with Sergey Brin’s ex wife and dem donor Nicole Shanahan as running mate.
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The Romanian Deadlift, pictured here, was invented by Armenian Olympic coach Frank Romanian to isolate the biceps. The exercise should be performed daily.
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Women love celebrities, men love cashiers
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3 years
2 grand? Now that you mention it, those PA results looked fishy
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I am Fatima, verified baby goat from Syria! I love you! Planes will not stop the monster Asad, please you must send the American soldiers!
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Sup bros welcome to Day One of Croatia Daygame Bootcamp. This is Cowboy and he’s about to do 100 cold approaches.
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And we will SHUT DOWN the pool... at that HABBO HOTEL
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Justin Pearson is a powerful orator
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2 years
Medium sending the good shit
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I was unemployed for a while. Now I’m a gray corporate worm. I have a 401(k). I wear loafers. I use Powerpoint; Excel. Advanced proficiency in Microsoft Office Suite. I’m in a small branch office of a large corporation. We share a bathroom. This means that the 4 times a day I…
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Any of the country's 5 million cocaine users could have put that bag in the White House library
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Healthy 24 year old dying of COVID begs for vaccine… too late
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He should say this now. He should have said it in the State of the Union. It’s true, and everyone knows it.
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He was so real for that
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Since @RobertKennedyJr wants to run his mouth, perhaps he can explain why he was on TikTok liking thirst traps while married
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Most men are right to never cold approach- it basically doesn't work
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@Delicious_Tacos This hits different in the wake of that survey data showing nearly half of young men have never even approached a woman.
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A four bedroom house in Hot Springs Montana is 99 thousand fucking dollars. Estimated mortgage: $382 a month. You get a separate detached cottage. The cottage alone, in this shithole fucking city I live in – this disgusting extension of Mexico but with additional loud helicopters…
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AI will create an ocean of garbage, rendering the internet unusable except for islands of curated content. Already underway. AI will amplify the robocall syndrome. No communication from someone not already vouched for will be trusted.
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We have to give the nerds pussy. Every SV guy thinks they need $100MM to get laid. They go nuts and create tech that will annihilate or immiserate all of us. Import third world pussy and give the nerds wives. I am 100% serious. They should be making games.
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Adderall is the 21st century lobotomy
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3 years
Libertarian Party campaign poster, 1996
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I TRY TO PULL OUT BUT SHE KEEPS PUTTING ME BACK IN
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BREAKING: 82-year-old Al Pacino is expecting his fourth child with 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah 🎉
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Baby how would you feel if you hadn’t had breakfast
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A 2022 study in Sweden concluded that women score 10-20 points lower on an iq test while ovulating vs the rest of the month
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No one gets COVID at the beach. They close beaches to flex and punish disobedience
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No American should have to work. Many will choose to. But all basic expenses should be covered by extracting tribute from the rest of the globe.
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"I find heterosexual sex with adult biological women enjoyable"
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Women chose 60 hour work weeks over living with us. They hate us that bad.
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I think men give up and play video games all day because video games are fun, and working sucks
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Approximately 8% of women have “Osama knee”
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Jones is one of those fat guys with great posture
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Wish you were here
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"Where are we going this weekend?"
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Ai women are women.
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Absolutely incredible
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Like all successful businesspeople this woman is insane. But she looks great at 55. This is a superb hairstyle and I like the sweater.
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zoom call from a ceo who cancelled all employee bonuses but took a $6.4 million bonus herself
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If I didn’t have to fuck I’d move to Montana. Get a cabin; some acreage. Out there you can own a pond. Maybe; I have no fucking idea. But I’m pretty sure you can get a place on a fuckton of land with a breathtaking view of snow capped mountains and possibly a creek running…
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These two men are the same age
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No way
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Lot of IRS horror stories on the TL Don't think anything can beat mine Notice my paycheck came with some extra paperwork Take a look IRS has taken a big chunk of money out of it- WTF? Found out they've been doing this AT EVERY JOB I'VE HAD FOR 30 YEARS
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She got impregnated by her rich famous boss, and you didn’t.
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@Mochak92 It's simple Mendelian genetics. One out of every ten times your child will look exactly like the jiu jitsu trainer your wife has been fucking
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STRESS HORMONES are KILLING YOU- better CALM DOWN or you're gonna DIE
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Neon Genesis Evangelion is a transcendent work. It happens to be a Japanese cartoon. This helps to disarm you. If it were an opera or an ancient Greek poem you might see it as a homework assignment.
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Adderall: banned Hormonal birth control: banned SSRIs: banned Nicotine: mandatory
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There are three people who want a job for every job. This doesn’t count people who said “fuck it” and just left the workforce. People underemployed, part time, cleaning toilets with a lit degree. We don’t make anything physical in America now. The thing we do make, computer…
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You're thinking of this place all wrong, as if I had the money back in a safe. Your money's in Web3 innovations, it's in startups empowering women
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“AR-15” stands for “Assault Rifle for ages 15 and up.” Invented by Heinrich Himmler, it shoots a “223” round, over ten times as large as a standard “.22”
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Porn is fine The best women have high body counts It’s good to fuck prostitutes Carbohydrates are good for you
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This book is already a must-read, synthesis of Paglia and what Heartiste could have become
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Dasha smacks Mike Crumplar at the reading
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Peterson’s energy is disturbing
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West Elm Caleb is women bragging they got fucked by a desirable guy
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Women are literally choosing to get torn apart by bears
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@SpiritedSparr0w Men are favoring hedonistic sex over children too much
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1 out of 5 women are attractive, 1 out of 20 men are attractive
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What did you expect. She’s 30. At 28 women start calling men by their jobs. A hot girl who writes me from Texas joined Tinder. She goes on two dates a night. They’re the surgeon, the trial lawyer, the CEO. Then she’s surprised when they text her how they want to give her a house…
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The government must distribute bananas, says Chimp Quarterly
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Mass layoffs are tearing through US media. To preserve a functioning media ecosystem, we need 3 things: immediate aid to struggling journalists, public subsidies to smaller news outlets, and eventually industry transformation into a publicly funded system.
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This is what a job does to you. This is just a man showing up for work.
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Debasing yourself in public is part of occult initiation / practice.
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I miss online dating
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When you’re young, everything has significance. You fall in love and think it’s the last time. What if it was.
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Coke-addicted son of an unpopular one-term president, soft from a lifetime of sinecures just handed to him. You think someone like that could be elected president? You're nuts man.
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We should build giant fake mushrooms for homeless people to live in, and make them dress like elves.
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“Guys it’s not hard. You just pick a woman you like and go talk to her. All three of you put on your best outfit and we’ll hit the bar tonight. I’ll show you.”
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If your job isn’t in this picture you gotta stay home
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Journalists went nuts cuz they’re all cranked to the gills on Adderall. A New York Times article is built in the same mindspace as a Palm Desert tweaker ripping apart his car stereo
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Murder Victims Posting L’s
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They hated him because he spoke the truth
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eye contact through the gap in the bathroom stall
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This is it. The entire culture. One picture.
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If the Obama gay sex thing were credible, Hillary's team would have found it/ pushed it in '07
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Robocalls are illegal. You get 10 a day. Nothing happens. Remember that when you're scared of some law
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Howling Mutant tweets like this 20x a day. A woman does it once, it goes to the Supreme Court and makes fortunes.
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How much does the free market think this is worth, I wonder
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