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Jabs

@CyberSnark

7 months

We’re so afraid of the Westworld future we forgot the Aldous Huxley plot.

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2 years

This made me laugh more than it should have 😁

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9-1-1 I’d like to report a crime

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He’s not wrong.

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Cybersecurity is a team sport.

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1 year

Just accidentally typed wireshart so I'm done for today.

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3 years

Reviewing logs is not threat hunting. Reviewing logs is not threat hunting. Reviewing logs is not threat hunting. Reviewing logs is not threat hunting. Reviewing logs is not threat hunting. Reviewing logs is not threat hunting. Reviewing logs is not threat hunting. Reviewing logs

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2 years

Felt cute might scream into the void later idk

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3 years

Oh my god

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2 years

Why is your ERP system 3 giant excel workbooks in a trench coat?

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3 years

Some people forget how long it takes to learn cyber as a language. I don't mean coding, I mean the industry speak we have become so comfortable spewing. You once didn't know what a VM was. Be nice to people who don't know wtf you are talking about, and don't be a bully.

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3 years

Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

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3 years

My boyfriend can do quantum physics but he can’t push the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube 😑

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3 years

Listen my bikini body is for my man’s eyes only BUT I SUPPORT YALL anyway 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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3 years

YoU dOnT lOoK LiKe A hAcKeR

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3 years

Our team is hiring. Research analysts interested in the intersection of process + cybersecurity. Think securing manufacturing, automation, smart cities deployments, data centers, etc. - can be jr or sr role. & get to work with ME 😈 DM me if interested!

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2 years

Anyone know of any entry level cybersecurity analyst jobs open? Cybersecurity community college grad (hell yeah!) looking to get their foot in the door somewhere!

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2 years

“Recommended for you” 🤔

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2 years

Long live the Internet.

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2 years

Why were we forced to square dance in PE?

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3 years

I have a super cool boss. Do you?

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2 years

Be who you needed when you were younger.

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2 years

My sweet boy is likely in his final weeks or months of life here with us. My heart aches. I got Van when I was 19. I thought I knew everything then but many days I was alone and he was all I had. 😟💔

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2 years

Attacked.

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1 year

Who made this

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2 years

When someone asks you for help getting a cybersecurity job with a non-technical background and you give them alternative routes for cyber and they respond with "I’m not interested in starting I’m another field thanks" --- 👀

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2 years

Do people not from the east coast also refer to hot wet humid weather as “muggy” ? Need validation.

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2 years

If you believe all dogs go to heaven, please say a prayer for my little heart beat. I don’t know how to live without him.

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@CyberSnark

3 years

Put me in coach, I’m ready to play.

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2 years

Cybersecurity: We don’t bite but we certainly criticize the hands that feed us.

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2 years

I want a support group for people who live with people who don’t shut drawers and cabinets.

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3 years

I work from home and I was 6 minutes late today.

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2 years

Happy New Year to ME!

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3 years

Tonight my dad called to tell me he was proud, nearly in tears, because a simple blog I wrote was re-published in Forbes. When my name was in Science Magazine it didn’t resonate for him or others. Bottom line, we need to connect big ideas with regular. people.

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3 years

Still my spirit machine.

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3 years

Ppl who put the stickers directly on their laptop give me the worst anxiety.

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2 years

Eye think it’s gonna be a very long week, friends.

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3 years

Ransomware is not the only thing out there 😱

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3 years

I FEEL ATTACKED

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2 years

I’ve been traveling alone for ten years and this morning I WENT TO THE WRONG AIRPORT

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3 years

Where were you when I was young @AdamMGrant ?!

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2 years

How do other adults drink alcohol and not get tired I don’t get it?

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2 years

I’m in this tweet and I don’t like it.

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2 years

Now that no one will see my face in public today I can share that my cousin was killed in a car accident last night. This isn’t for you to feel sad for me. This man was 35 years old. Live your life according to nobody’s demands except your own, & tell your people you love them.

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@CyberSnark

3 years

It costs $0.00 to be kind to others.

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@CyberSnark

3 years

I’ve heard about the massive cybersecurity talent void for over 6 years now and in that time I’ve seen people desperate to dip their toes and dive head first into the deep end of this field so what has been missing?

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3 years

I’m not really “in” infosec I just sit at your lunch table and still quote Anchorman.

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2 years

He’s gone. And I held onto him until the very end. Thank you everyone. My brilliant boy. Your kind words mean everything right now.

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If you believe all dogs go to heaven, please say a prayer for my little heart beat. I don’t know how to live without him.

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2 years

I repeat: WHERE IS THIS GOFUNDME

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3 years

A lot of people in infosec and online in general have really cool and really, really expensive hobbies. If you’re saving, eating at home, praying for the raise or promotion, whatever it is. You’re not alone and the highlight reel isn’t everything. Your joy will come soon ❤️

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3 years

I’ve been running for about 9 months now and I just have to say, I will never trust any of you who enjoy this ever again.

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You’re probably not as good of a person as you think you are.

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3 years

Do you love your job?

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2 years

ARE WE CYBER AWARE YET!?

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One day you wake up and all your new best friends are in their 40s 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years

Y’all do not know how incredibly proud I am to have just run a 9:47 mile. June 8 was 10:48 🙂

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3 years

Luke called me an old lady because I'll reheat old coffee... does anyone else practice this elder tradition?

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3 years

We all love to share the pretty pictures or the highlight reel, but most days this is what I look like and this is where you can find me. Hair up, makeup free, reading writing and learning 🤓 (and always forgetting to charge my wireless headphones like the cool kids do)

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@c0dehard Your hoodie sucks.

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2 years

I truly love how *most* cyber folk who have made it don’t really throw money in your face they’re just like “yeah I like to pay my mortgage, game and eat really good food.” Yee-Haw.

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3 years

We are *this close* to Friday folks. And for me, that’s PTO with one of my best friends en route from DC let’s gooooo!

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2 years

No makeup. No planned outfits. Just happy.

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I love it when people tell me my tattoo is upside down because it doesn’t face them………… It’s not for you, dipshit.

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Is the US considered a threat actor in cyberspace?

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The world is full of kind people. If you can’t find any, be one.

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When you’re texting your BROTHER about getting into cyber. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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This may start a fight but, I still prefer wired headphones 🤓

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1 year

Ne3d good cybersecurity gift ideas that aren't books...GO!

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Pretty much.

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3 years

We've become so obsessed with metrics that we promote meaningless numbers.

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The amount of people who arbitrarily call me Daniela or accidentally Daniel is a conspiracy theory.

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3 years

Who tf actually likes raisins?

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2 years

Please note I was confident enough to wear hot fucking pink explicitly because @AlyssaM_InfoSec is nice to me. That shit matters. Good day.

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Last one, I swear. I just really hope heaven is full of hedgehogs 💕❤️‍🩹

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Someone asked me if OT stood for over time cybersecurity and like… kinda?

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3 years

Some people just won’t like you. It’s okay.

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2 years

Spreading fear and paranoia about cyber attacks helps literally no one prepare for and defend against cyber attacks. Not a single person. Anywhere. AT all.

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3 years

Cue Losing My Religion

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It was an honor to talk about the threats to critical infrastructure and the gaps in international cyber conflict on behalf of @nozominetworks for @foxnation , alongside @HackingDave and Christian Sorensen.

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Take your dog to the park. It could be the last time.

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Lots of you make fun of my religion and that doesn’t really bother me. More Christians have perverted our message to meet their political, judgmental, and self righteous ends. That’s the opposite of the message of a deeply human God. Not ok. Praise forever to the King of Kings.

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Idk who needs to hear this before major cons, but if you don’t enjoy going out, drinking, partying, etc. and feel overwhelming peer/professional pressure to do so, don’t. If it’s your jam, get lit fam. If it isn’t, put on those hotel slippers and Dateline and be at peace. Tyvm.

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I have never once given a single fuck about the olympics. Am I the only one?

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