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Friendly neighborhood nerd. Disgruntled Veteran. Avid sports fan. Music Connoisseur. Pro Wrestling Enthusiast. Hip Hop Head. Gamer.

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Joined November 2010
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LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
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This is what I mean when I type 🕺🏽
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COACH 😂😂😂
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It’s 2007 all over again and I love it
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Great year to be a Transformers and Spiderman fan
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To anyone who cries this weekend about wrestling flooding their TL:
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Who is a non Marvel character that you know is worthy of lifting Thor’s hammer? I’ll start by saying Optimus Prime.
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RIP Carl Weathers. Not many can say they fought Predator, Rocky, an alligator, and space pirates all in one lifetime.
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#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow what it was like to do this in under a minute. http://t.co/w9AwDkW1yH
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In a world full of Lincoln Rileys, be a Bob Stoops.
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This most recent episode of Kenobi reminds me of what made me fall in love with Star Wars as a kid.
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4 years ago I joked about proposing to my girlfriend in front of @bakermayfield ’s statue. Today day finally came. She said yes! Boomer!
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This is a smiling Baker. RT for good luck
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Lincoln made sure to update his bio for everyone.
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Here’s him at this year’s Rumble turning the match into a human demolition derby.
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Somebody should make a thread of all the freak of nature moments of Brock Lesnar.
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⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 waiting for OU to win the National Championship
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2 years
Nah. Ours are better. Full attendance at our games, too.
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I wonder if Norman Oklahoma has sunsets like this.
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@EyeOfTheBriger True lol. I don’t hate that film but it is weird for sure. The fights in it rule though
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8 years
You can block me, but you can't block our offense
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4 years
A lot of my friends and I can relate to this meme I just made. #WrestleMania
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8 years
BREAKING NEWS: KD signs with the Spurs after losing to them by 29 points.
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@TomBrady Come back, dad. You always looked the best in these.
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@TomBrady I miss you 😔 Welcome home, King!!
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@GroovyBruce Didn’t know I needed this interaction until now. You seem like more of a Punk guy, anyways.
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Who gives a fuck what that giant asshole thinks? Triple H achieved more in 2016 alone than Ryback did his entire career. Fuck him.
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NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news
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Ryback becomes a trending topic due to his comments on Triple H's retirement #WWE
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Go out there and make it happen, @JalenHurts ! Silence the critics. #BoomerSooner
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Nah bro I’m rewatching Backlash 2007 and I forgot about Benoit vs MVP and let’s just say this commentary did not age well at ALL.
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6 years
That doesn’t look like Baker Mayfield
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Happy Father’s Day to OSU’s daddy @CoachGundy
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@TomBrady I miss you, dad
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7 years
This is Scrappy Doo, you uncultured swine.
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@TheRock #DwayneJohnson2020 Pick America up from Rock Bottom
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There’s levels to this. This is what separates Coach Stoops from other coaches.
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@TomBrady “I’ll retire when I suck.” #StillHere
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16 year old me 🤝🏼 28 year old me Buying CM Punk shirts
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@OU_Football Welcome home, Coach V!
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90's crush battle. Rt for Kelly Favorite for Topanga. http://t.co/telyupzxSL
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@DMcIntyreWWE “You never hear the shot that takes you down.” Go get yours, Drew. You deserve a proper world title run with fans, and we deserve a champion who actually shows up regularly.
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Samoan Hogan strikes again
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This is an Xbox 360 screenshot
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Lions First Playoff Win in 32 Years ✅ #Madden24 | #AllGrit
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@Brodyxking He must’ve just meant that there’s no room for politics in wrestling so long as it doesn’t fit his agenda.
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“Would you call Tom Herman a pussy to his face?” Yes. Absolutely.
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2 years
Go out and kill it tonight @CALEBcsw
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A Texas fan said “LONG DRIVE BACK TO NORMAN” when Austin is actually further away 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔
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6 years
I would practically sell my soul to see Baker Mayfield plant the OU flag on an SEC logo
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If you’re saying to fire Alex Grinch and to bring Mike back, please don’t ever talk about football again
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6 years
HEI6MAN
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When she not only tolerates your CM Punk obsession but also feeds into it >>>
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when he not only tolerates your one direction obsession but feeds into it >>>
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@JohnCena Welcome home, Champ. Time to go break that record. 🐐
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OU twitter is gonna be so lit and ignorant when they win their next Natty and I can’t WAIT
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@barstoolsports Is that Dart???
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@CALEBcsw We love you, Caleb! You gave it everything you had and we’re all so proud of you. Boomer Sooner.
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We really got Randy and Punk both back in a fifteen minute timespan
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@GoatAnalyst @ItWasChildsPlay @ClutchPointsApp @KarlMalonejr63 There was no need for him to fuck a middle schooler, but here we are.
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@AllHHSessions the similar sound is clear as day and it’s obviously well documented that Em was a big influence to Kendrick, people are tripping
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@TomBrady Missing you this year. 😔
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@patricktheheel That custom belt kicked so much ass.
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Me believing NE will draft a potential franchise QB only for them to talk to SF about taking Jimmy G
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Stop ignoring girls who give you the world
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This is the best news I’ve read today
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MCU - The Direct
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Writer/director @JordanPeele says that he is NOT interested in directing the MCU's #Blade movie: "It just doesn’t feel right."
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Batista has really grown into becoming a really solid actor.
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#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow about the greatness that was field day. http://t.co/JHwYMYstpf
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@CodyRhodes Storytelling at its finest. Finish the story.
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Vickie does not deserve the last name “Guerrero”. She got remarried and has now both dismissed Eddie’s daughter being SA’d by her current husband, along with denouncing her as her daughter. Hector Guerrero was right about Vickie Benson.
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@ryanridley was this planned?
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9 years
If you didn't listen to @blessthefall at the gym, did you really even workout?
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People who cry about stuff people said when they’re 13 wouldn’t last ten seconds in an Xbox Live lobby during the MW2 days
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@Patriots Give him the one day contract and retire his number
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GODDAMN YOU LOGAN PAUL YOU SON OF A BITCH
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@trvisXX Concert of the year for me by far! 🐐 Best concert I’ve gone to in years. Thanks for pulling out A-Team. That’s the song that got me hooked as a fan
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@TheNotoriousMMA You’ll be back on top before long, Champ Champ! They can enjoy the fall, but the rise will follow.
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@espn @KirkHerbstreit @AlabamaFTBL Can’t wait for Texas to lose and prove yet again that they are in fact not back. Y’all overhype them every single year.
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Friendly reminder that Browns fans don’t deserve Baker
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@PrimeeLeBron @OgLando2xx For sure. Those games were so much better when I was younger. I think 2k14 was the last solid one, in my opinion. And don’t even get me started on CoD...
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Who did this 😭😭😭
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@WWERollins Need this again.
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@SamoaJoe My fiancé and I both noticed that Sweet Tooth wasn’t in the commercial and said “I feel like someone is missing”
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Me at McDonalds ordering that Travis Scott Happy Meal
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I won’t buy my valentine roses this year because fuck roses, fuck Georgia, fuck the SEC, and fuck the Rose Bowl
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Watching Brock Lesnar in person is such an experience, it’s like attending a human demolition derby
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Some of you idiots really thought Jarrett Stidham was the clear cut QB1 lmao
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@WrestlinGifs Sucks to love something with such an awful fanbase
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Does anyone remember this terrifying episode of Jimmy Neutron?? I was traumatized as a kid when this came on..
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@WrestlingHumble My wife thinks I run your account because of how much we both say the same things and this post is not helping because I literally said this exact thing and you posted it one minute later 😂
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@CALEBcsw Keep up the good work, man!! You’re gonna win us a Natty one day.
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Why do y’all try to keep Olive Garden’s breadsticks in the same convo as Texas Roadhouse’s rolls and Red Lobster’s cheddar biscuits when they are nowhere near as good as either of those???
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@WWE @CiampaWWE He brought back No One Will Survive
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Texas sucks. 4peat, baby!
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@JalenHurts Boomer! Very proud of the leadership you have shown and brought to this team. Proverbs: 19:20-21 Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the Lord’s purpose that prevails.
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@Sting @BretHart When you walked by me I thought I saw a ghost! I’m glad I caught this moment on camera.
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@EyeOfTheBriger That fight scene with Raph and Leo was so good
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THIS LAMP IS SO SICK
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Everyone say hi to Gronk or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life
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@CALEBcsw Great game last night!!! Can’t wait for the future!!!
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#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow about the mad game that this man spit. http://t.co/WCrpvqbIBb
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@TomBrady Super excited to see you play one more time in person! Go get another ring 🐐
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Don't let Atlanta blowing a 28-3 lead distract you from the fact that the Monstars blew a Kinda One Sided, Isn't It? to 18 lead
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@broadfawn @FakeEyes22 Me to Hasbro: “y’all got any of them payment plans?”
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