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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

No, I'm not angry. I'll be laughing all week cos what? 🤣🤣🤣

Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

The message I woke up to this morning ehn.. Working with Gen Z is funny, draining, interesting. Everything 🤣🤣🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

Isn't bre @stfeed !ng a 3-year-old child wrong?

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

Got this yesterday. I don't understand Nigerians again o

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

Thanks to Twitter dragging, I just found out that Lawrence is the owner of Yabaleftonline. Wonderful.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

17 days

First of all, introduction!! The government should give Chris Nigerian passport already.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@enchivic_ Yea but this looks more like she's pleasuring herself.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@AMAZlNGNATURE It's called black oranda.. The Black Oranda is a striking variety of goldfish known for its distinctive appearance. Characterized by its deep black coloration and a prominent hood or wen on its head, the Black Oranda is a favorite among goldfish enthusiasts. This variety…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

24 days

The guy on the wheel chair 😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

20 days

May dump. Amunise Olorun edition.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

They're Igbo, I'm Yoruba. I only met the man twice. Zero relationship with the family. I've been laughing intermittently since yesterday night 🤣🤣🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

4 months

So, I did data giveaway on Sunday. I transferred the data from my phone. One of the recipients saved my number and chatted me up asking for a loan of ₦80k. I dash him ₦20k. Tell me why this b @st @rd called me in the middle of the night and started ranting. I've never seen this…

Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

4 months

A follower here called me around 3:30am. There are many m @d people on this app. I'm so angry right now 😡

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

UPDATE: So I called the person who wrote the letter and told him I won't give them a dime. He said I should give them ₦150k. I insisted I won't give him anything. We had a lot of back and forth, called me with different numbers, sent messages on WhatsApp, then he started…

Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

Got this yesterday. I don't understand Nigerians again o

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@Football__Tweet Man Utd need strong characters like Keane.. Badly.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

20 days

First person: Twitter ingrate. Second person: Twitter follower I helped get hotel waiter job in VI. Will I stop helping people in any little way I can? No cos being kind is the nature of Christ that lives in me. But I think I'm done with Twitter folks for now ✌️

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@josiah_gift Yea very awkward.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

I've not even live up to a year there.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Surprised this is also a cake

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

It's important to marry a good man, but it's even more important to have a nice mother-in-law.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@instablog9ja 1. They stop making efforts to spend time with you. 2. They seem distant or disinterested when you talk. 3. They avoid discussing future plans together. 4. They don't show affection or intimacy as much as before. 5. They prioritize other things over spending time with you. 6.…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

Does God have favourites cos what's this talent? This is amazing 😍

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

Old money vs new money. Pick your choice

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

There are talents and there are talents

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@Crafts_by_BIM The commanding tone shocked me 🤣🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

This cute and funny at the same time 😂😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

27 days

Acce§§ Bank is giving their old customers ₦100K as compensation for the incessant transaction faiIures over the last few weeks. The mail made my day 😊

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

White rice and scrambled eggs. Yay or nay?

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

The information is correct. I'm glad to see how far and big he's built it. Love it for him.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@RichDakvng 😂😂😂 He's svcking for pleasure, not for milk naw. Anyway, justice for small children 🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

May love find you 💕

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

You are not br0ke, you are pre-rich. Your money is loading.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

I'm giving away this used iPhone XR (64GB) to one lucky person on my TL. The battery health is at 76%. Aside the battery, everything functions perfectly. In the comments section, tell me why you would be the perfect recipient. Winner picked tomorrow at 7 PM. Please note:…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

While coming back home from work yesterday, I saw a guy selling very chilled Coke in the traffic across the road. I called him, he moved close, and I asked him to give me one. Then I suddenly remembered that I promised myself not to drink soda this week. I quickly told him to…

Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

Experienced something shocking in traffic tonight. Lagos is wild, bruh! 🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@rosemary_o5485 I wonder o. I've been laughing since yesterday night

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

The message I woke up to this morning ehn.. Working with Gen Z is funny, draining, interesting. Everything 🤣🤣🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

Every foreigner married to a Nigerian always ends up embracing our culture. Isn't that beautiful?

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

This gender reveal 😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@OMOADUNNI1 I believe so.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@franci6hq Same question I asked when I got it 🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

16 days

If I see your partner chǝating, I'll look away and keep quiet. I know it's wrong, but let me tell you why. I used to be friends with a beautiful girl who was dating a guy living on my street. Her boyfriend was a chronic chǝät.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

I raise you Milky Jollof Rice

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

@molaramills Reading anything written by Gistlover is a lot of work. Managed to finish the first frame, now I'm down with headache. Lol

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

4 months

@UnitedStandMUFC You're being paid many people's yearly salary and so lazy?

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

22 days

@Wizarab10 The fact that everything happened this year... God bless you Dickson.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

Bros Elon dropped some dollarzzzzzz. Not much, but it's my first. Can't transfer it to my Nigerian account yet because MTN hasn't sent me OTP since yesterday. Once it drops, I'll share some with people in my DM who have pressing needs, and the rest on my timeline.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

4 months

@OneJoblessBoy Seun will set ring light and para in 1,2,3... 😂😂😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

@Ugochukwu_96 I didn't know. I'm glad to see how far and big he's built it. Love it for him.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

Away from Alabi and Portable stuff all over the TL, this lady was charged £500 for pre wedding shoot so she used her phone to take the pictures and paid someone in Nigeria to edit it for ₦1k each and it turned out very nice. Love it 😍😍

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

Drip to go write JAMB like this and score 125😂😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@Elladeyforyou They're many o 1. Doesn't take responsibility. 2. Acts immature when dealing with problems. 3. Can't communicate well. 4. Does things without thinking first. 5. Depends too much on others. 6. Doesn't have clear priorities. 7. Doesn't understand others' feelings. 8. Only thinks…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

25 days

My staff don't rate me at all. Emi ni street food Opeyemi Famakin 😭🤣😭🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

The man with Poundland bag 😍😍😍 Someone should do this in Nigeria.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

Walking through life with style and grace, one shoe at a time.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@Merittt_Ejiro Pleasuring herself, I think.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

Didn't expect this post to blow up. I was in between meetings and my phone kept buzzing, so I had to mute the post. Since you all find his message funny as I do, here's an update: He pranked me. got to work before everyone else and told them not to let me know he was there. I…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@kh4lun4 You need Jesus 😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

27 days

Got back home today and took my daughter out. While she was eating, she kept saying, "I am an enjoyment girl" 😂😂😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

@TeemarsBeauty Yea. It's okay to disagree with people but keep it respectful..

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

7 days

Brother? Okay 😏

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

4 months

@Justejumola You may not understand, but I am who I am today because of the help I've received from others. I've been fortunate to receive a lot of assistance, so it's only fair for me to offer help to others as much as I can. I sent it before I saw his next message, and if I could, I would…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@Football__Tweet She doesn't like football but she enjoys spending football fortune. Lol

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@yabaleftonline When you see "ABS" on your car dashboard, it means there might be a problem with the brakes. The ABS system helps you stop safely without skidding. It could be something wrong with sensors or brake fluid. She should get it checked by a mechanic to make sure the brakes work well.

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@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

@yabaleftonline This is how I'll select the winners of my next giveaway 😂😂

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@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

What's that one language you wish you could speak fluently?

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

8 days

How to drink garri 🌚

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@instablog9ja Crypto involves buying and selling digital currencies like Bitcoin. It's a form of investment. Sports betting is about guessing the outcome of sports events and placing bets. Both have risks, but crypto involves understanding digital currencies, while sports betting requires…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

4 months

@lollypeezle I fvcked up big time

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@Chrisllionaire_

20 days

@OmoIyaAlade It's one Twitter weyrey.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@_Oluwanifemii We're not related. Zero relationship with the landlord sef

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

@yabaleftonline One day Bianca Censori will get tired, leave him, file for divorce and sue him for cohers!on and man!pulat!on. She'll win and walk away with millions of dollars.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

20 days

I may not not give you money but if there's opportunity for jobs or business, as long as you're qualified, I'm definitely linking up my twitter folks.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@Nsukka_okpa @iamvinicius_snr Yea. He started calling me with different numbers. I had to drop something so I can rest.

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@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@DeraNottZee Yea. I guess she's enjoying it.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@Alex_Houseof308 Na so I see am. It's the audacity for me 🤣

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

24 days

@chude__ That's a passive infrared sensor. It's used for motion detection.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@HRF_OLOKE Aint paying a dime. No be me kee the man. The demand is too much.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

@Grace_undiluted To think I know your history here on Twitter.. Move aside.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

@iamlordbernie Yea found out to day. He's done a good job running it. Happy for him.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@MyrorMiller After I sent the money, I blocked him everywhere. I don't need their appreciation.

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@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@diff_boy1 Yea.

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@Chrisllionaire_

4 months

Veekee James went hard for her wedding. Ahahn

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

Giving away 5GB of data to 8 lucky followers on my timeline. Please indicate if you're interested. Winners will be randomly selected by 8pm. Good luck!

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

@anike_akoriola Give us his number. Let's give him a do§e of what he's been dishing out

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

1 month

Why would anyone buy these wigs? 😂😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

Yesterday, I recommended someone here for a remote role. She chose today for the interview and landed the job right on the spot. I live for moments like this.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@Michu_sway Odumeje is your helper.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

12 days

I posted a job ad a few days ago for an accountant with 3 years of experience, and people who've worked as POS attendants are applying?! What's the connection? Working as a POS attendant is not the same as having accounting experience, folks!

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

One thing about me: regardless of whether your account is big or small, I'll engage with you as much as possible. This is a no-forming too big zone ✌️

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

This guy was involved in an acc!dent on Thursday night with internal bIeed!ng and multiple fr @ctur ẹs. This morning, his company called to say they're looking for a replacement. It broke me. I shed tears. The company is moving on, just like that, and he's about to be replaced.…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

Exactly one week ago, Bros Elon paid me 130k. To celebrate my first-ever payment, I decided to treat myself. I ordered this pair of anti-blue light glasses and gave out the rest. It was delivered yesterday, and although the quality wasn't what I had hoped for, I'll still treasure…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

This is creative 👏

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

16 days

If you had ₦2 billion in your Heritage Bank account before CBN suspended their license, the maximum you would get back is ₦5 million because that's the highest insured amount the NDIC can pay you. Use this information to choose the right banks to keep your savings with.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

@Alex_Houseof308 People wey no get 200k in all their nine accounts

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

2 months

Dubai should be on a different continent 😂

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

21 days

Few reasons I got married 😄

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

4 months

@Wizarab10 He's a ghost. I know about a lady who was in a relationship with a guy. They were together for 9 years and he didn't introduce her to any relative. Her family mounted pressure on her to meet the guy's parents. After a lot of pestering, the guy took him to Offa, in Kwara. Few…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

7 days

I §wear I'm not making this up... Yesterday, I wanted to get cough, catarrh, and paracetamol syrup for my 3-year-old daughter at Spar Lekki. They told me it was ₦45,835 with a ₦500 discount. I was shocked to my bones. I called my wife, but she didn't pick up. I told the…

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

20 days

Wanted to get some things from a Twitter vendor. I messaged them, got the price, and was ready to pay. But my wife told me to hold on. She messaged the vendor and got it for 14k less. A whole ₦14k difference in this economy.

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Chris

@Chrisllionaire_

3 months

@MaryjaneCh8175 @rosemary_o5485 Definitely. Can't deal with landlord's family wahala

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