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@ChrisPParrish

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Oklahoma City, OK
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3 years
If OU loses tomorrow, I’ll pay everyone who likes this tweet $100 by Monday.
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@factsonfiIm “And I’d do it again”
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Sooner Fans, let’s share this.
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@Breaking911 This is literally censorship. @jack @Twitter
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Someone is up to no good. I just know it. @QuanticoTV @priyankachopra
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@espn CP3 hasn’t aged a bit and John Walls Houston pic looks like he’s saying
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@ParkerThune @soonerad why the hell was this allowed??????
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@NoelOfHK Oh no. Someone photoshopped a comic book accurate mj. How racist
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3 years
The Big12 negotiating with joe c and cdc
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@Three_Cone Chet Holmgren.
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@NBAonTNT “Don’t worry bro I’ll be wearing a GSW jersey as soon as y’all win the series”
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3 years
@Nixvn Then why does it say 11:57 instead of that date from two years ago
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@MarveIFacts Random and forced as hell lol
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@priyankachopra is an amazing actress! She's doing the Parrish name well! #Quantico
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@barstoolsports Why couldn’t he have just said “I’m here to discuss your cars extended warranty”
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@MarveIFacts Knees weak arms were heavy. He was nervous.
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@RedSoxMVP @V_actually Because he doesn’t know where the man is? He doesn’t know if he’s stuck under, in front, or behind the tire.
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@MarveIFacts Then once squirrel girl is announced, she’ll be the most powerful.
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@ebonyysucks @Stranger_Things Are we sure he’s not a relative of Dustin’s?
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@BrandonDavisBD Batman is in it right
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@Breaking911 @Twitter Jack doesn’t like that you spread the news 😳
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8 years
Time to #ThunderUp lets goo!!!
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2 years
@marlon_humphrey Well Pickett is going to fall in the draft because his hands are small. Another prime example of overthinking by scouts.
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@AeroAg08 @StephenKing A big opportunity missed here, Stephen.
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@TheTraeYoung Venmo me $500?
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@BostonConnr @CP316__ Gruden after seeing this
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@SportsCenter @TedyBruschi The drop from the helicopter is 1000x more impressive than the catch
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@BrandonRahbar would you do this trade? Which team says no? CLE gets 6 and 16. OKC gets 3.
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If both teams are undefeated, is College Gameday headed to Dallas for the RRS?
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3 years
Btw.. when they do make the Patty Gasso 30 for 30, @sportsiren is the only human being than can narrate it. No one else.
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@christoq Not enough people are talking about the backup coming in hot as well.
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@ShamsCharania Does his name rhyme with Blames Jarden
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@AdamSchefter Translation: “it’s good for the employees that actually bring in the money but bad for the execs that take credit”
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4 years
I don’t remember this clip of Kobe and his family when I watched it live but this will be the Kobe clip that I will always remember. That is pure love and appreciation 👍🏼 #MambaOutForever
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@CultureCrave My god he looks like Howard stark lol
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4 years
@nfldraftscout How are the 2 related? Didn’t you just say something about how sad it is to politicize this?
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4 years
@MarveIFacts So glad this forced comedic relief was kept out. Just wish all of the other forced comedic relief interactions were left out.
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@ESPNNFL @AdamSchefter He was fined for being right.
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@Geraldini93 Lincoln and Caleb live rent free in a lot of OU fans eyes then when anyone in California mentions OU, they get real pissy. I hope Caleb wins it. He deserves it. I also hope Lincoln steps on 3 legos a week for the rest of his life.
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@barstoolsports Here’s better audio
@soonergridiron
𝕺𝖐𝖑𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝖛𝖘. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉
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🚨MALCOLM KELLY RAP🚨 🎶OU BOYS THEY MY BROTHERS THEY MY FRIENDS🎶 #OUDNA | #BoomerSooner
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@BON_SBNation You do realize Sark is your coach right?
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@kyleumlang Dropping OU in the rankings just hurts Texas even more 😂
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@NewRockstars You know it’s crazy that Oscar and his identical triplet brothers pulled this off.
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@TheHoopCentral RIP NBA once again.
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@imheathergraham They’re MOVIES.
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2 years
It’s crazy how Lincoln was barely even talked about and OU was “never even close” according to the national pundits. Now? He’s the greatest thing since sliced bread and a 4 win program is an immediate contender all because the school is near a beach. Weird. Ppl just hate Okla.
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@Three_Cone The nba draft is already kind of boring. The day 2 numbers are going to be astronomically low.
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@savojuan @TheHoopCentral Still think the OKC Utah stoppage was the weirdest but this is up there. Definitely the two most memorable NBA moments of my life.
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3 years
According to PFF, this is an A- draft for the Ravens. I think I fixed the team. @TheMattWise @AdamBMore
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@finebaum OU-Bama is clearly the go to answer here but UT-A&M will be awesome to finally watch again
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@CultureCrave @ComicBook The costumes back then were better than the CGI today though.
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@ESPNCFB Michigan and Notre Dame hype video. Trying not to be biased here but Oklahoma has been in the playoffs consistently and there’s only one quick shot of them in here.
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@bealswrld I don’t think Beal has anything to prove. It’s the other two. Especially Russ.
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Every time I wear plaid, I think of @MrBallen
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3 years
@Ravens I didn’t know I needed this.
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@PortableShua My nieces thought Red Dawn was a Drake and Josh movie. I never corrected them. I let them find it out the hard way by lol
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@bigscreenleaks Definitely the kid from outer banks. He’s Johnny storm huh?
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@StanNateStanley @wojespn Yeah don’t apologize. All about human rights until it hurts the nbas pockets.
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3 years
@RedditCFB TCU WAS ROBBED
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5 years
@barstoolsports Swinging like that, they both lost that fight.
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@SportsNation THE DISRESPECT FOR KEVIN MALONE.
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@RealGM Bruh everyone in the world is unhappy.
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@nocontextcfb He’s just enjoying life.
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2 years
@RedditCFB This is literally you’re only tweet about Lebby. Funny how you didn’t have an issue with Ole Miss hiring him. You don’t have an issue with Lebby. You just have an issue with OU.
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@cmlc48 @JonLemire 14 was under trumps admin too...
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@AdamSchefter @Nickelodeon **LEAKED SCHEFTER EMAIL**
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@screenrant Marvel, again:
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@PFF_College Can’t believe it. A real Cinderella story for the lowly ranked Bryce Young and Crimson Tide. Can’t believe no believed in him. A true underdog story.
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@TravisSkol @espn I am 100% convinced this is the same intern that posted this. Completely convinced it’s an intern from USC.
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About once a month, I rewatch the Sugar Bowl before I go to bed and sleep peacefully. #Boomer @OU_Football @OUnation
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@GeorgeStoia Seems like Tawee is the bigger loss right now.
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@HassanHamid266 For real!! No stopping between 7am-7pm?? Madness
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@GeorgeStoia Scheduling a game at 11AM on Black Friday should be a crime. The Big12 sucks
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@ADAMDEVINE Which one of you came up with BieberHole69?
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@CrainNBA I never want to be grown then.
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@CultureCrave @Variety Calling this Spider-Man 3 movie “stand-alone” is like calling Civil War a stand-alone movie lol.
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@SuprmCmdrThor @MarveIFacts This all but confirms that he was cooking his moms spaghetti in endgame.
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@barstoolsports I guess Brian Kelly was being serious about boycotting the playoffs.
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@Duffal0 The fact that they don’t have weekly flexibility with nationally televised games is weird. OKC-DEN should’ve been a nationally televised game.
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@_tonyjefferson Of course. The government is allowed to takes what’s ours. We’re just not allowed to take what’s ours.
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@reidonfootball @TiffanyHacker @johnehoover He and cowherd sleep great together.
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@CFBHeather @CowboyFB Lol nah. If OSU goes undefeated, they’re getting in Heather. They won’t need help.
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@marlon_humphrey If Biden is elected, it will all of the sudden go away. If trump gets re-elected, it will be “worse than ever”.
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