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Medieval Ben

@ChrisKattan4eva

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@ChrisKattan4eva
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2 years
@DwightKSchruteA @katelinthicum My man, wait until you read about all the things America has done to Latin America over the centuries lol
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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2 years
@T_Jordan25 @jmendrews @anneluty The last thing you see before the roofie hits.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@FreedomisBeaut2 @TheMarieOakes "If I didn't slaughter that village of Vietnamese peasants, you wouldn't be able to ride your bicycle." *cries*
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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2 years
@BoatScarecrow @dankois Shoulda kept this one as a draft.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@drmistercody @scrowder It's especially sad/funny since Steven's dad still manages his career and protects him from Sam Seder.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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2 years
@Rjbaker88 @JesseKellyDC lol business owners have no stake in the country
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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4 years
@ConnieSchultz Conservatives, on Black Lives Matter: "Stop whining. You don't have it that bad." Conservatives, on not being able to eat at Applebee's for a few months:
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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4 years
@BGreenzweig @NKingofDC "Only when workers are willing to risk their lives for shit wages will the economy recover" is not quite the argument you think it is.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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1 year
@Esqueer_ Tim likes hanging out with Nazis so he's okay with all of that.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@kenklippenstein "Let them eat aircraft carriers."
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@UweBollocks Reminds me of the time when my boss said he was into "alternative rock" like Matchbox Twenty.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@_Chett_Manly @sunraysunray yeah I'm sure labor losing its ability to effectively negotiate has nothing to do with the wealthy getting wealthier. total and utter coincidence.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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4 years
@witnessfacts @brobert545 Not sure how massacring Filipinos allowed Kap to kneel during the national anthem
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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4 years
@ByYourLogic "Two things cannot be true at once." - Felix Biederman, a very smart boy
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@NeedBirds @MattWalshBlog To be fair, Matt doesn't understand most things.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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4 years
@KyleKulinski Sean is the only right spelling. The others are ugly mutations.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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2 years
@FunWithTrust @JEAlexander @scrowder Conservatives finding out that capitalists don't have any principles whatsoever will never not be funny. Lucy and football type stuff at this point.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@AP4Liberty @AOC Wait, universal health care only exists in communist countries?
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@JasonD765 @GPrime85 the left: "Corporations have too much power." the right: "Fuck you, you lazy moochers! The job creators know best!" *a company bans a dude who incited a coup attempt* the right:
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@BlakeMcD1 @a727_trans @MissngLnk @muffenboy2003 lol I love how Crowder has like seventeen different types of debate. "No, DEAR SIR, this is NOT the same as a Crowder Confronts or a Change My Mind. You must have AT LEAST 90% of my follower count and send my father a notice THIRTY DAYS in advance for me to debate you on Zoom."
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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2 years
@shershot99 @benshapiro So people whose labor is essential to the functioning of the economy should not be paid well and have better working conditions?
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2 years
@JasonSCampbell There's not a single group in American history less-victimized than straight white men.
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2 years
@CQuill97 @SketchedBat You guys must have access to a different SNL than I do
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@moetkacik "Say what you want about Der Stürmer, but it does have some incisive criticisms of bankers!"
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2 years
@JCA_BelAir @DwightKSchruteA @katelinthicum Yeah I really wish the United States hadn't overthrown governments on behalf of banana companies and backed genocidal regimes. Capitalism kills.
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4 years
@jbouie I love this sudden concern conservatives have for the unemployed. I recall a time not so long ago when they were calling them lazy moochers and all that.
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@LPNH Libertarians are pedophiles
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4 years
@PoisonAero @justwardoctrine @conservativbear @BRRN_Fed Right-wingers shoot up churches and synagogues and don't get shot
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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4 years
@Sacred_Vz @JordanUhl Keep sucking pig
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4 years
@b8tch_updates We watched Do the Right Thing in one of my political science classes. Most of my fellow students were angrier at Mookie for breaking Sal's window than they were at the cops for murdering Radio Raheem.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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4 years
@EricLevitz One of the central ironies of American history is that the most despised and feared groups (black slaves, Chinese railroad workers, undocumented immigrants, etc., etc.) have been indispensable to the functioning of the American economy.
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2 years
@EvanVanWormer1 @drmistercody *weeping* "The pizza man's advances teeter between order and chaos."
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1 year
@Schlange4ever @UjuAnya Conservatives calling anything "anti-history" is extremely funny.
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2 years
@MsTikq @Gritty20202 @JustTheWay4wd @prageru What's your explanation for the capitalist British Empire, which starved millions of its own subjects?
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4 years
@drmistercody Like, just by the acting alone the Disney-era films are superior to the prequels.
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1 year
@sullydish My man, one of the reasons conservatives embrace fascism is because it's deemed a bulwark against "revolution" lol please, I beg you, read a single book not written by Charles Murray.
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2 years
@charlie_schiz @NotABigJerk That's also pretty dumb.
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5 years
@joshj93482493 @sjfostersound @THR Ah, yes. Creating a 3-hour movie in which the protagonists time travel in order to reverse genocide committed on a universal scale is a classic toy-selling tactic.
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4 years
@JewishWorker @benshapiro Ben only likes the parts of his faith that he thinks give him permission to be a bigot. The rest of it doesn't matter to him.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
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3 years
@RobertGarrJ @BernieSanders Nothing says freedom like not being able to take time off to take care of your newborn
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3 years
@pegobry Westerners, when talking about the instability of the post-colonial world
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2 years
@Sorry_What_Now @sullydish If he'd been alive during Reconstruction he would've 100% supported abandoning black Southerners in the name of "reconciliation" with the white South.
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2 years
@cielosplaylist That was pretty bad. I Googled "Martin Scorsese + Roman Polanski" afterwards and, yikes.
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4 years
@benshapiro Ben in 1964: "There is no such as systemic racism. Southern voting laws do not explicitly mention race, therefore they cannot be discriminatory. Facts and logic."
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3 years
@nypost "The most important difference between the Eternals and X-Men, however, is that Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine and Halle Berry’s Storm are layered, fascinating character studies." lol uh, Halle Berry's Storm got almost nothing to do
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2 years
@MsTikq @Gritty20202 @JustTheWay4wd @prageru Wait millions of people didn't starve to death in India and Ireland under the British?
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2 years
@ramen_wood @lhfang Well, Lee's sympathetic towards people like Dylann Roof and Patrick Crusius so he pretends those shootings didn't happen.
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4 years
@MaraWilson I want someone to make a movie where a group of Satanists rescues kids from an evangelical cult or an abusive priest or something. Would represent reality far better than what we usually get.
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@ProfDBernstein @sschweb1 So Israelis are responsible for Bibi's war crimes?
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4 years
@ItsmeMario42069 @Brendelbored @cfpeterson @IngrahamAngle Conservatives, on Black Lives Matter: "Stop whining. You don't have it that bad." Conservatives, on not being able to eat at Applebee's for a few months:
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3 years
@JackPosobiec @JDVance1 Remember that time you thought liberals were offended by Mr. Show
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@PDXReal1 @blackintheempir It is that simple tho
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3 years
@its_kduff @bariweiss @petersavodnik Nope, it's all these "anti-woke" types have. They so badly want to be martyrs and the only way to do that is to pretend there's some second Cultural Revolution that's coming.
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@ProfDBernstein @sschweb1 When will Israelis overthrow war criminal Bibi?
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4 years
@NotoriousBob5 @chrislhayes Always dudes with car selfie avis lol
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2 years
@MsTikq @Gritty20202 @JustTheWay4wd @prageru And in the British Empire they were caused by capitalist policies.
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2 years
@Genders_Game @fellawhomstdve I yearn for the days when the American public embraced sophisticated cinema and elected such thoughtful and egalitarian leaders as *squints* Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan.
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@scrowder I don't know who needs to hear this but god isn't real.
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4 years
@old_pipeliner @jbouie He was about to take a bullet?
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@CharlesTheHamm2 @DwightKSchruteA @katelinthicum lol Europeans literally burned people at the stake for their god. And the Aztecs were far more hygienic than disease-ridden Europeans.
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@chrislhayes 29% of Boston's population is foreign-born. The number's 37% for New York. I don't think the right realizes weren't not as triggered by the presence of foreigners as they are.
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2 years
@BeiroKaa @ViewerAnon Most Sam Raimi movies are fun lol even the outright horror movies
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1 year
@ChudsOfTikTok Wait, I was told by conservatives that racism ended in 1965.
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4 years
@ByYourLogic I'm sure this made sense in your head.
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2 years
@KylePlantEmoji @uncannyhexes He's literally nominated for Best Actor rn lol
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3 years
@saladinahmed I wanna see Peter Parker unionize the Daily Bugle.
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4 years
@maquiaveh @InternetHippo So many dead in Sweden
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2 years
@RyanCar561 @GrahamB47 In his defense, '04 Punisher is underrated.
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4 years
@onesarahjones Conservatives: "Communists were/are monsters for viewing parts of their population as expendable." Also conservatives: "Let the old and poor die to protect my portfolio!!!"
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@CcpSkipTracer @MattWalshBlog Nazis are right-wing tho
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@BriannaWu @tomhbunting Ah yes, someone had to brainwash the youth into believing that cops are bad lol
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2 years
@cenagorilla Always funny coming from people who are constantly mad at the current thing. Whatever happened to Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato Head anyway?
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2 years
@wrldecentralize @joe_mowrer @JCA_BelAir @DwightKSchruteA @katelinthicum It gets involved to help corporations make more money at the expense of the people who actually live in the countries in question.
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1 year
@shadihamid @danforthfrance There are numerous replies explaining how he is a fascist, and yet you don't respond to those. Very odd.
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@jonrosenberg @RanqueBenoit "Why didn't Andrei Tarkovsky make movies that are shorter and more accessible!?! What, was he too cool for the average filmgoer?"
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@jonrosenberg @RanqueBenoit You know, I wouldn't even really care if the game did have accessibility options, but getting mad that it doesn't seems a bit much. And the thing is, open-world games that are much easier or have those options are still time-consuming. It's kinda what they're all about.
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@stevethestupid @CantEverDie @LexerLux Do you think the Nazis started with those things?
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3 years
@TDSTIAYW @JamesUrbaniak It would be funny if Trump was banned from speaking in any forum.
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@CosmonautMarcus "A Palestinian child looked at us wrong. We had no choice!"
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3 years
@huskyjayhawk @bariweiss @DeseretNews So true. I can't say "fuck" during work meetings and that means I'm self-censoring. This is worse than Nazi Germany 😭😭😭
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@TrenUltra @bizlet7 Turn on your monitor.
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2 years
@TheTrollface666 @Jill_Jorgensen When's the last time the flu killed 850,000+ people in a two-year span?
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2 years
@MsTikq @Gritty20202 @JustTheWay4wd @prageru lol I answered your question. British capitalist policy both created and worsened the toll famines took on India.
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@cynic_liberal @jbouie We're in the middle of an economic collapse. We don't have time for means testing.
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@LoewyLawFirm @kenklippenstein Opposing apartheid is always a good thing.
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@CosmonautMarcus I'm going to adopt a British accent and start a YouTube channel called The Critical Mauler where I make 10-hour videos crying that there are too many ladies in the Jurassic Park franchise.
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@bendreyfuss @WajahatAli Did hunting homeless people get in the way of that?
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@mtracey I love how you hold a man whose country is being invaded to a higher standard than a man whose country is doing the invading.
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@gonzansa @dunerfors Real movie lovers don't have jobs, kids, or any other responsibilities that might make watching a long movie in one sitting hard.
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