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Gaza: Palestinians tortured, summarily killed by Hamas forces during 2014 conflict

Hamas forces carried out a brutal campaign of abductions, torture and unlawful killings against Palestinians accused of “collaborating” with Israel and others during Israel’s military offensive...

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@NatashaBertrand There's been a 5300% increase in the use of the hashtag " #FireMcMaster " by Russian bots and trolls. Seen this before

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New York's "Red Flag" law goes into effect today. If you are a family or household member of someone who is threatening serious harm to themselves or others, you can now petition a court to have their firearms removed from their possession.

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@David_Leavitt That's because Steven King writes books.

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@thehill Sorry FCC, it's political expression and thus subject to 1st Amendment's "broadest protection." Roth v. United States, 354 U.S. 476 (1957).

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@RonWaxman @Mimirocah1 I've been wrong about a bunch of things in my adult life, but I think my opining back in December that it was time to bring in "new blood" as Speaker of the House was the wrongest I've ever been. #MadameSpeaker

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@nytopinion @cmclymer @SarahHuckabee is very disturbed by this story. That child did not finish their shift.

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@kristindonnelly @allahpundit Who's the guy on the right hoping for divine intervention?

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@steve_vladeck Ah yes, the time-tested "look what you made me do" doctrine of Constitutional jurisprudence.

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@davenewworld_2 @Castantine So very close to getting it.

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@revrrlewis The first rule of NYC walking is to ignore anyone trying to get your attention. The second rule of NYC walking is to ignore anyone who's clearly an idiot.

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One thing I can promise about the "Army for Trump," no Trump family member will be serving on the front lines.

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@shannonrwatts @SIfill_ "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State . . ."

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@EliseStefanik Do you seriously not know how criminal trials work?

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@Acyn "Hi, we're some of the most notorious deadbeats on the planet." "Can I have a bond to stay a judgment that found us liable for defrauding our lenders for decades?" "Why are you laughing?"

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@Fritschner Timed to make sure the seat would stay vacant until until November. Damn, these Republicans really, really hate their fellow Republicans.

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@waltermasterson Hi, I've been carrying the ANTIFA-branded Mastercard and I'm missing rewards miles for a stay at a Marriott in Toledo last month. Can you tell me who I call about that?

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@morninggloria You don't need photoshop. Here's an actual photo of Ivanka posing with an Olympic medal that someone else trained and sacrificed their entire life to earn.

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@RightWingWatch My theory is that Republicans went looking for the smallest, most vulnerable minority possible to start with. They're working their way up to the larger minority groups.

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@NBCNews @cfarivar Begs the question of exactly how racist you have to be for Republicans to think you're racist?

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@joncoopertweets What an absolutely delightful human being. No wonder @realDonaldTrump lavished praise on Alex Jones: “Your reputation is amazing. I will not let you down.”

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@barbjean @RyanFleury @JudgeJeanine @realDonaldTrump Would you mind not mentioning the words "three way" in the same sentence as "Ann Coulter?" I'm about to go to dinner.

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@_Floodlight Reading is Fundamental.

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The hyper-aggressive pushback to vaccine mandates by police unions all over the country is a warning sign for how thoroughly right wing propaganda has captured the rank and file membership, even in areas where the citizenry and government are overwhelmingly center-left.

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San Francisco sheriff's duputy union says that officers will quit in large numbers of the city imposes a vaccine mandate.

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@atrupar It's part of Interstate 695 which is, ahem, a federal highway.

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@RightWingWatch Liberals own guns too. We just don't feel the need to conspicuously display them.

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@RandPaul Can an ophthalmologist self-treat willful blindness?

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@NolanDMcCaskill A lot of this energy happening here.

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@maggieNYT I hope it sends a message that Fox is not a legitimate news organization and that the Democratic party is going to stop pretending it is.

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@TomNamako @JulieNBCNews @kate_santaliz @lizbrownkaiser @brennanleach @NBCNews How about "uterus police?"

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@highbrow_nobrow That's also known as "Graduating from Trump University."

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@thehill Sounds like Jr. just needed to temporarily slip his Secret Service detail. Kind of thing you do if you are having a secret meeting.

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@politicongress I genuinely hope he beats this, but seriously?

Rep. Scalise rejects CDC's mask recommendations days after getting COVID-19 vaccine

Rep. Scalise tweeted "This isn't about science—it's about government control," in response to the CDC's latest guidance on masks.

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@NBCNews @ckubeNBC @JuliaEAinsley Let me see if I have this straight. Replacing our public/private health insurance system with a fully public one is "socialism," but the national government expropriating miles of private land for its own use is still capitalism?

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@highbrow_nobrow @justinbaragona Abortion post-birth would be charged as murder in all 50 States and the District of Columbia. Or it would be if "post-birth abortion" were a thing that actually happened, which it isn't.

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@ddale8 Hey buddy, you took a job as a spokesman for Marjorie Taylor Greene, surely you expected to have to field questions like this from the Press multiple times a day? Don't you have a more substantive response prepared?

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@jaketapper Isn't his usual exit strategy a cash payment in exchange for a signed non-disclosure agreement?

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@Lis_Smith points to this clip as an example of @JoeBiden 's ability to communicate compassion and empathy through media, but I'm also struck by his ability to communicate medical science and treatment accurately in layman's terms. What a contrast.

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In an emotional moment, Joe Biden consoles Meghan McCain, whose father was diagnosed with the same cancer as Biden's late son Beau: "There is hope. And if anybody can make it, your dad [can]."

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@JDCocchiarella @lauferlaw Coming January 2023

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@MaxKennerly @joncoopertweets Hmm, after reading the article all the way through (to the last paragraph), I concede your point. The child porn was apparently in an ESI dump. So Jones only possessed child porn and didn't send it to the families. He's still a despicable human being though.

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@JeffClarkUS Are the witches, spiritists, mediums, those with spirit animals and Ukrainian NPCs in the room with us now?

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@RonFilipkowski Why would Kamala Harris and Randi Weingarten risk contracting leprosy just to meet with a governor in his last term?

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@Isikoff Wouldn't surprise me if the documents were in a Manila folder labeled "Ukrainian lobbying records--DO NOT SHOW TO FBI or IRS"

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@hannahdreier When the Boy's Workhouse scenes in "Oliver!" are your porn.

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@Kjwalsh_news @kbgottajd "The President of the Senate shall, in the presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted." That's all it says on the Vice President's role.

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@DavidCayJ @gtconway3d @DCReportMedia Bankruptcy proceedings require extremely comprehensive financial disclosures by the debtor and false statements in those disclosures are serious crimes that are routinely prosecuted. Color me skeptical that Trump will seek Bankruptcy protection.

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@atrupar @MalcolmNance Dear Mr. Trump (that's how you're properly addressed now BTW), the legal proceedings instituted against you by "DAs" are not lawsuits, they are criminal prosecutions where you face significant time in federal and state prison. I'm sorry your lawyers haven't explained the…

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@gabegutierrez @davidfrum In fairness, having Zelenskyy address a joint session of Congress would take valuable time away from House Republicans displaying photos of Hunter Biden’s junk.

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@EliseStefanik He paid off an adult film star with whom he committed adultery with laundered money to buy her silence during a presidential campaign. Both his attorney and his CFO have already pled guilty and gone to jail. At some point doesn't any reasonable person just give up defending him?

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@TransitErwin "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this formica and pressed wood fixture, is rightwise Assistant Manager born of all Wendy's."

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In case anyone wants to unburden themselves today, the address is: Robert S. Mueller III Special Counsel Department of Justice Special Counsel’s Office 950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Room B-103 Washington, D.C. 20530 special.counsel @usdoj .gov

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @jaketapper Speaking of polls, how's your Dad doing? Also, remember he can't pardon you once he's out of office.

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@business Trump calling 1-800-INJURED to find his next lawyer. "But I HAVE been injured! Nobody's ever been more injured than me!"

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Fox News is still trying to get its arms around this whole "free speech" thing--things get so confusing when the speaker is black.

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. @JudgeJeanine , I was found not guilty & I didn't direct any violence. In fact, I was protesting the violence of the police. Stop lying.

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@dbongino If by "monitoring," you mean reading your public social media posts (as painful as that is), then I guess I'm monitoring you now. Consider yourself monitored.

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@nycsouthpaw "Today's launch code passphrase is 'Orange Jul!us'"

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@Acyn I thought the rioters were all ANTIFA/FBI?

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@EliseStefanik @maggieNYT Serious question Representative Stefanik--can you give an example of something that Donald Trump could hypothetically do that would cause you to support impeachment?

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Remember when Bill Clinton and then- AG Loretta Lynch had a chance 20-minute meeting on an airport tarmac while Hillary Clinton was the subject of an FBI investigation and Republicans absolutely flipped their shit? Good times.

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This is all so extraordinary

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@LqLana Arkansas's growth has stagnated as the flow of legal immigrants to the state fell precipitously under the Trump administration.

Decline in Immigration Threatens Growth of Regions on the Rise (Published 2021)

Immigrants helped make places like Northwest Arkansas economic dynamos. But their dwindling numbers, a big factor in slower population growth, could have long-term repercussions.

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@RonFilipkowski Donald Trump was indicted in four different jurisdictions because he committed completely different crimes in four different jurisdictions.

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@ryanjreilly Original founding members of Antifa.

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@deborahamos @joshtpm This is the welcome Trump thought he would get during his inauguration, he didn't know you only get that sort of thing in dictatorships.

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@th3j35t3r " . . .and that the FBI director wouldn't support his claims that President Barack Obama had tapped his phones in Trump Tower." Bullseye

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@JoshShapiroPA Also, unsurprisingly, there is no legal authority for discarding votes that were cast in good-faith by voters in compliance with the laws and rules existing at the time, even if those laws and rules are later successfully challenged in court. None.

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@atrupar @JaredEMoskowitz Republicans in Congress are having quite a day.

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@davidfrum "Evening officer. Whatever you do, don't look in the trunk."

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@Evan_Rosenfeld @marcthiessen @RepAdamSchiff @RepSwalwell @MarkWarner Anybody else getting the distinct feeling that Republicans have been told by DOJ sycophants that there's something incredibly damning in the Mueller Report?

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@RepStefanik So, pretty much just anyone off the street at this point?

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@RonFilipkowski The Lancet Commission was genuinely horrified by Trump's handling of the pandemic, finding that approximately 40% of US COVID-19 deaths "could have been averted . . ." "He expedited the spread of COVID-19 in the US," the authors wrote.

Damning analysis of Trump's pandemic response suggested 40% of US COVID-19 deaths could have been...

A medical journal compared the number of US COVID-19 deaths — the highest in the world — with the deaths in similarly wealthy countries.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Surely your lawyers explained to you that you have the right to appeal without "putting up" one red cent. The appellate bond or deposit into court is to stay enforcement of the judgment during appeal. Also, your right to appeal has nothing to do with Judge Engoron.

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@lizbrownkaiser @SenFettermanPA My day is complete.

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@patriottakes Wow, I feel legally intoxicated just having watched this.

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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Russian troops were occupying Ukrainian sovereign territory every single second of the Trump Administration.

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@nameshiv @espiers We should seriously consider mandatory cultural assimilation classes for people who move to NYC from Los Angeles.

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@rebeccaballhaus "Susan B. Anthony is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.”

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@waltshaub It's worse than that, it's "a nation's leader influencing the administration of justice to protect friends who were prosecuted for engaging in illegal activity on behalf of that nation's leader"

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@atrupar I did not win Powerball on Monday. I demand Attorney General James investigate.

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No, I didn't know that. Because the FBI doesn't have any role in negotiating plea agreements.

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@IngrahamAngle Yeah, where would Trump find an army? Also: "Mark, the president needs to tell people in the Capitol to go home," texted Ingraham, host of "The Ingraham Angle." "This is hurting all of us. He is destroying his legacy."

WATCH: Rep. Cheney reads texts sent by Fox hosts to Mark Meadows on Jan. 6

Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham and Brian Kilmeade all texted Mark Meadows during the insurrection offering advice on what the president should do.

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This is the moment in the poker game when you realize the guy sitting across from you has four of a kind and you've been bluffing with a pair of threes.

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@AccountableGOP If Trump thinks disclosure of his Twitter account records in response to a warrant is intrusive, wait until he experiences his first prison strip search.

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@ACLU Once you've gone after undocumented immigrants brought here as children, you really have no place left to go but after the disabled.

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@NatashaBertrand But there's no way Kushner/Bannon would be stupid enough to return to the same MO they used to throw the election to Trump, right? . . .

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@TrumpDailyPosts I know, things are terrible right now! Some of us owe as much as $464 million.

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@highbrow_nobrow @adammocklerr How come everyone who eats paste is a Trump supporter?

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@nypost I'm wearing my Italian hiking boots today. When is the @nypost dispatching a reporter?

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@TransitErwin And they said taking eight credits of Arthurian Literature would never be useful.

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@EWErickson "Every inch of exposed hairy leg is a dagger to the heart of the founding fathers!"

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@Mediaite @benshapiro He's just angry about the minimum height restrictions to ride some of the best rides at Disney World.

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@thehill A task force consisting of Sergey Kislyak, Don Jr., Jared and who else?

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@Acyn "He makes up these stories . . . like there's a picture of a truck, 'I used to drive a truck.'"

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@HawleyMO Republicans keep coming up with new reasons not to fund military aid to Ukraine. It's as if the entire argument is in bad faith.

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@NBCNews @PeteWilliamsNBC States' rights are obviously only relevant when it comes to enacting the least restrictive gun laws possible.

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@ARmastrangelo Thanks for this advice. I'm sure the infants and toddlers in CBP custody really appreciate it.

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@DineshDSouza Wait, you're serious?

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@SCPDHq @scottyeidz Really? Because the way your officers were applauding as the President encouraged them to do violence to suspects suggests otherwise.

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@highbrow_nobrow @HeartlandSignal And then the entire state ran out of Doritos.

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