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7 months
Had to make this vid when I kept still seeing all these Scouse tears on the timeline! 😂😂
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@eurofootcom Tends to be the way when the punishment is having your hand cut off.
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Someone tell me how Romeros is a “stonewall” penalty, but the Van Djik one didn’t even get a VAR check? I knew VAR would Shit it today.
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@Lagboat1mfc This is proper disturbing. I can’t imagine what must have been going through his mind in that 5-10 seconds of him standing there leaking. Regret I would imagine.
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2 years
On this day three years ago Harry Kane with a wonder goal. What a player.
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8 months
MOTD couldn’t have put less effort into our game today if they tried. Horrendous
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Fair play to Arsenal for winning the biggest bottlers in premier league history. 😂😂😂😂
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Thank god I’m English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Thank God I'm Moroccan
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@implausibleblog @drjimmy12 Imagine being a public sector worker and having to rely on benefits and still not being able to survive. Meanwhile we have billionaires who avoid tax literally laughing at us. Insane
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@_LastEverTouch @Jack_THFC_2003 What a way for a legend to say goodbye. I will love Lucas Moura until my dying day.
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1 year
@Football__Tweet Spurs hadn’t won anything in years. Jose gets us to a final. Levy: “Time to sack him”. The most Tottenham thing to do ever.
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2 years
@Jemmapalmer @jamessmithPT_ For many it’s now too late. They’ve had the jabs as directed, lots have died, lots of people permanently injured, lots of people were very low risk so there was literally no upside to them even taking it other than the complete LIE that it somehow reduced the risk of spread
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7 months
When we used to sing the song this slow.. It was so good. Our away support is always up there with the best. Argue with your mirror.
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@Tottenham_Feed It’s sad to see a guy who served the club for so long just being left to rot. Between him and the club he should have got a move. Seems madness he’s just sat around.
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Can we all agree that Pape Matar Sarr is a TOP TOP footballer?
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@IamRachaelLloyd Imagine what legendary status they now have within the army. Those were the ones who carried their queen on her final journey. They were simply incredible. So much respect for them and everyone
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I think I can speak on behalf of every Spurs supporter when I say. Fuck Matty Cash.
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@LfcShaunjudge Anfield atmosphere. The biggest myth in football.
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7 months
@HarounHickman Liverpool and United are the other two. Plus a draw away at Arsenal. We didn’t choose the fixture list. Can only beat the teams you’ve played.
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@pokeefe1 Second half was like a different team and the Gil/Hojberg swap made a massive difference. Gil was getting nowhere against Walker. People say Ange has no plan B. But he showed he does. He just expects the same type of football to be played.
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Martin Keown is such an absolute fucking moron. Claiming Tuchel has thrown the referee under the bus?? The ref missed a clear penalty. Stop putting ex Arsenal players on punditry now honestly. Brain dead gimp.
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@TheSpursExpress Maybe I’m thinking with my heart and not my head. But just bring him back to Spurs. Even if he’s a bit part player.
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Fulham 3-0 Tottenham
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@ByRobDavies @WindyCOYS So you’re saying that all the titles and glory Chelsea had was thorough illegal and dirty money? Imagine our shock. No one ever noticed it. Wonder if the likes of Man City have also done anything similar?
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This has really fucking upset me today. An innocent 13 year old boy going to school has died. What has happened to this country? Such horrendous news. 😔
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BREAKING: A 13-year-old boy has died after being stabbed in Hainault, the Metropolitan Police said.
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@InvertTheWing @cwTHFC Not Gil. Anyone but Gil.
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@CasualMind_ Whoever the big lump is, I doubt he will ever have to buy another pint in his life. What a guy!
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@CFCJahhhh @DeadlineDayLive @ForzaJuveEN If only you knew the history of the supporters of “your” club. You haven’t got a clue
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@mitch_fretton @Z_PearsonTHFC I’m all for it. Imagine adding his experience and winning mentality to this young squad.
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A Matty Cash dislocated shoulder? I mean… Karma is harsh. But to give us that at Christmas makes me believe in the afterlife. 😂
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“A hefty one from Luke Shaw” says Gary Neville. If that was Romero it would the old weasel moan “ooooooooo.. Romero you thug. What’s wrong with him? He’s a naughty boy he needs to remove that from his game”.
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@LambethMPS @metpoliceuk Bet you feel well proud getting the batons out. Can’t do it any other day of the week though can you?
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@thecasualultra Why would you film it and then post it? Imagine having to sit next to this bunch
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@Lukathfc I already hated Tuchel. Now there’s a furious boiling rage
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@TheSpursExpress The only gooner who I can stand. He’s on that side of the fence but he can also be reasonable and he’s a decent bloke. Still a gooner though 🤣
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@eurofootcom Just imagine how much spit he got covered in listening to all that?
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@OreoDestroyer93 @MattWallace888 Do you seriously think Twitter has like one site full of servers in San Francisco only? You don’t think like any other massive tech company they have infrastructure all over the place for redundancy ? 😂
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@jimmympf01 @AdrianEdmondson He’s literally saying he’d prefer it if more people didn’t have to do that? Lol
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@fullback03 @THFCtedddy When Kane did something similar they wanted a criminal Investigation.
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@boyrm222 @talkSPORT You must be young and never watched Ronaldinho. Or you don’t watch football full stop. It’s not even a close call.
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@hammadraza1214 @eurofootcom Just say you’ve never watched football to even ask that question.
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@fullback03 When his hamstring went, I genuinely felt sick. Not much more could have gone wrong for us yesterday
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1 year
Can we all just agree this is lovely and Rice is a top bloke?
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What a hero you are @_DeclanRice thanks so much. If anyone can help me get this signed please as I didn’t have a pen. ⚒️⚒️ @WestHam
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@TheSpursExpress Quickly turning into the best RB in the league. Incredible coaching from Ange and his team.
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@TheSpursWatch I have a feeling we won’t see Solomon in a Spurs shirt again.
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@SpurOTM @tix2tottenham The knee slap by Joe Cole. Everyone loves Ange.
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1 year
Another Levy masterclass? 😂
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1 year
My luck to be struck down with the most cuntiest cough/cold on the day before of the NLD. I’m sorry to everyone going tomorrow but I ain’t staying at home. I’ve got disabled Gooners to attack tomorrow.
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@lynden85 This is so unrealistic. As if City will score against us.
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1 year
Who are getting it first on the high road today? 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼 Feel free to suggest other potential victims.
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@Billie_T Always had the feeling his missus didn’t wanna leave the country. Whole move made no sense barring a Bundesliga title. Madness
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2 years
@FootyAccums @COYSJordan94 Naples surely a no go now days? The English are always made out as the worst in Europe but this lot are on another level.
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@paddypower Just as well we are in 4th with a game in hand I suppose
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@Billie_T We will never see a period of recruitment as good as under Paratici. I pray we keep using him.
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@againstgrmrs @marcjacobs It’s coming to light how many brands and businesses are sick Pedos. They’ve become completely brazen about it now.
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“Oh Pep… show me again how you do it!” 😂
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@jakeperry97 @thfcmxtt This clown got white guilt bad. He was just praying the guy interviewing him would spud him so he could tell his mates how cool he is.
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@jimmy_greaves Jimmy still the GOAT in my opinion. The fact Jimmy had 124 goals for Chelsea before he even joined Spurs tells you how incredible he was. But Harry rightly sits as the all time Spurs goal scorer. How luck we are to have had two strikers as good as these two!
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1 year
With the NLD coming up, had to post this. How I managed to get in for the last one at the lane is a long and funny story. But was up there with the best atmospheres I’ve ever experienced for sure!
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2 years
@ConteSZN_ Etihad * ooops. Wrong soulless stadium
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@VectisSpursIOW Was one of the best endings to a game in years and they made it out like a mediocre game.
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@xAlexTHFC I don’t think we realised just how horrible that period was. Felt for Stellini really. Totally out his depth and hung out to dry. The club were making some seriously bad decisions at this point
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@ROTS1882 It’s exactly the same as the old stadium in the fact that, there’s only ever an atmosphere when we are playing good football and we are actually challenging for something. People romanticise about WHL, but I went for years when the atmosphere was horrendous.
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@SpurOTM Just appoint him as manager at this point. I’d actually be ok with it
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@SimmsLCFC89 @BBCRadio2 How’s your wife the grass?
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Let’s never forget the kind of people Villa have employed in the past. I was at this game as well.
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@johnnymann61 @metpoliceuk This has to be the worst autocorrect at the worst possible time
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@LastWordOnSpurs Whatever happened to the “special relationship”. Which consisted of them taking two of our best players and us getting nothing back ever.
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@FBAwayDays They’ve really convinced themselves they’re European ultras. It’s hilarious.
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@Killamalli_0713 @MourinhoPics He sold Kevin De Bruyne and Mo Salah at Chelsea. For not a huge amount of money. Albeit he claimed he wanted to keep De Bruyne. But that’s two just at Chelsea
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@IanByrneMP @askerhouseC @talkSPORT So basically. To fight the term of victim culture you’ve acted like a victim. No one used any tragedy chanting. But yet as always Liverpool have to resort to this? This club are shameless honestly.
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@SpursCoup Spot on. That mentality runs deep in that club. Dare not let them get their own way. Or they’ll cry until they do.
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@THFCReports Hahah this is quality. Didn’t pick this up during the game. He gives as good as he gets the boy.
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@ConteSZN_ His hip gave me the greatest away trip in my life at the emirates. Comes across as a right gentleman as well.
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@CasualChaps They can’t even respect their own war dead. Because plenty of Scottish died as well. So just goes to show what type of club and supporters they have. But it’s nothing new.
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@CraigRich84 @sharrond62 @NUFC No one has a phobia of trans people. They just don’t want unfairness in sports.
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@SpursSongSheet I love this. No matter what the modern muppet Twitter arm chair supporter says, we are a proper club with proper traditions and heritage. Something no amount of money can ever buy.
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@thecasualultra I thought Lazio was the most facist/racist club on earth!
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Coronation street characters absolutely terrified of London! This has killed me. 😂😂
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@FBAwayDays Not sure what’s weirder. The hearse or the meeting spot. “Yeah mate meet me on the lay-by on a random A road” 😂
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If you’re not posting this on every single Spurs social media post… start doing it now. First time I’ve finally seen what appears like a unified response to their utter bullshit.
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@_DrJohnSimpson_ I can’t even bare to look at his picture as it genuinely breaks my heart. The whole story does. It’s tragic beyond comprehension. My heart goes out to the families involved. I can’t even imagine their pain.
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@GroypGangAF @JaydaBF Someone’s starting to see the truth.
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@xAlfieTHFC 😂😂😂 he had Yves creasin. I do like Expressions. He’s so funny.
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@SevillaFC_ENG @CallHimSandwich Seville X Argentina X Spurs
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@SpursArmyTweets @_bpaigeyu_ This has Paul Mitchell written all over it. We had one of the best in the business but somehow the club managed to spoil it. I believe we have made a massive mistake letting him go.
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@nizecab @BroadcastMoose @SpursOfficial You’re obsessed aren’t you? Go drive your cab you weirdo.
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@Daniely79 @Tottenham_Feed He can’t help himself that bloke! He is predisposed to dish out violence as a sign of love 😂😂
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@Will_Jarvis1987 @PintsDrank There we go. Decent stella. Albeit, would love to see a return to the 5.2% smash the house up Stella.
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@TheSpursExpress He’s the most important man in the world.
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@thespursweb Did not win anything. That’s what’s even more criminal.
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@_The72 Spurs had this since the new ground. The first ones were awful as they leaked constantly but the new ones don’t. If the bar staff are slow it doesn’t change anything. Our lot still take an age to get you a drink.
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@thespursweb Heard this so many times now. Gets boring keep hearing it
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@Billie_T Haha. She definitely helped to keep him here a while. But think it was an east London comfort thing. Which is understandable with kids and that. Big up Kate though. Bet she’s sending him clips of Kulus last minute winner tonight!
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@Justice_forum The first guy looks like he’s had a lobotomy. Wonder how many of them are out of prisons? I wonder why they always seem to go after disenfranchised, criminals?
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If Newcastle sign Barella, then Spurs have a mountain to climb to ever get back towards top 4. Glad we got that go kart track though and the Beyoncé gigs.
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@FBAwayDays No one on earth can tell me that English football isn’t the greatest spectacle ever. No one will ever understand it unless they do this! 🤣🤣🤣
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