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Guardsman Miku

@Guardsman_Miku

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@Guardsman_Miku

2 months

learning niche historical stuff fucking sucks I cant enjoy anything anymore

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5 months

Absolutely incredible interaction

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7 months

No one ever thanks chud for saving the world

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@Guardsman_Miku

20 days

The worst person on this website stole my meme

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21 days

Imagine trying to explain this to the average person

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1 year

@ImPulsePurple corny action movie dialogue is cool

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2 months

@OxideDoes >using steel instead of wood implies an unrealistic level of steel production >tread plate requires stamping which is very unrealistic for the setting >unpainted metal would rust instantly before modern stainless I know its pedantic but thats kinda the point of my tweet

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@Guardsman_Miku

10 months

Rare surpluss where can i get one

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2 months

Making sure to keep myself away from fashion lore because i know its over for fiction once i'm aware of era-appropriate clothing

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@Guardsman_Miku

3 months

have just encountered the most insane warthunder player holy shit

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Guardsman Miku

@Guardsman_Miku

3 months

I'm fucking dying at tucker nervously laughing trying to salvage this interview and make the war about america somehow, meanwhile putins just roasting him for interrupting his 24 minute autistic rant about 16th century border conflicts

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5 months

GUYS IT GETS BETTER THE F5 IN THE VIDEO IS THE ONLY ONE THEY HAVE THEY ONLY HAVE 1 PLANE

Yemen’s Houthis Establish Fast Jet Capability With Restored F-5 | Aviation Week Network

Yemen’s Houthi movement has restored a Northrop F-5 Tiger combat aircraft to flight.

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@Guardsman_Miku

6 months

>Ajax is fitted with a built in megaphone WE CAN MAKE THE MEME REAL

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@TheFuriouswc 🤓

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@Guardsman_Miku

10 months

The soypenheimer "NOOOO I HAVE BECOME DEATH" vs the chad British Engineer "It was a bit shit tbh"

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@Guardsman_Miku

10 months

Found an old documentary about the British atomic program and its so perfectly English

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8 months

@tulpapilled Internet addicts will refuse to drink and then be like 'why am i so lonely and can't make friends'

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@Guardsman_Miku

11 months

@vibrantrida our?

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@Guardsman_Miku

10 months

Found an old documentary about the British atomic program and its so perfectly English

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Guardsman Miku

@Guardsman_Miku

3 months

@bizlet7 nationalism is about embracing your own culture and talking to your nationalist friends online who are embracing theirs. Liberalism is about destroying everyones culture so we all become californians.

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Guardsman Miku

@Guardsman_Miku

4 months

Ok i will take the L on this one

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@Guardsman_Miku

1 year

>lazerpig thinks bradly can just snipe all of t14's optics with its autocannon and TOW it

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@Guardsman_Miku

9 months

>Lazerpig intentionally doesn't quote source >Red Effect recognises the source anyway from a screenshot >Calls up the websites author directly >asks about a more correct translation >Gets the original primary source said author used Bruh I am never questioning a red effect video

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@sigma_joker

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>tfw the t14s first kill is lazerpigs career

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Guardsman Miku

@Guardsman_Miku

21 days

People need to stop excusing this shit with "oh nothing in the lore says there *cant* be female x" There shouldnt be female custodes for the same reason theres no female hoplites. Or centurions. Or Knights. Or Samurai. Or Redcoats. Or Impi. Or Winged Hussars. Or Cuirassier's 1/2

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@DRKAsmogan

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Femstodes confirmed in coming Codex Custodes. Welp, GW could've just said they didn't want my money. It would have been less direct of a "Fuck you!" @LordMetalMan88 @OdballsS

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@princessashtray

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2 months

@TanyaTheWayward is being a steel manufacturing autist worse than a foot fetishist

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5 months

🚨🚨🚨SCHIZO NEWS UPDATE 🚨🚨🚨 CHAIRMAN XI ANNOUNCES INVASION OF TAIWAN ENTIRE CCP FLEET SUNK ONLY MILES OFF THE COAST ANALYSTS ARE REPORTING HE FAILED TO REALISE IT WAS THURSDAY

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2 months

@OxideDoes Yeh but if that was the case youd be seeing it much more than you do in the show

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3 months

For context, the Buccaneer S.2 has no gun and can only carry 2 aim-9B's, which he's not taking because ive seen him use flairs he has over 4000 air kills using bombs

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@Guardsman_Miku

5 months

@CloudZTZ99A i hate seeing stuff like this its horrible

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@Guardsman_Miku

3 months

the secret

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@Guardsman_Miku

6 months

I made an observation

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@Guardsman_Miku

4 months

Coppers when you ask them to chase thieves instead of arresting 12 year olds for saying naughty words in private group chats

Hero.

@Finessaveli

4 months

What would make you react like this?

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@Guardsman_Miku

7 months

@TheAdamHawk This is the scene where stormfront and homelander are trying to get the kid to skip spanish and do more 'nazi' things

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@Guardsman_Miku

4 years

@totlmstr I dont like shittygamertakes but this comes across as extremely petty

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7 months

@TheAdamHawk They made the same joke im season 2 but nobody noticed for some reason

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@Guardsman_Miku

5 months

@greentexts_bot To explain this to the autistic looksmaxers: Its not that hes that ugly, its more he picked a pose and facial expression that he thought mad him look like a chad but instead made him look like a smug rәtard

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@Guardsman_Miku

3 years

@AriaCallaghan what they doin?

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@Guardsman_Miku

5 months

The Tank Museum has fallen

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@Guardsman_Miku

1 year

@MKatorin American black people just dropped below british people on the food hierarchy

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@seachama @LRH_Superfan Football is literally the only thing that stops Europe descending into it's natural state of war and petty nationalism

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3 months

6 bomb kills in 1 game

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1 year

@4chanGreen The fact that no corpos or liberals talk about planned obsolescence is all the proof you need that the whole 'save the environment' thing is just a money making scheme to them

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Guardsman Miku

@Guardsman_Miku

3 years

@Lenin55286081 idk bro gotta get on that serbial war criminal grindset

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@Guardsman_Miku

2 months

I didn't quote tweet because I didn't expect my platinum ranked autism to attract this much attention, please direct any nice things you have to say about this cool fan art here:

NOIR | COMMISSION OPEN

@noir_reveur

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Ubel x Land ship❤️ #SousouNoFrieren #葬送のフリーレンFA #フェルン #frieren #Ubel

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NO FUCKING WAY LAZERPIG FELL FOR THE AUTOLOADER RELIABILITY MEME THIS IS LIKE ENTRY TIER TANK MYTHS

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@Guardsman_Miku

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REDEFFECT BASED ARC LETS GOOOOOOO

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@_Darthsoldier_ @OxideDoes this is my brand

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3 years

@radicalpoly2 What I think I look like vs What I actually look like

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@tinyBuild @Kingmakers_Game me (gods strongest knight) using my noble steed (2008 toyota hilux) to smite down (vehicular manslaughter) the enemies of the kingdom (federal agents)

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@Guardsman_Miku

5 months

THEY PUT IT ON FUCKING NCD

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@ShitpostRock NOT SO ENHANCE

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6 months

Been saying for years how much of a good idea this is. Imagine if real tankers had the kind of visibility that you do in warthunder

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@UnseenOps

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It's getting cyberpunk real fast with more armour crews starting to use the vehicles sensors in the place of their own senses

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@Guardsman_Miku

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This isn't startrek. This isnt a universe of 21st century feminist philosophy. Its the dark ages of the distant future, and theres no reason that humanity isnt going to default to the gender roles it has existed in for the rest of its million year existance

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This is now a certified Hip thread

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@lporiginalg im sure theres some political implication here but i'm too obsessed with the idea that the reincarnation of the Khan himself is going door to door expanding his legacy

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@Guardsman_Miku

4 years

@climaxximus all you fancy bois preening over your 5 pound pens when biro gang never bought a single pen in their entire school career

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@IndefiniteLT Dudes just holdin onto the downpipe of a combustion engine like it's nothing

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2 months

you could hide the flags and uniforms of everyone in this photo and you'd still be able to tell their nationalities from their faces

Rouge 🇫🇷

@BaguetteWeapons

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Why is the German looking so mad at a Polish and a French shaking their hands ?

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If you actually read any warhammer fiction you'll know it gets its depth from building off historical cultures. It stands out from all the other sci fi drivel because it reads more like an ancient epic than starwars. Adding shit like female custodes spits in the face of this

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@Guardsman_Miku

3 months

this is how we're breaking through the eastern front minefields

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@FrenlyFrenchBoi

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What in the Utini sand crawling fuck is this

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@Guardsman_Miku

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@GunloverClub1 this is the worst gun twitter account on x

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@Guardsman_Miku

2 months

buying this fort and establishing dark wagner so prigozhin comes out of hiding to give me my long haired girl friend (real)

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@Guardsman_Miku

3 months

I know I'm totally not beating the warno shill allegations but come on broken arrow this shit is just fan fiction

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They made WARNO into a city builder holy shit

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1 year

@UpdatingOnRome the funniest thing about telling a roman about modern history would be the realisation that the backwards barely sentient swamp people from the shithole island to the north went on to make the biggest empire in history

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@Martposting ok but seriously, if your alone for too long it fucks with your heard cause you internalise whatever coping mechanism you where using I briefly had a GF for about a month last year and I couldn't take it because it felt like i was wearing someone elses skin

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@realRaegenhere 'Why do men want love? They should just be happy to sit on the sidelines their entire lives and pat me on the back everytime i fail to attract chads attention'

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@Guardsman_Miku

3 months

@jtidsfriend still gets me how the civilians are just chilling and driving by like its nothing. Arma ai must be forgiven

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4 months

@CursedVideos no way dudes got the forklift arena

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7 months

@shenanigansen PLEASE GOD I BEG

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10 months

Seeing a bradley looming over a trench like it's a Mk1 at the Somme is a weird but cool sight

Dariusz Zawadzki

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The American "Bradley" BMP covers the trenches of UKR soldiers - Ai upscaled 150% + dehalo + compression reverse +30 to 60 FPS + Ai Stabilization

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@durandalcomplex DO THEY KNOW WHAT MRE MEANS

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>hundreds of videos of tanks being taken out by drones >virtually zero footage of tank on tank engagements I know you do see a fair few tanks being taken out by ATGM's but I genuinely think the visibility trade off for complete drone protection is actually worth it

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Russian tanks are getting more orky and more effective. This one has a massive armored house around it, with mine rollers and an EW pod on top to disable attack drones. It would probably take a direct artillery hit or tank shell to take it out.

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@tulpapilled >star in a show satirising how fucked up hollywood is >get fucked up by hollywood I can't even come up with some witty joke its just tragic

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@Kazekiba2 @sleepykwitty @hikikomooni

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REDEFFECT BASED ARC LETS GOOOOOOO

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@vodk_anon @NoraaPilkDrinkr @FrenlyFrenchBoi Nothing ever happens

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@ShitpostRock The worst part is this is an average. For ever 50 year old dieing youd need to kill like 3 babies to get an average as low as 19

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@soxgoodyanksbad @policy_lesbian @jdcmedlock

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@FighterTales @_Darthsoldier_ @OxideDoes @oxide The problem is that tread plate like this implies the existence of heavy industrialisation (or atleast some magic equivalent), and that is just not present in the rest of the setting

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@AltHistCody Britain was the only army fighting with modern tactics but there just wasnt enough of them

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@ikuleinuwu @Dansplainer Its what they use in flamethrowers and fire bombs. Its like a gooey substance that sticks to you so when its burning you cant get it off

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@CursedVideos someone add doom music at the end

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@KaptainKrunch97 biggest plot twist of the year holy shit

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@WalesTory @SlobodanHirosh1 Stop kidding yourself, we all know why. Just because we can't explain it doesn't mean we can't identify the trigger.

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@vodk_anon

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@RulerOfHumanity Custodes built different

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@REDNOGGIN I prefer the silly 3rd option

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@Guardsman_Miku

1 year

Ok hear me out

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@Guardsman_Miku

6 months

Movie directors when you tell them historical movies are supposed to be historical

DiscussingFilm

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Ridley Scott reacts to those criticizing the historical inaccuracies in ‘NAPOLEON’. “Get a life.” (Source: )

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@FrenlyFrenchBoi nah for once im with the cyclists. The tow truck guys arn't at fault but I can see how the cyclists wouldnt have realised the rope was there

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@Guardsman_Miku

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@jerrythom11 @BWBodyworks @Alphafox78 why do you think theres oil on titan

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