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@CreampieOrDie

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I believe that our education like such as South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here

Alabama, for some reason
Joined June 2020
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2 years
Hold all of these traitors accountable for threatening to overthrow the government because they hate it when "law and order" comes knocking at their cheeto god's door with a warrant. Vote every single one of them out. If you don't vote, never talk to me again about shit.
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@Acyn "Yeah, I raped people. But what about Hamas?" - Dershowitz with the most ridiculous whataboutism ever
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@brianstelter @kaitlancollins CNN's job isn't to MAKE news
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1 year
@ClaireLiz4Life Your tweet actually gave me a vasectomy
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@dubslife1 That is the most GTA shit I've ever seen IRL
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@esjesjesj "Here's a picture of someone at the Oscar's and here they are 14 years later. Why don't they look the same!?!???!! It's obvious because they went woke!"
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@CultureCrave Honestly, Kanye headlines at this point just sound like madlibs
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1 year
@notcapnamerica Somehow I hope MTG randomly goes to jail for this
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10 months
@notcapnamerica I need my white privilege that was never taken away given back to me
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@EricTrump Wait until you find out that 98% of the world hates you and your family
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1 year
@_B___S "In exchange, I present to you the currency of my people"
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@Acyn Lmao what kind of Turkey were you buying? The country?
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@notcapnamerica Wow, Gabrielle Confederacy really getting back to her roots
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@NoLieWithBTC I live in Alabama. About to turn in my cum towel for back child support
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2 years
@ajetsetgirl "ma'am, you're not allowed to learn this much. You're a threat to the country"
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5 months
@Acyn Um, wait, what? Isn't that interference in an ongoing investigation?
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1 year
@Imposter_Edits "you're hurting my fetus" she fake cried, as racism was obviously in full bloom that day
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@Acyn How to we defund MTG?
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@ShotOn35mm Psychopath
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@Acyn I'm am completely offended by * checks notes* Tap dancing?
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@RpsAgainstTrump He's still got the double hand job dance down
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@Jason_Aldean Where were you having those people's backs that got mowed down and slaughtered at your concert?
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Community notes for the win
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@notcapnamerica If I died climbing Everest I would want my dead body to go on skiing adventures after that freaked people out
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@RightWingCope 50 years from today is gonna be insane. Glad I'll be dead
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@kenklippenstein Next time I feed my niece I'm gonna say "here comes the Palestine keffiyeh" instead of the airplane
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@yashar Sad. I'm sure he wants to be right behind her. See her there. Great people. Sad but beautiful
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1 year
Today I turn 41 and nobody seems to notice my tweets. They always end up in the abyss. Cna I get 1,412 likes to match how many days I've been on this earth?
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@JohnCornyn How did you fit so many lies into one tweet?
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@miniondeathcult Wait. So you're telling me All those made up characters Are played by Real people?
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@RonFilipkowski These are not serious people
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@MarveIFacts It's almost like there was a series of books he could have read to come up with this idea ..
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@Acyn No, because not everyone is as despicable as a republican to charge a friend or family interest on a loan
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@mtgreenee @JeffPawlinski Lmao if you need a rifle that shoots multiplie times to kill a deer, you're a worthless hunter
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2 years
@RepMTG This is a sitting member of the United States House of Representatives, ladies and gentlemen...
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@laurenboebert You literally married a pedophile
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@Kat_Cammack You didn't seem to have a problem when they took down the American flag and put a Trump one up during the insurrection
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My tweets go into the abyss. Today might be my birthday. I'm getting married and graduating from Harvard today. Also, this may or may not be my dog. Please like/subscribe/retweet/follow. Hope someone sees this... Say hello?
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@jaketapper @PatrickMcHenry You stay classy, Republicans
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@RepMTG Lmao what? He left when he heard you were speaking. Every self respecting person would do the same
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@laurenboebert SNL doesn't make fun of stroke victims
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@Acyn MTG needs to be removed from... Just ....everything
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@esjesjesj It's the new woke
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@ClaireLiz4Life @sagegreenheaven But you said they're biologically wired. Are priests and nuns not wired the same? Or are you saying science trumps God?
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@therecount Really trying to cover up his racism with the King Kong comparison
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@Acyn These are not serious people
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@laurenboebert Better than Republicans trying to lower the age of marriage to 12
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@aubrey_savela @stephen_richer @TPAction_ What Aubrey doesn't realize was she knew what she was doing and was actually trying to commit voter fraud while trying to set up Maricopa County
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@Acyn "everything I don't understand or like is woke and must be impeached"
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@RonFilipkowski @KnowlesHannah Imagine not allowing words. Republicans...
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@TheWapplehouse I love community notes even tho it's disappointing
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@RonFilipkowski Lmao I'm from Cobb County. I had the same card when we went to visit the sheriff's department. I was 8
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@RonFilipkowski Laura Ingraham just called Biden weak for going. Can't wait for the spin on this
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@themarketswork @SDNYnews "Under Bidens administration, people that commit crimes are all of the sudden being held accountable for them. This is ridiculous"
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@Acyn So you CAN choose your gender now? I'm getting mixed messages
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@Acyn Well I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.
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@Acyn Old white people always boo because they've never heard themselves boo alone and have never heard how ridiculous it sounds
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@RepMTG Imagine typing this tweet out and actually being serious about every word you typed and then hitting 'send'
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@ask_aubry Definitely don't want to watch this family play "got your nose" with their baby
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@MelissaOrtiz78 @StormyDaniels So much for the party of "doing my own research"
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@Acyn Wasn't aware they were allowed to wear hats on the floor but I doubt Johnson will say anything because she'll want to impeach him
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@RonFilipkowski I was gonna say, she's lost some weight, but I realized that's just the hate eating away at her from the inside
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@atrupar I live in Alabama. This isn't a thing that is happening
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@LauraLoomer Railing Adderall isn't impressive. It's dangerous. Especially for someone his age. Actually, never mind. Keep working overtime, sir!
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@RepMTG @davidhogg111 Why would he meet with you when you're already stalking him? Seems counterproductive
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@RonFilipkowski When the Ozempic wears off
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@Acyn Afraid of a man that is afraid to tell the American people of how much he weighs, how tall he is, how much money he's not worth, how small his penis is, how much he hates the military, how many women he's actually raped, how much his net worth is and how much Maralago is worth?
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@thejournalista "my fetus is hurting" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@ask_aubry What did I just read
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@RonFilipkowski It's crazy how this only came up now and not when they were investigating Biden during the Trump admin... Just crazy, I tell ya
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@atrupar "it's amazing that a black man was president for 8 years made you seethe and hide your racism, and then I came along and made you hate everyone that wasn't a white Christian man." - Trump, probably tomorrow
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@CHBAF This is the most annoying video, I don't care what your intentions are. Do you have real friends?
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@Acyn How else did you eat it, Jesse?
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@no_goblins Yes please
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@Acyn This dude literally can never remember his own words he said
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@RonFilipkowski Judge should call them in tomorrow for an emergency session and continue the trial
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@LivingBlueTX Then he went home, beat his wife and kids and went straight to church
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@RepMTG @RepSwalwell Just watched the video. He wasn't speaking to them at all. This isn't the gotcha you think it is. MTG calling someone else trash tho is hilarious
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@RepMTG Why don't you pass a bill where kids get to survive long enough to be able to make their own decisions as adults instead of getting gunned down learning their multiplication tables?
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@RonFilipkowski It's crazy to think this man was president and didn't ruin this country 400X more than he already tried
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@MollyJongFast "Allow me to rape anyone I want" - this guy, probably
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@RonFilipkowski Has anyone stopped to ask them why they're at a rally for someone that isn't running for politcal office?
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@notcapnamerica I grew up playing baseball and if my dad ever did this to me I would quit in a heartbeat no matter how much I loved the game and regardless of how good I was. This is not parental support
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@Acyn Jack Smith be like
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@BrilynHollyhand That last one is a serious question we all want the answer to as well. Did your parents think you were gonna be a female stripper?
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@JMeanypants What on earth made her think, besides her being racist, that this would be remotely even a good idea to video and post?
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@Acyn There was a stupid "how do magnets work" meme back in like 2005 and I'm now more stupid for even listening to this
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@laurenboebert @SecretaryPete Yes, because flight delays never existed until the Biden administration...
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@Acyn Tim Scott hasn't controlled his back door since he met Lindsay Graham
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@GOPJosh20 Ah, yes. The face of a kid that has been molested by the entire GOP clergy
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@Acyn BUT IT'S MY TIME!!!
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@Acyn *translation* We will complain about anything we can find
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@RonFilipkowski So basically these people have always lived in Iowa
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@Acyn Definitely laid waste to your state...
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@brokebackUSA @MarALago This will never not be funny. I could never imagine supporting someone that is completely disgusted at my lifestyle
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@abughazalehkat I wouldn't say "wore"
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@Acyn Lmao there was literally a flag higher than that
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