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@DeadCatSue

8 months

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11 months

@diandrasdiandra You instantly die

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@ProximaCB55 @iamharaldur What if Jay Z was eating dinner on the overbooked flight

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@PleoTCA @FeetFish685 It’s literally “predator, predator, person who had cocaine” lmao

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@Funding_Traders @DailyLoud My brother in Christ she literally purchased the seats

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@TonyPajama No you would reject the premise meaning the trolley and the people do not exist because this is an imaginary problem and nothing will happen if you do nothing

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@topherAlba26 @cctvidiots You cannot convince me that this isn’t dubbed over with Tom and Jerry audio. I would’ve believed just the thud was real. I could believe the yell was genuine if that was the only thing hilarious about this. I legitimately cannot believe that this combo of sounds rlly happened

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@tepienie @mollysrain Yes, and this limitation is only for free Spotify, so what is your point?

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@Hauntefaerie @RaineyOvalle Booty saying “yippee!”

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@NickFromTokyo

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@MeganBitchell This is the worst thing I’ve seen in my life

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@okimstillhungry Dude said “Call a lifeline!!! … but not for me”

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11 months

@HosAintHuman @murder_turd @pearlythingzz Lmao stop doing meth

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8 months

@shaun_vids Unpopular opinion: whether you think it’s wrong or not, this needs to happen more.

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11 months

@MatsuTendai @Win98Tech Dota and most of the classic esports are exceptions because they were good games that had esports grow naturally around them. Most games now are trying so hard to be played competitively that they don’t try to be unique or fun

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1 year

@bartsdiaz7 @ALT_Vibri I’m fucking losing it at the perfectly sorted oranges

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11 months

@untiltzuyu @heyyitsjanea I’m gonna be honest. I watch these K Pop Ice Spice mashups everytime I see them

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@ALEXF0RREST @nofucksgavin A perfectly symmetrical shot of two niggas getting sturdy in unison in front of a strikingly colored bodega

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@JoeLongBalls We’re quiet bc we’re fucking EATING brother

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@introspectual @ghstdiet @jankoczgar They must’ve never been broke neither because everything this baby ate gave me nostalgia 😭

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@VERONASFILMS

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@HumansNoContext Dwayne “Ba Rock” Johnson

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@AnaNuann @TonyPajama What happens if I just don’t participate in the thought experiment

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11 months

@URALREADY_DEAD @ProximaCB55 @iamharaldur My question for you is why are you so excited to be mean to strangers online that you can’t stop for just a moment to think about whether you’re missing context?

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@aardvarkwizard I’m not looking it up bc I wanna believe that all he said was “First?”

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@TheLuckLetter @MattBarats @lone_slayer I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING 😭

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@PrettyCantRap That’s tinnitus

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@CokeEnjoyer @mertcentury You gotta attack them in the overworld to trigger the encounter with an extra turn. Works best if you’ve built dexterity for guaranteed crit

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11 months

@avontsart @jrdynjy He drinkin water tho

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@WillFReillyIV @AnaNuann @TonyPajama Maybe, idk bc I reject your thought experiment

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10 months

@Tominat58729517 @pookleblinky @Kyle_MD It’s crazy how everyone will say things like “Gen Z is so dumb for believing anything on tik tok” and then get legitimately offended at the idea of doing any sort of independent research into things they read on twittter

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10 months

@pxielovee The funnier part is that some (not all) don’t even realize they’re hiring escorts, they just genuinely don’t take a minute to think about how weird it is that they just spent thousands on a random woman lmao

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2 years

@Veddjii @CoinersTakingLs They’re actually trying to disguise the fact that a bitcoin now costs 10k more to mine than a bitcoin is worth, at this very moment lmao

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@Hauntefaerie @BiaPumPum Loves to get rimmed is so weirdly unnecessary lmao

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@kirawontmiss Cap that actually genuinely was my first guess

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2 years

@AnuheaNihipali @TheSunnyGuy005 Idk I’m usually on your side with a lot of things you say, don’t get me wrong but maybe if you didn’t spend hours of your day tweeting bait/shitting on other people, you would stop attracting 15 y.o. trolls who just want a reaction out of you?

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10 months

@cianmaher0 @Q_Review This can’t be real my mind cannot fathom it

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@CosmonautMarcus I can’t BREATHE

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@KenHeLive Nigga there’s photo evidence 😭😭😭

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1 year

@fayemikah 24 and 19 is not that weird and saying that actually hurts your argument because it makes you look like a prude, but him being 50 and trending downward in terms of partner age is still definitely weird

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@mrmuggs2010 @RedLReviews I feel like this was a miscast but I blame it on the fact that studios kept trying to tap into that Tumblr Sexyman vibe I feel like Andrew’s Parker was hard to believe bc so much of his natural charisma shone through that he seemed like a cool popular guy that the movie was

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@jarn86797169 @connortammany03 @gamerboiprince @TheRedman10161 @bad2sentence Cumbs

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5 months

@Fiyasohollywood Standing in the middle of the road is as much of a crime as assault is! You don’t even know that he doesn’t support their side! He does not need to be okay with leaving his daughter stranded actually See, I also have an exclamation point key :)

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@MarioHTXX @KeshayDominique Kendrick literally dropped a whole album discussing and reflecting on the way black trauma and masculinity have caused him to treat women poorly, y’all just didn’t listen bc it didn’t have any bangers or sexy lightskins singing on it

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2 years

@ipeepghosts @thabirthofvenus @whiteybulger__ Sorry for the paragraphs but I think for a lot of people in these comments it’s easier to look at inmates as stupid/immature ppl who couldn’t just not do crimes (which they sometimes are!) and not victims of a predatory system designed to prey on the vulnerable

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@kashoutsosa @SixOweSno @bladexboltz Screenshots? He unpinned 😭😭😭

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11 months

@Lmachain1 @OluseyiSonaiya @HYHercules @URALREADY_DEAD @ProximaCB55 @iamharaldur The context is that explaining jokes make them not funny

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10 months

@kady_ruth A conflict that led to the divorce of Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara was kids, as he wanted to have them; she did not Alternatively, A conflict that led to the divorce of Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara was kids; he wanted to have them, and she did not It seems like in

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1 year

@torturesyndrome @cloudeeuhh @ycsm1n Y’all talking about two different things I can’t breathe lmaooooo

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2 years

@FelixTheIII @antitractionist @Variety Not everything you like is good, dude. Imagine a writer saying out of their own mouths, “yeah we aren’t good enough at writing to deliver on one of the main aspects of this concept” And being upset that other people would prefer a product that’s actually able to deliver

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@ettingermentum I love how this is also based on a real person

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@DanyBoyo @TonyPajama No

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11 months

@SquirrelNebula @ass_beaters You would also think that people wouldn’t grab random controls in a helicopter they aren’t flying

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10 months

@shainowell I like it

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1 year

@Q_Review Well, DC wasn’t tricked by the internet into letting Black Adam bomb twice On the other hand, no one in Black Adam said “it’s Morbin’ time!” 🤔

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@OhTheEyeNips @jacksonicide @TheDouggernaut Brother you could literally just do this

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@ladidaix @painbuiltt The “lol” at the end 😭😭😭

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2 years

@EllieNoireV2 @Thomas_SkinT @incelReplies Then she could’ve said “sorry, I don’t want to talk about it” or And this is gonna blow your mind Not put something in your dating app bio that you don’t want to have to explain to potential dates

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@CosmonautMarcus I think the premise is cute

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@MarioHTXX @KeshayDominique Which is even more hilarious because Kendrick’s whole point is that Drake and his fans don’t care about the culture or black people, they just want dumb pop shit to bump for the aesthetic

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@boujeebx They used a camera

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@Tenubular @tonyohsix @LastWordWilliam @MacieJay Niggas like this are just mad that it’s not 2008 anymore and you have to actually be able to handle social interactions and communication to play video games now lmao Solos/Deathmatch exist for a reason

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2 years

@JFG713 @ipeepghosts @thabirthofvenus @whiteybulger__ True. The system still dehumanizes, demeans, and profits off of those who make the wrong choice, which is what we’re talking about right now. This isn’t a platform for your “I grew up in a hood and I’m fine so everyone in jail actually must be dumb and ignorant” debates. Muted.

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@NlCKISAN @theeangelleah @MaxMand0m @Dakavelithagawd @__KingAlex_ @thecoloryeIIow She’s not gonna invite you on stage with her sis

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@salopefromvenus @thisiskashmir @freakingfrick That’s exactly the point. believe it or not, the solution to being underweight is not “eating dangerous amounts of sugary fast food” and even still yet, heart attack levels of caffeine will kill you alone whether you’re healthy or not. The point isn’t whether she’s underweight

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11 months

@swampman177013 @KristineparkerK @wildtiktokss For women it’d be period panties

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10 months

@keyon Yes but because the whole point of Debbie’s getting worse is that she’s eventually warped by the lack of any sort of role model and always having to be an adult

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@CrownRoyel @topherAlba26 @cctvidiots Normally I’d say this ruined the joke but honestly I deadass thought the thud was the fake part because he hit that nigga so hard the impact clipped the microphone It makes it even funnier to realize he actually hit that nigga that hard 😭😭😭

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@senadeski @kirawontmiss I’m saying lmao why tf would you post an ad for it 😭

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8 months

@2kinder2cuck @MeganBitchell I've seen enough. I wish now only to be removed from suffering.

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2 years

@bread_mango @pcgamer It bothers me that the measure markers are so faint and if I’m not mistaken I don’t even think they match up with the tempo

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@Grimeandreason @GE0RGESANT0S Nah fr, my classmates are so willing to talk their shit meanwhile I grew up thinking you’re required to let ppl yell at you if they’re your boss😭

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@natemcnatenate @swampman177013 @KristineparkerK @wildtiktokss I’m saying they have an actual phrase for it. The phrase is Period Panties

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@its_menieb @PicturesFoIder The second one is actually correct idc

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@gum_mp3 This nigga went offffffff

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@Hauntefaerie @bictorbab2 @swagsov Song kinda slaps

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8 months

@clawwwie @GwenShmoople BRB gonna go ask this 6 mo. old if the gender binary is causing them dysphoria

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7 months

@SymoneBeez Y’all talking like this nigga ain’t just drop an album last year??? Lmao I love that he’s doing his thang but this niggas career is nowhere near over

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4 months

@ronantyche @SaiScribbles I hate any sort of internal discourse on the left about media because there’s a very clear divide between who actually wants to improve media as a whole and how certain topics are portrayed and discussed vs. people who just desperately need external validation of the things they

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10 months

@NotDedf1sh @Schaffrillas Did he block you for this

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4 months

@cjsweet567 @kirawontmiss Dog, didn’t even really celebrate that much 😭😭😭 I can tell immediately just off the energy and the fact they felt the need to film it that little nigga was prob talking hella shit before the camera started

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@MOlgera85 @Ghetto_Bird_2a @jarn86797169 @connortammany03 @gamerboiprince @TheRedman10161 @bad2sentence Chocolate chip cumbers

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8 months

@TommyPicklesPC @MightyKeef Fr like how they gon give him the exaggerated swagger of a black teen and then not exaggerate the swagger

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1 year

@HillaryMarrs @Funding_Traders @DailyLoud I’m trolling, I’m having the same dream except everyone is having a serious political argument about a woman wrapping airplane seats with clingwrap

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@AlphaKabin4 @fauxfresh “You know where you at?” “Where? 🤓” Nigga was dropping GTA 5 NPC voice lines and nigga had no clue 😭😭😭

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10 months

@Hauntefaerie @fatfabfeminist For $25.50/hr I can get this bussy fertile af wtf

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3 months

@BurakkuFlash @MadVidss Y’all better than me bc if I tell you to leave and you buck up to me on my porch about someone who isn’t even at my home, you’re either leaving my house or leaving this plane of existence. Some of y’all need to learn you are not owed mercy as an aggressor

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@givemeurdisease She also bought brand name dish soap and crest 😭😭😭 pls teach these folk

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11 months

@JCDenton2050 @Q_Review Honestly it would be funny if instead of developing into some badass girl-boss in the real world, she finds out that she sucks there too so she starts doing really bad stand up and sucks at that too and then the movie just ends

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8 months

@clawwwie @GwenShmoople Back, they got distracted by the jingly bell on my key chains

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@DAVIDPLEASESTOP @slicesofmoss The unexpected downside of anxiety being a more socially acceptable illness is that people can’t grasp regularly having conversations with people you regularly see outside

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11 months

@poopio_ @MatsuTendai @Win98Tech This might actually be the most idiotic take I’ve ever read on this site, but I’d have to boot up the Competitive Multiplayer First Person Shooter known as Elden Ring to verify

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9 months

@CosmonautMarcus Ben Affleck and Adam Sandler are like that special breed of white bro where I feel like no matter how famous they get, if you invited them to play video games on dying PS4 in a furnitureless studio apartment, then they’d pull up with beers and some hoes or st

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@001Odds @arakeawara @MKBHD Yeah, that’s why they don’t update. Congrats on understanding 🖤

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@goodnoah666 @SixOweSno @kashoutsosa @bladexboltz I get into arguments on here every day with this avi and still stand on business, he definitely cowardly

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@EliderBrian @ShitpostGate It’s only correct when you’re referring to someone who explicitly identifies as non-binary and even then it only applies technically bc most Latinos I know don’t particularly care

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2 years

@stevenmprewitt @ParasiticFungus @katewhiteshark @q_in_da_houseG Fungi v. Flora beef on the tl, finally

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10 months

HOLY SHIT I FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POST THIS

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@NickFromTokyo

10 months

In an attempt to get Americans to see why Japan finds Barbenheimer offensive, Japanese twitter has taken to making 9/11 jokes - completely misunderstanding that Americans love 9/11 jokes.