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Chris Klemmer

@ChrisKlemmer

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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
12 days
🚨RAT RACE 2 IS UP🚨 I was thrilled with how Rat Race 1 came out but Rat Race 2 blows it out of the water. We took their phones. It takes place across the whole city & not just Manhattan. We added a physical challenge. And we start with a twist that no one playing saw coming.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
12 days
. @ChrisKlemmer pushed his co-workers to The Edge in a race across the city. First obstacle: New York City cab drivers 'Klemmer's Rat Race' Vol. II out now:
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
4 months
Peacock having Oppenheimer is like the Angels current roster with Mike Trout.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 months
Just opened Twitter. My phone nearly exploded. A huge thank you to the #Klemmaholics for having my back…even you Dave. Now, it’s time to get caught up on some much needed shuteye.
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Dave Portnoy
2 months
The fact Klemmer hasn't said thank you to me yet is disgusting.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 months
. @BarstoolBigCat was ridiculously generous with that prize and I’m sore as fuck so I upgraded myself to first class. Today was so fun and something I’ll never forget. I know it’s corny but I really do wake up every morning in disbelief that this is my job.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
11 months
. @NjTank99 told me on June 1st that the A’s would have a better record than the Mets in June. I laughed at him. June A’s: 9-16 Mets: 7-19 Frank. Was. Right.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
3 months
🚨NEW SHOW ALERT🚨 This is the trailer for RAT RACE which premieres TOMORROW! I’m pretty excited with how it came out and would love if you guys gave it a shot.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
1 month
Never forget that I beat the ex-NFLer who took this picture in a football throwing competition.
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Will Compton
1 month
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
1 year
Mets are losing to the dreadful Rockies. @NjTank99 is singing. The old guy is yelling at Frank. Chaos at Citi Field!
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
8 months
This such a shitty and tone deaf tweet. Also, it’s Tuesday.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
1 year
Despite what @martymush thinks, my life is very normal.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 months
Important announcement for @StoolMintzy heading into tomorrow’s pro day on @BarstoolYak .
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 years
I don’t want to call myself a pioneer but I believe I’m the only 8th place finisher in Barstool Idol history to get hired by @barstoolsports .
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Chris Klemmer
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
9 months
NYC Facts: Macy’s Wooden Escalators
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 months
I don’t care what side of the aisle you are on. This is a better picture than the Ellen Oscar selfie.
@BussinWTB
Bussin' With The Boys
2 months
This league #UFC299
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
5 months
I do Picks Central with you everyday in an office surrounded by High Noons. I don’t need extra danger in my life.
@Return_Of_RB
Rico Bo$co
5 months
@ChrisKlemmer If Klemmer was really committed to these facts he would go to an extremely violent area and do a fact. Content is content.
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Chris Klemmer
8 months
NYC Facts: Bloomingdale’s
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Chris Klemmer
2 months
Tank is awesome and wildly successful. No question. Why did you silence him and everyone else on Friday?
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Dave Portnoy
2 months
One thing I've noticed in the 20 years of doing Barstool is that the successful creators never seem to be held back by lack of leadership. It's only the non successful that seem to point the finger. Interesting how that works
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
1 year
My legs may not be very impressive but they were in the building when the Celtics won a NBA title. Maybe one day your stupid block head can say the same thing.
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Adam Smith
1 year
@ChrisKlemmer 0. That’s the point, Klemmer. We know we’re useless. Just like your Mets/legs.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
1 year
Some old guy in the row in front of us told @NjTank99 that he doesn’t need to yell and he needs to be considerate. It’s the top of the third. He’s in for a long day at the ballpark.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 years
A guy that wants a job with @barstoolsports .
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Dave Portnoy
2 years
What is the deal with @ChrisKlemmer
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
3 months
Just found out we got approved to do another one of these. I’m very excited to do it even bigger next time. Huge thank you to @OwenRoeder and @BarstoolBooz who helped me put this together and the camera guys who were running with all these teams. No phones for the next one?
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
3 months
From the heights of @EdgeNYC , in Hudson Yards to the depths of despair in the NYC subway, @ChrisKlemmer put his Barstool co-workers to the test to see who would come out on top. 'Klemmer's Rat Race' out now:
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
8 months
I would normally never hit anyone who is mentally challenged, but I’d have to make an exception this one time.
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Barstool Gambling
8 months
“If you told me that I had to take a full, free punch from any employee, I would choose @ChrisKlemmer .” - @BFW
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
11 months
Sucks to see @BFW move to Chicago. He may be a swollen hillbilly but he’s also my friend. I also feel badly for all the NYC Chic-Fil-A employees left unemployed because of this news.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 years
. @NjTank99 and I on our way to the Mets game. My prediction: Mets 5, Dodgers 2 Frank says: Dodgers 11, Mets 3
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 months
I didn’t fly out to Chicago to lose.
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@BarstoolYak
The Yak
2 months
Today’s the day.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
9 months
Cease and desist.
@MileyCyrus
Miley Cyrus
9 months
Used To Be Young. August 25th.
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
I might need to start wearing a tank top to work.
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Dave Portnoy
1 year
Those legs just bought Klemmer 2 more months.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
1 year
. @NjTank99 and I are having a blast.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
1 year
. @NjTank99 and I are off to Miami for Opening Day!
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
7 months
NYC Facts: Tom’s Restaurant (from Seinfeld)
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 months
Today was one of the funnest days of my life. Just wild creativity from everyone on the @BarstoolYak with the different events. I look forward to competing against @StoolMintzy again soon. Finally, I meant everything I said in my apology that I tweeted earlier.
@BarstoolYak
The Yak
2 months
KLEMMER FOR THE WIN! #YakProDay presented by @rhoback
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 months
I’m now in the room where I’ll spend the next 100 hours completely alone. This is my final tweet until then. #SolitaryKlemfinement
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
2 months
Klemmer's 100 Hour Solitary Confinement In The Barstool Sports Basement #SolitaryKlemfinement
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 years
Staying positive on a rainy Monday! @BarstoolYak
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2 years
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
7 months
This is what an undefeated basketball team looks like.
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Chris Klemmer
11 months
@martymush You just don’t like when people know how to read and write.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 months
Keegs was at the office at 7:30 AM with half of the NYC content team to help me shoot something this morning. I’m all for being shitty but you have to be fair too.
@SpacesStoolies
Stoolies🏴‍☠️
2 months
@BarstoolTate Kelly Keegs is going to be pissed when she wakes up in a few hours.
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Chris Klemmer
8 months
NYC Facts: Grand Central Station
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
11 months
METS WIN! WALKOFF WIN!
@martymush
Marty Mush
11 months
I truly do wish the Yankees could play the Mets all the time. I don't know why Mets fans complain they find so many funny ways to lose
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
3 months
This has been such a fun trip. The Chicago office is amazing. Great dinner with the guys. Even the weather has been perfect.
@BarstoolBigCat
Big Cat
3 months
Klemmer was my Combine MVP. Every time he stepped up I was enthralled. Very fun day all around
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 years
Spending the 6th inning with @NjTank99 .
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Chris Klemmer
8 months
@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
8 months
I haven’t been this excited for a Jets game in a dozen years, Yes, I know I pathetic that is.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
30 days
There’s good umpires. There’s bad umpires. Then there’s 50 feet of crap. Then there’s Angel Hernandez.
@StoolBaseball
Barstool Baseball
30 days
Angel Hernandez made his prescence known
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Chris Klemmer
8 months
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Chris Klemmer
2 months
NYC Facts: 1st Movie Ever Shot In NYC
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
2 years
It’s fine if I drop to the 2nd round but I really hope my name still gets called tonight.
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The Yak
2 years
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Chris Klemmer
2 years
Rico Blocko is going to be sad when he finds out he’s not going to get $100K/year (plus expenses) for one day of work a week.
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Chris Klemmer
9 months
NYC Facts: Ghostbusters Firehouse
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Chris Klemmer
7 months
Guy next to Kate is stealing my bit.
@BarstoolYak
The Yak
7 months
The Yak with Big Cat & Co. Presented by @rhoback | The Yak 10-20-23
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
The only place in New York City that you’ll never see a garbage truck. #rooseveltisland
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
NYC Facts: Shea Stadium
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Chris Klemmer
10 months
The idiotic Angels are going to go 82-80, miss the playoffs by 7 games and lose Ohtani after the season. I didn’t think that farm system could get much worse. I genuinely feel bad for Angels fans. Just awful leadership.
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
10 months
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Angels are finalizing a deal to acquire right-hander Lucas Giolito and right-handed reliever Reynaldo Lopez from the Chicago White Sox for catcher Edgar Quero and left-hander Ky Bush, two top prospects, sources tell ESPN.
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Chris Klemmer
11 months
The Mets are 35-43 after winning 101 games last year. Out of 15 teams in the NL, they are 12th in ERA and 13th in OPS. And you think Frank is the problem? Get the fuck out of here.
@Sprint2First
Brandon Nimmo Stan Account
11 months
Frank has turned this fanbase into such a toxic environment… I fear this may drive away free agents from signing with us. It took the Knicks 20+ years to get over that bump. The fans need to be better, we used to be liked around the league. Now… Not quite so. Hope it changes
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Booger McFarland is doing a great job not only pushing the NFL to cancel the game but also explaining the situation from a veteran player’s perspective. That’s a really hard situation for anyone to be forced to talk about on live tv and he’s only been graceful.
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Chris Klemmer
8 months
NYC Facts: FDNY Engine 54
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Old guy may have just realized it’s a battle he can’t win when half the ballpark including some of the security staff (no lie) is taking pictures with @NjTank99 . Frank 1, Old Guy 0.
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Some old guy in the row in front of us told @NjTank99 that he doesn’t need to yell and he needs to be considerate. It’s the top of the third. He’s in for a long day at the ballpark.
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Chris Klemmer
11 months
NYC Facts: Theodore Roosevelt’s Birthplace
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Even @NjTank99 is feeling optimistic after the Mets 4th comeback win in a row.
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
NYC Facts: Where John Lennon Was Shot
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Day 2 begins as @NjTank99 head to Miami today.
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
I don’t know if this was smartest choice with @NjTank99 and I trapped in a car for several more hours.
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
🚨NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Starting Wednesday, @BFW and I will be hosting Double Play on the @LightsCameraPod network. We’ll be talking about the best and worst of sports movies each week. Next week: Moneyball/Ed
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
What it’s like on a road trip with @NjTank99 .
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
It’s getting worse. This is what I get for mocking this storm on KMS yesterday.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
10 months
❌ Dane Dunning got 15 outs. Picks Record: 21-16 (56.7%) Units: +4.37 I suck.
@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
10 months
Here’s my MLB pick of the day. Dane Dunning Over 16.5 Outs -110 Picks Record: 21-15 (58.3%) Units: +5.37 Odds on @BSSportsbook . Thought process below.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
1 year
. @njtank is not happy about the Verlander news. @StoolBaseball
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Chris Klemmer
11 months
NYC Facts: LaGuardia Airport
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Other than a Marlins fan sitting behind us that @NjTank99 didn’t like, it was a great Opening Day win for the Mets!
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
The game is now tied. @NjTank99 blamed the last video we did.
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Mets/Marlins update. Might be @NjTank99 ’s first smile since hearing about Verlander.
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
3 months
The American Dream is the largest mall in America. It’s over 100,000 square feet bigger than the Mall Of America. It opened just months before COVID and has been a giant disaster losing $60 million in 2021 alone. My wife sat through a whole NFL season so we are here today.
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Chris Klemmer
8 months
This is fucking bullshit. I’m not an alien. Here’s me walking home from work. Very human and normal.
@VivaLaStool
Viva La Stool
8 months
🚨Breaking🚨 Mexico released more images of the alien bodies @BracketPod
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Just got to meet @KingcougarMike who is the focus of Carl’s blog. Mike has been to over 9,000 games. He’s seen: -Over 50 World Series games -14 no-hitters -2 perfect games If there was a fan HOF, he’d be first ballot.
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@barstoolcarl
two bird carl
1 year
Stop Whatever You're Doing And Read About This Mets Fan That Has Dedicated His Life To Attending 10,000 Baseball Games
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
NYC Facts: The Flatiron Building
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Chris Klemmer
2 months
Greatest vending machine ever?
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Chris Klemmer
2 months
NYC Facts: St. Patrick’s Cathedral
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
11 months
Congratulations to Team Minihane on @TheDozenTrivia championship. Also congratulations to @BFW who was used as a phone-a-friend in the 2nd round and helped Team Minihane advance in the playoffs!
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@ChrisKlemmer
Chris Klemmer
3 months
Check it out now! I saw the Final Cut and I can’t get over how great this came out from the editing and camerawork. I really hope you all like it too!
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
3 months
From the heights of @EdgeNYC , in Hudson Yards to the depths of despair in the NYC subway, @ChrisKlemmer put his Barstool co-workers to the test to see who would come out on top. 'Klemmer's Rat Race' out now:
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
NYC Facts: Oldest Subway Cars Still Operating
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Chris Klemmer
3 months
. @BarstoolTate won’t even go on the Rundown or speak on camera to any of us. This is the first time in my life that there’s another man terrified of me. What a thrill!
@VivaLaStool
Viva La Stool
3 months
“Guy should have to face the music in NYC, it’s a lot easier to talk shit until @ChrisKlemmer is standing in front of you” - @ryanwhitney6 @kirkminshow @stoolpresidente @kirkmin
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Chris Klemmer
2 months
The good news is while it appears to be contagious, it only lasts for 100 hours. Some medical professionals feel it goes away after only 97.
@Return_Of_RB
Rico Bo$co
2 months
Fucking @ChrisKlemmer #klemming Its infectious
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
He’s 86 years old and was able to make it to the game. That alone is a giant win. Why be shitty?
@BrandonKravitz
Brandon Kravitz
1 year
Jack is looking like someone the Men in Black are trying to track down. 👽
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Chris Klemmer
6 months
NYC Facts: Statue Of Liberty (Favorite one of these I’ve done so far)
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
I’d say Brandon should go after someone his own size but that’s impossible.
@BarstoolYak
The Yak
1 year
. @BFW Office Linebacker. Presented by @rhoback
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
Verlander looks awful and the Mets are in shambles. I am too.
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
NYC Facts: Jackie Robinson Joins The Brooklyn Dodgers
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Chris Klemmer
6 months
@TomScibelli For a guy who spends as much time as you do in the mother’s breast feeding room at work, one would think you’d like your ceiling growing a nipple.
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Chris Klemmer
8 months
The @washingtonpost motto is “democracy dies in darkness”. It may not dead but democracy is on life support when a journalist is using scare tactics to get small businesses to respond to an e-mail.
@stoolpresidente
Dave Portnoy
8 months
I Caught Wind That The Washington Post Was Writing A Hit Piece About Me And My Pizzafest So I Did What I Do. I Went on the Offensive
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Chris Klemmer
25 days
@StuartFeiner I’m so sorry Stu. Whenever you’d bring your Dad to the office, it instantly became a good day. It was very clear how much you cared about each other.
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
NYC Facts: Old Madison Square Garden
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Chris Klemmer
8 months
You can throw me out of the Wilbur but you can’t throw me out of my own home.
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@kirkminshow
The Kirk Minihane Show
8 months
For the first time in show history, a live show is available via Pay Per View. The pre-sale is officially underway for the Saco Drive-In live show on September 30. To purchase:
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Chris Klemmer
10 months
NYC Facts: Domino Park
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Chris Klemmer
1 year
At the Syracuse Mets game with @NjTank99 . In shocking news, he has concerns for tonight’s game.
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