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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

5 years

i know this is about the bachelor but... same

Trent

@BarstoolTrent

5 years

No negative comments about Cassie will be tolerated on my TL. Just a heads up. #TheBachelor

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

i'm not quite sure why naked brothers band is trending, but i just want to go on the record and say that if you didn't have the biggest fuckin crush on nat wolff in 2007, you're fuckin lying

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@CassMartino

6 years

we all say that every dog is a good dog... but Bretagne is unquestionably the goodest dog. top of the list. A+. 15/10 what a hero

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@dodo

6 years

Bretagne, the last surviving 9/11 rescue dog, passed away 2 years ago – but she will forever be remembered as a hero ❤️

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@CassMartino

6 years

speaking of #rudolph , your yearly reminder... 🔴

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@CassMartino

8 years

@nbcsnl LIN 👏 MANUEL 👏 MIRANDA 👏

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

5 years

if you’re wondering what I’m up to, I just danced throughout the house singing Back Home Ballers from the #SNLThanksgiving special

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

when you hear "hello nation" coming from your tv and you feel a surge of emotion @colbertlateshow

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

5 years

guys? bill hader is a national treasure #conan

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

shoutout to @altonbrown for making me read the phrase "quid pro quo" as "squid pro quo" literally every time i see it

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

honestly... is it even a #SNLThanksgiving special without the monologue being Paul Simon in the turkey costume?

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

The guitar solo at the end of Hotel California #ThingsThatLastedLongerThanTheMooch

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@colbertlateshow

7 years

We're compiling a list of #ThingsThatLastedLongerThanTheMooch . Tweet us your ideas!

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@CassMartino

4 years

@Haus_Talk @katienolan

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

"three things you don't skimp on: reliable transportation, toilet paper, and NFL quarterbacks." ah that's the @ColinCowherd i know and love

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

whoever decided Kate McKinnon should impersonate Bob Mueller needs a raise immediately #snl

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

@joel_vinesauce IT'S GOTTA BE DANNY DEVITO OR HULK HOGAN PLEASE JESUS

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

"Facts and truth are not partisan." Preach, @jaketapper , preach! @TeamCoco

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

@pant_leg i think it's... a real deep golden yellow. like golden-hour sunset vibes

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

3 years

@kgallstar23 @AaronNagler just unfollow him if you’re that upset, baby girl 😘

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@CassMartino

7 years

i can't believe the #bb19 house has turned into final destination and jillian will emerge victorious because everyone else fucking died

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

2 months

@kenzianidiot "Barry Alvarez is not dead" as the first topic is just so incredible

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

. @CraigyFerg Even if it's just a monologue in your living room or something! Your presence during this bullshittery is welcomed and needed.

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

six years ago, that's what @ConanOBrien said to TBS. and now he's making that happen for someone else. ❤️ @OlanRogers

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@CassMartino

2 years

anyway @hamsterwatch and Taylor Hale on the 2024 presidential ticket please and thank you #bb24

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

5 years

this is the perfect combination of anti-tr*mp sentiment and nerdy weather radio terminology that is honestly so on brand for me

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@altNOAA

5 years

Wondering if NWS is going to have to issue a "Civil Emergency Message" on All-Hazards Radio, because they don't have a "Bullshit Warning" product yet (never thought one was needed until now). #BoycottTrumpsAddress

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

@CraigyFerg CRAIG i needed this so badly im going to CRY

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

this was the ENTIRE mood today, and for the rest of the week, and probably until Election Day, and for the rest of my life actually

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.

@clapifyoulikeme

4 years

I do not at present have words for my rage but I’d strongly advise no man speak to me today.

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

@joel_vinesauce @SEGA THINK OF ALL THE FORKLIFT RACES JOBEL!!!!!

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

@katienolan The Beach Boys' God Only Knows. Literal perfection.

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

I will never tire of @ConanOBrien 's loud, contagious belly laugh <3 #CONAN

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

@packers Whitewater, Wisconsin! #PackersRollCall #GoPackGo

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

honestly........ the sound of music has the right idea, i'd rather have a bunch of nuns singing all my flaws at me instead of yelling them at myself tbh

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

The Beatles cold open though! Adorable! @colbertlateshow

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

can i just say? that moment when @derekwaterss drunk-cries on #DrunkHistory because he's so inspired by @katienolan ? a BIG mood

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

@RapSheet lmao, like it'll ever be that crowded

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

1 year

packers twitter is not a fun place to be most of the time. some of yall need therapists expeditiously

Dadrian🧀

@KingDay__

1 year

Drop a Packers take that gets this type of reaction?

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

5 years

abolish thursday night football 2kforever. it's a subpar garbage product and i'm sick of the shitty refs and endless injuries. just stick to sundays and mondays goddamn it #PHIvsGB

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

I’m only awake right now for the #MacysParade honestly

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

Thank you God for Wikibear outtakes. #scrapisode

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

Happy 2 year anniversary to @FOXSports1 ! Here's to many more years of @JayOnrait and @fs1otoole giving me highlights every night :)

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

Gosh, Ellie Kemper is such a precious human being #conan

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

@NFLonFOX #BradyReax http://t.co/Ol8zPei6zt

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

in other news, mark was picked for veto and i'm sending him all my good vibes so he can DESTROY the comp #bb19

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

. @JoeBiden I LOVE YOU DIAMOND JOE

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

God, I love the obnoxiously large TV-MA boxes on tonight's episode. #conan

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

Time for the @Letterman special! #ThanksDave

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

haha shit I just realized that a) my dad works in Waukesha and b) my therapists office is in Brookfield

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

2 years

Greg Jennings scoring a touchdown on a broken leg he put the team on his back

Dylan

@PowellAnalytics

2 years

Besides Michael Jordan's "flu game", what was another epic performance from sports history by an athlete who was competing while either sick or injured?

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

#WHATDIDZOEYSAY I'M WAY TOO EXCITED FOR THIS

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

that feel when you look at your TV and @ConanOBrien is lifting up his shirt to show how pale he is...... 😏 #conan

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

TFW CHRISTMAS PLUGS HER BOOK ON THE FEEDS AND THE CAMERA CUTS AWAY LMAO #BB19

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

3 years

@kingjohnson1403 to everyone else destroying this guy in the mentions: does this also give off some oddly violent “I would like to see the lesser subservient woman get physically hurt by the man” energy

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

@katienolan AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

me, every time I see Jordy interacting with any Packer player this evening #gbvsoak

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

3 years

quanera hayes and allyson felix and their babies meeting on the track during the women's track n field olympic trials!!!!!!!! i am C R Y I N G

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

@packers @AaronRodgers12 please give the entire Packers social team a raise, just for this one tweet #GBvsDET

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

10 years

#wikibear is my favorite bear. #CONAN

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

OK BUT HOLY SHIT THOUGH I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE OF HAPPINESS IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS COMES TO FRUITION

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

@sarahschauer “at least your readily identifiable as an attractive female” first of all, wrong “you’re” secondly, not everyone wants to be identifiable that way. I, for example, would like to be easily identifiable as a lifeless pile of gravel instead of a human woman

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

5 years

@pant_leg mister rogers!!! I’ll watch clips on youtube every so often if I need absolute calm in my life 🥰

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

@penichillin @FunhausTeam i'll take my winnings now please and thank you

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

2 years

genuinely why are SO many hgs this season just absolutely convinced that the feeds aren't 24/7????? they're on all the time! we see everything whether you want to believe it or not!!!!!! #bb24

hamsterwatch #bb26

@hamsterwatch

2 years

Alyssa: "live feeds aren't always on, like I doubt these are" 👋

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

9 years

OH. MY. GOD. You have truly outdone yourself @katienolan .

Katie Nolan (probably)

@katienolan

9 years

tune to @FS1 now for...wait what

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

i'm literally only here for lorde, BTS, and the people in my life that are obsessed with lorde and BTS #BBMAs

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

5 years

@MitchSutton83 @CParkey36 hey man at least more people care about Cody Parkey's existence than yours

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 months

i was doing so good at avoiding americory content since the season ended but then this showed up on my for you tab and i am going to jump off a BRIDGE!!!!!!! WHEN IS IT MY TURN FOR A CORY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

3 years

ope, it’s once again cassie-posts-tons-of-unsolicited-selfies szn 💖🦋💖

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

i forgot to commemorate yesterday's two year anniversary of the miracle in motown, also known as the greatest play of ALL TIME... so here, have one of my favorite tweets from that night 💚💛

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

2 years

I AM NOT A SHIELD I AM A SWORD #BB24

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

@wvutesladriver @washingtonpost ok so systemic sexual harassment is “boring” to you and not worth the attention that this story was expected to get? shut the entire fuck up lmao

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

5 years

I’m so entertained by the fact that the Sims unfollowed James Charles. the Sims. they really filled his house with wooden chairs, deleted the doors, and lit the fireplace

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 months

@kenzianidiot i can only assume he will be a topic of discussion at next week's meeting

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

casual reminder that it's been eight years since @ConanOBrien left the tonight show and i'm still not over how much he and @TeamCoco have changed my life 🧡

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

@AaronNagler it was nice having rights for the first 24 years of my life. gonna miss those :')

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

3 years

so. ya girl is moving into an apartment in St. Francis. just signed all the paperwork today. cassie is moving out y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

Oh my God, I finally get to hear the story behind Big City Ken. I'M SO READY. @JayAndDan @JayOnrait @fs1otoole

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

it’s September, which means my one functioning brain cell has forgotten how to do everything except wear cozy cardigans and be a lil cutie 🍂

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

can one of the security snipers please take out the guy who keeps wooing #SB50

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

UWW campus police: "we apologize for any undue stress this may have caused" me: wE aPoLoGiZe FoR aNy UnDuE sTrEsS tHiS mAy HaVe CaUsEd

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

i would be downright terrified if i saw this picture without context tbh #bb19

hamsterwatch #bb26

@hamsterwatch

7 years

Kevin-wankenobe was our only hope, but we know he likes his hot dogs plain #bb19

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

standard cassie martino bathroom selfie... but make it portrait mode 📸

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

A Twitter drama in four pictures.

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

new bucket list item: at least once in my life, I will make the trip out to Huntington, West Virginia to see a MBMBAM Candlenights live show

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

@AdamSchefter ...I cannot answer that in an open setting

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

hey @twitter if #RIPTwitter is the top trend in the US and the fourth top trend worldwide... MIGHT WANNA PAY ATTENTION TO THAT

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

@CraigyFerg if this picture isn't life goals, I don't know what is 🐱

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

throwing my hat in the ring for @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris in Hales Corners Ward 1!! 💙🇺🇸

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

2 years

daniel's hoh being a complete waste is honestly so hilarious to me #bb24

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

schoolhouse rock is trending because ben carson screwed up the preamble what a TIME to BE ALIVE

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

8 years

casually having one of those moments where i just wanna hug gord downie and tell him how much i love the hip's music

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

3 years

can i kick it? yeah, i can ☀️

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

. @WinksThinks look at you, making the local news in that 🔥 outfit

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

1 month

@kenzianidiot my god I wish my dad was there tonight he would have OPINIONS on the sump pump discourse

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

2 years

hi sorry to be vain but I looked cute today despite waking up at 6am

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

🦋 BREAKING: felt cute for the first time in a month 🍒

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

3 years

happy last day of 2020 look at my hair 🥰

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

7 years

@JoeSantagato i'm sorry but i have to be your mortal enemy for the next three hours #GOPACKGO #RUNTHETABLE

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

6 years

can I just say? when tori and I walked into the green room this morning, everyone greeted us with some variation of “MARTINOS!” and honestly? made my entire week

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

2 years

anyway the feds are raiding mar-a-lago so at least i'm not having as bad a day as that

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cassie ✨

@CassMartino

4 years

I threw a bitch fit at the zoo when I was a small child, and ended up throwing a water bottle at who I later learned to be eventual Wisconsin governor Scott Walker