Marty Mush @martymush Twitter profile

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Marty Mush

@martymush

1 year

Finally the moment you've all been waiting for....

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Marty Mush

@martymush

6 years

I love getting into cabs and saying to the driver “fuckin uber trying to shut you guys down is a disgrace” and getting them really riled up

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4 years

My pops wore these every day at Ground Zero. The world sucks right now but let’s try and remember when we all came together to heal. Never Forget

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4 years

I hate that we let Subway get away with still promoting $5 foot longs. Those shits are $12.50

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4 years

How did we end up with so many languages. We started off with two people so at what point did someone say fuck this language I’m making my own

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Marty Mush

@martymush

5 years

The Barstool Union

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Marty Mush

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2 years

Biggest alpha move I've ever seen on the plane. I am sitting in the exit row and the flight attendant asked everyone for a verbal yes that we are willing to help in case of an emergency. Guy next to me says no and they put him in the open seat in first class. Genius

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Marty Mush

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4 years

The Tik Tok community has to respect this

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Marty Mush

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3 years

Keeping you updated after receiving the Covid vaccine

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Marty Mush

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4 years

Going to a party in College: Pay $5 for unlimited beer Going to a party as an Adult: Bring a gift, bring an appetizer, forced to wear certain attire, small talk

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Marty Mush

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4 years

If I’m not asking a bartender to change the channel to Hawaii vs Boise State at 1am this year I’m going to lose it

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3 years

I am addicted to watching George the monkey open up presents. He’s awesome

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Marty Mush

@martymush

5 years

In honor of Duke starting tonight. Enjoy my bird getting CTE during a game last year

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5 years

What a bottle flip from the kid in the stands

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Marty Mush

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5 years

I think I have a girlfriend now

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@martymush

4 years

Perfectly said. Every day is a gift

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

Gritty don’t even

Gritty

@GrittyNHL

4 years

I’M NOT BORED

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4 years

I really do swear on my life I’ll never take sports for granted in my life ever again. I will not ever complain about a 11am eastern Michigan vs north Texas game

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Marty Mush

@martymush

3 years

So @jakepaul you want this ?

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

This is why we gamble. The over hits with 11 seconds left

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Marty Mush

@martymush

23 days

The amount of times I thought a Knicks scout was going to drive by my driveway growing up when I hit a fadeaway jumper and it actually happens to this kid. Bullshit

Baseball’s Greatest Moments

@BBGreatMoments

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This kid was casually getting his tee work in and a guy walked up to him and said, “I’ve been admiring your swing for a couple days now.” That guy was former Pittsburgh Pirates Outfielder, Jose Tabata. A moment this kid will never forget...

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

Update: still sad

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4 years

I can’t believe the NBA approved this slogan

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@martymush

5 years

$10 on what color comes out first. AC better watch out I’m hot

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2 years

Seinfeld wearing ear plugs is such a soft move

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3 years

Jackson Mahomes is salivating at home to dance on this Seahawk

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Marty Mush

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3 years

Perfect way to start my day

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

Duke lost but look at this guy sacking himself in the eye with a towel

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

If I woke up to this on Christmas morning I’d call the cops

scumbag.golf

@scumbagolf

4 years

Your King.

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

Cardinals +10 and Cardinals +6.5 live. This is an all time bull shit beat

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4 months

It's kind of crazy that when you bet futures you basically are just playing Deal or no deal all season. The bank comes with an offer and you either close the box or hit the button

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Marty Mush

@martymush

5 years

It’s always a tough ask at the bar to put on the Appalachian State south Alabama game

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Marty Mush

@martymush

1 year

Just a caption I didn't see coming with this picture

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5 years

Pro Tip: Always leave an ironing board out in your hotel room so when you bring a girl back they say “wow he irons his clothes” and forget your ugly

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4 years

Hear me out. 7+3 is 10 but when you are on episode 7 and there are 10 in the season you have 4 episodes left

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3 years

Have you ever thought about how people who take care of chickens are actually chicken tenders

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5 years

I have invented the best game to gamble on ever

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3 years

Eating 50 hotdogs to come in second place and nobody giving a shit is the definition of down bad

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5 years

Seton Hall -6.5. I hate myself, I hate gambling, I hate everything

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2 years

Is that your mom? No it's my fiancé. I love Rough n Rowdy

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Marty Mush

@martymush

5 years

If you really think about it, zoos are like the NCAA. They don’t pay the talent but they give them room and board.

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

Absolute Legend

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

The fact that I’m part of a company that’s worth $450 million is just absurd. I’d be in a dumpster if it wasn’t for Dave and Barstool. This company keeps on getting better. I also hope army learns how to play basketball this morning

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Marty Mush

@martymush

2 years

Glad I can make dreams come true

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

2 years

What a world @hen_ease

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Marty Mush

@martymush

3 years

Imagine being an old Italian couple taking your wife out for date night to eat some pasta at Borellis and see these lunatics

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

3 years

Borrelli’s may record an earthquake tonight if they keep this lead. ABSOLUTE SCENES.

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Marty Mush

@martymush

2 years

I heard Sister Jean was eating Chicken fingers this morning. Eating meat on A Friday during lent, Ohio state ML

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

Just nervous this will be me in 5 years

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Marty Mush

@martymush

5 years

I was genuinely surprised when the bird took flight

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Marty Mush

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3 years

My Grandmas been live for 4 hours on Facebook and has no idea. Just see the top of her head. Madness

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

Okay old bag, you want it you got it

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

THEY DID IT 🔥 (via scottyryan_/Instagram)

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

I understand why people play golf by themselves but what happens if you hit a hole in one? Nobody’s going to ever believe that shit

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Marty Mush

@martymush

1 year

This is the most talented man in the world

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

I retire from pots and this guy goes and does this. I may have to come out of retirement and end him

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

25 hours later I’m still the best athlete there is. I haven’t slept but it was worth It for the people. #MushMadness

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4 years

Hide your girl

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Marty Mush

@martymush

2 years

#RipMe

Tom Brady

@TomBrady

2 years

Cosign. #DefendTheWall

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5 years

Well obviously the app scans your brain instead of your face

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4 years

I’m genuinely more concerned what I’m going to to with my day now with no sports than actually getting the virus. I’m basically a baby again and have to find my way in this world

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3 years

People act like your barber has to be your best friend. I enjoy a nice cut with little to 0 conversation

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5 years

Again, I am a man of the people. This case will be cracked soon and we’ll have justice.

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5 years

I am teaching @FeitsBarstool how to gamble and this was his first lesson

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4 years

This would be a federal crime if she did this

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2 years

I fucking hate this

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4 years

I just checked my phone to look at scores. Pray for me

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5 years

Underrated conversation.

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Marty Mush

@martymush

1 year

There is 2.9 seconds left on the clock and Jimmy Butler hasn't started to shoot the ball yet. When the Celtics inbounded the ball they had 3 seconds so tell me how that works

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4 years

I fully believe Lebron just found out about the whole Astros thing and thinks he’s the first to talk about it

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2 years

Don't Say Rico's government name ✅ Keep Will Smiths Wife's Name out of your mouth✅

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@martymush

3 years

This is peak athleticism

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@martymush

4 years

I need to gamble on this

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4 years

This outfit is why tik tok is getting banned

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5 years

Shouldn’t put pizza on a white rug

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3 years

This guy told my kids he can't root for the White Sox this postseason because he had a Cubs themed birthday party when he was 3

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

I Am Snacking

New York Post

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6 years

These three little words are a big turn-on

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Marty Mush

@martymush

3 years

DaVe PoRtNoY iS a BaD pErSoN

Dave Portnoy

@stoolpresidente

3 years

Hey @marcuslemonis I’m in

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Marty Mush

@martymush

5 years

It’s been a bad week

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@martymush

2 months

Jake from State Farm getting the dap from Travis Scott was stunning

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Marty Mush

@martymush

3 years

What the shit is this

Kwik Trip

@KwikTrip

3 years

that's better.

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@martymush

4 years

Goodell has to be the maddest person that Dave is rich. The thought of them two sitting on the couch sharing mini hotdogs is unreal

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Marty Mush

@martymush

4 years

The broadcasters are even motivated this game because of me

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3 years

Watching a king at work in his own domain

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5 years

I’m done. I’m done with gambling. No that just can’t fucking happen l. How does Melvin Gordon fumble and not score there this stupid fucking gambling sucks like a fucking fuck

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Marty Mush

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3 years

9 OTs and the under hitting is one of the craziest things I've ever seen

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4 years

Corona is just making us all dogs. In the house roaming around all day. Yelling at people that we see walk past the window. If someone not close walks in you just bark them out of the house.

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4 years

SEC Chanpions. Feels like 98 @Vol_Football

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2 years

BREAKING: Tom Brady Hates the Patriots and New England

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@martymush

4 years

The fact that I just threw a pencil into a 2liter bottle in 50 tries is blowing my mind.

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@martymush

5 years

No. This is just simply not how you clap

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@martymush

5 years

It’s truly amazing we have oceans that aren’t surrounded by walls like a pool and it doesn’t leak out to the streets.

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4 years

Breaking: from a trusted source baseball will start around July 4th. 50 man rosters played in Texas, Arizona, Florida. Players will be leaving in 3 weeks and will have to quarantine throughout.

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Marty Mush

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5 years

Now this is a job I can do. Goose runner