CHRIS KLEMENS @ChrisKlemens Twitter profile

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

If I'm a billionaire and dont pay for my friend's vital $60k surgery, please run me over with my jet

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4 years

Yall better be at every women's march for the next foreseeable ever

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4 years

People marching in Florida protesting against a mandatory mask order are chanting “My body. My choice.”

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If you chug a bottle of vodka on December 31st at 11:57:32, you’ll probably be vomiting horrendously when the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year at rock bottom so you can only go up.

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

Me walking to the free continental breakfast at the Marriott inn

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@ForeverMalika

5 years

Here we come...

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

Pro-life state is a hot take when 10 year olds were shot at school 3 weeks ago…

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@GregAbbott_TX

2 years

BREAKING: The Supreme Court correctly overturns Roe v. Wade & reinstates the right of states to protect innocent, unborn children. Texas is a pro-life state. We will ALWAYS fight to save every child from the ravages of abortion.

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@ChrisKlemens

6 years

damn i shoulda kept logan paul's credit card and bought him an education

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@ChrisKlemens

7 years

. @LoganPaul yo if you lost your credit card I found it and it's at running goose on cahuenga

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

This is physical proof of a failing country just FYI

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@DFAaction

5 years

This is America in 2019. #VideogamesAreNotToBlame #GunControlNow

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3 years

Woah it’s almost like a human being…. formed an updated opinion????

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Do NOT vote for Kanye West

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Thank you all for your unwavering support over the course of this saga. We made it @chrissyteigen .

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

Influencers be like “what content do you guys wanna see from me”.... ummm maybe you staying tf home from your 5th vacation this pandemic??

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

AND YALL REALLY AINT READY FOR THAT CONVO

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@raynefq

4 years

a tweet making fun of these women has 100k likes but i swear to god if bella hadid wore this exact outfit it would be on a million "80s casual inspo ❤️" pinterest boards bc, as always, fashion is judged exclusively by the bodies that wear it

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this shouldn’t have been allowed to happen

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

Hey @JoeBiden … just circling back

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

5 years

Roe v. Wade is the law of the land, and we must fight any and all attempts to overturn it. As president, I will codify Roe into law and ensure this choice remains between a woman and her doctor.

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DO NOT

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2 years

This headline is so funny to me

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

IM SPEECHLESS

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

Separation of church and state is officially out the window… not that it was really ever in the window.

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Can we please not skim past the part where Anonymous released proof of our current president being involved in child rape and sex trafficking with Jeffrey Epstein????

Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein Rape Lawsuit and Affidavits

Filed June 20, 2016.

www.scribd.com

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4 years

I’m so tired of these fucking losers

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Idk if it’s the edibles but I’m really sittin here thinking..... we have to explain to people............ why other people matter

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

I JUST BLEW @HARRYSTYLES A KISS ON STAGE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND PUT IT IN HIS BACK POCKET IM SCARED FOR MY LIFE PLZ TELL ME SOMEONE GOT A VIDEO

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3 years

I don’t understand what is so hard about understanding that the vaccine doesn’t make you immune from covid, it helps prevent you from dying from covid

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4 years

what my dumb ass looked like the first time i unlocked my phone with Face ID

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

Watching helpless citizens get shot day after day and realizing our government doesn’t care

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Okay so it turns out today is a Thursday

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

I want Chick-Fil-A but its Sunday and also a pandemic

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

you got that right honey

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@jamescharles

10 years

attractive straight boys will be the death of me

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@ChrisKlemens

6 years

YOUNG PEOPLE: DONT LOSE YOUR FIGHT BECAUSE PEOPLE CALL YOU KIDS OR BECAUSE YOU DONT FEEL LOUD ENOUGH YALL ARE STARTING A REVOLUTION

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

My mom refuses to turn up the heat so I took a hit from my vape pen and sent her this saying I could see my breath in the house lmfao

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

I am not on a side, I DONT FUCKING CARE!! I CANT BELIEVE LITERAL CHILDREN IN YEMEN DONT HAVE FOOD OR HEALTHCARE!!! I CANT BELIEVE POLICE ARE IN RIOT GEAR AT VIOLIN VIGILS FOR A BLACK PERSON THEY MURDERED!!!!!!!!! I CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT AND IT DOESNT SEEM MORE PEOPLE DO!!!!!!!!!!

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

I dont think ive ever been happier for somebody this just cured so much depression

brittany

@brittany_broski

2 years

SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

I was just walking through the mall with my mom and I thought I heard my voice

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

Ask why people are upset instead of fanning the flames by throwing it in their face and realize people of color get fired from jobs for having hair like this and you just throw it on as a trendy look

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

Quite honestly thank god

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Quarantine has me liking tweets and instagrams less than 30 seconds of them being posted and I just want to make it clear that I’m not obsessed with anyone enough to do that on purpose

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

Just got an email from my high school lmao

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

My Tesla was in autopilot and I noticed it was slowing down to 62 mph and I was like uhhh what?? Then I see a cop and I kid you not as we pass the cop GOING 62 MPH, my car starts to speed back up to 80. My car said fuck 12 big time.

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Always & Forever..... a performative clown 💖

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@JeffreeStar

4 years

Always & Forever 💖

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

Ugh my dog needs a haircut. Could use some good recommendations since google is of no help.....

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2 years

If you don’t think every politician who voted for this and supports this hasn’t forced a woman to get an abortion in secrecy, you’re dumber than I thought

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

I hope @TheEllenShow rents out Disney World for this kid and then gifts him the keys

FOX 13 Tampa Bay

@FOX13News

5 years

6-year-old Jermaine had been saving up money so he could go to Walt Disney World, but he decided to spend that money on food to hand out to Hurricane Dorian evacuees instead 👏👏

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

like the planet is even gonna be here in 2044 bitch please

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@realDonaldTrump

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

It was so hard not to whip out the adoption papers 😩

chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

It was so hard not to hug you both 😩 @andrewlowe @ChrisKlemens

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3 years

JUSTICE FOR ELIJAH MCCLAIN

Legal Defense Fund

@NAACP_LDF

3 years

Two years ago today, Elijah McClain was taken off life support. Two years without justice. Officers stopped Elijah while he was walking home, placed him in a chokehold, and paramedics injected him with ketamine. No one has been held accountable. Elijah should still be alive.

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Here are some numbers you can call today to demand justice for Jacob Blake. He was shot 7 times in the back last night by Kenosha police officers. Officers have been placed on administrative leave, but we all know that's not enough.

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

I JUST PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOANS HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANK YOU FOR WATCHING MY VIDEOS

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

After today, I want to never hear of, speak of, or see Donald Trump’s name again. I don’t care what tv show, book, etc he releases, let’s please leave him in the past.

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

Kylie having baby #2 on 2/2/22 is def topping Kris Jenner’s list of career accomplishments

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

AND THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT - COPS HOLDING THEIR FELLOW COPS ACCOUNTABLE

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

Try it! Maybe you'll finally get some sense knocked into you

Tana Mongeau

@tanamongeau

3 years

i’m this 👌🏼 close to saying fuck it and boxing hahahahah

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Minnesota Pennsylvania Florida Arizona North Carolina IF YOU LIVE HERE, VOTE FOR BIDEN/HARRIS AND STAY IN LINE. THEY CANNOT DENY YOU THE RIGHT TO VOTE IF YOU ARE IN LINE BEFORE THE CLOSING TIME!!!

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

The stay at home challenge, the wear a mask tag, hmmm maybe one where you convey to your impressionable audience how to properly handle a global pandemic

James Charles

@jamescharles

3 years

what videos do you wanna see from me in 2021? 🥰

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

WHITE PEOPLE: HOLD YOUR WHITE FRIENDS AND FAMILY ACCOUNTABLE RACISM IS A WHITE PEOPLE ISSUE TO FIX!!!!

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

Got drunk and thought about texting the girl who rear ended me last week

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

me: things are great mom!⁣ ⁣ also me:

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

What if we stopped calling serious things like grooming or in this case, rape accusations “drama”

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

Now what was it y’all said about Serena??????

Deadspin

@Deadspin

5 years

Tennis player loses match, reacts with virtuosic racket smash:

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED #BREONNATAYLOR . NOT FIRE, NOT SLAP THEIR WRIST. ARREST.

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

BREAKING: Grown men continue to be embarrassing and corny

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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Kanye West says he won’t perform at Coachella unless Billie Eilish apologizes for allegedly dissing Travis Scott at her concert: “COME ON BILLIE WE LOVE YOU PLEASE APOLOGIZE TO TRAV AND TO THE FAMILIES OF THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES NO ONE INTENDED THIS TO HAPPEN,”

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Newsflash: America is not the greatest country in the world and its embarrassing to live here

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Something aint sitting right with me seeing people with platforms who are tweeting more in the last 7 hours about defending bullshit internet drama than they have tweeted in an entire month while multiple national and global issues are happening.............

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

DELTA PLUS?!? Why does Covid have more remixes than Old Town Road.....

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@ChrisKlemens

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im so sorry I really couldn’t help it

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Omfg Betty White was trending and I got so scared she died and then I remember she has and now I’m sad

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I thought this was a box of krispy kremes omg

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

I love Keke Palmer in Jump In. She jumped in and said HOW. HIGH.

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@alloveranthony

4 years

I love @KekePalmer . She’s out in the streets of LA talking with the National Guard.

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@ChrisKlemens

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FUCK EVERYONE WHO CONTINUES THE STIGMA AROUND PIT BULLS ITS INFURIATING I CANT FIND A PLACE TO BOARD MY DOG BECAUSE SO MANY PLACES DONT ALLOW PIT BULLS UGH FUCK YALL

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I can’t believe the amount of seratonin romaine brought me today damn I’m really Chrissy Teigen’s romaine plug in the 2020 global pandemic. If only I still had LinkedIn...

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@ChrisKlemens

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All taken care of guys don't worry

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

Are other people struggling especially hard with their mental health this week or is this just me? It feels like someone turned up the depression waaaay higher than normal

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

To hell

Austin McBroom

@AustinMcbroom

5 years

I think @CatherinePaiz and I are due for another get away trip...Where should we go???

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

Jordyn Woods may have fucked Tristan Thompson but she fucked herself a whole lot harder

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Signs you might definitely be in a cult: this

Cal Perry

@WarehouseCal

4 years

Welcome to #Tulsa . People are already in line. Also, re-election songs. #MSNBC

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@ChrisKlemens

7 years

when ur filming and justin bieber rides by on his bike

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

No I’m killing myself this was the moment @Harry_Styles

kylie 🪩

@ky1ierose

2 years

@ChrisKlemens BESTIE!?????!!!!

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@ChrisKlemens

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I just woke up and thought this was Sarah Palin

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@lnfosSeriesFR

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#PHOTOS Millie Bobby Brown à un événement de UNICEF.

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Woke up today and said “okay Chris, let’s get this bread”

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

So let me get this straight: BLM protestors peacefully marching down streets got rubber bullets but cops couldn’t prevent these looters and rioters from entering a government building???? BYE

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This country is such an utter failure. A majority of citizens don’t want this…it’s almost like these people in power aren’t for the people !!!!!

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@ChrisKlemens

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CAN PEOPLE JUST WEAR A FUCKING MASK AND STAY HOME IF YOU DONT NEED TO GO OUT I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

✨ you speaking up regarding your husband helping trump win ✨

Kim Kardashian

@KimKardashian

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Make a wish ✨

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

For anyone who needs reminding

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@ChrisKlemens

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I just got verified on Twitter so I can finally ask @EricTrump if he’s ever felt jealous of the sexual attention his dad gave Ivanka and children ahhh felt good to get this one off my chest

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I just want to say how much I have and will continue to look up to Jenna Marbles for nothing other than being a caring, genuinely good person who is always trying to do their best (and making it look "cool"). This sounds like a weird eulogy but we need more Jenna's in the world.

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@ChrisKlemens

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KRIS F*CKING KLEMENS

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2 years

Just did the hardest workout… it was called putting my fucking duvet cover on my duvet

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5 years

I just looked over at Andrew and he is playing fortnite with just a single tear streak down his face lmaoo

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@ChrisKlemens

4 years

Imagine coming back, posting a video using Breonna Taylor not having justice as a talking point, and then making this one of your TWO tweets since the video was tweeted out. You went offline for weeks to “reflect” but you might wanna get new mirrors.........

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@ChrisKlemens

3 years

Okay so 1st grade is calling......

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@ChrisKlemens

5 years

Getting fucked in the ass rawdog by a burning planet sounds worse but ok go off fragile masculinity

Pacific Standard

@PacificStand

5 years

New research suggests that some men avoid “green” behavior —like using a reusable shopping bag at the grocery store— because they don’t want to be perceived as gay.

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3 years

Oopsies Addison… your Republican is showing

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@ChrisKlemens

2 years

We have voted. That’s why you’re in office, along with every other democrat. YOU do the work now. YOUR COLLEAGUES do the work now. We’re being put through enough.

Kamala Harris

@KamalaHarris

2 years

My message to the American people: You have the power to elect leaders who will defend and protect your rights. And as the president said, with your vote, you can act. You have the final word. So this is not over.

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If you’re upset that Breonna Taylor or Elijah McClain have no justice and want to include it as a talking point just before an ad for your brand, at least throw a single link in your description @JeffreeStar . I’m so tired of lazy people with platforms performing for your respect.

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Forgive me father, for I am a dumb bitch

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Gonna tell my kids this was Chris Klemens

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