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F.A.Q. Internet Presence Where is the Church of Satan on the Internet? Important: The Church of Satan will never approach anyone to solicit membership. We will never send you direct messages on any...

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The Church Of Satan

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Yes.

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Can you resist listening to a one-minute preview of Taylor Swift’s new song, “Ready For It?”

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The Church Of Satan

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This is your regular reminder that religion has no place in politics.

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The Church Of Satan

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Southern Baptist, Presbyterian, Catholic. We're done taking the blame for others.

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The Church Of Satan

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It works for us.

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The Church Of Satan

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For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual.

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The Church Of Satan

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Ding dong!

Sophie Kalagas

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A word of warning, ladies

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The Church Of Satan

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7 years

Satanists do not believe in hell. This is Christian graffiti, not Satanic.

WBTV News

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7 years

'Rot in Hell': Shaw Airmen accused of vandalizing church with satanic graffiti »

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The Church Of Satan

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6 years

In Satanism, sexual activity is only advocated between consenting adults. In Christianity, “well, some 14 year old look 20”

The Hill

@thehill

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Alabama pastor on Moore accusations: "There are some 14-year-olds, who, the way they look, could pass for 20"

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The Church Of Satan

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Asking your imaginary friend to terminate someone else’s pregnancy against their will is pretty messed up.

Guthrie Graves-Fitzsimmons

@GuthrieGF

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“We command all satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now” — Special Adviser to the White House Faith and Opportunity Initiative Paula White

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The Church Of Satan

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The Church Of Satan

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Update: Religion still has no place in politics.

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The Church Of Satan

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The Church Of Satan

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5 years

We mourn the loss of this historical and architectural treasure. It was a monument to the genius of those who designed and built it, and we grieve with Paris and all who basked in its splendor.

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L’incendie atteint la tourelle qui menace de s’effondrer #NotreDameDeParis

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The Church Of Satan

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | There is no god | | ＿＿＿＿________________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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The Church Of Satan

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6 years

Another day, another group of Christians busted for sex with children.

The Root

@TheRoot

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Three pastors in Ohio have pleaded guilty to charges of sex-trafficking a minor

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The Church Of Satan

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If you were a Satanist then you’d know that using your imaginary friends to attack dead people who were obviously suffering before they died is a pretty fucking dick move.

David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈

@David_Leavitt

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If you’re religious, then you believe there’s a special place in hell or purgatory for people like Anthony Bourdain who take their own lives.

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The Church Of Satan

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This is your regular reminder that religion has no place in politics.

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The Church Of Satan

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2 years

This is your regular reminder that prayer has no place in schools.

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The Church Of Satan

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4 years

An important reminder for everyone right now:

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The Church Of Satan

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5 years

To us, Satan is a symbol of pride, liberty and individualism, and it serves as an external metaphorical projection of our highest personal potential. As Mr. Bale's own talent and skill won him the award, this is fitting. Hail Christian! Hail Satan!

Variety

@Variety

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Christian Bale wins for playing Dick Cheney in #Vice : "Thank you to Satan for giving me inspiration for playing this role" #GoldenGlobes

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The Church Of Satan

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A Christian just murdered 3 people. Was this a ritual or sacrifice to his god? What media outlet will call out this Christian atrocity?

FOX 32 News

@fox32news

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Police: Youth pastor killed wife, stepdaughter, stepdaughter's boyfriend at home on Thanksgiving

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The Church Of Satan

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A reminder that Satanists should decide for themselves if they support or attend LGBTQ “Pride Month” events held in June. As a carnal religion, Satanism embraces all forms of consensual adult sexual activity and gender identity. But keep kids away from Catholics, just to be safe.

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The Church Of Satan

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That old “Treat Yo Self” Ritual

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The Church Of Satan

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2 years

Great. Now we’re craving Oreos.

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The Church Of Satan

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2 years

We have in fact welcomed homosexuality since 1966.

Tobey🌹Red Pill Deliverer

@tobeyisliving

2 years

Any church that welcomes homosexuality is a church of Satan

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The Church Of Satan

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7 years

Good night

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The Church Of Satan

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2 years

We don’t care what religion someone practices so long as they keep it to themselves and don’t shove it in our faces or try to make us live by their rules. Because we aren’t hypocrites, we also have have no interest in shoving our religion in others faces.

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The Church Of Satan

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@davenewworld_2 This is terrorism.

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The Church Of Satan

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Lil B

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The Church Of Satan

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Catholics.

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The Church Of Satan

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Tax all churches.

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The Church Of Satan

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4 years

Given their history, Catholics should be celebrating when one of their priests gets caught having consensual sex with other adults.

New York Post

@nypost

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Priest arrested for having threesome with corset-wearing dominatrices on church altar

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The Church Of Satan

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Not Satanic. Irresponsible clickbait headline.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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Charles Manson, satanic mastermind behind murder of actress Sharon Tate, dies at 83 #CharlesManson

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The Church Of Satan

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6 years

Are you trying to satansplain Satanism to The Church of Satan?

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The Church Of Satan

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6 years

Have you heard The Good News?

BBC News Africa

@BBCAfrica

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A suspected poacher has been eaten by a lion, leaving only his head behind. South African police say the unidentified man's remains were found lying next to a loaded hunting rifle in a private game reserve near the Kruger National Park on Saturday.

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The Church Of Satan

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6 years

It’s so weird that god’s message is always that people should give their money to god’s messenger.

Newsweek

@Newsweek

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Trump's spiritual adviser Paula White suggested people send her their January salary or face consequences from God

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The Church Of Satan

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Allah is literally the Arabic word for the god in Abrahamic religions. Islam, Christianity and Judaism are all Abrahamic religions and have the same source material and believe in the same god. Theists are so silly.

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The Church Of Satan

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There is no god. The US is not a theocracy and faith shouldn’t be used as the basis for or justification of public policy. Ever.

NowThis Impact

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‘To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God.’ — Trump’s faith adviser and ‘Righteous Gemstones’ character come to life Paula White is now an official White House employee

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The Church Of Satan

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@MCITLFrAphorism What’s awkward is Catholic priests crying on twitter about the “purity of men” being damaged by catching a glimpse of a woman’s shoulder while their church has for decades facilitated, enabled and covered for child rapists.

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The Church Of Satan

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We’ve read it. It’s boring af. Total snoozer.

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The Church Of Satan

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6 years

Satanists do not belive in souls or the devil. Not Satanic or related to Satanism in anyway. Sounds like the actions of a deranged Christian, unlikely a ritual however.

WMUR TV

@WMUR9

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'I sold your soul to the devil.' Pennsylvania man charged after slashing girlfriend during "satanic ritual"

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The Church Of Satan

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Imagine getting caught protecting child rapists, at an institutional level, and still thinking you get to tell other people about grave threats to human dignity. Sit down.

The Associated Press

@AP

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BREAKING: The Vatican blasts sex change surgery, surrogacy and gender theory as grave threats to human dignity

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The Church Of Satan

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@saint @mschf @LilNasX Hook us up with a pair fam

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The Church Of Satan

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6 years

Any discussion about what The Bible does or doesn’t condone is a distraction. The US is not a theocracy and religious texts shouldn’t be used as the basis for or justification of public policy. Ever.

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The Church Of Satan

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You must be confusing us with the Catholics.

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The Church Of Satan

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Religion has no place in politics.

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The Church Of Satan

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Thank you!!

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@meincovfefe

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I don't know much about the church of Satan, seems gay tho

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The Church Of Satan

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Christianity is a death cult. They are always fantasizing about what happens after they die, or wishing death on others. How boring. We prefer to cherish life and celebrate the here & now.

New York Post

@nypost

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Evangelical pastor claims coronavirus is God's 'death angel' to 'purge a lot of sin'

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The Church Of Satan

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Don’t know who needs to hear this today but religion has no place in politics.

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The Church Of Satan

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If you get busted we kick you out. If we find out first we kick you out and report you to the authorities. Zero tolerance.

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The Church Of Satan

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Jokes on her, we prefer Red Bull.

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The Church Of Satan

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Confirmed. Hail science!

Barbara Richardson

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Vaccines are for satanists

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The Church Of Satan

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4 years

Progress.

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The Church Of Satan

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Good morning.

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The Church Of Satan

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This math checks out.

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The Church Of Satan

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Meanwhile, Satanists suggest homosexuals enjoy a feast with friends and loved ones while ignoring this doofus pastor's dingbat superstition.

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@DailyMailUK

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Pastor calls homosexuality a 'deceit of Satan' as he offers starvation therapy as a 'cure'

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The Church Of Satan

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Apparently sometimes stupidity can be painful.

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The Church Of Satan

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Because apparently people need a reminder: Religion has no place in politics.

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The Church Of Satan

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Here’s an idea: How about if religious people stop telling consenting adults how to fuck each other?

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The Church Of Satan

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It takes about 3 seconds on google to see that none of these examples have anything to do with Satanism, so we won’t waste your time with 20 parts explaining how this makes you look like an ignorant conspiracy theorist.

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The Church Of Satan

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@elijahdaniel This is going to stroke a real eruption in tourism. People will be coming for days, weeks even.

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The Church Of Satan

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👉👌😉

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The Church Of Satan

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When someone tries to drag you but it’s actually a compliment. We’ve welcomed transgender members since our founding in 1966.

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@deenie7940 Gotta be church of Satan

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The Church Of Satan

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This is not a Satanic ritual.

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The Church Of Satan

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Not all heros wear capes.

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | “It’s too bad that | | stupidity isn’t painful.” | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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The Church Of Satan

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | Nope. | | ＿＿＿＿________________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

Zach Vessels

@zvessels55

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | There is a God :) | | ＿＿＿＿________________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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The Church Of Satan

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7 years

Please note that Voodoo dolls are part of Voodoo, not Satanism. That's why they are called Voodoo dolls and not Satanism Dolls.

Hillary for Prison

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Hillary Clinton is Satanic: I Wanted to Make Voodoo Dolls of Reporters, Lawmakers and Stick Them with Pins

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The Church Of Satan

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We actually have clear and strict rules against it, unlike Christians who have a long history of child rape, covering & making excuses for pedophiles.

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The Church Of Satan

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Actually it's quite OK to forget this.

The A.V. Club

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Never forget: Taylor Swift is actually an Illuminati clone of Anton LaVey's daughter

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The Church Of Satan

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@Eldiamantenegro There is no Satanic ritual that involves killing people. It’s ridiculous and dangerous to make accusations like this.

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The Church Of Satan

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4 years

@FredTJoseph @Airbnb The photos in this thread depict thrift store curiosities & hot topic kitsch, not evidence of satanic rituals. Sounds like you have an over active imagination and can’t tell the difference between supernatural horror movies and reality.

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The Church Of Satan

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And here we are.

Lasizwe

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More than 1 billion churches, 4 billion members, 4200 religions, for more than 6000 years fighting 1 Satan !

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The Church Of Satan

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Nah.

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The Church Of Satan

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What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Washington Examiner

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Ex-South Carolina GOP leader sacrifices family dog after claiming to receive command from God

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The Church Of Satan

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Talk about a story with a happy ending!

Daily Star

@dailystar

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Bishop steps down after falling in love with satanic-themed erotica author

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The Church Of Satan

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This is true. Satanism supports and encourages all forms of adult consensual sexual activity, including homosexuality and even asexuality. There is no god, only superstitious people so insecure with their own lives they need to control he lives of others with fairytales.

Starr 103.5 FM

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Homosexuality is satanic..God didn't create man and man, but man and woman. There are men of God, C.E.Os who are into it - @Akumaa #StarrChat

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The Church Of Satan

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We’re verified as we’re an established religious organization and have the documentation to prove it. We’re not a parody account and there have been countless groups claiming to be us in one way or another. Verification should prove identity, nothing more or less. #VerifySatan

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The Church Of Satan

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Crowley was not a Satanist, and didn’t even consider himself one. His religion is called Thelema. He died in 1947, Satanism wasn’t created until 1966. *also it’s Aleister, not Alister

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The Church Of Satan

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The Pope thinks child raping priests are tools of Satan, and Republicans think the Clintons worship Satan. Trying to pin everything you don’t like on Satan is boring and predictable. It’s time to hold people accountable for their own actions, not blame a supernatural scapegoat.

God

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Satan is a Republican.

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The Church Of Satan

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@epdarkstar @Ndifrek31427752 Consent.

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The Church Of Satan

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You misspelled Catholicism. A Roman Catholic priest busted with tons of child porn trying to deflect the blame onto a supernatural scapegoat, just like countless Catholics before him has nothing to do with Satanism. He needs to be held accountable for his own actions.

Idaho Statesman

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BREAKING: Boise priest who lived in ‘world of Satanism and pornography’ sentenced to 25 years in prison without parole.

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The Church Of Satan

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Bible verses supporting pedophilia: Numbers 31:1-18 Deuteronomy 20:10-14 Judges 21:7-11 Judges 21:20-23 Exodus 21:7-10 Bible verses condemning pedophilia: None 300 out of 900 Catholic priests in a single state are named in a grand jury pedophilia case, but keep denying it.

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@Fibonacci222

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@ChurchofSatan The Bible doesnt support pedophilia... Stop creating straw man arguments blaming Christianity for things not supported by the BIBLE

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The Church Of Satan

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@Millie__Weaver By this logic everyone who has ever worn a @JagermeisterUSA t-shirt is a Christian, and all of their actions can be blamed on Christianity.

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This video is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s been circulating for years now, still hilarious when people see it for the first time.

Yashar Ali 🐘

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My brain is broken

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The Church Of Satan

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6 years

Why do crazy people always feel the need to yell about stuff on trains? People are just trying to get to work (or home) in peace.

N I A - C E R I S E

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My sister in Christ and myself have been standing up on trains and tubes as of recent and telling them our entire testimonies. I DARE you

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@realDonaldTrump Do they give students the option of which bible to study? As we say… Satanism demands study, not worship!

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The Church Of Satan

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We are.

Linda Quest

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The Church of Satan sounds more sane than Evangelicals

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Adults choosing to watch porn together followed by consensual sex regardless of their gender or marital status is definitely something to be proud of in todays world where shame, repression and the imagined wrath of a magical sky daddy are far too common. Get your freak on.

Devin Sena

@DevinSenaUI

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Pride is a sin. Watching porn is a sin. Sex outside of a marriage is a sin. Sex with the same gender is a sin. No room for Biblical debate on this exists. God's ways are the best ways.

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The Church Of Satan

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Confirmed. Satanists see humans as just another animal, so animals being playful and enjoying their lives and being in the moment is Satanic, regardless of which animal is in question. 🐻 🐱 🐶 👨🐷🐼🐵🦊🐨

Justin🦩Boldaji

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These pictures are deeply satanic

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The Church Of Satan

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You must have confused us with the Catholics. As is stated clearly in our profile and user name we are The Church Of Satan, we actually have rules against pedophilia. Maybe try reading next time, thanks!

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To anyone attending church services today: 🖕 Seriously. Go home you idiots. #SocialDistancing

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The Church Of Satan

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Idiots.

Reuters

@Reuters

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'When it's my time, it's my time. Life goes on:' Some churchgoers in Louisiana defied their governor's stay-at-home orders on Sunday

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The Church Of Satan

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This happened during an exorcism, Christians attacked other Christians who they believed to be possessed. It has nothing to do with Satanism, and wasn't a Satanic group. They are Christians.