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a meddling bestie, brand new nipple piercings, a crush he may or may not do anything about, day drinking, and a good thorough railing: the edward teach story. quiet now, you're sucking the charm out [ed/archie || rated e || 7.1k]

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@slightestwind

6 months

My guys, my loves. You gotta let people know when you like their fic. You gotta kudos, it would be nice if you comment on ao3, you gotta tag people in to your compliments on twt or in public discords. Otherwise people WON'T KNOW. and if we don't know, we'll assume no one cares.

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@slightestwind

7 months

i cannot emphasise enough how DARK this season has been oh my entire god #ofmds2spoilers

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@slightestwind

7 months

We wrote our names on each other, in permanent ink. #ofmds2spoilers #ofmd2spoilers

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@slightestwind

7 months

1x09 // 2x06 he protec #ofmds2spoilers #ofmd2spoilers

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@slightestwind

7 months

looking up through your eyelashes like that i know what you are, edward teach. #ofmds2spoilers

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@slightestwind

7 months

Do you vow to keep each other's ship afloat? #ofmds2spoilers #ofmd2spoilers

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@slightestwind

7 months

i'll put it on the tl again it's not like any of us are tired of seeing it #ofmds2spoilers

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@slightestwind

2 years

it seems like a good time to bring up neil gaiman's post about creators vs fanworks

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@slightestwind

8 months

BABYGIRL IT'S OKAY

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@slightestwind

1 month

personally i have not even come close to recovering from this parallel

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@slightestwind

4 months

it took two entire seasons for ed to learn that he is both loveable, and LOVED. let him have a third to actually bask in that feeling 🥺 #SaveOFMD #RenewAsACrew #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDSeason3

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@slightestwind

7 months

How'd I look? || Fantastic. #ofmds2spoilers

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@slightestwind

7 months

at this rate, reckon ed's ~retirement is just gonna consist of him lounging around the revenge as a trophy husband for the rest of his life while his newly infamous spouse terrorises the seven seas and drowns him in warmth, good food, and orgasms a plenty tbh

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@slightestwind

8 months

he's happy he's happy he's happy he's HAPPY

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@slightestwind

4 months

you'd look as confused as they do if you were 94% certified fresh, peabody nominated, had a handful of GLAAD noms under your belt, and still got cancelled. they're ready for a new home @netflix , please #AdoptOurCrew and #SaveOFMD

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@slightestwind

2 years

Man, this "gotcha" attitude that ofmd fandom has cultivated is just going to drive people away, you know that right? The fic and the art will dry up because no one wants to be the next target of a barely thought out crusade for clout.

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@slightestwind

1 month

of all the things the s3 cancellation stole from me, i think the (however minute) possibility of james rolleston as young ed is the one that hurts the most tbh

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@slightestwind

7 months

OKAY BUT. Stede starting "pirate for a day" experience packages charging people extortionate prices for a day/night on the revenge. Ed gets to live out his silly little b&b fantasies and stede gets to play whatever ridiculous captain persona he's trying on that week

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@slightestwind

4 months

And the cast and crew didn't even get to enjoy and celebrate the airing of what turned out to be their last fucking season because the studios were being such fuck arses. Gutted for all of them tbh.

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@slightestwind

4 months

Okay but very famous rockstar Ed accidentally going batshit on main about the cancellation of his favourite TV show, drawing the focus of half the internet, and more importantly, the show's very handsome, very devastated lead actor 👀

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@slightestwind

2 months

okay but losing this shot?? stede's /scared/, he looks like he's actually realised the risk they're taking! such a split second contrast to "it's only suicide if we die" and i think it's a real shame we lost it

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@slightestwind

7 months

anyway 👀 #ofmds2spoilers #ofmd2spoilers

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@slightestwind

7 months

"I've got no one to cuddle. I'm too prickly 😔"

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@slightestwind

7 months

Thinking about "taking it slow bc we're whim-prone." My guys. My darlings. One of you just faked his own death and renounced all his wealth, and the other literally dragged himself out of purgatory so you could be together again. I think the days of whims are long past.

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@slightestwind

2 years

DON'T 👏 INVITE 👏 SHOWRUNNERS 👏 TO 👏 READ 👏 FANWORKS 👏

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@slightestwind

2 years

it seems like a good time to bring up neil gaiman's post about creators vs fanworks

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@slightestwind

4 months

fuck max, it's our ship now #SaveOFMD #RenewAsACrew #OurFlagMeansDeath

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@slightestwind

8 months

I'D KNOW THAT FINGER ANYWHERE

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@slightestwind

8 months

ok beautiful whatever you say

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@slightestwind

6 months

it's a video~

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@slightestwind

7 months

#ofmds2spoilers it is in fact very important to me that ed said it first

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@slightestwind

9 months

i just need to know if he is doing okay tbh

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@slightestwind

2 months

Imagine the impossible and ofmd gets picked back up in 5 years time but they let the story pass 5 years too. Stede's embraced the grey and the new revenge is thriving, and ed's got a little vegetable patch, and it never became an inn, but it is a home.

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@slightestwind

4 months

hey @StreamOnMax , can't really blame him for the sentiment when his show has been cancelled on a whim. tell you what would fix it though? renewing our flag means death for a third and final season. just a thought. #SaveOFMD #RenewAsACrew #OurFlagMeansDeath

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@slightestwind

1 year

thing is, you kick out anyone over 30 from fandom and you'll soon realise exactly who's providing you with the fic and art that actually makes a fandom worth participating in. because it ain't the 16 year olds, i'll tell you that.

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@slightestwind

1 year

Frame 195 😌 this was so much FUN to be a part of 🥰

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1 year

Over the past month, 256 artists collaborated to recreate 310 frames of Ed and Stede’s S1 kiss to express our love for this show and these characters. This is the result: So, what makes Ed happy? #OurFramesMeanLove #OFMD @david_jenkins__ @rhysiedarby @TaikaWaititi

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@slightestwind

2 months

The crew's gonna die. Hurry, you're gonna lose all your men. It's all going to be your fault. All of the men who trusted you. All their blood's gonna be on your hands. It's going to be your fault!

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@slightestwind

2 months

okay but losing this shot?? stede's /scared/, he looks like he's actually realised the risk they're taking! such a split second contrast to "it's only suicide if we die" and i think it's a real shame we lost it

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@slightestwind

8 months

I love the ofmd billboards, I love that a queer story is getting so much promotion, but i wish more people had been around when the scs6 billboards went up because that really was something I swear to you.

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@slightestwind

6 months

I'm GLAD their first s2 kiss was a real one and not a gravy basket one but I'm also SO PLEASED they considered it enough to film it bc how fucking dreamy is that shot 😍

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@slightestwind

1 year

happy anniversary to this iconic moment in television history. ed teach's penetration face you'll never be forgotten ⚔💦

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@slightestwind

8 months

choose your fighter #ofmds2spoilers

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@slightestwind

6 months

i live here now

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@slightestwind

4 months

I step away for five minutes and we have...*checks notes*...the lube people joining our ranks? Love that journey for us #RenewAsACrew #SaveOFMD

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@slightestwind

2 months

"Before he can overthink it, he picks the best of the photos, attaches it to his chat with Stede, hits send. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 😇 𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘹" ( @pan_od_tortur working some absolute MAGIC with immediately down bad rockstar edward teach 😍)

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@slightestwind

3 months

even rockstars get pissed when their fav tv shows get prematurely cancelled. sometimes they get to fall in love with the lead actor on said show, too. or: the show cancellation au~ endure and survive [ed/stede || rated e || 14k]

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@slightestwind

2 months

What's the betting it's another case of WB being unwilling to sell for what people were offering? Greedy fucks.

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@slightestwind

3 months

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 thank you samba for this absolute GIFT

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@slightestwind

9 months

when will my babygirl return from the war (hiatus)? 🥺

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@slightestwind

1 year

the show we all love is going to end up getting cancelled because a good number of you refuse to realise that constantly destroying the boundary between fans and creators is a situation that is at best: creepy, and at worst: a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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@slightestwind

1 year

not to get all rpfy on main but sounded like Someone had a transformative experience while they were being loomed over by some sexy bad boy that definitely wasn't their bestie of many years

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@slightestwind

4 months

hey @PrimeVideo we have a proposal for you. #OurFlagMeansDeath is looking for a new home and brings with it an incredibly passionate, engaged & loyal viewership. would you consider doing us the honour of picking us up? 💛 #AdoptOurCrew & #SaveOFMD

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@slightestwind

7 months

@cosmicyeehaws all yours 😊

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@slightestwind

1 year

bbc putting the ofmd promo on between pointless and the 6pm news on bbc1 like, ACTIVE PRIMETIME ADVERTISING??? hbo would never.

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@slightestwind

4 months

left them hanging for a long time in that car park, but the firewatch series is now complete 🌲🔥💞 the (not so) lost art of the fire lookout [ed/stede || rated e || 12.7k]

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@slightestwind

3 months

What if an edstede slow burn except they're very aware of their attraction to each other but are having so much fun in the flirty teasing touchy kissing in bars and incomplete dry humping stage that they take months to actually get together properly

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@slightestwind

1 year

Nothing deadlier than a man embracing his accidental sex symbol status and choosing to HAVE STUPID DORKY FUN WITH IT. rip us. rip.

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@slightestwind

3 months

even rockstars get pissed when their fav tv shows get prematurely cancelled. sometimes they get to fall in love with the lead actor on said show, too. or: the show cancellation au~ endure and survive [ed/stede || rated e || 14k]

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@slightestwind

8 months

Ed and Stede are gonna fuck nasty there's gonna be kohl everywhere clothes are gonna go flying they're gonna cry the entire way through it and it'll be over in approximately 1 minute 37 seconds. And we're all gonna be like good👏for👏them👏

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@slightestwind

3 months

on the sidebar of a completely unrelated news story 🥺🥺🥺 #OurFlagBBC #saveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew

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@slightestwind

4 months

#wipwednesday he angy

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@slightestwind

4 months

Okay but very famous rockstar Ed accidentally going batshit on main about the cancellation of his favourite TV show, drawing the focus of half the internet, and more importantly, the show's very handsome, very devastated lead actor 👀

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@slightestwind

6 months

sure hope you're ready for 50k of this because i sure as hell wrote it 🥲

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@slightestwind

11 months

Thinking about ed teach and his middle of the woods homestead and his self sustaining little house he built from scratch and his chickens and his planting schedule and his calendars and his trackers. And the nosy fucking hiker who keeps wandering through his garden every week.

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@slightestwind

3 months

no thoughts just arms #AdoptOurCrew #SaveOFMD

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@slightestwind

3 months

I think this is the first bit of cut scene I've actually been sad about losing. Sweet little panicked accidental define the relationship moment in the face of maybe-death??? 😔😔😔😔

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@slightestwind

5 months

Sorry I am The Worst but thinking about Ed and Stede and a first date at a museum, one that ends up lasting 7 hours and about 5 miles of walking according to ed's phone, but it's worth it for the way stede holds his hand when he's particularly enamoured with an exhibit

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@slightestwind

1 year

I'm sorry who is putting benedict cumberbatch next to taika waititi and being like mm yes I know who I'd rather fuck

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@slightestwind

6 months

Ed lives alone. In the house he built himself, in the middle of the woods, with his cat and chickens. It's quiet. It's uneventful. He likes it that way. (For now.) you are at the top of my lungs - ch 1 of 6: with art by the wonderful @mossgroves_art 💛

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@slightestwind

2 months

S3 fic event when. 12 episodes, 12 titles, a big fuck you we'll do it ourselves attitude.

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@slightestwind

6 months

And like, I'm saying this as someone with a relatively decent and mostly vocal readership and still when I stumble across people talking about my stuff I'm like aw man I just wouldn't have known if I hadn't chanced on this. Let people know!!

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@slightestwind

6 months

AND on a very basic level, people often choose what to read based on stats. If you enjoyed those stats, add to them! Add a kudos! Add a comment! I'm seeing too many INCREDIBLE fics being talked about but their stats just don't reflect that

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@slightestwind

9 months

i object.

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@slightestwind

11 months

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@slightestwind

2 years

can't stop won't stop drawing RA in the wintertime

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@slightestwind

5 months

stede comes back. chapter 5 - winter 🌨️ [ @mossgroves_art fucking me the fuck up with that art good LORD. and listen, you all knew it was coming.]

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@slightestwind

5 months

Okay but edstede doing volunteer shifts at a tiny nonprofit cafe for queer youth and pulling off a full asynchronous epistolary romance via the handover notes they leave each other after their respective shifts

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@slightestwind

5 months

"Stede came back, and he came back, and eventually, he just fucking stayed." ch6 - epilogue: [i have no words except thank you 💚]

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@slightestwind

5 months

Swordfighting?? In jeans??? RHYS???

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@slightestwind

6 months

"Ed's life has already been divided into two distinct eras: Before Stede, and now, With Stede, and he doesn’t care to make a distinctive line when the former became the latter." chapter 2 - spring [cc/ @mossgroves_art my absolute hero 💚]

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@slightestwind

1 year

from this moment forth, please be aware that every modern stede i have written and ever will write all look like silver fox undercut rhys darby. even firewatch stede. especially firewatch stede. im not sorry.

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@slightestwind

5 months

in this gravy basket time of year, let me offer you a complete 55k of falling in and out and back in love again, of queer community and found family, of strawberries, chickens, and a cat named toaster 💛 all illustrated beautifully by @mossgroves_art

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@slightestwind

7 months

I GOTTA SAY IT and this is NOT me talking as a Lucius Girlie™️. the breakfast interruption should have been lucius. #ofmds2spoilers

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@slightestwind

2 months

🧵Little a&e meet cute: stede's fractured a wrist during a midlife crisis attempt at learning to skateboard, Ed follows minutes later having broken a bone in his foot doing the extreme sport of...stepping awkwardly off a kerb. And they end up following each other all evening.

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5 months

top of my lungs sneak peek Saturday because I'm sad and because I can (winter 🌨️)

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@slightestwind

2 years

12 y/o em's hyperfixation & 32 y/o em's hyperfixation, smashed together to create the au of my dreams for this year's ofmd big bang. or: an A Knight's Tale au found wanting || rated e || ed/stede (background pete/lucius, jim/oluwande)|| 36k words

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@slightestwind

7 months

HELLISH to colour correct and brighten. HELLISH I TELL YOU.

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@slightestwind

4 months

good news for people who feel really passionate about seven point three miles

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@slightestwind

1 year

"Really, the fact that he’s written a pros and cons list should be the biggest clue that yes, actually, Lucius really does want to fuck that old man." the young and the menace [stede/lucius || rated e || 8.5k]

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@slightestwind

3 months

I'd read the fuck out of a Martian au with Ed as mark watney and stede as one of the guys at NASA trying to bring him home (stedes the one deciphering his messages and definitely ends up flirting with him after hours)

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@slightestwind

2 years

a tiny little part of this man knows he just had his last ever first kiss

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@slightestwind

2 months

My stepmum just called from the hospital where my dad was bluelit last night after a bad turn. He's 73 and he's my favourite person in the entire world and we're not a religious family but good thoughts would not go amiss rn

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@slightestwind

3 years

winter hits the town of perpetual summer

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@slightestwind

3 months

Yeah it's clear because I spent years learning the specific settings to make crisp af gifs in photoshop 🙃 anyway credit your gifmakers the whole set can be found here 😘

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@slightestwind

6 months

Anyway Ed and Stede as groomsmen at the lufang wedding. Somehow, despite 37 planning meetings, 3 suit fittings, and one and a half rehearsal dinners they don't meet until the day of the ceremony and spend the entire day speedrunning their own insane love story

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@slightestwind

4 months

#PetsForPirates day??? Rhubarb doesn't need her piratey outfit anymore but she maintains the pirate spirit of committing relentless Mischief and Crimes wherever she goes. Just like ofmd she was a stray that needed adopting 🥺 pls #AdoptOurCrew and #SaveOFMD

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@slightestwind

1 year

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@slightestwind

1 year

LAST RT OF THE FIREWATCH BOYS (and look i made a header for it too!) falling in love over walkie talkie! secretly talented ed! ridiculous amounts of banter! lots of emotional secret sharing! outdoor vibes! pining! Y E A R N I N G! 🔥

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@slightestwind

1 year

"you are here, and it's beautiful, and escaping isn't always something bad." (or: the firewatch au) seven point three miles [ed/stede || rated t || 20k]