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big part of the justified praise for zelensky is how rare it is to see a politician behave with honor in 2022

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Franken should announce he’s switching parties. He’ll be fine then.

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“I’ll only talk to people who agree with me” is pretty much politics 2019 in a nutshell

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Rapinoe, after saying she'll never visit Trump, gives a "shoutout" to @AOC and says she'll go to D.C. to have a "substantive conversation" with "anyone" ... who "believes the same things we believe in."

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I’d watch a 12-hour episode of Drunk History in which Trump, stone-cold sober, explains the past 50 years in foreign affairs

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reminder: trump’s vilification of his *own vice president* nearly led this week to mike pence being lynched in the us capitol

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3 years

was not prepared for “what’s wrong with letting teenagers stab each other?” twitter

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5 years

don jr should be a permanent panelist on the view, seated next to meghan

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3 years

if the mob had torn pence and/or romney apart and trump had tweeted “too bad, so sad,” there still wouldn’t be 67 votes to convict

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5 years

The only way it could get more lit is if Bolton is the whistleblower

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5 years

New NBA rule: No kneeling during the Chinese national anthem

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7 years

Paul Ryan will wander a post-apocalyptic Washington muttering that we need to stay focused on tax reform

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3 years

The Cruzes’ friends and neighbors are ratting them out

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5 years

Me before Epstein’s death: Conspiracy theories are favored by people who crave simplistic explanations for their own feelings of powerlessness Me now: The Illuminati whacked Epstein

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3 years

Congrats to Jaime Herrera Beutler for putting her career on the line — again — to do the right thing, only to have Democrats say, “Um, no thanks”

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3 years

If you wanted a set piece showing how weak Congress has become relative to the president *and* how cultish the GOP has become towards Trump, you can’t do better than Cheney losing a leadership position because she objected to inciting a mob that attacked the Capitol

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5 years

Trump made up those 'high-level' Chinese trade-talk calls to boost markets, aides admit

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If you don’t want the FBI involved in elections, don’t nominate someone who’s being investigated by the FBI

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3 years

The fucking impeachment trial should run three months if necessary. Bring out all the evidence of how far “stop the steal” went. If the Senate GOP is going to acquit him no matter what, make it as hard as possible on them

Gabriel Malor

@gabrielmalor

3 years

This NYTimes story is legit terrifying. How close Trump got to getting DOJ to falsely claim it had opened an election fraud investigation, and how close we came to the DOJ telling state officials to overturn their own elections.

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3 years

biden just restricted travel from india. here he was the day after trump banned travel from china last year

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

4 years

We are in the midst of a crisis with the coronavirus. We need to lead the way with science — not Donald Trump’s record of hysteria, xenophobia, and fear-mongering. He is the worst possible person to lead our country through a global health emergency.

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3 years

you watch the footage of the close encounters with pence and romney and you realize only quick thinking by a cop and great luck prevented outright murder of a public official to whom trump was antagonistic

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5 years

This is the greatest honor a U.S. president has ever received

Jerry Dunleavy 🇺🇸

@JerryDunleavy

5 years

Nightmare Fuel

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6 years

Key to the midterms is [checks notes] picking a fight with a super-popular NBA star who just opened a school for underprivileged kids

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5 years

All today is missing for Trump is Obama admitting he was born in Kenya

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5 years

Imagine an American citizen being indicted behind closed doors, with no rights to challenge the prosecution. Without even having their lawyer in the room, even!

Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray

5 years

Buddy Carter speaks out on the impeachment "If a government can do this to the President of the United States they can do this to you as well. This needs to stop, it needs to stop right now. We need open government. This is the United States of America."

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5 years

I’d watch the shit out of a show in which Trump just dials up random kids and truthbombs them. “Chances are you’ll work a dead-end job and live paycheck to paycheck.”

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3 years

charles cooke confirms maggie haberman’s reporting: trump is off the deep end

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3 years

maxine waters getting derek chauvin sprung from prison was a plot twist i did not see coming

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3 years

this is a marvel origin story waiting to happen

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

Man accidentally gets one Moderna and one Pfizer COVID vaccine

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3 years

the fucking answer here should be “we’ll get every american out, no matter what it takes. full stop.”

RNC Research

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3 years

Biden Press Secretary Jen Psaki can’t offer any guarantee that all Americans will be evacuated from Afghanistan

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5 years

The Greenland Trump Tower and Casino will be the greatest Viking-themed casino in the world, many people are saying

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5 years

The Jeffrey Epstein arrest is an awesome plot twist for season three of “President Trump”

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5 years

Today’s reminder that the tea-party era was a fraud

Tara Palmeri

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5 years

Trump told supporters 40-50% of speech will be about foreign policy. When asked if the deficit will be mentioned in #SOTU speech, chief of staff Mulvaney said “nobody cares,” per attendee

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3 years

qanoners trying to decide how to play it

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5 years

BuzzFeed will still be my go-to source for 37 kitchen accessories under six dollars that you need to buy or else you’ll die

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5 years

Kentucky race isn’t official until Trump tweets something critical of Bevin

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3 years

The world's most premature baby has celebrated his first birthday after beating 0% odds of surviving

The world’s most premature baby has celebrated his first birthday after beating 0% odds of surviv...

A baby born weighing less than a pound has beaten the odds and celebrated his first birthday, becoming the most premature baby to survive, according to Guinness World Records.

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Allahpundit

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3 years

great, the more the merrier. put some pro-coup witnesses on the stand too. that won’t backfire.

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3 years

Lindsey Graham says if Democrats call witnesses, Republicans will want witnesses and the trial will go on for months

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3 years

Read between the lines here and she’s telling you that the 10 who voted to impeach werw hung out to dry by their colleagues, who knew the truth but didn’t have the fucking stones to do the right thing

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3 years

The MyPillow coup attempt is the perfect ending to Trump’s presidency in that it’s deeply sinister and completely absurd all at once. You worry, then you feel embarrassed for worrying, then you remember he’s capable of anything.

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5 years

Biden has an ironclad defense to accusations that he’s lost a step from old age: He’s been saying dumb shit for decades

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Allahpundit

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7 years

He saved two kids from death and we’re asking whether he should be punished?

The Root

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7 years

Oklahoma man shoots and kills neighbor who was attempting to drown 3-month-old twins. Should he be punished?

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5 years

Needless to say, the single biggest woke fraud in this NBA clusterfuck is the company that recently ran an ad campaign called, “Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.”

New York Post

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Houston Rockets merchandise disappears from Chinese Nike stores

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5 years

Every one of these “outspoken” assholes is a quivering fraud

Clay Travis

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5 years

Steve Kerr has no comment on NBA’s China issues. He comments on every Trump tweet and can’t support democracy in China? What a complete and total coward.

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5 years

Worst thing about AOC’s dancing video is that Elizabeth Warren will now feel obliged to imitate it #relatability

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3 years

best part of meijer’s vote is that he replaced justin amash in congress. amash become unviable in the party for criticizing trump — and now the guy who succeeded him is voting to impeach

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5 years

I think I’ve now fully embraced the theory that the Twitter rando who posted the AOC dance vid was AOC from a burner account

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3 years

every political writer in america starting to get the shakes right now, watching 95% of their content literally fly away

Aaron Rupar

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3 years

there they go

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3 years

what do you end up with if you compromise with fascists

Marco Rubio

@marcorubio

3 years

If you compromise with socialists, you end up with socialism

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5 years

It’s like a scene from a Willy Wonka remake with fast food instead of chocolate

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3 years

cheney’s really owning it

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5 years

Thinking about four more years of Trump’s bullshit when the alternative is $52 trillion in new spending

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6 years

Remember when Republicans said Obamacare was just a trojan horse to push the country towards single-payer

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6 years

Obama endorses Medicare for all.

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3 years

she really is a comment section come to life

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3 years

lol

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6 years

Jeff Sessions is at home, smoking a cigar, watching America lose its mind over his NYT op-ed, thinking, “How’s *that* for ‘retarded’”

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5 years

Super-candidate Kamala Harris publicly endorsed flushing the health insurance of 180 million people down the toilet tonight so maybe footnote that in your hot take too

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5 years

75% chance Trump did exactly what he’s accused of and just cannot grasp why it was wrong

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3 years

so that’s a yes then

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@allahpundit

7 years

The first rule of the art of the deal: Signal immediately that you’re bluffing

Donald J. Trump

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7 years

Congress now has 6 months to legalize DACA (something the Obama Administration was unable to do). If they can't, I will revisit this issue!

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5 years

You people can make fun all you want but AOC had the courage few others did to take on the problem of farting cows

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at least three outlets (haberman, cooke, wapo) have sources telling them trump believes he’ll be reinstated. i think his inner circle is leaking to show him how insane people think the idea is in hopes that he’ll be dissuaded from mentioning it at rallies

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3 years

Feeling ok with the precedent that if you egg on a mob to attack Congress you get impeached

Brian Kilmeade

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3 years

Jonathan Turley argues against the House vote to impeach President Trump: “This could have serious repercussions in the future as people recognize this process against other presidents.”

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Allahpundit

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5 years

This is all that was missing from this hellscape

O.J. Simpson

@TheRealOJ32

5 years

Coming Soon!!!

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5 years

Some look at Greenland and say “Why?” Trump looks at Greenland and says “Why not?”

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i’ve never seen a rout like the one playing out right now in the battle for international public opinion. russia has been utterly crushed.

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3 years

this dude’s going end up on tucker complaining about section 230

Liam McCollum

@MLiamMcCollum

3 years

The Taliban spokesman got a question about freedom of speech and he said the question should be asked to US companies like Facebook who claim to promote it while still censoring

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3 years

when you listen to fauci too much

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5 years

Either Trump’s finished or BuzzFeed’s credibility is

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Allahpundit

@allahpundit

3 years

If Chris Cuomo is allowed to do flattering segments about his brother, why can’t he do unflattering ones?

Brian Stelter

@brianstelter

3 years

>> @ChrisCuomo at the top of @CuomoPrimeTime tonight: "Obviously I am aware of what is going on with my brother. And obviously I cannot cover it because he is my brother. Now, of course CNN has to cover it. They have covered it extensively and they will continue to do so."

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2 years

there are only two ways to turn the whole caucus against you: 1. imply that they’re all doing coke and having orgies 2. insist on holding trump accountable for january 6

Melanie Zanona

@MZanona

2 years

I asked a bunch of Republicans why *this* was the thing that broke the camel’s back with Cawthorn. Their response: the orgy & cocaine allegations implicated fellow Republicans. And some members were getting questions from concerned constituents — and spouses — about the claims.

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5 years

Megan Rapinoe about to parachute into the Democratic primary, start with a solid 20%

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4 years

feelin pretty good knowing this guy is calling the shots tonight

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3 years

the funniest thing about the desantis story is the implication that a $100K donation is big bucks in florida that might give you the inside track on vaccine distribution. what’ll that buy you in miami, like three 30-second ads?

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Allahpundit

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3 years

a cop was murdered in a failed putsch at the capitol. there was no peaceful transfer this time, my man.

Leader McConnell

@LeaderMcConnell

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Today, before the entire world, the greatest nation in history carried out another peaceful transfer of power. Congratulations to President Biden and Vice President Harris. I look forward to working together everywhere we can and differing respectfully when we must.

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@allahpundit

5 years

I am counting the seconds to the inevitable chapter in this story when Trump tries to make Rudy the fall guy and Rudy turns on him and all hell breaks loose

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@allahpundit

3 years

which tweet got flagged for vaccine misinformation?

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Allahpundit

@allahpundit

5 years

The good news: We have a new National Security Advisor The bad news: Looks like it’s MBS

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!

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shout out to mike pence, still clinging to his dream of leading the “hang mike pence” party

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Allahpundit

@allahpundit

3 years

how are people struggling to grasp something as straightforward as HIPAA? if you give a medical provider health info in confidence, they can’t disclose it without your permission. whereas if i ask you if you’ve been vaxxed, i’m not disclosing anything. i’m asking you to do so.

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Allahpundit

@allahpundit

6 years

Declassify the original FISA application and prove it, then

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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WOW, @foxandfrlends “Dossier is bogus. Clinton Campaign, DNC funded Dossier. FBI CANNOT (after all of this time) VERIFY CLAIMS IN DOSSIER OF RUSSIA/TRUMP COLLUSION. FBI TAINTED.” And they used this Crooked Hillary pile of garbage as the basis for going after the Trump Campaign!

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@allahpundit

3 years

liz cheney is just not gonna bend the knee, no matter what it costs her professionally

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Allahpundit

@allahpundit

5 years

I’m convinced there’s serious natsec shit going down behind the scenes because there have been like eight tweetworthy culture-war controversies in the last 48 hours and Trump’s missed all of them

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@allahpundit

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garth brooks was supposed to start “the storm” by arresting everyone but he chickened out and sang “amazing grace” instead

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now more than three weeks since texas’s mask mandate was lifted and the seven-day average in cases is the lowest it’s been since last june

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Allahpundit

@allahpundit

5 years

I regret to inform you that we have pounced

The Hill

@thehill

5 years

Conservatives wage assault on Mueller report

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3 years

Inspiring to see both parties come together in the spirit of bipartisanship to waste Herrera Beutler’s show of courage

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3 years

I’m staring at the headline of the post I’m drafting, “So it sort of looks like the MyPillow guy is trying to get Trump to stage one last coup attempt,” and I’m thinking: We have to be in a simulation, right?

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Allahpundit

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Life vs the Onion