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This is how I ask a chick if she came

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They should put these in Israel and Palestine

Noel Y. Calingasan • NYC

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THE PORTAL: a visual bridge connecting New York City to Dublin A public technology sculpture known as The Portal was unveiled this morning in New York City’s ’s Flatiron neighborhood. The sculpture has a real-time, visual live stream connecting New York City to Dublin, Ireland.

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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?

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They did you a favor buddy

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Ordered an Eagles tank top and was sent a capital’s Jersey. Not even close. Fanatics sucks! @FanaticsSucks

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UGA and Raiders? That reckless driving charge gonna be an all timer

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Raiders are drafting TE Brock Bowers with the No. 13 Pick 🦾 Another weapon in Las Vegas 🔥

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All the dudes in the theater:

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Cinema is back

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Google now admits it tracks you in Chrome's incognito mode following $5B settlement

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Holly Rowe

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How about including some women @EASPORTS 30 years on the college football sidelines 🤷🏼‍♀️

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New Year's Eve in Jaipur 🇮🇳🫀

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Can I say something

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Tiger Woods’ daughter Sam, caddied for him at the PNC Championship ❤️ ⛳

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If Shohei Ohtani signs with the Toronto Blue Jays:

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Me after I showed my friend in high school how to make a gravity bong and now he smokes 20 times a day

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Oh so I’m “a fucking moron” when I tell the bartender I’ll pay $2 of my $700 tab now and then pay the other $680 in 10 year, but the Dodgers can do it? What the hell?

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Rudolph if he wasn’t born with a birth defect:

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Santa’s Reindeer MVP odds are here… Who ya got? 👀

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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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@SureLock__

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I was gonna say Tiger looks very proud.

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Sydney Sweeney via Instagram

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@WTFreakouts

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Vaxxed?

Breaking news 24/7

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#BREAKING | Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse Reports of multiple people & cars in the water

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Nobody fresh off a cancer diagnosis has gotten more hate than Kate Middleton for interruption March Madness… and rightfully so! Fuck you bitch get off my screen 🇮🇪

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Some might even say too big

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BIG snow storm coming!!

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Okay yes, I went to Epstein Island. But I was just there for the zip line

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There are 180 chromosomes in that room

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going to have this framed

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@incognitoStunna Chat clip that

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Me when my girlfriend asks who peed our bed

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@Angelica_Reed1 OF

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@mugshawtys So 19 is old enough to work in the field as a police informant but not old enough to have a Bud light with the boys? Also tar and feather the informant

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@Jbuck9797 @heykayadams Brother is STARVING

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Me coming home drunk and horny to my sober girlfriend just reading her book:

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Slobbering like I’ve got 12 extra chromosomes

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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises, 2012.

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Sir, the Grinch took the last can of who hash

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Me to my girlfriend when she sees my tiny pecker:

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55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 Pastas 55 Peppers 155 taters

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I know the consequences would stay with me for the rest of my life, but I need it just one time.

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I found my worst nightmare. I can smell the patchouli through this

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I have never seen a grown man do the double foot stomp temper tantrum in my life lmao what a baby

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LeBron just before that last timeout...

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@CorinnaKopf You not finding love with that OF link in your bio

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You people have sick minds!

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Buddy: “My friend over there thinks your cute” Me standing in the corner:

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OJ Simpson, the widower?

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Somebody should do an OJ meme with this guy

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@uncle_rafii Anything less that 10 million likes on this tweet is a tragedy

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What the actual fuck is going on in Brazil

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⚠️ #Oppenheimer SPOILER ALERT ⚠️ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He NUKES the shit out of those disgusting Japs TWICE

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Epstein's Sheet. 🧻

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NYC - Tunnels discovered under the Chabad Lubavitch world headquarters in Brooklyn. They pulled out STAINED (blood??) mattresses from the Synagogue tunnels that were apparently made just in the last 6 months. Why isn’t this on national news?! 🤨

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@b1gdumb1diott Gotta put some respect on Mary Steenburgen’s name

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Tiger Tree 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 Woods

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There is no limit if you don’t get caught

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The legal limit is 0.08 not 0.00

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Sports betting was way cooler when you had to do it illegally

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@BauerOutage @wanny_____ @TheRealACoN @Dbacks @TheSavBananas @TheSavBananas huge W

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Being an idiot Being a retard

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@Vomit_Dragon @RevDocBobSac Failed musicians love to say they are the only ones making good music

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Farting while Pooping while pooping farting

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Yo wtf is this?

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i have suprise on 6/6 txt me 707-932-4826

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Corey Perry fucked Taylor Swift, Josh Giddey fucked Travis Kelce’s mom, and Connor Bedard’s mom fucked that 15 year old girl

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@Jurab_

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@incognitoStunna Whenever someone is going to attempt to go through the bars, the whole camp chants like in Dark Knight Rises when Bruce escapes the pit

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Head from a Jewish girl with braces, call that Iron Dome

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@BurnerWjp @Jimmy_Jawnz69 This is the original

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He’s going to be all right

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@sympathysong Yes she said it’s totally normal???

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@dynastradamus In what world does Washington accept that deal LMAO

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Taylor Swift caught sharing a box with a man charged with sexual assault

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@SteadyLeddy04 @IansArena Not the sport, just Jerry Reinsdorf

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@FieldsGoatQB1 Source close to me informed me that I am going to be sleeping with Sydney Sweeney

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Got head at a funeral; call that top of the mourning

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Never seen so many hot girls in the same place as so many ugly girls

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my male friend group has: -a dude who used to be a piece of shit -a dude who is a piece of shit -a dude who will go missing one day -a dude who will end up in jail -a dude who will commit fraud -a dude who won’t eat fruit

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my male friend group has: -a dude obsessed with warzone -a dude obsessed with fantasy football -a dude obsessed with bidets -a dude obsessed with IPAs -a dude obsessed with crypto -a dude obsessed with instagram reels

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