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3 months

A few years ago I wrote a question on FB then edited it when all the answers were in. It will always be the thing I'm most proud of. (Replies are in comments 🧵)

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Can't believe he's dressed as batman and not deadpool

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might be late to the party but michael barrymore being really into fortnite has killed me

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If you can't trust Dean Windass for medical advice who can you trust?

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Supreme CBD ambassador Dean Windass telling me it’s normal for me to sleep for 48 hours after taking a full pipette of 48000 strength (doesn’t exist) CBD oil. Your body will get used to it. FFS 🤦‍♂️

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He normally forces his way in, rather than out

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🚨 Thomas Partey is growing frustrated with his limited Arsenal role this season and could consider an exit in January. (Source: Sky Sports)

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Poor kids are now from broken Holmes

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Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford are getting a divorce

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Out of #respect for Kate having cancer I'll be flying my flag at half mast today

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7 months

Froze to death. Could have done with another coat.

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🚨| Viral grandad who ate paint thinking it was yoghurt has died Read more 👇

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9 months

I'm going to the hospital, and if they make me better, they win £20

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9 months

Deadline day transfer! After a week of intense negotiations Freddy Quinne is off to Hospital FC - HERE WE GOOOO

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1 year

Oh that is an unfortunate typo.

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@ReallyNiceDerek I just love chaos.

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11 months

Got married. Got a crisp wall.

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11 months

It's missing something but I can't quite put my finger on what🤔🏊‍♂️

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6 months

Got a serious Christmas card for my wife this year as it's the first one as a married couple. She went for a different vibe.

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9 months

This isn't to help with the pneumonia, it's to stop him eating

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9 months

Minions 2: Rise of BMI

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1 year

Supposed to record 2 YouTube eps of a new show today. Did one and got smashed. Great start

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1 year

@thatvittorio Quite irresponsible to have a pool with a kid who can't swim as well.

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1 year

Filmed something with @JamieHComedy this week and he seemed to really enjoy himself.

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1 month

I used to work on Jeremy Kyle and this makes me go urrghhhh might be a bit out order this one lads

Piers Morgan

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1 month

*WORLD EXCLUSIVE* The real-life Martha from Baby Reindeer breaks cover and gives me her first TV interview about the smash hit Netflix show. Fiona Harvey wants to have her say & ‘set the record straight.’ Is she a psycho stalker? Find out tomorrow on ⁦ @PiersUncensored ⁩

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1 year

Think we may have got a bit giddy on the train cans

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3 months

Go and see him before he dies

Freddy Quinne

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3 months

TICKETS FOR MY TOUR NOW AVAILABLE 🚨 My debut show “In Sickness” is going to 20 different venues across the UK and Ireland. It’s a brand new hour of comedy from me, same depraved filth. I’ve kept the ticket prices stupidly low cause I just care about doing it in front of packed

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Richard Gadd: We've done everything to disguise Martha, she wouldn't even recognise herself Richard Gadd last year: Let's cast someone who looks just like her

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26 days

Maybe don't put up an external photo of this one lads

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8 months

I love everything about this

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8 months

Revenge is best served cold ten years later

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7 months

Suppose that means I'm the only fun one left on the pod then

Freddy Quinne

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7 months

Had an appointment with a cardiologist today. Turns out I drunk so much alcohol that I have given myself heart failure. Need to do six months to a year of no drinking minimum for my heart to recover.

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Looks like what Top Cat eats out of the bin

Thomas Skinner ⚒

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1 month

Dinner time in the Skinner house! And I’ve cooked a lovely bit of rainbow trout cooked in garlic lemon & butter for everyone! The baby twins are trying it tonight for the 1st run. Fingers crossed they love it as much as I do! Bosh❤️

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5 months

@DeadMenTalkPod You're fat. Or you've got no dad. Not sure who wrote this.

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1 year

It's a beautiful thing. People who buy crisps in the pub and don't share should be asked to leave.

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1 year

Love how charmed this fella is by the torn open packet of crisps in a pub for everyone to share

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1 year

I don't know anything about boxing but I do know a thing or two about Freddy, so as soon as I read this I bet Smith at 8/1

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@FreddyQuinne

1 year

Fully expect Eubank to have too much class for Smith. Will manage the fight with his jab and win on points. Liam Smith will give one of those "tried really hard and never gave up but was never really in it" type performances

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11 months

Yesterday I filmed a podcast with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez and today I filmed some content for porn stars. If United sign me tomorrow then teenage me has somehow hacked the matrix.

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9 months

It's my one year anniversary on dead men today. Think my favourite bit was the worst dick competition, closely followed by being blocked by Michael Barrymore.

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BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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1 year

To grass is one thing, but to go fesshole about it is unforgivable. Reveal yourself you rat.

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@DeadMenTom

3 months

First official half marathon. That was fucking solid.

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10 months

Nothing more iconic than a line of lemsip

No Context Brits

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10 months

What’s the most iconic line in British television history?

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11 months

I've just watched the first cut of the stag do special. Imagine being tortured for two days, embarrassing yourself constantly and then having to watch it back so it can go on the internet. This is the stupidest thing I've ever done, but you're going to love it.

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1 year

Not sure how to take this comment.

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@DeadMenTom

1 year

Been sent a bouquet of crisps 😍 Thanks @RebIsReb

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5 months

When Fergie retired I was devastated, so I can understand how Liverpool fans feel today. And I won't stop laughing all fucking day.

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@DeadMenTom

7 months

😂😂😂

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7 months

@mcOOey @crispsessions @WorldAroundEwe @DeadMenTalkPod @DeadMenTom @JamieHComedy When she sucks so good she blows your cartoon hat off

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Dead Men Tom

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2 years

@GMB You should never judge people on how they talk or what they look like 😡 This so called 'comedian' should know better than that!

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4 months

Can we invite him on the pod? It can be my birthday AND my Christmas present

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Alastair is so rattled 😂😂

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8 months

Bit of a different episode today. Hopefully everyone doesn't hate me after this.

Dead Men Talking

@DeadMenTalkPod

8 months

TV producer reveals what it was like working on The Jeremy Kyle Show New episode out now.

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4 months

I never knew @nakedmartinuk did jigsaws

Marcus Rashford

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4 months

A few people have asked me about the jigsaw that I have been working on. If someone can correctly guess which puzzle it is, I will reward them with two tickets to an upcoming game at OT vs Fulham. Good luck! ✌️🏾

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3 months

The real symbol of Englishness

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9 months

Might sell this as merch if he dies

My Dad Has A Podcast

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9 months

Soon my babies, you time will be soon @FreddyQuinne @robmulholland @DeadMenTom @DeadMenTalkPod Check out the latest patreon episode for just £3 an month or the 7 day free trail because youll deffinatly remember to cancel.

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3 months

FOUR EPISODES.

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2 months

Should see all the helipads in his honour

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@DeadMenTom

1 year

I just filmed this with Freddy. We shot for 2 hours and spent £600 in burgers before he was happy with it.

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9 months

We're only just getting started

Dead Men Talking

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9 months

1m views on YouTube.

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1 year

New Glastonbury flag sorted

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When you get a hair transplant on klarna

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7 months

Someone's cut this new speed camera down near my house and it's really cheered me up

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@DeadMenTom

7 months

Football isn't as good as it used to be

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7 months

Good morning, here’s some Barclay’s heritage for you.

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@thecultraspod Ricky Lambert

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2 years

I'm not in today's episode but nice to see I'm missed

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1 year

Full metal jacket fans know

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Been going Old Trafford for 30 years and that's the best game I've ever seen there

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1 year

Chilled me right to the core.

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1 year

The chilling moment a car drove into the gates of Downing Street in London.

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1 year

I've written and deleted a lot of responses to morons today. Can't be arsed with arguing but also really want to

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Dead Men Tom

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5 months

@elliotsteelcom @JamieHComedy @FreddyQuinne @adamrowecomedy @Haveawordpod I wouldn't give Freddy the all clear to survive a game of scrabble, never mind boxing

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3 months

These gypsy call out videos aren't as good as they used to be

Joe

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3 months

Gemma Collins’ insta story last night is too much. Jedward mewing the camera whilst dragging Louis. Gemma splashing herself with water and making it known she cooked a roast for the boys. The inspirational quotes. The hot tub. The hunt for the 5 mill. Namaste 😭 #CBBUK

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1 year

What we just made tonight on the budget we had...wow. Thank you x

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10 months

@SenseiCarl_ I told my cousin it only worked on the back and he ruined his game

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2 years

@FreddyQuinne @DeadMenTalkPod This is how Rob shouts at me when I fuck up

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9 months

Very happy with the new studio / other end of the same room

The Crisp Sessions

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9 months

First two episodes of S2 recorded. Twice as much nonsense for this series.

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@DeadMenTom

1 year

If you enjoy bullying, torture and watching people degrade themselves, you are going to love the next special. Now I'm just off for a little cry.

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VfL Wolfsburg EN/US 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

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Welcome! 👋 Janina #Minge signs for VfL Women ✍️ The 24-year-old will join Wolfsburg in the summer on a free transfer from Freiburg. 🤝 More info ➡️

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1 year

See if they'll stick taskbastard on

Mick Ferry

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1 year

What a universe we live in. I’m in the Vyne Theatre in Berkhamsted. It’s a lovely venue on an industrial estate. And a member of staff has got @Haveawordpod on a loop for the customers in the bar.

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1 year

@JamieHComedy Get some chips and you've got a decent dip fest there

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@DeadMenTom

2 years

Just three weird lads filming a podcast in a sex dungeon with a dominatrix 💛🖤

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@DeadMenTom

2 months

@fionnviteza It's great advice. I'd also recommend becoming mates with them just as success starts to bloom and riding those coat tails as long as you can based on a shared interest in snacks

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2 years

We've been running a world's worst dick competition and had three people enter with a pic. One of them asked for some free merch, so I sent him a mug with a picture of his own dick on it 🤣🤣🤣

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@DeadMenTom

1 year

If Jamie's life was filmed like the Truman show nobody would watch anything else, ever. Society would collapse.

Dead Men Talking

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1 year

Jamie Hutchinson was far too close to his Nan😳

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6 months

LL Cool Gay (cos he's gay)

Dead Men Talking

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6 months

What should @FreddyQuinne 's rapper name be?

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7 months

Hahaha imagine being offended by colours

M&S

@marksandspencer

7 months

A statement from M&S:

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1 year

Quite a crisp set-up for a new side project

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4 months

So that's two famous wife killers who got away with it in the same week

NFL Rumors

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4 months

Former Buffalo Bills RB O.J. Simpson reportedly has been diagnosed when prostate cancer, per @TMZ .

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Dead Men Tom

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6 months

@robmulholland knows someone. Always giving them shoutouts

Adam Rowe

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Do I know anybody that works at the passport office?

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@DeadMenTom

6 months

Get it watched

Captain Bendy

@robmulholland

6 months

🚨 My new special BORN READY is out on @DeadMenTalkPod YouTube NOW!!! 🚨 This clip is about stupid modern dietary requirements. Everything I do is totally DIY and the only marketing I have is YOU spreading the word by sharing and telling your mates so thanks for the support 🙏

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5 months

Luke Littler is incredible. What do you even spend £100k on at 16? Can't buy an house, can't buy a car, can't even buy a beer

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Dead Men Tom

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7 months

I think we know who the next big PPV boxing fight is gonna be...

Freddy Quinne

@FreddyQuinne

7 months

Hey @ksi - given that this is probably the tenth time you’ve reacted to one of my videos, is there any chance you can tag me in them or give me a shout out? Seems mad I’m giving you content to react to and you can’t send a few followers my way…

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1 year

@LunarCFT Must have been a nightmare choosing birthday cards

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2 months

Sorry this is my fault. I know I shouldn't have done it but I sent someone a small fire in the post

Sky News

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2 months

Large fire breaks out at Evri warehouse in Bristol.

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1 year

Oh my god this is amazing 😂

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Dead Men Tom

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4 months

I TOLD YOU ALL THIS FEATURE WOULD WORK!

Dead Men Talking

@DeadMenTalkPod

4 months

C*NT OF THE WEEK Latest episode with @DanHasAPodcast out now!

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Dead Men Tom

@DeadMenTom

11 months

The face of a very hungover man who just got to studio and realised he forgot his laptop. Send me some lovely questions and I might read them on the show if I haven't killed myself by then.

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@DeadMenTom

1 year

Wembley bound

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@DeadMenTom

4 months

Four in a Behead

Mark Nelson

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4 months

Somewhere a reality TV producer is watching the Shamima Begum case with a gleam in their eyes. Dancing On ISIS. Or just Don’t Tell The Bride.

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Bought my wife a karaoke machine. What the fuck was I thinking.

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7 months

Oh this was a lot of fun

Dead Men Talking

@DeadMenTalkPod

7 months

Guess what we did today?

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Dead Men Tom

@DeadMenTom

6 months

This might be the funniest episode of any podcast ever. Felt bad that it was behind a paywall so we're putting it out for free as a Christmas treat. Enjoy!

The Crisp Sessions

@crispsessions

6 months

🚨Free Bonus Episode now live! 🚨 This one is absolutely bananas. It was originally a bonus episode but it's so funny we had to release it publicly